Holiday gift giving season has set in, or as my mother calls it, “ho ho hell.” The FEI has read the tea leaves and they’ve predicted what your horse will kindly be gifting you. Find your birth month to discover your “prize.” Consider this your Holiday horsey horoscope.
For this and more madness check out FEI’s Facebook Page.
January: Vet bills
February: Messy stable
March: Mud everywhere
April: Participation rosette
May: Sympathy from other riders
June: Lost Shoe
July: Ripped Rugs
September: Poop in a bucket
October: Hay in places it shouldn’t be
November: Slimy kisses
December: Sneeze in face
Tag your friends and let them know what they can expect. Go eventing.