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(Hang On, Have We Written This One Before?) Michael Jung Leads CHIO Aachen Dressage

The cutest German cheering section, courtesy of Lio Jung. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

Though Germany hasn’t managed to steal the lead in the first phase of CHIO Aachen’s CCIO4*-S – they sit second, by a small enough margin of 3.3 penalties to Great Britain – they do have the hold on the individual competition. That comes thanks to – no surprise here, really – Michael Jung and fischerChipmunk FRH, who posted a 22.5 to nab the lead in this morning’s first session.

“He feels amazing,” says Michi, who also sits ninth on his team ride, Kilcandra Ocean Power. “Chipmunk’s always getting  better, more powerful, but also on the other hand, very relaxed and using the body, and the muscles. Everything is getting into really good shape. He’s in very good form at the moment, I think, with still a few more weeks, and two or three more little gallops [before Paris.]”

But what’s exciting – or intimidating, or both – is that that score came from a test that wasn’t totally on point. Chipmunk certainly looked fit, well, and generally correct, but there were little mistakes: his first halt was uneven behind, as it was at Luhmühlen, for example.

Michael Jung and fischerChipmunk FRH. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

Tightening the test up by that valuable little margin won’t come down to drilling the movements, though, explains Michi.

“I think you need patience, and you need to leave it a little bit like it is [when you’re training horses],” he says. “In the end, you need also a little kind of luck – and I think in the dressage, it’s very important that the horse is with you, that you can work with the horse. That’s the most important thing. There I had a really good feeling, but in this phase, there is always something that you can do better. Maybe the next time the goal is to halt better, but then I could have a mistake somewhere else, you know, so it makes no sense for me train the halt much more and make it confusing or something. I don’t want to give him more pressure, because he’s in really good shape like this. So for sure, I’ll work him, and I need to work on the transitions for sure. When the transitions get better into the halt, then the halt will also be better. I just need to keep him in normal work, and I need to keep him like this, mentally and physically.”

Michael Jung and fischerChipmunk FRH. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

Germany’s longlisted riders have all been sent to Aachen this week on Federation directives, bar Nicolai Aldinger and Timmo, who ran in the CCI5* at Luhmühlen last month. For Michi, the reason is clear.

“It’s a bit like a Championship feeling here,” he says. “There’s a lot of really super spectators, there’s a big atmosphere, and there’s a lot of pressure from outside. I think this is very good preparation and also quite good information — how are the horses, how are they concentrating, how are they focused? — and I think that’s that’s very important.”

Before we move onto the cross-country phase, there’ll be this evening’s showjumping in the enormous main stadium to focus on – but Michi, who has won here before and has plenty of Aachen rounds on his record, including a near win with Chipmunk here in 2022 when he lost out on a late flag appeal, reckons this year’s Rüdiger Schwarz course has been ever so slightly softened to offer horses a confidence-boosting run.

“It’s a nice course, and there are a lot of tough questions, and a lot of big jumps,” he says. “But it’s really nicely built, with a lot of brushes, and so on. In the end, it’s very cleverly built. Maybe Fence C or D is a bit more easy, you know? So you have a tough question, but in the end it’s a little softer. So I think that’s quite clever building. You need to really concentrate. You need very good riding, and to be very focused. But in the end, I think it should work.”

Julia Krajewski and the expressive, exciting Nickel 21. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

Reigning Olympic champion Julia Krajewski and her young up-and-comer Nickel 21 gave Michi and Chipmunk the closest run for their money, putting a very good 23.9 on the board to take provisional second place.

Though they won’t be fighting for a spot on the German Olympic team, the pair are named in the third block of Germany’s longlist, all of whom – except Nicolai Aldinger and Timmo – are competing this week to try to secure the reserve space. All being well, the team of three looks set in stone: Block A, or block one, has just three horses and riders in it. Those are our first-phase leaders, as well as Christoph Wahler and Carjatan S and Sandra Auffarth and Viamant du Matz.

Christoph Wahler and Carjatan S. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

Speaking of Christoph Wahler and Carjatan S, who were part of the gold medal-winning German team at the Pratoni World Championships: they currently sit in provisional third place on a score of 28.

“28 seems to be our mark this season,” he says with a wry smile. “I think all of the dressage tests he did this year, we got a 28. I’m a little bit disappointed with that, to be honest, because today I thought he was a bit more flashy, a little bit more relaxed at the same time than in the other two tests he did. On the other hand, it’s Aachen, and it’s early in the morning. I think one judge really loved him and had him at, like, 25 or something. That’s what it felt like to be honest. But I’m super happy with the horse.”

Christoph certainly knows what a 25 feels like with Carjatan: the rider, who runs his family’s dressage stud just half an hour from Luhmühlen, has scored plenty of them in seasons past with the rangy grey. But during the pandemic, he focused on revolutionising the gelding’s fitness programme, and as Carjatan got fitter and fitter, he also got hotter on the flat, and his penchant for mid-20s marks plunged to a tendency to low-to-mid 30s. Now, he’s finding the middle ground.

“He even had a period where he was a 22 horse,” laughs Christoph. “But over the years I’ve gotten to know him better and honestly, I don’t stick to my system so strictly anymore. I feel what he feels like when I get to the show, or what he feels like the next day. I know we have to arrive a little bit earlier than I would with another horse, and just give him some time to settle in. Then I decide from ride to ride to ride when I will ride him next, or how I will warm up. I mean, it’s almost always the same, but we change little things in his routines because I feel like changing them.  I just sort of try and trust my feeling a little bit more about it.”

Christoph wasn’t initially planning to run Carjatan, or his second ride, D’Accord FRH, here this week, and actually had his sights set on a Luhmühlen run instead.

