#EventerProblems Vol. 99: ‘We’ve Got 99 Problems & A Horse Is Every One’ Edition

To commemorate Vol. 99 of the #EventerProblems series, we are dropping an epic 99-problem #EP bomb on the Eventing Nation. Boom! #EPsplosion! Enjoy.

***That face you make when your teacher emails you your exam grade and you’re about to open it*** #tbt #2010 #eventing #equestrian #instahorse #finalsuck #eventerproblems #ohshit #eventingproblems #eventingnation @goeventing

A photo posted by Katherine Lambert (@katherine_lambert13) on Dec 12, 2016 at 7:19pm PST

When your husband helps make sales videos. #futureottb #freddyfreeloader #eventerproblems #racehorse #racehorsetrainer #ebracing #dapplebay

A photo posted by Lindsey Burns (@redheadlins) on Dec 12, 2016 at 1:30pm PST

Me, trying to get through adulthood at the moment. #eventerproblems #misseditmonday #thesunwasinoureyes

A photo posted by Logan Bearden (@loganbeardy95) on Dec 12, 2016 at 1:58am PST

First, you don’t want to keep 1 foot in the bucket…then you put both feet in? #eventerproblems #eventersolutions #sillypony

A photo posted by Megan Howe (@meganandmillie) on Dec 12, 2016 at 4:08pm PST

Reading @unrelentingghm and dying over “penis power” and “flouncing up the horse’s neck.” Yup. #eventerproblems

A photo posted by chmortensen (@chmortensen) on Dec 12, 2016 at 11:34pm PST

go & grab jojo…she said. he’s eating now, so it’ll be easy…she said. bahahahaaa #nope #scoreoneforjojo #eventerproblems #latergram

A video posted by Kelley Smith (@kelleygram) on Dec 12, 2016 at 7:34pm PST

Green pony named Possum + very scary ditch #eventer #ottb #ottblove #thoroughbred #eventingpony #eventinglife #eventingpony #eventinghorse #eventer #eventerproblems #eventerproblems #eventersdoitbetter #ponylove #horsebackriding #horse

A photo posted by Birdie (@i_found_flight) on Dec 12, 2016 at 5:36pm PST

Waiting for the vet cus radar poked his eye #glamourous #patagonia #forthewin #iwearskiclothestothebarn #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Tatiana Kitchens (@the40ftwoman) on Dec 10, 2016 at 11:15am PST

When you’re excited to get home to kick off your heels & crawl into bed just to get back and realize you still need to shut off barn lights and give more water…. #thestruggleisreal #horselife #horse #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Samantha Bogan (@ssammalla) on Dec 9, 2016 at 8:29pm PST

#failfriday So reason #543 to do grids and gymnastics – so when your horse slips on take off in some MUCKY wet footing, he finds his fifth leg and gets you over safely! And gives you a great picture with a hysterical face Amazing pics at #richlandparkhorsetrials courtesy of Shannon Brinkman Photography. Also, this is a good response to the people that say “Don’t you just sit there?” #eventingfail #eventerproblems #eventingnation #crosscountry #itsthethrill #lovemyathleticpony

A photo posted by Jordan Fellers (@jcf_eventing) on Dec 9, 2016 at 2:48pm PST

Early fail Friday? I love that this is the worst of his bad habits #failfriday#eventerproblems#eventersdoitbetter

A video posted by Remi & Lillian (@fat.friesian) on Dec 8, 2016 at 6:24pm PST

…and then he spooked… #nowtrending #indyfail #nomorecoffee #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Victoria Law (@dvmeventer) on Dec 8, 2016 at 5:01am PST

The girls were as lazy as I was today! Sapphire took a lot of coaxing to get her butt up! #AQHA #Riotsporthorses #eventerproblems #threedayeventing #eventersofinstagram

A photo posted by Courtney Tiedt (@crazy_dog_lady90) on Dec 7, 2016 at 5:35pm PST

This has to be a practical joke. Jade loses both her bell boots in turnout. I find one, and she comes in yesterday with the other on her back foot, upside down. In all my life… #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Gina Pletch (@gina_pletch) on Dec 7, 2016 at 6:15am PST

When you leave your boots at the barn and only have over the knee heels from the night before… #eventerproblems #wrongboots #morningstart #alwaysfashionable #romfh

