#EventerProblems, Vol. 77: Stay Weird, EN

It’s a well documented fact (see #EventerProblems volumes 1 through 76) that there’s nothing normal about eventers. Vol. 77 is ready to be added to the evidence pile as well.

When everyone else sees a pretty park and all you see is a sweet cross country jump! #eventerproblems #cataractfalls #indiana

A photo posted by Stefanie Bates (@stefbates) on Jun 20, 2016 at 5:19pm PDT

When eventers do jumper shows #eventerproblems #thestruggleisreal #naughtycreatures #badddddd #oneofthesedoesntbelong

A photo posted by Infinity Sport Horse (@infinitysporthorse) on Jun 20, 2016 at 2:56pm PDT

Awww c’mon… #gowithyourgut #eventerproblems #dressage

A photo posted by Abby (@ashequine) on Jun 21, 2016 at 6:06am PDT

Meet the Frat Boy Field. #eventerproblems #vivacetempo #elmspringacacia #thisiswhywecanthavenicethings #playtime #brotime #bodynsoulequestrian

A photo posted by Body N Soul (@bodynsoul_equine) on Jun 21, 2016 at 9:54am PDT

#tackroomshenanigans #eventerproblems #poniesinthetackroom @c.c._eventing

A photo posted by Ellen Doughty-Hume (@ellendoughtyhume) on Jun 21, 2016 at 12:56pm PDT

#eventerproblems: nothing to wear to work, but going to the barn after. #eventersolutions: breeches as leggings! #noonewillnotice #horses

A photo posted by Jennifer (@redheadedstepchilddesigns) on Jun 21, 2016 at 5:37am PDT

“That cross country thing” #eventerproblems

A photo posted by @bsiehr on Jun 19, 2016 at 2:11pm PDT

I’ll know I’ve made it when I’m living half as good as my horses #eventerproblems #thegoodlife #icehorse #magiccushion #vetwrapfordays #andafan

A video posted by Sara Gartland (@sagartland) on Jun 20, 2016 at 1:01pm PDT

As you get #older your #birthday #wishes #change. #equestrian #eventerproblems #sporthorse #teamengageddressage #dressage #babyfever #horse

A photo posted by Kelly Gage (@tempichange) on Jun 20, 2016 at 1:35pm PDT

When it’s the last day of the horse show and you really wanted two coffees but McDonald’s only had one coffee cup #eventerproblems #clockworkfarms #getoutside

A photo posted by Clockwork (@clockworkfarms) on Jun 19, 2016 at 8:36am PDT

Caption says it all. #ratherdiethanmaketwotrips #eventerproblems #hbe

A photo posted by Megan Rachael Beyer (@eventing.paco) on Jun 18, 2016 at 7:32pm PDT

Conversations with your trainer after she schools your horse for you and ends in a trail ride. #imanidiot #jumpedadeer #equestrian #equineproblems #eventerproblems #horses

A photo posted by Kate Endall (@kateendall) on Jun 20, 2016 at 6:37pm PDT

My none horsey roommate is also excited about the new horse trailer and tack room for storage #eventerproblems #notahorseyperson #roommate

A photo posted by Sam Erwin (@samantha.erwin) on Jun 16, 2016 at 5:16pm PDT

Here is our #failfriday Apparently this is what he thinks of lead changes with XC hind boots on. #Inny #innceptionvt #thoroughbred #thoroughbredcross #warmblood #warmbloodcross #eventer #eventerproblems #sillypony #goofychestnut #rodeo #bigbuck VC: @ottblvr

A video posted by Charlotte Crump (@chxinny) on Jun 17, 2016 at 5:29pm PDT

Has no problems with XC fences but god forbid there are flowers under the show jumping fences…. #ottb #thoroughbred #babyhorse #eventerproblems #eventhorse #eventing #myhorseisadeer

A photo posted by Tony B The OTTB (@tonyb_ottb) on Jun 17, 2016 at 5:59pm PDT

A photo posted by LaSarah (@lifeoflasarah) on Jun 17, 2016 at 6:55pm PDT

#HorseGirlProblems… Thinking your good to get in the bath but still end up bringing shavings and hay in with you :p #EventerProblems #horsegirl #horse #farm #farmgirl #farmlife #equestrian

