… and world’s largest collection of terrible dressage puns!
Jenni is tweeting the action ringside in Rio; she’ll be bringing us a lunch update and full report at the end of the day. For those of us following along from home, here’s how to watch the live stream.
The competitors are performing OG 4* Test B – Short Version and will be judged by Marilyn Payne of the United States at C, Andrew Bennie of New Zealand at E, and Sandy Phillips of Great Britain at M.
Be sure to check out Maggie Deatrick’s “Dressage Powerhouses of Rio: Day Two,” wherein she spotlights the combinations that we’re likely to see at the top of the leaderboard at the end of the day. And be sure to cheer extra loud (even if you’re just sitting at home alone — it still counts!) for the North American contingent.
Sunday U.S. ride times:
12 p.m. BRT (11 a.m. EST): Lauren Kieffer and Veronica
3:38 BRT (2:28 EST): Phillip Dutton and Mighty Nice
Sunday Canadian ride times:
10:16 a.m. BRT (9:16 a.m. EST): Colleen Loach and Qorry Blue a’Argouges
1:54 p.m. BRT (12:54 p.m. EST): Rebecca Howard and Riddle Master
Keep refreshing and checking back for photos, social links and behind-the-scenes info. Go Eventing!
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Dressage live updates:
11:24 a.m. EST: So, Heading into the lunch break. The action kicks up again in just over an hour, at 12:30 a.m. EST, with China’s Alex Hua Tian and Don Geniro.
Here’s the leaderboard at the lunch break. Three riders broke into the top 10, but @foxpitteventing still leads! pic.twitter.com/2F3DJkrowf
— Eventing Nation (@eventingnation) August 7, 2016
Different story for the team event as @FFEquitation take the lead ahead of Germany @FN_eV #TwoHearts #Rio2016 pic.twitter.com/jbKwWok6q9
— The FEI (@FEI_Global) August 7, 2016
11:16 a.m. EST: Yoshiaki Oiwa and Duke of Cavan (JPN)
Yoshi won the dressage at the 2012 London Olympic Games with Noonday de Conde, and everyone was gutted for him when a cross country tumble knocked him out of contention. You can tell, just by looking at his face, that he’s a fierce competitor. In his test today on Duke of Cavan, a relatively inexperienced horse, he rides through the odd problem and puts it behind him — his rider coefficient scores of 7.5 and an 8 are well deserved.
Japan’s second pair, Yoshiaki Oiwa and Duke of Cavan, score 47.0 for equal 21st place to take us to the lunch break #Rio2016
— Eventing Nation (@eventingnation) August 7, 2016
11:08 a.m. EST: Ruy Fonseca and Tom Bombadill Too (BRA)
Ruy is competing in the second Olympic Games of his career aboard the same horse in Tom Bombadill Too, with whom he finished 42nd individually in London in 2012. The pair puts on a solid show for the home crowd, and the Brazilian fans lose their mind completely after their final salute.
This pair is the bombadill.comadill #TwoHearts #EquestrianEventing
— Mary Hollis Baird (@LittleBaird) August 7, 2016
The crowd is losing its mind over @RuyFonseca and Tom Bombadill Too! A score of 46.8 for this pair. #Rio2016 pic.twitter.com/scvxw89zaz
— Eventing Nation (@eventingnation) August 7, 2016
Ruy Fonseca hits his 12 month avg of 46.8 to the decimal point. A great show on home turf #EquestrianEventing #TwoHearts
— EquiRatings (@EquiRatings) August 7, 2016
Thrilled for my friend @RuyFonseca who rode a super test at the Olympics in his home country! #proudmoment pic.twitter.com/svLF5D9lZU
— Liz Halliday (@lizhalliday) August 7, 2016
11 a.m. EST: Lauren Kieffer and Veronica (USA)
Lauren and “Troll” present one of the best first impressions of the day, earning a 7.5, 8 and 8 on their canter up the centerline and laying down the gauntlet for the test they intend to lay down. Lots of pressure on this pair to make up ground lost yesterday for Team USA. Their trot work is some of the best we’ve seen today but scores trend downward in the canter — they pick up a string of 4s in the collected canter.