A photo posted by Lauren DeLalla (@l_delalla) on Dec 7, 2016 at 5:18am PST

That look of disappointment your horse gives you when you forgot to check whether the arena lights were on #winterproblems #winterridingproblems ❄️#horse #horses #horsesofinstagram #stb #standie #standy #standardbredsofinstagram #eventerproblems #canadianproblems #quebec #dressage #exracehorse #retiredracehorse #otsb

A photo posted by Alexandria (@_abtiff) on Dec 6, 2016 at 7:28pm PST

I love winter barn chores!….said no one ever….. #everythingisfrozen #poopsicles #eventingnation #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Kate Mumford (@potatoprincess33) on Dec 5, 2016 at 8:24pm PST

“The equestrian scene is sooo glamorous,” they said. “Uh-huh,” I mumbled, as I paused to catch my gelding’s inappropriate urination in a dustbin. #horsesofinstagram #eventerproblems #ottb #pisslikeanexracehorse #whytho

A photo posted by Erica Dalton (@thewrongdiagonal) on Dec 5, 2016 at 5:18pm PST

The boys were not amused by the big green alien in the indoor this morning #eventerproblems #playtime #fightorflight #scaredycats #desensitization

A photo posted by Sarah Jedloe (@sarah_jedloe) on Dec 5, 2016 at 11:26am PST

That’s some serious side eye #sideeye #dontstareatme #unlessyourefeedingme #eventerproblems #eventing #mrbig #rambo #horsesofinstagram

A photo posted by Apple Tree Farm (@atf_eventing) on Dec 5, 2016 at 3:10am PST

ANYWAY! Back to our regularly scheduled program. It’s #mancrushmonday again! ❤️Thankful he has stopped doing this while I was riding

A photo posted by jmk (@ottbs_n_pitties) on Dec 5, 2016 at 2:36am PST

When your horse is half mustang and you forget to trim his tail for like, a month… all the TB owners at the barn will glare daggers as you cut off several inches of buffalo hair. Lol. #saveahorserideamustang #eventerproblems #mymustangisfluffierthanyourhorse

A photo posted by Heather (@diceypony) on Dec 4, 2016 at 1:48pm PST

Mobile tack room

A photo posted by WhenISayJump (@sarasiglerfiegen) on Dec 4, 2016 at 12:32pm PST

HAHAHAHAHA actual conversation that just happened: . **Mom and I were at the eye doctor’s waiting for the receptionist to ring up her prescription** . Me to mom: “I sent that video of Beau to Tara, but I told her his days of looking feral have reached an end because that turd stain is coming off of his face one way or another this afternoon.” . Receptionist (looking quite confused): “… I take it you’re not happy with your boyfriend participating in No Shave November…?” . . After unsuccessfully attempting to hold in my laughter, I explained to her that Beau is a horse and what I was referring to is, indeed, a literal stain on his face made by rolling in turds. I don’t think she found it quite as amusing as I did, but the comment certainly made my day nonetheless. #eventerproblems #equestrianproblems #daymade

A photo posted by Taylor (@taylordawn_13) on Dec 3, 2016 at 2:35pm PST

Not sure is it’s supposed to be #flailfriday or #failfriday but I figured either way this qualifies for both. Kid’s first Liverpool a few weeks back, which he only decided to jump after coming to a complete stop first. I was not prepared.

A photo posted by Jessa Hills (@jessahills) on Dec 2, 2016 at 5:42pm PST

When you’re just trying to live through the first jog but your horse is a fire breathing dragon. #bigZ #mightymare #NAJYRC2016 #eventerproblems #eventersofinstagram

A photo posted by Zoe Crawford (@crawfordeventing) on Dec 11, 2016 at 7:23am PST

No more jointed stirrups for us! #eventerproblems #rideliketoddy #goodthingitsnotnostirrupnovemberanymore #wardrobemalfunction

A photo posted by Full Gallop Eventing (@fullgallopeventing) on Dec 2, 2016 at 1:48pm PST

Bad. Horse! #thisiswhyheliveswithababysitter #bad #ottb #dorado #20goingon5 #eventerproblems

