Chinch is riding a cloud of hot air. As per usual.
Have you seen these new inflatable jumps from Légère Equestrian Equipment? Inflatable is all the rage now, and I can easily see why! You can use them as stand-alone fences or as fillers, they can withstand 1,400 pounds of impact weight (even after they’ve been patched) and they’re a cinch to move from place to place.
As someone who just spent last weekend moving a couple hundred poles and standards in and out of arenas for a show, I’m officially all for a universe where everything weighs exactly as much as air. Please, dear tiny Chinch gods, let that be a thing. From jump standards to ground poles, amen.