But, he says, “this was the way the Federation decided they want the selection process to be, so we have to do it. I know Carjatan doesn’t love this venue ≠ I mean, he was fourth year last year, winning the Nation’s Cup and all but  it’s really hard for him with the atmosphere. I think that might be a bit of a training aspect towards Paris – and oncross-country I’m just going to try to keep him safe, keep him clear, keep him happy. My plan is simple: just don’t do anything stupid!”

EMILY

Two-time Grantham Cup winners Emily King and Valmy Biats, who were longlisted for the British Olympic team after a fourth place finish at Badminton this spring, will go into the next phase in equal third place on 28.

“He was awesome,” beams Emily of the 15-year-old Selle Français. “He’s never been in a ring like that. He’s been in a few stadiums, but that is so different in there. He’s so hot and sensitive and actually, just as I was going around the outside, someone was cheering in the crowd – I think a rider maybe went in and saw their entourage in the chute  – and so suddenly he was looking and snorting.”

But, she continues, “luckily he just managed to hone back in again. There were parts, again, that were better than they’ve ever been, but then he had a a couple of little wobbles within some movements – but no mistakes as such, and he was really good.”

Though Valmy’s been in the buzzy atmospheres of the main arenas at Badminton and Burghley, Emily explains that Aachen’s Deutsche Bank Stadium actually feels very different, and much trickier to ride in.

“I think it’s because it’s actually not that big in there,” she muses. “Normally in stadiums, they’re so vast that it’s never really echoey,  but in there it’s really echoey. Even our indoor shows are a bit different. We have a roof on at those and it’s all encapsulated, but when it’s like that, it’s a different feeling.  And there are amazing flowers around the outside, but actually, when you’re warming up to go in, you can’t use the whole arena. So the moment you go in, it actually feels quite claustrophobic. These event horses  are used to big potato fields in Norfolk and Lincolnshire!”

Valmy is generally a reliable showjumper, and Emily is hoping he’ll make the best of the next phase, which is held over one of eventing’s most spacious courses.

“It will be awesome to jump in the main ring,” she smiles. “He’s jumped in some big grass rings before but again, never like that  – and I don’t think you’ll probably ever jump on as good a footing as in there. So hopefully, that will put us in good stead!”

“But,” she continues, “normally in a 4*-S  they jump the next day, so it’ll be interesting to see if they’ve still got quite as much in them after doing a test earlier.”

And then, onto tomorrow morning’s cross-country: “He’s done a good few 4*-S  tracks, and while he was always a very brave, strong horse, I wondered whether he’d ever really be quite adjustable enough for the shorter, twisty tracks. But this last year or so he’s become quite a pro at doing that ,as well. This, again, would be his biggest test of intensity and twisty turny courses. So hopefully he’s up for it!”

Felix Vogg and Colero. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

Austrian Olympian Lea Siegl rounds out the top five on an excellent score of 28.6 with Van Helsing P, while Tim Price and the exciting ten-year-old Jarillo are sixth on 28.9. Seventh is the domain of Laura Collett and former Aachen runner-up Dacapo, who also put a 28.9 on the board, and 2022 winners Sandra Auffarth and Viamant du Matz are eighth on 29.9. Finally, Swiss five-star winners Felix Vogg and Colero are tenth at the end of the first phase on a score of 30.2, the same as Felix’s mentor, Michael Jung, and his second ride, Kilcandra Ocean Power, who sits ninth. Though there’s a rail between second and third place, from then on out, it all gets very tight indeed: just one rail covers third through nineteenth place, and showjumping here at Aachen is always influential, so we’re likely to see a sea change in this evening’s next phase.

Hallie Coon and Cute Girl. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

Though US Aachen debutantes Hallie Coon and Cute Girl would have liked to have nipped down into the 20s, as they have at Oudskarpel and Kronenberg’s CCI4*-S classes, both of which they won, their 33.2 today does still make them the best of the US contingent. They sit in 24th place going into this afternoon’s showjumping.

The test, says Hallie, had plenty to like, but also flagged up some areas to focus on as she continues to develop the ten-year-old’s education. Among those were the halts, which have been just a little bit too buzzy – and therefore not totally immobile – all day.

“The preparation hasn’t been ideal, as I was a late call-up [for the US team, for which she was initially a reserve],” says Hallie. “Out here [in the warm-up], she wasn’t halting, she was doing her little dance-y feet. She was just quite eager. So I think that’s a little bit what we saw – she came in very straight and halted, but never really halted. I think right off the bat, if they see the tension or the eagerness in that first movement it’s really hard to climb your way back, and then a little bit in that second halt, she just got a bit gobby and against me coming out into the walk. Then that last flying change was just a bit crooked. It was clean but crooked, and that’s our hard change – last time, at  Kronenberg, she bucked through it, so I was trying to prevent the buck!”

Hallie, who is based with fellow US rider Katherine Coleman in England, has been training with British team manager Dicky Waygood since the latter half of last season, and together, they’ve developed former Seven Year Old World Champion ‘Gypsy’ into a focused, honest, bold cross-country horse – a reasonably steady process that, Hallie muses, has made the first phase less of an immediate priority.

“Progress isn’t linear, and we’ve seen such progress in the cross-country this year. It’s been such a focus for us that I think maybe the dressage has a little bit gone the other direction, and it’s just something we need to put our nose to the grindstone with,” she says.

Hallie Coon and Cute Girl. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

But, she continues, so much of it just comes down to time, exposure, and tactical entries at venues that will further develop the catty, diminutive Holsteiner – and this week’s Aachen experience is certainly one that’s giving her plenty of new experiences, even down to the stadium atmosphere of this first phase.