A video posted by Erica Spradling (@xbetterbesocialx) on Dec 1, 2016 at 3:09pm PST

My brother… Because he hasn’t ridden a horse in 10 years and he wanted to remind him why… • • • • #stuffmyhorseeats #horses #horsesofinstagram #horse #horsestagram #equine #equestrian #equestrianlife #horseriding #horsebackriding #horselife #eventing #dressage #showjumping #horseproblems #horsepeopleproblems #eventer #badpony #basichorse #eventerproblems #equestrianproblems #studmuffingram #studmuffintreats #rideirish

A video posted by Stuff My Horse Eats (@stuffmyhorseeats) on Nov 30, 2016 at 5:01pm PST

When the baby Irish horse decides he wants to be a #treehugger #SonicBoom #horsesofinstagram #eventerproblems #thetreeneededahug @bucksnj

A photo posted by Hattie Clark (@hmsclark2) on Nov 30, 2016 at 3:25pm PST

Oh look! A three star prospect! HEB really does have everything! #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Zara Flores-Kinney (@thefeanarion) on Nov 29, 2016 at 6:59pm PST

And this boys and girls, is why owning a grey is a silly idea #doescowboymagiccomebythegallon #youmissedaspot #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Kristen Brennan (@kbflippyfloppy) on Nov 29, 2016 at 6:03pm PST

It’s that time of year! The act of transferring Tucker’s hair onto myself! #eventersofinstagram #eventerproblems #horsenation #horses #horsesofinstagram

A photo posted by Lori Tankel (@loritankel) on Nov 29, 2016 at 12:11pm PST

So, yesterday, while shoving the pin into the partition in the horse trailer, I injured my hand and now there’s a blood blister. But IT’S A SMILEY FACE! So now I laugh whenever I look at my hand! #eventerproblems #horsetrainerproblems

A photo posted by Helen Brew (@helen_brew) on Nov 29, 2016 at 4:43am PST

“Henry! Look noble! And fancy!” #lookoftheeagles #recycledracehorse #ottb #babyeventer #eventerproblems #eventer #winterproject #havenhillsstables #bodynsoulequestrian #ilovemyjob

A photo posted by Body N Soul (@bodynsoul_equine) on Nov 28, 2016 at 7:28pm PST

Wait for it….. #thief #tricky #patient #myhorseissmarterthanyourhonorstudent #nowonderheisfat #myhorseisspoiled #eventerproblems #eventing #busted

A video posted by Kelly Rieser (@kellyrieser) on Nov 28, 2016 at 6:15pm PST

We are almost 21 years old and we absolutely cannot wait patiently for Mom to clean our stall without making ridiculous faces. #patiencefail #ottb #dorado #20goingon5 #eventerproblems #fithorseproblems #patienceisforsquares

A photo posted by Erica Spradling (@xbetterbesocialx) on Nov 28, 2016 at 3:48pm PST

A moment earlier he was prancing around. Soon as I reached for the camera…. #eventpony #dressagepony #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Helen Donnell (@helendonnell) on Nov 28, 2016 at 2:45pm PST

Annnd I need a new blade … don’t judge me #tractorsupply #whowearsblackwhenclipping #eventerproblems #clippingponies

A photo posted by Kate Jensen (@kate6917) on Nov 27, 2016 at 1:20pm PST

This is why we can’t have nice things Henry! #trashedhisstallagain #eventerproblems #babyeventhorse #ottb #winterproject #henrythehorse #thisiswhywecanthavenicethings #goddamnithenry

A photo posted by Body N Soul (@bodynsoul_equine) on Nov 26, 2016 at 4:45pm PST

When even the wheelbarrow objects to Saturday morning chores #eventerproblems #fail #acreageliving #rubbermaid #wheredoyouevengetnewwheels

A photo posted by R.Price (@love.laugh.ride) on Nov 26, 2016 at 8:41am PST

When you are a woolly mammoth that sweats with a blanket on but freezes without, you get a sexy haircut #eventerproblems #eventersolutions #stjernedamen

A photo posted by Lea Ditte Marsk Lauridsen (@lea_lauridsen) on Nov 26, 2016 at 12:28am PST

If I hide she won’t make me do dressage #eventing #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Kate (@mackate3kids) on Nov 25, 2016 at 4:51pm PST

