Good day, my dear anonymous friends.  We here at Eventing Nation strive to bring you our very best in eventing news, views, and overall ridiculousness.  Please help us continue in the proper red-on-right direction to insanity by completing our brief Census.  Knowing our readers helps us feel better about ourselves provide better content for the site overall.  This exercise was quite informative last time, and it is great to see how the site has grown since then.  Remember when we could do this little gig in the comments section?  Now we have an extra special official Survey, to allow everyone to participate (including all your schizophrenic personalities, if you wish).  We know your time is valuable, but we’d really appreciate it if you’d take 10 seconds of your coffee/study/antique basket-weaving break to fill out our census.  I promise John won’t send the FBI after you if you choose to skip it, but I can offer 10000 bonus EN karma points at your next event if you answer properly.

Thanks to all who participate!  Results will be compiled at the end of the month, and the poor chinchilla with horn-rimmed glasses and a pocket protector will receive an extra ration of scooby snacks if he gets the stats completed by Christmas.  Go Eventing.