A photo posted by Emily Wright (@emily_wright__) on Jun 17, 2016 at 8:54pm PDT

things on my dining room table: a pile of clean towels, a cat, GM’s Unrelenting, and an expired bottle of SMZs #crazyhorselady #mylifeisinshambles #eventerproblems #horsenation

A photo posted by Diane (@dmzrimsek) on Jun 18, 2016 at 12:27pm PDT

Speedy boy put the rocket in #pocketrocket today! Judge’s notes included “slow it down”. Took this shot while we waited out the thunderstorm. #eventerproblems #coasties #ponyboy #morgansrule #DXDW2016 #backontrack #arcequine

A photo posted by Ami O’dMoors (@amiodmoors) on Jun 18, 2016 at 1:31pm PDT

My fatal mistake at Tractor Supply was deciding to grab a cart on the way in #eventerproblems #equestrianlife #equestrian #thoroughbred #ottb #spoiledhorse

A photo posted by Stefanie Ingram (@stefanieingram_) on Jun 14, 2016 at 9:29am PDT

Poor Batman was exhausted after Valinor and the trip back from Massachusetts (turn the sound on) #Batman #eventerproblems #eventersofinstagram #eventersdoitbetter #tb/Percheron #horses #eventer #horsesofinsta #napping #snoring

A video posted by Alexandra Renae Brackin (@alexbrackin715) on Jun 14, 2016 at 11:18am PDT

Annnddd the #eventerproblems have started again haha Baby Kong is hoping to get his point across this time. Unfortunately for him he got Audacious Comet “Addie” with the chain and she was not happy with him

A photo posted by Caitlin (@caitlinromeo_eventing) on Jun 14, 2016 at 4:10pm PDT

Hey mom, remember how you made me be all clean, wear braids and a ribbon in my tail? Yeah, me too, love Cairo #eventerproblems

A photo posted by chmortensen (@chmortensen) on Jun 14, 2016 at 7:00pm PDT

First time these legs have seen the sun all year #ridertan #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Hartenburg Equestrian (@hartenburgequestrian) on Jun 15, 2016 at 5:09pm PDT

When you go out to fix the hotwire and come back with a treasure collection (none of which is from any of my horses) #ironhorse #pasture #eventerproblems #junkcollection #notminetho

A photo posted by A. Fix (@ajackfix) on Jun 15, 2016 at 10:57pm PDT

Baby swallow is not amused. Regen disappointed not a treat. #ironhorse #rainingbabybirds #eventerproblems #springtimefun #notallmakeit

A photo posted by A. Fix (@ajackfix) on Jun 15, 2016 at 11:00pm PDT

Hunting for our lost shoe #eventerproblems #OTTB #facepalm #farriercomestomorrow

A photo posted by @etobin89 on Jun 16, 2016 at 6:12pm PDT

Thank you Facebook for reminding me of this wonderful moment and this wonderful mare. Truly a humbling combination ❤️ #equestrian #horsesofinstagram #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Hannah Contois (@hrcontois) on Jun 18, 2016 at 5:20pm PDT

Dude, cool it with the reasons to not have a dressage lesson #eventerproblems #farrieremergency #whyme pic.twitter.com/UorPLddEC9

— Kirsten McCrann (@KikimcC) June 9, 2016

When you say cross country and people think you’re talking about running #no #eventerproblems

— rooooowanda smiley (@tisrebecca) June 20, 2016

When the arrival of show photos is like Christmas morning… #DRESSahge #puttinontheritz #eventerproblems pic.twitter.com/00UHMxbHGo

— Kelly Schutz (@kelgamel) June 20, 2016

After barn breakfast/lunch: coconut water and spicy Cheetos #eventerproblems

— Hunter (@_trombley_) June 20, 2016

When you and your horse put in a solid dressage school and no one is there to see it…. #eventerproblems

— Rebecca Barber (@JubileeEq) June 20, 2016

Go Eventing.