“I think every horse on this team except for her has seen a stadium,” laughs Hallie. “They’ve all been to Kentucky, and I think that would have been a great experience for her before this. She’s never seen anyone above her, so I think that was interesting, because she was sort of looking up at them. She didn’t do that yesterday because there weren’t any people in here during familiarization. It didn’t feel like it really threw her off her game; she was more just like, ‘What are you doing there?!’ It was just a tiny loss of focus, and I think she’ll be a much better horse for having experienced it now.”

Cute Girl is rated as the second-best showjumper in the field, and arguably the most fun to watch with her tight knees and expressive bascule. And so Hallie is quietly optimistic about how she’ll take to showjumping in the enormous main stadium later on today – but that optimism is also tempered with a pragmatic understanding that this is still a young horse and very much a week of learning experiences.

“You never know, but fingers crossed, because she’s been so consistent in this phase,” says Hallie. “I think  I’m just going to have to be careful to use the arena wisely and not get lost out there, because it’s so huge and little bit intimidating. But I’m really looking forward to it.”

She’s also looking forward to a good crack at tomorrow morning’s cross-country course, which will be a great test of all Cute Girl has learned in the last year or so.

“I think the track does suit her a lot,” says Hallie. “It’s putting to use everything that we’ve been working with or working towards, and I think that our preparation, competition-wise, has actually been very good, because you see a lot of the similar style combinations and the use of terrain and all that. So I do think the cross-country, we’ve been very well prepared for. I’m feeling confident, but even though people are saying ‘it’s easy for Aachen,’ there’s  quite a lot to do!”

Alyssa Phillips and Oskar. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

Alyssa Phillips and Oskar, like Hallie and Cute Girl, put a 33.2 on the board for 25th place and were frustrated to do so after a run of much better marks had them sitting on a 28-or-thereabouts average coming into this week.

“Oskar hasn’t scored in the 30s in forever – I’m not used to being in the 30s, so it’s a little disappointing.”

Numbers aside, though, there was much to like in the test – and a couple of surprises, too: “His trot work was actually way better than his canter work – normally it’s the other way around,” she says. “There was a few  bobbles: in the canter,  he just got off balance in the extended canter on the circle. Then, I think in the first change he was a little close behind but he was kind of anticipating it, so I wanted to save him from bucking, which he can sometimes do!”

Aachen offers a unique challenge in each phase, and this afternoon’s showjumping will, Alyssa expects, give them both plenty to do.

“I would say that show jumping before cross country is always harder for both of us, because he gets a little bit strong, and in order for him to jump the best that he can I need to kind of stay out of the way,” she says. “He’s not like a Cute Girl – he doesn’t have these gigantic springs in his feet, but he tries really hard – and if I can give him a good ride, I know he’s going to try his hardest for me. I’m looking forward to it!”

And when it comes to tomorrow’s Rüdiger Schwarz course, which is renowned for its twisty technicality, even if that may have been ever so slightly softened this year, Alyssa is confident that Oskar will really get to play to his strengths.

“I haven’t ever been here before, I’ve just watched online, but I know the time is always notoriously hard to make here,” she says. “But he’s quite a quick horse, because I don’t really have to set him up – so this course, I think, should suit him pretty well. I can use the turns to rebalance him and  keep on flowing, so we’re going to try to do that! He’s a really cool, chill dude. I’m like, ‘come on. We’re going to go and do this,’ and he’s like, ‘okay!’”

Liz Halliday and Shanroe Cooley. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

The relatively inexperienced nine-year-old Shanroe Cooley, piloted by the very, very experienced Liz Halliday, sit 31st on a 35.7, after a test that was consistently well marked but lost some expensive ground with minor wobbles in one of the changes and in the middle halt. They’ll be looking to make a big climb this evening – they’ve jumped clear rounds in 16 of their 19 FEI showjumping rounds.

James Alliston and Karma. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

Similarly, West Coaster James Alliston knows that his ten-year-old Karma is an exceptional jumper – she’s just had one rail down ever in FEI competition, though is comparatively even greener than Shanroe Cooley, with just nine international starts. But though she starts this week in 33rd place on a 36, which is a smidge higher than her usual 33-or-so at this level, she’s proven time and time again that she’s very, very quick and hugely capable across both jumping phases, and should suit this track very well indeed – in fact, we’d put her forward as one of the horses who might be able to catch the notoriously difficult time, or come very close, anyway. She’s picked up cross-country time faults in just two of her nine FEI runs.

We’re now heading into the showjumping phase in the sprawling, 40,000-seat main arena – because Aachen slows its roll for no man, and no deadline – and so we’ll return soon with an update on the scoreboard and images of our key contenders and US team in action. Until then: head on over to ClipMyHorse.TV to follow the live stream from 5.45 p.m. local time (4.45 p.m. BST/11.45 a.m. EST), and Go Eventing!

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Friday News & Notes from Stable View

Unless you have been living under a rock, you will know that the main thing on the agenda for July is the Paris Olympics: they’re just weeks away and the excitement is palpable, with team announcements coming in thick and fast Here at Eventing Nation, we are existing in some sort of Olympic Fever Dream – you will not doubt have seen Tilly’s Olympic themed Monday News & Notes to get us all in the spirit, and I am seriously considering starting an Olympic sweepstake amongst Team EN.

Before that all kicks off though, there is another fantastic event for us all to enjoy. In fact for those of you reading in the States, it will already be well underway. I am of course, referring to the SAP Cup at CHIO Aachen, an event that is, according to those in the know, quite unlike any other.

