Wednesday Video From Kentucky Performance Products: Drunken Idiot Enters Horse Race, Loses

There’s always that guy — you know, the one who has a few too many beers and thinks he can out race a horse. Well, buddy, I’ve got news for you: 1. You can’t, and 2. You’re an idiot. An interesting day at the races this week at Leicester, when that guy escaped onto the course in the final stretch of a race. Luckily, there was a big gap in the field, and he was able to slot in there without causing too much trouble. In the words of the flabbergasted announcer, “You just can’t do that! What is even happening here!?”