#EventerProblems Vol. 96: Eventers Be Cray

Let those freak flags fly, Eventing Nation. Show up to work in breeches, dress your horse in neon green or paint them up like a cow, lather yourself in horse shampoo, steal all the apples off the hotel breakfast bar, drink your weight in box wine … we’ll never judge. Because, glass houses.

Here’s your latest batch of #EventerProblems.

Eventers be like, it’s just a one day #horsetrials #eventerproblems #ineedabiggertrailer

A photo posted by Courtney Due (@idteventing) on

So I was looking everywhere for Tiger’s favourite brush last night… found it. #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Kya Zoretich (@kya.zoretich) on

Duct tape can replace Velcro, right? #eventerproblems #eventersofinstagram

A photo posted by Brooklyn Currier (@caladoniacaraway) on

When your non-horsey bf organizes the garage #shinguardsakahalfchaps #eventerproblems #hesadorablethough

A photo posted by Kate Jensen (@kate6917) on

When you roll your ankle walking the dog #eventerproblems #nocoordination

A photo posted by Liz G (@eliz.lynn93) on

When the working students show up to school in their FGE swag… #awkward #matchymatchy #allourclothesarebarnclothes #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Full Gallop Eventing (@fullgallopeventing) on

What good is a hotel breakfast if they don’t have any apples for the horses??? #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Becca Speer (@beccarides) on

Damn @useventing that’s a tough silhouette! #thisishalloween #excusemeyouhorseisshowing #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Mindy Kutzner (@mkutzner) on

When you take award pictures from a championship show but it’s so bright outside, you have to use a ribbon as a visor #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Sick as frick/Hay before bae (@morgfernrick) on

Didn’t do a good job aiming the hose to fill the new trough #MyFaceIsWet #EventerProblems

A photo posted by Katharine Stancliff (@katharinethestubbenlady) on

Tackroom Tetris? @kailajarvis #eventerproblems #horseshowlife

A photo posted by Rebecca Barber (@jubileeequestrian) on

#eventerproblems #horsegirl

A photo posted by chmortensen (@chmortensen) on

When your horse decides you don’t need the reins. #wedontneednostinkingreins #tryingtokillthemom #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Marian Matushek Abrams (@matushekabrams) on

From Taren Hoffos: "A funny Eventer problem photo! My mom Carolyn had shoulder surgery last month. Icing with a toklat wrap and doing any chores she can with her good arm."

From Taren Hoffos: “A funny Eventer problem photo! My mom Carolyn had shoulder surgery last month. Icing with a toklat wrap and doing any chores she can with her good arm.”

Don’t forget to tag ‘em with #EventerProblems on social for inclusion in a future edition.

Go Eventing!

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