* your Hunters or Dubarrys have actually seen mud
* you know every innuendo under the sun about ‘ riding’
* no dove or nivea whatsoever are going to rescue your hands
* you get mounted by stallions when you try and be a tiny bit feminine by wearing perfume.
* spend 2 hours straightening your hair?! for who? the stallion to kick you?
* U are usually followed by a small dog!