Quite a nice little appetiser before the Olympics themselves, expect two days of thrills and spills: Aachen seems to almost always produce some drama or another in terms of the leaderboard – who can forget the year that Michael Jung won, then ahem, ‘unwon’ to Sandra Auffarth?! Or even last year, when leader after dressage Yasmin Ingham dropped to third place following the showjumping, only to leapfrog back into the lead (and take an historical first Aachen win for a British rider), when the final few riders on cross country all became unravelled?!

Get yourself clued up on all of the top contenders and find out all you ever needed to know about past winners – and losers – in this super insightful form guide from our friends over at EquiRatings. Full of facts and stats about events gone by, as well as predictions for the movers and shakers after each phase, you can guarantee that this guide will arm you with no end of Aachen related knowledge!

Here at Eventing Nation, we will be taking a break from our Olympic frenzy, and bringing you all of the very best coverage – Tilly will of course be bringing you all of the action as it unfolds, while Cheg will be keeping you posted on the cross country action as it happens, too!

For further information on how to follow the proceedings out in Germany, here is our own super handy guide with all the info and links that you will need – including the livestream coverage, exclusively from Clipmyhorse.tv, and the live results and scoring.

It’s set to be another top class weekend of sport, so enjoy, my friends, as we Go Eventing once more!

U.S. Weekend Preview

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Friday News and Reading

You may remember that last week we shared the wonderful news that Team McEwen had welcomed a new member to their team, with the birth of CHF Cooliser’s first foal. Now we are THRILLED to announce even more happy news from Tom – he and his lovely wife Harriet are expecting a new arrival all of their own! Due in November, Mini McEwen will be the first baby for Tom and Harriet, who were married last year. Congratulations to you both, from all of us here at Eventing Nation.

More new arrivals! Julia Norman welcomed baby Harry into her family last week – a baby brother to Max. Congratulations to Julia and family – thrilled to see that mum and baby are both happy and healthy, and we look forward to seeing you BOTH out on the circuit at some point soon!

I have held off from mentioning the Olympics too much thus far, but I can’t help myself any longer. Besides, this one is too good to miss – an interview with Paris cross-country designer Pierre le Goupil. While he doesn’t give all that much away, he does offer a few sneaky hints and quite frankly, I cannot WAIT to see what he has up his sleeve. Just as well that there isn’t too long left to wait…!

Oh dear, one mention of the Olympics and it seems I am off down a Paris related rabbit hole once again. #Sorrynotsorry. Especially since this is simultaneously heartbreaking and inspiring at the same time, and again, something that I just couldn’t not share. The New Zealand eventing team was announced earlier this week, with Clarke Johnston getting the call up alongside Kiwi stalwarts Tim and Jonelle Price. For Clarke, his Olympic call up is somewhat bittersweet: his partner Codey Jervis, died unexpectedly last year, and Clarke says this was both of their dream – yet he remains strong in the knowledge that he would have been ‘so proud,’ to see it become reality. Go well, Clarke, we are sure he will be bursting with pride at your call up.

If, like me, you are already anticipating a major post-Olympic depression, then fear not! Burghley will be here before we know it, and the team over at Burghley are already working their magic to ensure it will be another brilliant event, with lots of added extras to enjoy alongside the eventing. The masterclasses that take place each after dressage – and indeed in the lunchtime dressage break, too – have already been announced, with husband and wife duos William and Alice Fox Pitt, and Pippa and William Funnell filling the Thursday and Friday afternoon slots respectively, while Dressage supremo Carl Hester and Queen of British Racing, Henrietta Knight will fill the lunchtime slots. If that, plus 5* action, isn’t enough to revive you from your Olympic hangover, then I don’t know what is!

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Weekend Watching

Not Olympic or Aachen related, but still kind of equestrian themed?! Maybe Jilly Cooper isn’t that big of a thing over in the States, but here in the UK, her novel, Riders is a veritable bible amongst most of the horse world. Now the sequel, Rivals, is set to get the Hollywood treatment, and I can’t wait.

Here is a sneak peek – and if you haven’t already read Riders then please do, I beseech you!

Two Horses Held; All Accepted in CHIO Aachen First Horse Inspection

Anna Siemer’s FRH Butts Avondale. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

If there’s any such a thing as Mecca for horse people, it can be found within the grounds of CHIO Aachen. Tucked away in an unassuming bit of an overlooked city (at least since the end of the Frankish Empire in the ninth century), where Germany meets its Belgian and Dutch neighbours, it isn’t just the rallying point for top-level equestrian sport across five disciplines, it’s also the pride and joy of the city itself. You can ride one of a fleet of buses emblazoned with Scott Brash or Marcus Ehning to the front gates; you can pick up horse-shaped gingerbread at the bakeries in the city’s historic centre. You can watch fleets of Quarter Horses (this year, the show’s partner country is the USA) parade over the cobblestones outside the cathedral; you can catch, for some reason known only to the gods of one-hit wonders, Lou Bega of Mambo Number 5 fame striding down a red carpet on the show grounds. For a couple of weeks of the year, everything in the city centres around horses — and for the rest of it, it anticipates it richly. 

Lara de Liedekerke-Meier sums up how we all feel to be back on CHIO Aachen’s hallowed turf. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

CHIO Aachen, styled as the World Equestrian Festival, isn’t just a horse show — it’s THE horse show. Its CSI5* Grand Prix is one of the most prestigious in the world, and a leg of Rolex’s Grand Slam; its CDI4* and CDI5* dressage Grands Prix and Freestyles attract the biggest names in the sport; its combined driving competition is packed with stars, as is its week one vaulting programme. And its invitation-only eventing, our focus this week, is a showcase of the crème-de-la-crème of horses and riders, held in a Nations Cup format that its constituent nations use as a barometer of their performances on the world stage. 

