Best of Craigslist

And now, it’s time to christen the new server with its first episode of Craigslist crazies.  Frequently a source of entertainment, and sometimes a source of pity, surfing Craigslist is always sure to expand your horizons and lower your expectations for the progress of mankind.

 

 

 

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WTT A POLIMINO MARE 18 MOTHS OLD – $1 (OLIVE HILL)


Date: 2012-03-13, 12:42PM EDT


Would like to trade this horse for a riding mower. She is a very friendly horse but not broke yet. She will make some a good riding horse. If interested call 606-286-****.
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Polomino moths for a riding mower.  I guess the horse wasn’t cutting the grass well enough?

 

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Blue Roam Stud – $400 (greeneville tn)


Date: 2012-03-22, 1:42PM EDT


SkyWalker is a Blue Roam TN walking horse, but he has stifle and will never be able to be riden. Im selling him cuz he can be used for breeding or a pastor buddy…he is a great horse, halter broke and will come to his name..im asking $400 obo willing to trade for a good broke racking horse or quarter. I took him to the vet and he told me all i had to do is ride him and he will get better but thats not the case at all. so if intested n serious calls only!!!!!!!!! 423 329**** call or txt

  • Location: greeneville tn
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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Now this is one I just feel sorry for..poor horse.  Unsafe, loose, barbed-wire fence, and an owner who seems well-meaning but a bit lacking in equine knowledge.  Sadly, a common trend on the CL.

 

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“Speak Animal” language series cds – $10 (Grandview)


Date: 2012-02-27, 9:17AM EST


I’m looking to sell or trade the following “Speak Animal” language cds (with booklets):
Speak cat – beginner
Speak dog – beginner, intermediate vol. 1 & 2
Speak oxen – intermediate
Speak parakeet – advanced

Each cd is 10$ or I will trade for other volumes. I’m especially interested in any of the
reptile series or Speak horse (intermediate) or Speak bear (beginner only).

 

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“Fluent in Parakeet and Oxen.”  Now that would look good on a resume… might even get you a job at EN!

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Breyer Horse Collection – $1 (Christiansburg)


Date: 2012-02-27, 9:12PM EST


Contact me for prices, or make me an offer. I need them gone, so all reasonable offers considered. Email me or call/text 540-312-5967. I have pictures of every model. I will also trade so let me know what you have.. Lookin mostly for horse tack, motorcycle tires, handlebars, saddlebags, guns, archery stuff.. But let me know what you have cause all I can say is no. 🙂

All are Traditional sized models:

1. Running Appaloosa Foal
2. Midnight Tango- Minature Black and White Paint
3. Boone’s Little Buckeroo- Minature Buckskin
4. LTD’s Red Cloud and Magic Man’s Grand Slam- Set of two, black and white paint and sorrel and white paint minatures
5. Twin Palomino Foals Amber and Ashley- set of two, palomino, one standing, one laying down
6. Black Tie Affair set- set of three, all three black appaloosas, stallion, mare, and foal
7. American Saddlebred- black and white stallion
8. Family Saddlebred trio- set of three, grey stallion and mare, black foal
9. Chubasco and Charavette- set of two, chestnut and white stallion and foal with ribbon
10. Ruffian- dark brown running mare, with stand
11. Misty and Stormy- set of two, paint mare with foal
12. Chestnut Appaloosa- western pleasure stallion
13. Indian Pony- Buckskin appaloosa mare, rare edition
15. AA Omner- grey Arabian, does not stand because front hoof is slightly crooked, if a piece of cloth was glued under it he would stand
16. Party Shoes- palomino pony, white spots on rump
17. Sunday Silence- black thoroughbred stallion with blanket
18. Commander Riker- chestnut gelding
19. Afleet Alex- Bay thoroughbred
20. Blue Suede Shoes- Blue roan stallion, rearing
21. Madison Avenue- buckskin mare
22. Silky Keno- black and white paint
23. Lavrador- Buckskin Stallion
24. Majestad- Grey Stallion
25. Bluebell- Clydesdale foal
26. Buckskin American Pinto
28. Family of Deer
29. Summer Doe
30. Western Parade Saddle

 

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Who knew you could trade Breyer horses for “guns and archery stuff?”  Let’s see that deal on PawnStars…!

 

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Nice Appy Mare – $8 (Florence, Al)


Date: 2012-03-15, 11:09PM EDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]


I have a great Appy mare she is between 14.3-15hhs and 9/10 years old. She was bought for my grandson who was going to make a heeler out of her and he ended up working two jobs and a girlfriend. This horse has a lot of energy and IS NOT FOR BEGINNERS. We bought her with understanding that she had been to trainer for two months (what everybody says) but grandson was working on reining and finishing her out. I’m asking $800. for her that is what I paid , however, I need a horse grade or registered no older than 15 that anyone can ride kids or beginners. Horse must have good feet, in good health and not a complete dead head. I would trade if I like it. call 256-349-2696 two pictures below make her look like a buckskin and I have no idea why her head shot looking thru gate is color of her body will take new pictures this weekend.

PLEASE READ POSTING CAREFULLLY. I WILL NOT TRADE FOR ANOTHER HORSE THAT IS READY TO DIE, NOT HEALTHY, BAD FEET OR ETC. I KNOW WHAT I HAVE NOW AND THE HORSES I’VE BEEN ASKED TO TRADE FOR DON’T REACH MY EXPECTATIONS.
I ALSO WILL NOT SELL THIS MARE TO ANYONE THAT IS A BEGINNER OR CHILD AS THEY COULD BE HURT. MARE IS FAST AND NEEDS CONTROL.
THIS IS LAST TIME I WILL OFFER THIS MARE AT THIS PRICE AS SPRING IS COMING AND WITH IT BEGINS THE TRAILS AND EVENTS SO I WILL BE GETTING HER READY. THANK YOU

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I personally have never sold anything on Craigslist.  But I suppose the disclaimer “I will not trade for anything ready to die…” is a justified and necessary statement.  Looks like a cute Appy and an honest seller who at least cares about the safety of beginners and children.  Kudos to you, Appy Grandfather.
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