News of the Weird: November 2009 Archives

News of the Weird

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Ex-racehorse Lukas rated as World's smartest horse.  
"Lukas' repertoire now includes nodding "yes" and shaking his head "no," kissing, catching and fetching, giving curtsies, waving, performing a Spanish walk, bowing, playing hide-and-seek, staying and coming, rearing, pushing a barrel, spelling (five-letter words), counting (up to five), identifying shapes, distinguishing among three colors, and putting a hoop on a cone."
On a related note, Lukas claims to have found the World's most gullible human, who he trained to feed him whenever he does a simple trick.  Look for this pair sometime soon on Stupid Pet Tricks.


A riding academy in Lithuania once used to torture children who couldn't sit the trot was recently converted into a detention center to torture terrorists.

A Colorado man found out that it doesn't work to steal an ATM with your truck by hooking it up to a chain and dragging it away.  I always wondered about that.  The more you know... A donkey in Zimbabwe figured out that doing the same thing with a man doesn't work either.  Go eventing.
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News of the Weird: "I'm up to my nips!"

-British TV show "I'm a Celebrity: Get Me Out Of Here" receives outrage from viewers about making horses swim across a river with celebrities on their backs.  The horse part begins at 4:24, swimming at 5:30.  Read more
Can somebody get these guys helmet covers?  "I'm up to my nips!"

-Horse painting sells for $120,000, later bucks new owner off repeatedly.  Owner sends horse painting to trainer to 'fix' the problem.  Trainer has hocks injected, gives the paining UlcerGuard, doesn't ride it for three months, and then suggests that owner sell the horse and look for something more suitable to his 'style of riding.'  Painting is now for sale for $60K.

Dale the pony.
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-Horses in England are getting even fatter than Eventing Nation originially feared.  Maybe it's because they feed their winning Christmas donkeys rare red and green apples.  You can't make this stuff up.  The good news is that you can fat score your horse with this handy video:
go eventing.
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Escaped Horse Delays Flights

Thumbnail image for showhorseandplane.jpgFlights to Kuwait International Airport were delayed earlier this week after an escaped horse caused chaos on the runway.  The horse escaped from the cargo of an aircraft and was tranquilized by security after a lengthy chase.  Horse and Hound

In other news, William Shatner is going to display his reining prowess at a coming Make a Wish Foundation fundraiser.
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Veterans Day News and Notes

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Penny Rowland and Roundabout
won the indoor eventing at the Canadian Royal Winter Fair after winning day one and finishing 2nd in day two's competition.  Oliver Townend had a rough day two, finishing in last place.  Scroll down for video from day one.  RecapResults


News of the Weird: Is it bad that there is almost more news of the weird than normal horse news?
-NYPD Horse "Mr. Biggs" Bites Woman: According to the police report, the suspect yelled "don't tase me, bro!" so Mr. Biggs bit her.  I can't wait for that episode of Cops.


Finally, happy Veterans Day.  Thanks to all the men and women who serve our great country.  Sometimes, as riders, it's easy for us to get caught up in Eventing and forget about the World around us.  Please visit or call a veteran you know and tell them what their service means to you.
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News of the Weird

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The horse genome has been sequenced, revealing striking genetic similarities to humans.  Right, except horses have common sense.

Free online webcast on getting mares pregnant from MSU.  In related news, stallions everywhere request internet access for "educational purposes."

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Unbelievable News of the Weird


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