In an Olympic year, Aachen’s CCIO4*-S becomes even more interesting. Will nations send their Paris horses and riders for an eleventh-hour tune-up over Rüdiger Schwarz’s notoriously tricky, fast, and technical course? Or will they, instead, keep the ‘A’ team at home and use Aachen as a way to develop strength in depth and develop the next generation of Olympians?

Michael Jung and Kilcandra Ocean Power – Michi’s team ride for the week. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

This week, across our field of 45 competitors, we’re seeing a bit of column A and an awful lot of column B. Home nation Germany is on the Olympic-preparation mission; their line-up is helmed by Michael Jung and fischerChipmunk FRH, 2022 winners Sandra Auffarth and Viamant du Matz, and World Championship team members Christoph Wahler and Carjatan S — the very same riders who make up Block A of the country’s Olympic shortlist. They do, though, benefit from being able to host more riders than any other nation, and as such, we also see them following the pipeline mission: Jérôme Robiné and Black Ice, Malin Hansen-Hotopp and Carlitos Quidditch K, and Calvin Böckmann and The Phantom of the Opera are among the very strong ‘up and comers’ here to gain experience this week and, in the process, make their bid for the reserve slot at Paris. 

Jérôme Robiné and Black Ice. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

The Brits and Americans are two nations who are mixing big-name talent with developing horses; the former brings forward heavy-hitters such as Laura Collett and Dacapo, Kirsty Chabert and Classic VI, and two-time Grantham Cup winners Emily King and Valmy Biats with rising (equine) stars SBH Big Wall, ridden by Izzy Taylor, and Kenzo Power B, ridden by David Doel.

James Alliston and Karma. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

The latter has an Aachen frequent flyer in Liz Halliday-Sharp, riding the inexperienced Shanroe Cooley, as well as West Coast favourites James Alliston and Karma, British-based Hallie Coon and Cute Girl, who come here with two four-star wins to their name already this season, and European Development Tour rider Alyssa Phillips and Oskar.

Hallie Coon and Cute Girl. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

There are eleven nations in total represented in this competition, and eight of them will field teams in the Nations Cup competition. Three – Denmark, Austria, and Belgium – are represented by individual riders, though the latter could make up a team from recent Luhmühlen winner Lara de Liedekerke-Meier’s entrants alone: she’ll ride two horses, Ducati d’Arville and Hermione d’Arville, in the CCIO4*-S, and her young talent Pumpkin de la Liniere will contest the Jump + Drive. You can take a look at the entries in full here.

This afternoon, we saw the competition kick off with the first horse inspection, held alongside the whitewashed stable blocks and overseen by a ground jury consisting of Austria’s Christian Steiner, the USA’s Robert Stevenson, and Germany’s Edith Schless-Störtenbecker. 51, rather than 45, horses were presented – beyond those 45 taking part in the CCIO4*-S, we also saw the horses that’ll contest Saturday night’s Jump + Drive relay competition, which brings together teams consisting of an eventer, a show jumper, and a combined driving team apiece.

Peter Flarup and Impressed. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

Two horses were held in the course of proceedings, both of which are contesting the CCIO4*-S competition. Those were Impressed, the ride of sole Danish entrant Peter Flarup, and Valmy BiatsEmily King‘s Thoresby winner. Both horses were accepted after a short period of deliberation from the ground jury.

Emily King and Valmy Biats. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

Now, the competition proper will unfold over the next two days – tomorrow is a jam-packed day of dressage, beginning at 8.30 a.m. local time (7.30 a.m. BST/2.30 a.m. EST) in the Deutsche Bank dressage stadium, and showjumping in the main stadium, which starts at 5.45 p.m. (4.45 p.m. BST/11.45 a.m. EST). On Saturday, it’s all about the cross-country finale: we’ll see that start at a cheery 9.55 a.m. (8.55 a.m. BST/3.55 a.m. EST) and culminate with the crowning of our new champion. That champion will have their name emblazoned upon the entryway to the 40,000-seat stadium forever, and will designate them as one of the greats of our sport. Greats who include the likes of last year’s winners, Yasmin Ingham and Banzai du Loir; Will Coleman and Off The Record, who took a historic victory for the US in 2021; two-time winners Ingrid Klimke and SAP Hale Bob; Michael Jung and fischerChipmunk FRH… in short, it’s kind of a big deal.

New Zealand’s Ginny Thompson and Capitaine de Hus Z. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

Our pathfinders for the week will be Ireland’s Sam Watson and Ballyneety Rocketman, who start us off in the ring tomorrow bright, early, and hopefully not too bleary-eyed. The US team will be second in the draw, and will be led off by James Alliston and Karma. You can check out the times in full here – remember, British time is one hour behind the local time, while EST is six hours behind.

All the action will be available to follow live on ClipMyHorse.TV, and we’ll be bringing you full reports after each phase, so keep it locked onto EN for interviews and analysis across the next two days. Go Eventing, and Go Aachen!

EN’s coverage of CHIO Aachen in 2024 is brought to you with support from Deirdre Stocker Vaillancourt Real Estate, your prime choice for Aiken, SC property!

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Your Guide to The Maryland International

Caroline Martin and King's Especial. Photo by Erin Gilmore Photography. Caroline Martin and King's Especial. Photo by Erin Gilmore Photography.

Today at 5 p.m. EST, the Maryland International CCI4*-S will kick off with an opening ceremony followed by a reception at Loch Moy Farm in Adamstown, Maryland. EN editor Sally Spickard and reporter Veronica Green-Gott will be bringing you all the action from the ground. Stay tuned for our end of day reports and keep up with the action on Eventing Nation’s Instagram or on the Maryland Horse Trials Facebook page

Caroline Martin and King’s Especial. Photo by Erin Gilmore Photography.

