Will Coleman and Chin Tonic HS, who would be likely beneficiaries of a customized test that contains directives written in the style of Soulja Boy, such as “half-pass right from P-L, get my swag on”. Photo by Shelby Allen.
Word is spreading through the barns that several upper-level riders have quietly turned to AI tools—like ChatGPT—to help create customized dressage tests designed to highlight their horse’s strengths (and conveniently avoid their weaknesses).
“I just asked it to write a test that downplays our sticky right lead and shows off his medium trot,” one rider, speaking on the condition of anonymity. “It gave me a test that starts at X and ends with a philosophical reflection. Honestly? Not bad.”
EN has obtained some of the tests, and movements include:
“Begin at X, vibe diagonally toward E while manifesting impulsion.”
“Transition from collected trot to working canter, then emotionally spiral into a flying change.”
“Final halt. Salute. Tell the judge how that made you feel.”
While technically not illegal—yet—officials say they’re reviewing the situation closely. The FEI’s newly-formed AI Ethics & Innovation Committee is expected to issue a statement later this month.
“Well, I think riders should understand that the tests were written for a reason and direct purpose,” one official commented. “But AI really needs to be used carefully as we don’t want people inflating their scores by customizing their test.”
One test even made it as far as an official schooling show before the judge raised an eyebrow at a line reading: “Leg yield left, right, then both at once if you’re feeling spicy.”
Editor’s Note: We’re not saying you shouldn’t use AI to help you write a freestyle. Just… maybe double-check the results before submitting them to the show secretary. And also — it’s April 1st. We’d never lie to you. Except today.
