#EventerProblems, Vol. 67: Big Buncha Weirdos

Sixty-seven jam-packed #EventerProblems volumes in and I still don’t know who is weirder: event horses….

Morning-ritual #isitadog #isitahorse #walkonaleash #drinkingofapuddle #danishwarmblood #lovemyhorse #walkwalkwalk #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Stine Degn (@drdegn) on Apr 9, 2016 at 12:35pm PDT

She is super offended. #eventerproblems #eventhorsetobe #baymare #mareface #trakehner #thoroughbred #momyouhavenofashionsense

A photo posted by Celsie Rae Abelt (@westwindstudio) on Apr 9, 2016 at 4:01pm PDT

This is how Buddy The Elf feels about being cleaned today for the @mdhorsetrials tomorrow! #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Megan Anne ❤️ (@megananne14) on Apr 9, 2016 at 10:50am PDT

Someone didn’t want to go to work today… #rosey #stb #standardbredsofinstagram #standardbred #eventer #eventing #eventerproblems #sleepypony

A photo posted by @camelias2009 on Apr 8, 2016 at 9:03pm PDT

I just can’t disturb him when he looks so comfortable. #eventerproblems #ottb #naptime

A photo posted by Megan Hewitt (@megginni23) on Apr 6, 2016 at 4:10pm PDT

Fire breathing dragon turns into purring kitten when scratched behind his ears. #lifewithhorses #19goingon5 #eventerproblems #bipolarhorse #cutiepie

A photo posted by Maru Arosemena (@maru.arosemena) on Apr 7, 2016 at 3:24pm PDT

They freaking know that the farrier is two days from town. #eventerproblems #horseproblems #prettyinpink #arizona #why #igiveup

A photo posted by Lexi (@missmarvel) on Apr 5, 2016 at 9:46pm PDT

when you’re just too tall and the grass is sooooo far away #BigLeoproblems #TheFork #dpequestrian #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Prairie StipeMaas (@prairiestm) on Apr 8, 2016 at 11:26am PDT

Full haynet + 4 1/2 pounds of grain + delicious molasses-coated chopped hay mix = completely uninterested horse #pickyeaterproblems #eventerproblems #dorado #ottb #diva #thinkshesaperson

A photo posted by Erica Spradling (@xbetterbesocialx) on Apr 9, 2016 at 3:44pm PDT

…or the people who ride them.

When it’s a cold, rainy, snowy, muddy spring in the mitten, but then these babies come in the mail!!! #rk3de #EmDEtailgate #eventerproblems #fingerscrossedforsunnyskies @holly9449 @holsterrocks @debbij713 @traxlera @kaitlin_ainsley @alexis_kelley7

A photo posted by Emily D (@emdeventr) on Apr 6, 2016 at 7:33am PDT

*raises hand* Why is my husband’s name on my Dover catalogue?! #uhhhh #spradlinglife2016 #eventerproblems #seriously @adsprad

A photo posted by Erica Spradling (@xbetterbesocialx) on Apr 6, 2016 at 4:41pm PDT

#eventerproblems living next to the River Thames in #london in springtime has created some great #eventing training obstacles. #learneq #thoroughbred #thames #richmond

A video posted by heartbite (@heartbite) on Apr 8, 2016 at 6:18am PDT

Well so much for those “weekly trot sets” that were supposed to start in April… #eventerproblems #thestruggleisreal #andcold

A photo posted by @emilydeveau on Apr 8, 2016 at 10:36am PDT

Goodbye money #ilovemyhorse #eventerproblems #hiagainvetimissedyou

A photo posted by @kb1gra on Apr 8, 2016 at 12:51pm PDT

New spring fashion line…. #ihatemud #theraincanstopnow #eventerproblems #ohioweatheriscrazy

A photo posted by @nif484 on Apr 8, 2016 at 2:38pm PDT

When you’re packing your bag for the first event of the year… And there’s still hay in it from last season #horsegirlproblems #eventerproblems #ottb #eventing

A photo posted by Brenna Brooks (@brenna1133) on Apr 9, 2016 at 11:51am PDT

The stages of coaching at horse shows! #ratherberiding #horsetrainerproblems #eventerproblems #austineventing #worlddomination

A photo posted by Lisa Bauman (@skibumangel) on Apr 9, 2016 at 11:57am PDT

When your car becomes your closet #eventerproblems

A photo posted by annmarie stockinger (@astockinger66) on Apr 9, 2016 at 5:33pm PDT

When the Equistar fridge is full of ice and no food. #equistarschoolofriding #eventerproblems #equestrianproblems #hungryriders

A photo posted by Savanna (@savvy_eventer) on Apr 9, 2016 at 12:09pm PDT

You know you have a problem when your horse’s SmartPaks officially require more than one drawer now…. #addicted #eventerproblems #smartpak #eatallthegoodthings # @smartpak

A photo posted by Erika L. Wierman, DVM (@twobayboys) on Apr 9, 2016 at 2:53pm PDT

8am dressage ride means cleaning tack on the hotels white sheets… Oops. #SorryNotSorry #EventerProblems #Antares

A photo posted by Genevieve Faith (@faitheventing) on Apr 8, 2016 at 7:01pm PDT

When you see a long spot and you do a dance in your head because your horse agreed with your choice #eventerproblems pic.twitter.com/SNXCsL9ABG

— Ashley Hays (@ashmhays) April 5, 2016

I was asked how to own a #horse on a #budget.
I take my paycheck+savings+the change under the couch & give it to Monty. #eventerproblems

— Ashley Eve (@ashleybeve) April 6, 2016

Scratched my cornea from my shedding grey horse. #eventerproblems #perilsofowningagreyhorse

— Wyn Maling (@WynMaling) April 6, 2016

More snow. Minnesota missed the memo that were supposed to go xc schooling tomorrow. #eventerproblems

— KJ (@eventer007) April 7, 2016

Doc: looks like you’ve got arthritis forming around the fracture
Me: so can you just give me a loading dose of Legend? #eventerproblems

— Jenna (@JennaNikki126) April 8, 2016

Tfw Fernhill By Night is casually hitting <20 in advanced dressage and you’re like “I have a vaguely horse-shaped potato” #EventerProblems

— Danelle M. Pecht (@say_duh_nelle) April 8, 2016

If you missed them: Volumes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66.

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Go Eventing.