Black Friday Shopping #eventerproblems #boweneventing

A photo posted by Jessica Bowen (@boweneventing11) on Nov 25, 2016 at 7:34am PST

Wheeeeee…. #horses #horseofinstagram #hunting #eventer #wellies #eventerproblems #whatstride #datsillouettetho #wintersun #galway #ireland

A photo posted by Eileen Murphy (@eileen.murphy.evoriding) on Nov 24, 2016 at 3:08pm PST

Your horse might be a smart ass if he hates ditches with a passion on cross-country but stands in the one in his paddock… #eventerproblems #dorado #ottb #20goingon5 #smartasshorse

A video posted by Erica Spradling (@xbetterbesocialx) on Nov 24, 2016 at 11:32am PST

#horsetrainerproblems #moreleg #eventing #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Helen Brew (@helen_brew) on Nov 23, 2016 at 4:54pm PST

Is it too early to be excited to go watch Rolex 2017? #Rolex #rolexkentucky #rk3de #bestweekendallyear #eventing #eventer #xc #crosscountry #michaeljung #samfbw #eventerproblems #countdowntoapril #waybackwednesday #rk3de2015

A photo posted by Charlotte Crump (@chxinny) on Nov 23, 2016 at 12:19pm PST

My face when told I need to sit still for a full 2 days to let the shoulder heal. Let’s go Wednesday morning ! #stationarydoesntworkforme #chiropractic #massage #gymproblems #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Crystal Boggs Heaton (@cboggs111) on Nov 22, 2016 at 4:48pm PST

True Life: I’m a Horse Lady #eventerproblems #equestrianproblems #thisiswhyimsingle #horsenation

A photo posted by Diane (@dmzrimsek) on Nov 22, 2016 at 3:06pm PST

Obligatory new paddock boots and half chaps picture. A new pair only happens about every three years and they’ll never be this clean again. @ariatequestrian #eventerproblems #eventersofinstagram

A photo posted by Smith Equine Media, LLC (@smith.equine) on Nov 22, 2016 at 1:00pm PST

This is basically every day of my life. But especially today. Taz pony was obnoxious. He decided today would be the first day in his whole life he wouldn’t stand at the mounting block long enough for me to get on. And then escalated from there. Tomorrow is another day.. #eventerproblems #ottb #thoroughbred #babyeventhorse #babyhorse

A photo posted by Desert Lure (@desert_lure) on Nov 21, 2016 at 7:05pm PST

The dangers of working at @sporthorsesaddlery when your inner child is screaming #eventerproblems #horsesofinstagram #breyer

A photo posted by Renee Sternhagen (@renee.a.sternhagen) on Nov 21, 2016 at 6:13pm PST

Ground jury not paying much attention #TwoHearts #Canberra #horsesofinstagram #ridinginthenationscapital #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Kate (@mackate3kids) on Nov 21, 2016 at 12:33pm PST

The adventures of brush jumps featuring @ottblvr #notaneventer #brush #jump #thethingswedo #sleipnirstables #eventerproblems

A video posted by Charlotte Crump (@chxinny) on Nov 21, 2016 at 11:30am PST

Pretty lady had a mudd bath today #ilovemygrey #eventerproblems #eventingnation #stjernedamen

A photo posted by Lea Ditte Marsk Lauridsen (@lea_lauridsen) on Nov 21, 2016 at 7:38am PST

When your oldest pair of gloves finally busts a few seams but you don’t even care because now they’re touchscreen compatible #eventerproblems #eventersolutions

A photo posted by Abby (@ashequine) on Nov 20, 2016 at 11:47am PST

Showing off my #equestrianstyle at Starbucks this morning. #eventerproblems #shoesmaketheoutfit

A photo posted by Anne Koontz (@anne.k01) on Nov 20, 2016 at 6:40am PST

When you party to hard, and your bro is checking to make sure you’re still alive #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Abby + Nick (@a.n.eventing) on Nov 19, 2016 at 2:16pm PST

Duct tape square =abscess time just in time to go to the indoor!!! #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Megan Howe (@meganandmillie) on Nov 19, 2016 at 1:07pm PST

Ms. Freebush giving her saddest hamster eyes for a long awaited cookie #justclipped #whereismyhair? #horsesofinstagram #eventerproblems #goeventing