The Entries

Ten riders are entered in the CCI4*-S and we’ve got some new and interesting horses and riders in the mix, including quite a few 4* first-timers. Rookies include the Chiraz Syndicate’s Chiraz (Asquetta x Casall), previously ridden by Boyd Martin and now piloted by Australia’s Ema Klugman. Jessica Phoenix will also be riding a 4* first-timer and recent addition to her string, Sarah Irving’s Thoroughbred Aeronautics (Two Step Salsa x Satin and Silver, by Silver Ghost). We also have a rookie pair at the Maryland International this weekend: Braden Speck and his horse, BSF Liam (Ballywhim An Luan x Rumor Risky, by Hawkster). 

Familiar names in the division include Hannah Sue Hollberg, who will be riding Christa Schmidt’s Carsonstown (Lougherne Cappucino x Nonavic Spyridonna, by Limmerick), as well as Bobby Meyerhoff, who will be piloting his longtime partner Lumumba (Levisonn x Lamara, by Lamarc), owned by the rider and the Donovan Group. Also keep an eye out for Olympians William Coleman and Phillip Dutton, as well as riders Arden Wildasin, Dan Kreitl, Kim Severson, and Erin Kanara in the CCI3*-S. The CCI2*-S division also has some exciting names, including Olympic team member Carolina Pamukcu. 

In total, four different countries will be represented across all divisions: Canada, USA, Ireland, and Germany, with North America’s Canada and the United States being most heavily represented. 

The Officials

Designed by Ian Stark with assistance from Andrew Heffernan, the cross country course promises challenging and educational questions. As Ian will be retiring at the conclusion of the 2024 season, this will be the riders last chance to tackle an Ian Stark course in the highlands of Maryland. All FEI cross country courses will run through the rings by the Vendor Village, allowing spectators to keep a close eye on the action without having to walk out on the course. The track includes difficult terrain features, like the triple bank complex at the water, which was brand new in 2023. Stay tuned for a full course preview coming soon. 

USA’s Chris Barnard will be designing the show jumping course for the second year in a row. Chris is known for his use of bending lines, as well as his tough courses that challenge riders at every level. 

The FEI President of the Ground Jury is Canada’s Peter Gray, who is assisted by the USA’s Marilyn Payne

Bobby Meyerhoff and Lumumba. Photo by Erin Gilmore Photography.

The Schedule

Thursday, July 5th

5 p.m. Opening Ceremony followed by reception

Friday July 6th

8 a.m. to 3:55 p.m. dressage for all FEI divisions

Saturday July 7th

8 a.m. to 8:30 a.m. 4* Show Jumping

9 a.m. to 9:40 a.m. 4* Cross Country

Sunday July 8th

National riders will compete in all three phases, starting at 8 a.m. 

Young Rider divisions will trot up at 8 a.m. followed by show jumping at 9 a.m. 

Competitor Events

There’s plenty to do at the Maryland International, both in and out of the saddle. Competitors, owners, and grooms are invited to attend a welcome party sponsored by Triple Crown on Friday evening after competition has concluded. Following the conclusion of FEI competition on Saturday, there will also be a competition party, including Highland Games for the Young Riders. Competitors can have another chance to compete, this time challenging each other to ax throwing, stick horse steeplechase, zorb balls, a paper toss, and more. 

Awards

Eventing Nation will be celebrating grit and grooms alike with two awards to give away over the course of the weekend. The first is the Ride EquiSafe Best Save Award, which honors the rider who displays the most stickability over the weekend. This award is open to all divisions. Learn more about the Ride EquiSafe Best Save Award here. Next, Eventing Nation will be giving away the Best Turned Out award to the horse whose coat shines a little brighter than the rest.  

Stay cool and stay hydrated. Maryland may barely be below the Mason Dixon line, but that sun still feels pretty darn southern. Riders and spectators have to be prepared for the heat this fourth of July weekend. Temperatures are expected to be in the high eighties, and while cloudy skies will help, bring your sun hat, sunscreen, and water bottles. Loch Moy Farm has set up cooling stations for the horses and riders. 

EN’s coverage of the Maryland International is brought to you with support from Ride EquiSafe, your go-to shop for quality, science-backed safety equipment. 

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Thursday News & Notes

As promised, today we’ll turn our attention to the marvelous displays of equestrianism happening over in Germany at the World Equestrian Festival. The USA is the ‘home’ nation at this year’s event, so there’s plenty of stars and stripes support for the Americans over in Aachen. And on that note, happy Fourth of July to our American followers who are celebrating 🇺🇸

The equestrian extravaganza that is CHIO Aachen kicked off with the vaulters having their turn in the spotlight and then, on Tuesday, all eyes turned toward the show jumping ring. The dressage arena came into play on Wednesday and today, the driving course gets in on the mix.

But don’t fret, eventing fans don’t have much longer to wait, for tomorrow morning the dressage will get underway, with the show jumping in the evening, and then we finish things up with the cross country on Saturday, hooray!

Here are the times you need to know:

Friday 8:30am CEST / 2:30am ET – Dressage

Friday 5:45pm CEST / 11:45am ET – Show jumping

Saturday 9:55am CEST / 3:55am ET – Cross country

I’ll be bringing you live updates from Saturday’s cross country as we find out who’ll take the Aachen crown, and of course, Tilly will be keeping you up-to-date with every phase of the competition. Keep it locked onto EN and go eventing in Aachen!