Here we go #TeamUSA! Lauren Kieffer and Veronica are circling the ring now #Rio2016
— Eventing Nation (@eventingnation) August 7, 2016
USA’s Lauren Kieffer is in the ring! Try not to vomit, @jenniautry… #EquestrianEventing #TwoHearts
— Horse Network (@HorseNetwrk) August 7, 2016
Lauren Kieffer and Veronica are currently taking us all to school in the sandbox. GO GIRL GO! #Rio2016
— Eventing Nation (@eventingnation) August 7, 2016
Where’s the bridge that Veronica lived under? Can I go there and find more like her??? #favoritetroll #TwoHearts #EquestrianEventing
— Mary Hollis Baird (@LittleBaird) August 7, 2016
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Lauren Kieffer and Veronica score 47.3 for 23rd place. The last few tests seem to have been a bit harshly judged to us? #Rio2016
— Eventing Nation (@eventingnation) August 7, 2016
Brilliant test by @laurenkieffer and Troll – deserved a much better mark from the judges I thought! #TeamUSA #deservedbetter
— Liz Halliday (@lizhalliday) August 7, 2016
10:52 a.m. EST: Sara Algotsson Ostholt and Reality 39 (SWE)
Here’s another with a shot at challenging the leaders! Sara Algotsson Ostholt and Reality 39 entering the ring now for Sweden #Rio2016
— Eventing Nation (@eventingnation) August 7, 2016
Sara Algotsson Ostholt is keeping it REALity 39 in this canter work #TwoHearts #EquestrianEventing
— Mary Hollis Baird (@LittleBaird) August 7, 2016
Sara Algotsson Ostholt and Reality 39 score 45.3 for 12th place #Rio2016
— Eventing Nation (@eventingnation) August 7, 2016
10:44 a.m. EST: Julia Krajewski and Samourai du Thot (GER)
What a huge stage for this 27-year-old rising star, who was called in to replace Andreas Ostholt after his So Is Et was withdrawn after the first horse inspection. Not quite turning on the style today like she did at Luhmuhlen and Aachen. “We’ve seen a few chinks in the German armor,” says announcer John Kyle, referring to Michael Jung and Sam’s uncharacteristically less-than-perfect test yesterday.
Here’s a big test to watch! Julia Krajewski and Samourai du Thot for Germany going in now #Rio2016
— Eventing Nation (@eventingnation) August 7, 2016
The Germans certainly aren’t the wurst at dressage #TwoHearts #EquestrianEventing
— Mary Hollis Baird (@LittleBaird) August 7, 2016
Julia Krajewski and Samourai du Thot score 44.8 for 11th place for Germany Leaving the door open a bit! #Rio2016
— Eventing Nation (@eventingnation) August 7, 2016
After three riders, France (126.4) lead Germany (127.3)
Great Britain third (128.1)
Very close#EquestrianEventing
— EquiRatings (@EquiRatings) August 7, 2016
10:36 a.m. EST: Clark Johnstone and Balmoral Sensation (NZL)
Another case of a heavy hitter not quite hitting their target. You have to wonder if Brazil’s heat and humidity are taking their toll on some of these horses, taking a little spring out of their step. Lots of 6.5s and 7s — not bad but not the stellar 40.8 test they laid down at Badminton.
Clark Johnstone and Balmoral Sensation have already produced a PB of 35.5 in 2016. Can they do it again?? #EquestrianEventing
— EquiRatings (@EquiRatings) August 7, 2016
10:28 a.m. EST: Alice Naber-Lozeman and Peter Parker (NED)
This pair hovered around 69% for the second half of the test and couldn’t quite make it to 70%. The judge at M, Sandy Phillips, scored them consistently lower than the other judges. Still good enough for 12th place.
Peter Parkers hoping to lure the judges into his lovely dressage web #TwoHearts #EquestrianEventing
— Mary Hollis Baird (@LittleBaird) August 7, 2016
Alice Naber-Lozeman and Peter Parker score 46.2 for 12th place. A solid score for the Dutch team #Rio2016
— Eventing Nation (@eventingnation) August 7, 2016
10:20 a.m. EST: Pippa Funnell and Billy the Biz (GBR)
A few blemishes here and there but a score of 43.9 is good enough to keep them in the top 10.
We’re back underway with another heavy hitter! The only and only Pippa Funnell and Billy the Biz for #TeamGB #Rio2016
— Eventing Nation (@eventingnation) August 7, 2016
I think everyone can agree it’s half-past time @pippafunnellTPT gets an individual medal #TwoHearts #EquestrianEventing
— Mary Hollis Baird (@LittleBaird) August 7, 2016
43.9 for Pippa Funnell & Billy the Biz for 9th place. Yet another new pair in the top 10, but no one has challenged William yet! #Rio2016
— Eventing Nation (@eventingnation) August 7, 2016
10:05 a.m. EST: Session one, over and out! Short break, with Pippa Funnell and Billy the Biz to lead off the second session at 10:20 a.m. EST.
