Sunday Special: Craigslist Crazies

Talk-to-Stupid-People

Sometimes on a Sunday, all you really need is some good old fashioned entertainment. Where else can we find such a copious supply of dunderheads and individuals who clearly don’t know what this “spell check” thing is or where to find it on the computer? Craigslist: the ultimate guide to idiots from all walks of life, guaranteed to make you laugh, slap your forehead, and make you feel infinitely better about your own intelligence. You’re welcome, in advance.

*Very Nice Looking Morgan Cross Stud Horse — $300*

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So….what does he look like?

“Flash is a very nice looking little bay morgan/welch cross his mama is a morgan/welch cross daddy a racking horse he is very spirited hot tempered he is a bucker needs alot of work has been rode a few times needs to be finished needs a very experienced rider not suitable for a beginner or amateur due the fact he bucks im asking $150.00 or obo I have enough experience to break him but due to the fact I have to many horses and the fact I will be showing my horses this summer and starting college in the fall I do not have time to break them all!!!!!”

*Horse For Sale — $600*

Huh?

Huh?

“2 Year Old Male Mustang. His Name is Willy. He has to be Broke. He will wear the Saddle and the Bit. The Saddle and Bridle with and without the Bit. He’s very Friendly and lovable. For more Info.”

*Walking Horse –$900*

A good picture of his skills.

A good picture of his skills.

I have a nice 9yo walking horse for sale he has a smooth gait and is broke to ride and is gentle. Kids have ride him. His feet are in good shape. If you are interested in him please contact me”

*Tiny Miniature Horse — $150*

Did we mention that his tail drags the ground?!

Did we mention that his tail drags the ground?!

“For sale: coming two year old black miniature horse
*Already handles great!
*Super gentle!
*Tiny!
*Tail drags the ground!
He’d make you a great project!”

*Beautiful Horse For Sale — $175*

He's beginning to learn how to use it.

He’s beginning to learn how to use it.

“I have a 3 year old Tennessee walker stud for sale his name is rocky he is gentle and sweet as can be. Doesn’t act studish at all but is beginning to learn how to use it and we have all mares he is not broke to ride .. Has learned ground manners and is a huge charmer. Price is negotiable to the right home call or text”

 

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