U.S. Weekend Preview

Arrowhead H.T. (Billings, MT) [Website] [Entries] [Ride Times] [Volunteer] [Scoring]

Bouckaert Equestrian H.T. (Fairburn, GA) [Website] [Entries] [Ride Times] [Scoring]

Huntington Farm H.T. (South Strafford, VT) [Website] [Entries] [Ride Times] [Volunteer]

Mile High Horse Ranch H.T. (Parker, CO) [Website] [Entries] [Ride Times] [Volunteer] [Scoring]

Summer Coconino HT and Western Underground, Inc. TR,N,BN 3 Day Event (Flagstaff, AZ) [Website] [Entries] [Ride Times] [Volunteer] [Scoring]

The Maryland International + Horse Trials (Adamstown, MD) [Website] [Entries] [Ride Times] [Volunteer] [Scoring]

UK International Events

Aston-le-Walls International (2) (Northamptonshire) [Website] [Entries] [Volunteer] [Scoring]

European International Events

World Equestrian Festival CHIO Aachen (Germany) [Website] [Program – All Disciplines] [Program – Eventing] [Entries – All Disciplines] [Entries – Eventing] [US Eventing Team] [British Eventing Team] [Live Stream] [Results – All Disciplines] [Results – Eventing] [EN’s Coverage]

Thursday News and Reading

Dive into the excitement of Aachen with EquiRatings as they make all the predictions about this weekend’s eventing. There are stars galore in the line up at Aachen, and quite a few combinations with the potential to shake things up. Nicole and Diarm discuss them all in this Aachen preview show.

Team talks prior to Paris are happening. Hoping for the luck of the Irish, Horse Sport Ireland Eventing Senior High Performance Director Dag Albert talks building horsepower, peaking at the right time and the strongest ever strength and depth in the Irish team. Read what he has to say as he looks forward to, potentially, Ireland’s best Olympics yet.

King of dressage Carl Hester hits the big screen. From making his Olympic debut in 1992 as the youngest British athlete, to heading to Paris as the oldest, Carl has been not only a mainstay, but a powerful force within British equestrianism. He truly is an inspiration across the horseworld. And now his story is set to inspire even more people, as it’s given the biopic treatment and heads to the big screen. Stride will be at the top of our ‘to watch’ list, for sure.

‘No stirrup November’ wasn’t for this rider, so she tried out ‘No spurs April’ instead. It turns out that it was a darned good leg workout! But aside from that, there were allsorts of ‘a-ha’ moments about both her riding skills and the way her horses worked. From improving her own fitness to having horses that were light on her aids, she discovered a bunch of benefits to her experiment. Read more in this interesting piece from The Plaid Horse.

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Behold the spectacle of the opening ceremony at Aachen, this year celebrating all things American. Think cheerleaders, football, Barbie, country music, the reigning Miss World, wagons, cowboy boots, and yes, even a real, live eagle entering on horseback. There’s loads of cool content happening on the CHIO Aachen YouTube channel – it’s in German but the pictures alone are well worth a look.

Australia Announces Paris 2024 Eventing Team

We’ve finally got our Australian squad for Paris and boy, it’s a good one.

The named team is as follows:

Kevin McNab and Scuderia 1918 Don Quidam, a 16-year-old KWPN gelding owned by Scuderia 1918 and Emma Mcnab

Shane Rose and Virgil, a 19-year-old Warmblood gelding owned by Shane and Niki Rose and Michelle Hasibar

Chris Burton and Shadow Man, a 14-year-old Belgian Warmblood owned by Chris Burton and Guy Bloodstock Ltd.

Traveling Reserve: Shenae Lowings and Bold Venture, a 14-year-old Thoroughbred gelding owned by the Lowings family

The team is one with deep experience, with 6 Olympics between the three primary members and World Championship experience on the part of Traveling Reserve Shenae Lowings. Australia will look to repeat its team silver medal performance in Tokyo (2021) and finds themselves in good stead to lay down a very competitive result in Paris.

Shane Rose and Virgil. Photo by Shelby Allen.

Also notable on the team is the return of Shane Rose with the ever youthful Virgil. You may recall Shane was seriously injured in a fall in March of this year, breaking a femur, his pelvis, and ribs as well as sustaining a major concussion. The timing of the accident left a big question mark as to Shane’s readiness to compete in Paris, but we already knew Shane was tough as nails and would do all he could to be back in the saddle in time. Indeed he was, and now he will make his fourth Olympic appearance (and third consecutive one) later this month.

Christopher Burton and Shadow Man. Photo by Bit-Media.

Chris Burton is another rider with quite a story this year, opting to move more fully into show jumping in 2022 but then acquiring the ride on Shadow Man, a former ride of British rider Ben Hobday. The goal for Chris was always to earn a spot on the Olympic team, and his experience coupled with his propensity for speed and efficiency in the jumping phases (surely even further bolstered with the additional time in the pure show jumping arena, which he still does, most recently competing on the Longines Global Champions League circuit) and proper form shown this season have stamped his third consecutive Olympic ticket.

Kevin McNab and Scuderia 1918 Don Quidam. Photo by Shelby Allen.

Kevin McNab was another member of the silver medal-winning team in Tokyo, bringing back his partner Scuderia 1918 Don Quidam for another shot at Olympic glory. Kevin also represented Australia in the 2022 World Championships at Pratoni, along with Traveling Reserve rider Shenae Lowings and her off-track Thoroughbred Bold Venture.

Shenae Lowings and Bold Venture. Photo by Alex Jeffery.

Shenae returned to Australia after spending some time in Europe last season, winning her most recent prep event at Adelaide’s CCI4*-S and putting herself into a good standing to earn this trip to Paris to step in should she be needed.