End of 1st Session of the day & @TeamGBR‘s William Fox-Pitt still holds the lead #TwoHearts #Rio2016 #GBR pic.twitter.com/QhMNuo4YFO
— EquiRatings (@EquiRatings) August 7, 2016
9:56 a.m. EST: Andrey Mitin and Gurza (RUS)
Andrey Mitin isn’t Russian around the dressage ring #coolasacucumber #TwoHearts #EquestrianEventing
— Mary Hollis Baird (@LittleBaird) August 7, 2016
Andrey Mitin and Gurza score 59.9 for Russia to slot into 38th place #Rio2016
— Eventing Nation (@eventingnation) August 7, 2016
9:48 a.m. EST: Stuart Tinney and Pluto Mio (AUS)
Not “a great day at the office” for Stuart — a couple disagreements between Pluto and Stuart will drag their score down a bit.
Now we have a heavy hitter coming into the ring! Stuart Tinney & Pluto Mio could challenge the top of the leaderboard #Rio2016
— Eventing Nation (@eventingnation) August 7, 2016
Pluto Mio is out of this world! #EquestrianEventing #TwoHearts
— Mary Hollis Baird (@LittleBaird) August 7, 2016
Unfortunately Pluto Mio didn’t PLANet a universally great test #bringonXC #twohearts #EquestrianEventing
— Mary Hollis Baird (@LittleBaird) August 7, 2016
Stuart Tinney 56.8. A big score for Australia to carry. @TeamIRLEq and France doing best of the No 3 riders so far #EquestrianEventing
— EquiRatings (@EquiRatings) August 7, 2016
9:40 a.m. EST: Pietro Roman and Barraduff (ITA)
Mary Hollis, you’re slaying me. And making me hungry.
The Italian riders are just looking for a pizza of the medals #TwoHearts #EquestrianEventing
— Mary Hollis Baird (@LittleBaird) August 7, 2016
Pietro Romano ride is much cheddar than previous rides #TwoHearts #EquestrianEventing
— Mary Hollis Baird (@LittleBaird) August 7, 2016
Pietro Romano is all provALONE in the ring. #TwoHearts #EquestrianEventing
— Mary Hollis Baird (@LittleBaird) August 7, 2016
48.2 for Pietro Roman and Barradruff to slot into 22nd place for Italy #Rio2016
— Eventing Nation (@eventingnation) August 7, 2016
Pietro Roman e Barraduff well done! #TwoHearts #EquestrianEventing #ITA pic.twitter.com/rMRZcE27mQ
— EventingItaly (@Eventing_Italy) August 7, 2016
9:32 a.m. EST: Jonty Evans and Cooley Rorkes Drift (IRE)
Canter work is through the roof for this pair, earning them a string of 8s. A really impressive performance for Jony and “Art” for Team Ireland.
Jonty Evans and Cooley Rorkes Drift are in the ring now for Ireland. So far this is trending just over 60% #RioOlympics2016
— Eventing Nation (@eventingnation) August 7, 2016
Strong canter work earned a string of 8s for Cooley Rorkes Drift (s. Courage II) and Jonty Evans. pic.twitter.com/D4eNv8Hw2x
— TheIrishFieldHW (@TheIrishFieldHW) August 7, 2016
Ireland’s Jonty Evans with a terrific performance in the Dressage #InphoInRio #Eventing pic.twitter.com/e0WQ6cKxFr
— Inpho Photography (@Inphosports) August 7, 2016
The @TeamIRLEq riders continue to impress. @JontyEventing 41.2 – just 0.3 of this horse’s PB
— EquiRatings (@EquiRatings) August 7, 2016
Jonty Evans is in 5th place after that performance @TeamIRLEq #Rio2016 pic.twitter.com/uvCH4kQUZo
— SportsJOE.ie (@SportsJOEdotie) August 7, 2016
Three Olympic first-timers, three personal bests Well played @TeamIRLEq #COYBIG pic.twitter.com/Zjv1XaBkqK
— TheIrishFieldHW (@TheIrishFieldHW) August 7, 2016
#TeamIreland going well in Eventing at #Olympics #Rio2016. Fine ride this morning from Jonty Evans #rterio2016 pic.twitter.com/HvfFGuvlo1
— Philip Bromwell (@philipbromwell) August 7, 2016
Ireland move up to fourth place during day two of Olympic Eventing Dressage See https://t.co/7jtluFTwYc #goteamIRL pic.twitter.com/OzbeoTOeDe
— Team IRL Equestrian (@TeamIRLEq) August 7, 2016
9:33 a.m. EST: Thibaut Vallette and Qing Du Briot (FRA)
A lovely test for this pair, further bolstering France’s position in the team rankings — they were fourth after day one dressage.
