In case you hadn’t heard, Andrew Nicholson is looking for a new working student at his yard in Wiltshire. He recently posted this ad on Horse & Hound:
Naturally, we came up with six compelling reasons to go work for Andrew:
1. He’ll reveal the secrets of stickability.
Behold, the original Oh Crap Moment:
2. He’ll demonstrate how to ride cross country one-handed.
#Nicholsonontwitter pic.twitter.com/4SORthRQVM I love how the hand he’s holding the reins with also holds his whip “Hailing a cab” the cool way
— Paul Tapner (@TapnerEventing) April 28, 2013
Casual.
3. You can show him how to use Twitter.
Or we’ll all just keep using #nicholsonontwitter.
#nicholsonontwitter is looking for a working pupil #dream — Emily Fairhurst (@EmilyJFairhurst) December 8, 2014
4. He’ll teach you to ride it like you stole it.
5. You’ll learn how to win Burghley three times on the same horse.
Just kidding. Only the Silver Fox can pull that off.
#nicholsonontwitter I might let one of the whippersnappers win next year , if I am injured. In fact I could probably win with a bust leg
— lulu kyriacou (@lulukyriacou) September 7, 2014
6. You can convince him to ride for Team USA.
Because he just can’t say no to our list of reasons why he should compete for ‘Murica.

Via Imgur
Chinch would give his furry little left kidney to go work for Andrew. Post your own reasons why you’d go work for Andrew in the comments below.
Go Eventing.