Helpful advice from and expert in the field… #eventerproblems #eventing pic.twitter.com/wU5uPzgrnM
— Carly Martin-Pope (@carly_vet) September 7, 2019
Eventing is pretty straightforward. It’s basically three phases that look like this:
“Dressage: dance, prance, win
“Show Jumping: trot, trot, jump things… job done!
“Cross Country: A simple hack in the wilderness wearing a big watch and trying not to get lost.”
What’s so hard about that? Plenty 😉, according to this latest roundup of #EventerProblems on Twitter.
Life lesson of the week: getting a query rejection for your novel hurts, but not as much as getting bucked off a horse! #getbackonthehorse #figuratively #butalsoliterally#WritingCommunity #eventerproblems pic.twitter.com/IKUzljkTMa
— Caroline M. Steele (@carolinemsteele) August 22, 2019
Jake heroically saving me from 🐊🐊🐊 in this ditch 🚀 #noscopenohope #eventerproblems pic.twitter.com/t4Xx3lmObj
— Carly Martin-Pope (@carly_vet) August 19, 2019
Zipper tab on my left half chap broke 😢 I tried to superglue the 2 metal bits back together but made things worse. Hoping I can get the zipper replaced in time for my next lesson. Love my ProChaps but they are known for zipper issues #eventerproblems #equestrianproblems pic.twitter.com/UYXzaHvp93
— Jennifer Short (@TweetSoCrazy) August 17, 2019
Things #eventers say and do 😂 #badass #eventerproblems pic.twitter.com/NhPu8GfrQK
— Colleen Mills (@momofeventer) July 27, 2019
Being in the Mountain Time Zone means instead of waking up early to watch European live streams, now I stay up late 🙈See you at 1:30am, #CHIOaachen #EventerProblems
— Shelby Allen (@shiiibbyyy) July 20, 2019
When you’ve been up since 0530 but have to wait on your kids to wake up so you can go to the barn. #eventerproblems #equestrianmomproblems
— Courtney Due (@justjump3day) July 15, 2019
Do you ever imagine spending over £100 every month on shoes for yourself 🙄👠👢👡 #horseygirlproblems #eventerproblems
— Carly Martin-Pope (@carly_vet) July 14, 2019
Going to try out saddles tomorrow @unicornsaddlery genuinely more excited about buying a new saddle than I was about buying my house 🙈😂🐴 #eventerproblems
— Carly Martin-Pope (@carly_vet) July 2, 2019
When you just notice the poppyseeds in your teeth from your bagel earlier, but you just got done cleaning your gelding’s sheath #EventerProblems
— FrankenFarmEquestrian (@FarmFranken) June 25, 2019
When a horsey person looks you up and down and says “you’re looking well” I am left wondering if they actually mean “gosh, look at you in show condition”… #eventerproblems
— Carly Martin-Pope (@carly_vet) June 24, 2019
The face I make when I screw up in dressage vs. when I screw up in stadium #EventerProblems pic.twitter.com/30f9CmzNiM
— Lauren ♍️ (@eventingenzo) June 22, 2019
When you thought your lost your most prized possession: your neck strap #eventerproblems pic.twitter.com/L1ZgOcsemw
— Shelby Allen (@shiiibbyyy) May 29, 2019
We may have been raised in a barn, but we eat dinner at tables like everyone else #LRK3DE #eventerproblems pic.twitter.com/nsUbAVM9Uj
— Sand Dancer (@StarterEventer) April 29, 2019
Bahaha 😂🤣
Brew said “👋🏻 Bye Felicia” #longspot #whoanelly #eventerproblems #probokforBN pic.twitter.com/8hTUwX7k8q
— Chelsea Smith (@heychelseasmith) March 29, 2019
Superglue at Walmart: $1.97
Reviving my favorite schooling boots for the 4th time: priceless #eventerproblems #eventersolutions pic.twitter.com/G6coT1KkeC— Carolyn Drover (@c_drover) March 18, 2019
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