#EventerProblems Vol. 95: Horses Gonna Horse

Another day, another event horse self-destructing, destroying personal property, plotting homicide, or just plain acting like a big ol’ weirdo. For your viewing displeasure, here are 20 examples:

I don’t know what dressage movement this is but Blaze nailed it. #dammitblazegetittogether #eventerproblems #dressage #eventing #eventer #equestrian #horses #aiken #dressur

A photo posted by Devon Olivier (@dnolivier) on Oct 23, 2016 at 8:43am PDT

Have a day out at the show she said. Be good to get out before next week’s ODE she said. I said I’ll show you my buck-bolt-rear combo in the ring and nearly mow down the judge. #arlo #eventerproblems #ottb #notashowhorse

A photo posted by Angela Plaisted (@grub79) on Oct 23, 2016 at 3:10pm PDT

When you are not ready for this little horse to have this big of a jump. #holdon #thosekneestho #neckstrapforme #superpony2 #dgeventing #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Courtney Sendak (@dgeventing) on Oct 23, 2016 at 3:38pm PDT

Introducing Bowie’s new fly veil style. Not totally efficient in keeping flies or mozzies away but he’s happy with it. #eventerproblems #idontgetit #whatthe #weirdhorse #whatintheworld #horses #naughtypony #idjet #stockhorsesofinstagram #stockhorse

A photo posted by Stacey Briggs (@stacey_briggs_eventing) on Oct 24, 2016 at 2:47am PDT

Lick!!! NOT savagely bite!!!! #sugarjunkie #kwpn #brokehorsemom #eventerproblems #eventingnation

A video posted by Renee Sternhagen (@renee.a.sternhagen) on Oct 25, 2016 at 3:56am PDT

keith likes to “help”… #thanksbuddy #nothelpful #socutethough #eventerproblems

A video posted by Kelley Smith (@kelleygram) on Oct 25, 2016 at 6:06pm PDT

Thankful this happened to red and foxy’s fence. The only two on the farm that would still obey the bottom rail after knocking the top two down #eventerproblems #retiredeventerproblems #goodponies #otherthanknockingthefirsttwodown

A photo posted by leah allen (@ewsequestrian) on Oct 26, 2016 at 1:57pm PDT

Why yes, I did put the jar of swat on that fence post just so you could knock it off #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Sarah Long (@goteamlucky) on Oct 27, 2016 at 1:47pm PDT

#canyouspottheproblem? #RaRaRupert always manages to get undressed in the trailer when hanging with @bucksnj ponies! #sonicsaysididntdoit #guiltyfaces #tweedledees #dweebstatus #wonderfulworldwithwupert @thevistaschooling stadium days was a blast with #Newton #Sonic and #WaWa a great way to spend a Thursday! #anotherdayinparadise #horsesofinstagram #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Hattie Clark (@hmsclark2) on Oct 27, 2016 at 5:19pm PDT

She’s been inside far to long…. #eventerproblems#firecracker#sporthorse#eventer#championher

A video posted by Krista Brown (@_kb_eventing) on Oct 27, 2016 at 9:46pm PDT

Prayer still won’t eat mints. #mylifeissad #eventerproblems

A video posted by Allisen (@dasheventing) on Oct 28, 2016 at 2:51pm PDT

Junior’s first time wearing ice boots, after cross country at Stone Gate last month. His face says it all #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Elaina Anglin (@lilbayhorse) on Oct 29, 2016 at 6:50pm PDT

Pretty sure this face is him plotting how to destroy his new bell boots…the last set only survived 2 weeks #ottb #thoroughbred #thoroughbredsofinstagram #eventerproblems #problemchild #betterthanpullingashoe #eventhorse #eventing #eventer #chestnut

A photo posted by Tony B The OTTB (@tonyb_ottb) on Oct 30, 2016 at 10:31am PDT

She tried to pull the e-brake at the B element but I said NO #xc #eventerproblems #eventing #dutch #kwpn : @ashleyekeller

A video posted by Carmen (@schaattt) on Oct 30, 2016 at 2:11pm PDT

Junior decided to go with “Trick” instead of “Treat” for Halloween today #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Elaina Anglin (@lilbayhorse) on Oct 31, 2016 at 1:31pm PDT

Someone knows where the treats are stored… and takes matters in his own hooves #spoiledhorse #lifewithhorses #greyhorse #eventerproblems #eventersolutions #barnandthecity #barnlife #caballospanama #caballos #teamcastilla

A photo posted by Maru Arosemena (@maru.arosemena) on Oct 31, 2016 at 3:14pm PDT

Beautiful fall schooling day + very fit mare = blown shoe Luckily it’s farrier week!! #eventerproblems #eventer #eventersofinstagram #alberta #albertaeventing #crosscountry #twohearts #teamworkmakesthedreamwork #kansas #chokolatte #thoroughbred

A photo posted by Courtney (@cjbenton92) on Nov 4, 2016 at 6:32am PDT

My horse tried to kill me and him both today because there were crows in the tree by the ring. After an hour on the lunge line, he didn’t bat an eye when they just flew overhead cawing like crazy. #horses . #babyhorse #ottb #sillypony #monster #demonpony #devilhorse #brat #bratpony #eventerproblems #eventersofinstagram #eventhorse #eventer #horsesofinstagram #equestrian #equestriansofinstagram #equestriansofig #equestrianlife #racehorse #exracehorse #retiredracehorse

A photo posted by Desert Lure (@desert_lure) on Nov 4, 2016 at 8:39am PDT

This photo doesn’t show that she was just drinking the water from the creek instead of her clean water from waterer. #eventerproblems pic.twitter.com/pNjGh2j7t5

— Sophie Mairin (@eventingisluv) October 25, 2016

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Go Eventing.