Individual bronze medalists from the 2015 Europeans, Thibaut Vallette and Qing Du Briot, score 41.0 for France #EquestrianEventing
— EquiRatings (@EquiRatings) August 7, 2016
The French riders are so smooth Paula Deen want to overuse them in a recipe! #smoothasbutter #TwoHearts #EquestrianEventing
— Mary Hollis Baird (@LittleBaird) August 7, 2016
Thibaut Valette and Qing Du Briot deliver yet another very good score for France! 41.0 and into 4th place #Rio2016
— Eventing Nation (@eventingnation) August 7, 2016
9:16 a.m. EST: Colleen Loach and Qorry Blue a’Argouges (CAN)
Colleen and Qorry pick up an unfortunate 2 early on, when Qorry Blue d’Argouges cantered through the first medium trot after appearing to be spooked by feedback from the sound system. They work hard to pick their score back up for the remainder of the test.
Colleen Loach is really poutine on a lovely presentation for Canada #TwoHearts #EquestrianEventing
— Mary Hollis Baird (@LittleBaird) August 7, 2016
Hopefully Canada won’t be Blue after Colleens ride! #TwoHearts #EquestrianEventing
— Mary Hollis Baird (@LittleBaird) August 7, 2016
Don’t Quorry be happy by a wonderful recovery from a soundsystem feedback spook! Good job Colleen! #TwoHearts #EquestrianEventing
— Mary Hollis Baird (@LittleBaird) August 7, 2016
A score of 56.50 for Colleen and Qorry Blue d’Argouges puts them in 31st place for Canada. #Rio2016
— Eventing Nation (@eventingnation) August 7, 2016
9:08 EST: Lauren Billys and Castle Larchfield Purdy (PUR)
Now in the ring, California girl Lauren Billys! Everyone is excited to see Lauren in Rio, realizing her longtime dream of representing Puerto Rico on the biggest world stage. Flying changes a little rough around the edges but she’s clearly very happy with her horse’s performance.
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Look who it is! Good morning, Mary Hollis.
Lauren Billys sure does ride Purdy!
— Mary Hollis Baird (@LittleBaird) August 7, 2016
Castlefields Purdy looks ready to vamanos to XC! #EquestrianEventing #TwoHearts
— Mary Hollis Baird (@LittleBaird) August 7, 2016
Lauren Billys and Castle Larchfield score 56.2 for 29th individually for Puerto Rico #Rio2016 #TwoHearts & #JointheJourney
— Eventing Nation (@eventingnation) August 7, 2016
Pretty punny, haha.
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9 a.m. EST: Joris Van Springel and Lully Des Aulnes (BEL)
Joris Van Springel and Lully Des Aulnes are our centerline trailblazers. A couple low marks in the walk but trending 6s, 7s.
1st up Joris Vanspringel #BEL He has improved his dressage score with every Olympics he’s competed in, will he do a PB in his 4th Olympics?
— EquiRatings (@EquiRatings) August 7, 2016
Joris Van Springel and Lully Des Aulnes score 63.1 for 31st place They are one of two individual combinations for Belgium here #Rio2016
— Eventing Nation (@eventingnation) August 7, 2016
8:55 a.m. EST: Despite my best efforts to hire my buddy Mary Hollis Baird to run the live stream today…
Puns and live-streaming dressage = good morning
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Dressage tweets afternoon edition part 1
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Afternoon dressage puns part 2
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… you’re stuck with me again. The first pair out is Joris Van Springel and Lully Des Aulnes for Belgium at 9 a.m. EST.
8:50 a.m. EST:
It’s time for day 2 of fancy prancing at #Rio2016! Who might challenge William Fox-Pitt for the lead? Our analysis: https://t.co/HuWmwv9s53
— Eventing Nation (@eventingnation) August 7, 2016