In the market for a divorce? You’ve come to the right place!
The Rolex Trade Fair is America’s #1 destination for blowing stupid amounts of money on horse stuff. If your significant other made the fatal error of sending you off to Kentucky with his/her credit card, even better!
Even better … until they see that credit card statement.
Here are some “investments” to get you started:
First — and we’ve all been guilty of this one, amirght? — you could purchase some tack you can’t really afford but really, really
want. I mean, NEED.
But let’s get real here: that’s all amateur hour — spending a few thousand piddly dollars on a hunk of leather is hardly grounds for spousicide. If you really want to send your significant other over the edge, you’ve got to go big or go home.
No truck? No problem!
$140,000 … meh. They’ll get over it.
There is one post-Rolex conversation, however, that NOBODY wants to have with their significant other. And it starts with, “Honey, I need to tell you something. I just bought another…”
OK, Eventing Nation, confession time: What’s the most relationship-endangering Rolex Trade Fair purchase you’ve ever made? Share in the comments!