#EventerProblems Vol. 99: ‘We’ve Got 99 Problems & A Horse Is Every One’ Edition

To commemorate Vol. 99 of the #EventerProblems series, we are dropping an epic 99-problem #EP bomb on the Eventing Nation. Boom! #EPsplosion! Enjoy.

Me, trying to get through adulthood at the moment. #eventerproblems #misseditmonday #thesunwasinoureyes

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Waiting for the vet cus radar poked his eye #glamourous #patagonia #forthewin #iwearskiclothestothebarn #eventerproblems

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Early fail Friday? I love that this is the worst of his bad habits #failfriday#eventerproblems#eventersdoitbetter

A video posted by Remi & Lillian (@fat.friesian) on

…and then he spooked… #nowtrending #indyfail #nomorecoffee #eventerproblems

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I love winter barn chores!….said no one ever….. #everythingisfrozen #poopsicles #eventingnation #eventerproblems

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Mobile tack room

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HAHAHAHAHA actual conversation that just happened: . **Mom and I were at the eye doctor’s waiting for the receptionist to ring up her prescription** . Me to mom: “I sent that video of Beau to Tara, but I told her his days of looking feral have reached an end because that turd stain is coming off of his face one way or another this afternoon.” . Receptionist (looking quite confused): “… I take it you’re not happy with your boyfriend participating in No Shave November…?” . . After unsuccessfully attempting to hold in my laughter, I explained to her that Beau is a horse and what I was referring to is, indeed, a literal stain on his face made by rolling in turds. I don’t think she found it quite as amusing as I did, but the comment certainly made my day nonetheless. #eventerproblems #equestrianproblems #daymade

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No more jointed stirrups for us! #eventerproblems #rideliketoddy #goodthingitsnotnostirrupnovemberanymore #wardrobemalfunction

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Bad. Horse! #thisiswhyheliveswithababysitter #bad #ottb #dorado #20goingon5 #eventerproblems

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Oh look! A three star prospect! HEB really does have everything! #eventerproblems

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And this boys and girls, is why owning a grey is a silly idea #doescowboymagiccomebythegallon #youmissedaspot #eventerproblems

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A moment earlier he was prancing around. Soon as I reached for the camera…. #eventpony #dressagepony #eventerproblems

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If I hide she won’t make me do dressage #eventing #eventerproblems

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Black Friday Shopping #eventerproblems #boweneventing

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#horsetrainerproblems #moreleg #eventing #eventerproblems

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True Life: I’m a Horse Lady #eventerproblems #equestrianproblems #thisiswhyimsingle #horsenation

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The dangers of working at @sporthorsesaddlery when your inner child is screaming #eventerproblems #horsesofinstagram #breyer

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Pretty lady had a mudd bath today #ilovemygrey #eventerproblems #eventingnation #stjernedamen

A photo posted by Lea Ditte Marsk Lauridsen (@lea_lauridsen) on

Showing off my #equestrianstyle at Starbucks this morning. #eventerproblems #shoesmaketheoutfit

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When you party to hard, and your bro is checking to make sure you’re still alive #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Abby + Nick (@a.n.eventing) on

Duct tape square =abscess time just in time to go to the indoor!!! #eventerproblems

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He looks as sleepy as I feel #theearlybirdgetstheworm #derp #eventerproblems #6amcrew

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This was not how I wanted to spend the fall season :-(. #eventpony #dressagepony #eventerproblems

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Only #horsepeople hang out at the urgent care and have fun there! #eventerproblems Don’t worry, Max is okay!

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Why you so nosey? #eventerproblems #girlproblems

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I don’t know if this is what they meant by taking your work home with you… #eventerproblems

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Porter Paint has a very hard life… #droopylipsyndrome #savingthathayforlater #eventerproblems

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When you wait too long to order a new set of bell boots #eventerproblems

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Still makes me laugh And Major is perfect (No, I didn’t really fall off) #EventerProblems

Posted by Olivia Webb on Monday, November 21, 2016

Phew.

Go Eventing.

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