Wait.....what is going on here??
Quarter Horse For Sale
“I have an all black quarter horse for sale he is old but still rides great he is gated he is the calmest horse i’ve ever owned he’s good with children and dogs has never bucked he is also gilded Im asking $500 but will take offers u can contact me at 334 xxx xxxx.”
Well, he sure seems calm, that looks to be true. But the gilded part seems unlikely….
horse trainer – $100 (elkhart/bristol (willing to traval))
“my name is christine (chrissy) im 19 starting my own bisness in horse training iv riden sence i was 2 so for 17 years i havent fallen off a horse yet i can break a horse to a saddle or halter break a baby i can break the smallest horse to the bigest horse i have ways to break poneys with out ridening them and its garentead to work i wont beat your horse or abuse it ill use a firm hand but im not gonna hit or wipe your horses i charge 20 an hour 120 for 30 hours and 200 for 40 and ill also do every day but one day a week for 3 hours a day skipping 1 day aweek for 400 ad eveyday in a month for 450 and i can train any disaplin rideing or halter please give me a email or cal or text
cal phone 574 747 xxxx
iv trained 2 horses in my past and im training 2 now i can give refrences if you need”
I’m not even going to open up the spelling and grammar conversation here, it’d be like shooting fish in a barrel. However, if anybody can figure out this girl’s math on her rates and fees, my hat is off to you. $20 for an hour, but only $120 for 30 hours? Walmart would be impressed with her bulk buy discounts.
There are no words
Pony (flint)
“10 month old paint pony for sale. Father was quarter/paint and mother was a pony. Very good with kids until are mares came in heat. Accept all offers.”
How is tying a 10 month old horse onto a childs jungle gym, with a child atop it, considered good marketing? Is the jungle gym a part of the sale? Is the pony a fixture of the jungle gym?
A great pole!
Need a Ranch Light or Horse Barn Light? Here’s a great pole for it! – $45 (Minden/Johnson Lane)
Need a Ranch Light or Horse Barn Light? Here’s a great pole for it!
Tired of feeding in the dark? This pole is perfect for holding a light for your yard or barn.
30 feet long.
It was a power pole that was recently replaced.
Sorry no delivery.
This one just gave me the giggles. People will try to sell anything!