A photo posted by Renee Sternhagen (@renee.a.sternhagen) on Nov 19, 2016 at 10:35am PST

That moment you are concentrating so hard your lips disappear. #ottb #slideaway #rrp #thoroughbredmakeover #eventerproblems #dressagehorse #roadtokentucky #kentuckyhorsepark #khp #ogilvyequestrian #antares #cavallinomarino #caldene #nobleoutfitters #blundstone #onekhelmet #thebrownpony #klselect

A photo posted by Lindsey Burns (@redheadlins) on Nov 19, 2016 at 10:24am PST

Some people go garage-saleing on the weekends. I go to barn sales and buy jumps!!! #equestrian #soexcited #jumps #eventerproblems #thingsthatexcitehorsepeople

A photo posted by The $900 Facebook Pony (@the900facebookpony) on Nov 19, 2016 at 7:50am PST

When your Mini pays more attention in the #dressage lesson than you do… “That’s it, keep that nice stretch and swing those ribs. Or something.” #eventerproblems #minisofinstagram #morgansofinstagram #eventers #pintobean

A photo posted by Ami Ericson (@amiodmoors) on Nov 18, 2016 at 11:09pm PST

He looks as sleepy as I feel #theearlybirdgetstheworm #derp #eventerproblems #6amcrew

A photo posted by Tatiana Kitchens (@the40ftwoman) on Nov 18, 2016 at 3:50pm PST

Always need to do one super OCD thing a day to calm myself.. The feed board is so soothing now #eventerproblems #ocd #colorcoodinated #organized #workingstudent

A photo posted by Sarah Jedloe (@sarah_jedloe) on Nov 18, 2016 at 3:18pm PST

This was not how I wanted to spend the fall season :-(. #eventpony #dressagepony #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Helen Donnell (@helendonnell) on Nov 18, 2016 at 2:36pm PST

I don’t know what’s going to be worse; unloading (untangling) these, or finally accepting winter is coming. No more outdoor jump schools #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Gina Pletch (@gina_pletch) on Nov 18, 2016 at 11:15am PST

Only #horsepeople hang out at the urgent care and have fun there! #eventerproblems Don’t worry, Max is okay!

A photo posted by Helen Brew (@helen_brew) on Nov 17, 2016 at 11:42pm PST

Laundry time. I’m one of those OCD riders who washes pads after every ride, so there’s a lot of this. #worthit #eventerproblems #eventpony #dressagepony

A photo posted by Helen Donnell (@helendonnell) on Nov 17, 2016 at 7:59pm PST

Why you so nosey? #eventerproblems #girlproblems

A photo posted by Tori Morgan (@tmorgan994) on Nov 17, 2016 at 6:11pm PST

Really?? When they copy equestrian style but don’t get it right.. Lol it must be because we go around in our riding stuff so much it’s becoming a trend this morning saw a girl in tight white pants and black “riding” boots with brown tops.. #equestrian #equestrianlifestyle #judging #target #farmlife #equestrianproblems #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Kathleen (@katb350) on Nov 17, 2016 at 4:36pm PST

I don’t know if this is what they meant by taking your work home with you… #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Kate Drake (@katedrakevt) on Nov 17, 2016 at 2:56pm PST

A photo posted by Kelley Smith (@kelleygram) on Nov 17, 2016 at 1:49pm PST

Porter Paint has a very hard life… #droopylipsyndrome #savingthathayforlater #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Amanda Conti (@mbhorsejumper) on Nov 17, 2016 at 10:50am PST

As a good horse mummy I know my place and that place is underneath Parkers extraordinary heavy head as his personal head holder…..#knowyourplace #ajobforeveryone #horse #equine #equestrian #job #horseymummy #eventerproblems #greyhorse

A photo posted by Lora Hawkins (@the_next_mane_event) on Nov 17, 2016 at 10:32am PST

When your horse is broken and you roll like a kingpin #thatsnotmine #eventerproblems #letsgetreadytorunkle

A photo posted by megan (@kieshorse) on Nov 17, 2016 at 8:26am PST

Not our classiest water landing but we stuck it. Vic State Champs 2016 CIC** Pic by @cmeventingphotography @anitone.australia @grosvenorparkproducts #horse #eventerproblems #waterjump #eventing #crosscountry #eventinglive #wet #grosvenorparkproducts #anitoneaustralia #PrydesEasiFeed

