EN has it on good authority that The Fork Stables’ Pig has been spotted wandering at will. It appears as if Pig has escaped captivity and is cavorting around New Jersey. Sinead Halpin Eventing has obviously not noticed and is hereby being issued a summons for “pig negligence.” Authorities will be contacting them shortly. An ransom may be in order.
P.S what do you do when a pig gets sick? Call a hambulance.
Representatives from The Fork could not yet be reached for comment. We expect a statement from the head spokesperson of SHE soon, hopefully clarifying the details of this story.
UPDATE from MEG KEP of Sinead Halpin Eventing:
“Rumors are flying that Bow Brickhill Stables are planning a pig roast on may 18th. Additionally, the pig went missing today and has been sighted at Bow Brickhill. Coincidence? Or plain just animal cruelty.
You be the judge.
I’m suited up in all black and headin in stealth style. Going dark…”
