This decade started with about a week of shockingly non-weird news, probably because all the weirdos were staying inside due to cold weather. But, the past few days have gotten back to a normal, I mean weird…you know what I mean.
Indian Donkey Attacked with Spade: Reportedly the owner’s Parrelli ‘carrot stick’ was out of reach.
Bogus Horse Vet Jailed for Two Years: Arrested after “botching the castration of a Welsh pony.” Apparently people started to wonder after he showed up for the procedure and asked “what’s a castration?”
Horses Rampage Through Cemetery: Authorities blame the recent popularity of terrible, low budget, ghost movies among horses.
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