A photo posted by Stacey Briggs (@stacey_briggs_eventing) on Nov 16, 2016 at 11:53pm PST

Me: Cairo let’s work on our our dressage tonight. Cairo: Thppppt. Well, at least we got to model our pretty new halter! #eventerproblems

A photo posted by chmortensen (@chmortensen) on Nov 16, 2016 at 10:09pm PST

Why is it the deer can jump a 6′ fence from a standstill and not touch it, but they clearly have a difficult time getting out of my 6″ dressage arena?! #eventerproblems #caitlinromeoeventing #learntopickupyourtoes #deerproblems

A photo posted by Caitlin (@caitlinromeo_eventing) on Nov 16, 2016 at 7:29pm PST

Poor baby boy all wrapped up in his #bandage so I went out to the field and sat with him and force fed him cookies and told him ghost stories #horsesofinstagram #whenyoucantride #makethemostofit #eventerproblems #spooky #ottb #ottbsofinstagram #thatsplinttho

A photo posted by Emily Anne (@ecarter1023) on Nov 16, 2016 at 6:07pm PST

When you use your legs as a seatbelt on a daily basis riding greenies, they end up being large enough that ONE Spanx can fit on ONE thigh #eventersofinstagram #eventerproblems #trainerslife

A photo posted by Samantha Bogan (@ssammalla) on Nov 16, 2016 at 5:02pm PST

When you wait too long to order a new set of bell boots #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Lisa Johnson (@lmjohnson0604) on Nov 16, 2016 at 2:51pm PST

When you realize there’s a solid 4 months of winter between now and our first event of 2017 #eventerproblems #ineedxc #winteriscoming PC: @elg_photography

A photo posted by Emma Kate Lomangino (@emmalomangino) on Nov 16, 2016 at 7:39am PST

One of the best early Christmas presents ever! Thank you @chubbycov , dressage is about to become that much more metal #eventing #eventer #eventerproblems #lymedisease #ineedtolearnhowtotiebetter #stocktie #chubbycovstockties #dressage #fansoffoal

A photo posted by Alyssa Kelley (@holybull79) on Nov 22, 2016 at 2:46pm PST

When you open the door to have your truck services and it is filled with Ulcerguard. . #eventerproblems #horselife #chevylife #trucks #horses #ulcerguard #drugs #countrygirl

A photo posted by Debi Ravenscroft (@rideondebi) on Nov 14, 2016 at 9:49am PST

Couldn’t just sprained my left thumb but had to shatter my right ring finger too! #surgery #Eventerproblems pic.twitter.com/5s7hehXBam

— Storm’s Haven Farm (@StormsHavenFarm) December 8, 2016

When it’s 22 degrees leaving work and your hands are freezing. Thank goodness for winter riding gloves #eventerproblems #notreadyforthecold pic.twitter.com/AH8cnkOXzU

— Amanda (@ProudGeekGirl) December 6, 2016

Took my bra off and basically the equivalent of a bale of hay fell out. #eventerproblems

— Ky Eventer Probs (@KyEventer) December 5, 2016

How Impy felt about attempting to be a hunter princess for the day… #eventerproblems #needforspeed pic.twitter.com/hx66yRF15O

— Emma Kate (@EmmaKLomangino) December 5, 2016

Roommate is supposed to go out on Sundays …I need to do horse laundry (only reason I know her schedule) #eventerproblems #eventersolutions

— Taylor Mohr (@xcjumpertm3) December 4, 2016

car broken in to. Phone is missing, but I’m happy these aren’t #winning #badthief #eventerproblems @eventingnation pic.twitter.com/toZiooPrSM

— Amanda Braun (@MizzPhotog) November 30, 2016

Me tonight: It’s a one stride.
Gobain: I CAN MAKE IT A BOUNCE!
#eventerproblems

— KJ (@eventer007) November 22, 2016

#eventerproblems #boogaloo pic.twitter.com/KFoEQnKGK9

— Jealoushe  (@Jealoushe) November 27, 2016

Phew.

Go Eventing.