Some things on Craigslist, you just can’t make up. Will you be in Ocala this coming weekend? I almost wish I was going, just to spectate…
Talladega Nights Enthusiast Wanted (Ocala Horse Park)
Date: 2012-02-03, 8:52PM EST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
Description – Talladega Nights enthusiast. No nudity! Must run through the water complex and shout these phrases:
“Shake and Bake!”
“I’m on fire! I’m on fire!”
“Help me baby Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! Help me Tom Cruise!”
“Stop, drop and roll!”
Second person must run around water complex trying to “save” their friend while shouting these phrases:
“Shake and Bake!”
“Please don’t let the invisible fire burn my friend!”
“Oh my God! RICKY!”
Must be able to run FAST to get away from officials on golf carts.
Those without a sense of adventure, need NOT apply.
- Location: Ocala Horse Park
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 2833675569
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Thanks to loyal EN reader Pam for the tip!
