This Unicorn’s Sales Ad Is Currently Winning the Internet

Newsflash: This sales ad for Sparkles the Unicorn is the best thing on the internet right now.

It all started when Charlie Campbell posted this sales ad on Facebook:

Eventers are generally proficient in de-coding sales ads, but of course we had a few questions.

Does he clip, load and tie?

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Full set of X-rays?

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What about a trade?

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Is he eligible for a name change?

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What about video?

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Clearly eventers have the best sense of humor and Charlie can write one hell of a sales ad, though he arguably left Sparkles’ biggest selling point out of the original ad:

Go Sparkles. Go Eventing.

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