Best of Craigslist

In this grand world wide web invented by Al Gore, there happens a unique, bizarre bazaar phenomenon of Craigslist.  Part eBay, part flea market, part redneck yard sale, Craigslist is a free-for-all classified site where good deals can be found in any category from cars to dishwashers to llamas.  It’s like treasure hunting from your keyboard, and you never quite know what you’ll find.  Craigslist frequently has a few equine-related listings; the quality and content of which may vary widely.  Thus, for your entertainment, we now bring you THE BEST OF CRAIGSLIST. 

 

Today’s theme:  Swap-O-Rama 

 

These are ACTUAL listings… you can’t make this stuff up!

 

*** 3 KMSHA SPOTTED WEANLINGS , SALE OR TRADE ****************** – $350 (OWINGSVILLE)

Date: 2009-12-26, 1:18PM EST
Reply to: [email protected]

 

I HAVE 3 KMSHA REGISTERABLE WEANLINGS FOR SALE OR TRADE. ALL ARE OUT OF A TRIPLE REGISTERED BLACK AND WHITE TENN. STUD AND SOME ARE KENTUCKY MOUNTAIN MARES OR TENN. MARES. PRICES ARE 350.00 EACH FOR 2 OF THEM AND THE 3RD ONE IS 400.00. WILL CONSIDER TRADING FOR ANYTHING OF EQUAL VALUE THAT DOES NOT EAT. SUCH AS TRAILERS, GUNS, 4 WHEELER, BLACK WESTERN SHOW SADDLE, MANURE SPREADER ETC. ???

 

 

• I’m not really sure what a “KMSHA” is… or how anything can come “out” of a Triple Registered stud… but it must be pretty special to be worth a manure spreader! 

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Minis for Kayak – $1 (Alachua/Gainesville)

Date: 2009-12-21, 9:30AM EST
Reply to: [email protected]

 

I have two adorable minis to trade — I’m looking for a kayak, sot, with seats and paddles. Minis are American Creme stud and tiny paint gelding. Call Terez 386 418- 2020

 

• I wonder if the guy above from Owingsville would take a kayak?  It doesn’t eat…

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• What a nice Mom… 

Want to trade my Scarlet Macaw for a Pony/Horse for daughter

Date: 2009-12-24, 2:11PM EST
Reply to: [email protected]

 

My 7 year old really wants a pony/horse for christmas or at least her birthday in January. I want to trade my Scarlet Macaw who is under 2 years old with Large cage and stand so that my daughter can have a horse that she has really been wanting and has gotton really good grades in school. Please call me at (352)463-8161 Thanks so much
MERRY CHRISTMAS email is : [email protected]

P.S. Please let me know if tack comes with pony/horse that would be a bonus cause it will be needed( saddle,bridle,halter and lead line)

 

• Sure, I’d love to give you my kid-broke pony in exchange for a loud screeching parrot.  Polly wanna pony??  And I’m glad your daughter “has gotton” really good grades, maybe she can help you proofread someday.