Notably absent for the first time in two Olympic cycles is 10-time Olympian Andrew Hoy with his veteran partner Vassily de Lassos, who very well could have easily slotted in for a spot on this team but perhaps were lowered on the selectors’ lists due to some trouble on cross country at Avenches in June. The pair since regrouped and were 5th in the 4*-S at Strzegom and also won the 4*-L at Marbach earlier this year.

The Aussies now stand poised for a strong performance in Paris — will we see them on the podium again? Only time will tell. Stay tuned.

To keep up with EN’s running track of teams and individuals named thus far, click here.

View more of EN’s coverage of the Paris Olympics here. We are pleased to bring you our Olympic coverage with support from Kentucky Performance Products.

Ros Canter Reclaims Top Spot on FEI Eventing World Athlete Rankings

Ros Canter and Izilot DHI. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

Nine months after losing the lead in the FEI Eventing World Athlete Rankings, Rosalind Canter (GBR) has reclaimed the number one position. She replaces Olympic gold medallist and compatriot Oliver Townend, who had held the top spot since October 2023.

Canter’s rise to the top is marked by her impressive ascent from third place last month. As the reigning European Champion, she stands out as the only athlete to surpass the 500-point mark, boasting 519 points. Townend follows in second place with 492 points, while fellow Brit Tom McEwen secures third with 454 points.

“I was quite shocked to hear I’m world number one, as it was something that wasn’t on my radar. It’s really exciting news, and I’m thrilled for my whole team because this is a joint effort. I’ve been really lucky to have some fantastic horses in my team,” Rosalind Canter said.

Lara de Liedekerke-Meier celebrates her special homebred Hooney. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

The latest FEI Eventing World Athlete Rankings also highlight other notable performances. Belgium’s Lara De Liedekerke-Meier has climbed ten places to fourth position with 406 points, thanks to her victory at the CCI5*-L in Luhmühlen (GER) with Hooney d’Arville. World Champion Yasmin Ingham (GBR) rounds out the top five with 389 points.

British athletes have dominated the rankings in recent months, occupying eight positions within the Top 10. However, their dominance has waned just weeks before the Paris 2024 Olympic Games. Currently, five British athletes remain in the Top 10, with Wills Oakden (370 points) in seventh place.

Boyd Martin and Tsetserleg TSF. Photo by Nico Morgan Media.

Among the other top-ranked athletes, Boyd Martin (USA) holds sixth place, while New Zealand’s Jonelle and Tim Price occupy the eighth and ninth spots respectively. Maxime Livio (FRA) completes the Top 10.

The full updated FEI World Rankings can be found here.

Your Guide to Eventing at CHIO Aachen + How to Follow

Yasmin Ingham and Banzai du Loir. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

It’s nearly time to kick off the eventing competition, also known as the SAP Cup, at CHIO Aachen (Germany), where a strong roster of teams and even some Olympic hopefuls looking to make a strong final impression on selectors is set to compete in CCIO4*-S competition.

Tilly Berendt is your eyes on the ground for this event, which kicks off in earnest on Friday with dressage followed by show jumping, and concluding with cross country on Saturday.

CHIO Aachen this year has designated the United States as the “host” nation, meaning plenty of Western flair and even some, um, cheerleaders, featured in the all-out 90-minute Opening Ceremony this week.

 

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The Entries

51 combinations representing 10 nations will step forward on Thursday, and you can view the full entry list here. Notable among the entries are prospective members of the yet-to-be-named German final team, as well as a strong showing from the Americans and British.

This competition is run in a team format, with four riders representing each nation as well as individuals if that nation has enough to field.

The Officials

Presiding over the eventing panel of Ground Jury members at Aachen is Austria’s Christian Steiner, who is accompanied by the USA’s Robert Stevenson and Germany’s Edith Schless-Störtenbecker. Rüdiger Schwarz returns as the cross country course designer at this unique venue, assisted by Kai Steffen-Meier, Michael Gola, and Bernd Backhaus. German designer Frank Rothenberger will design Friday’s show jumping track, as well as all of the show jumping tracks for the pure jumping riders.

The Schedule

Germany is 6 hours ahead of Eastern Standard Time.

Thursday, July 4:
First Horse Inspection (not livestreamed)

Friday, July 5:
Dressage: 8:30 a.m. local / 2:30 a.m. EST
Show Jumping: 5:45 p.m. local / 11:45 a.m. EST

Saturday, July 6:
Cross Country: 9:55 a.m. local / 3:55 a.m. EST

How to Follow

ClipMyHorse.TV has the exclusive live stream for CHIO Aachen, and you’ll be able to watch the entire competition across divisions live and on-demand here. A membership (monthly or annual) will be required to view the content. Commentary is available in multiple languages.

Timing and scoring will be found here once the competition begins.

EN’s coverage of CHIO Aachen in 2024 is brought to you with support from Deirdre Vaillancourt Stoker Real Estate, your prime choice for Aiken, SC property!

World Equestrian Festival CHIO Aachen: [Website] [Program – All Disciplines] [Program – Eventing] [Entries – All Disciplines] [Entries – Eventing] [Live Stream] [Results – All Disciplines] [Results – Eventing] [EN’s Coverage]

Tune In Tomorrow for Team GB’s Final Prep Ahead of Paris

Laura Collett and London 52. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

If you want to grab a final sneak peek of the British team as they run through their final preparations for Paris, tune in tomorrow for a final open session in the main arena at Aston-le-Walls, which will be replayed on-demand on H&C+ here (membership required).

As they build towards this summer’s biggest sporting event, the British combinations will train and ride some of the Olympic dressage test, followed by an on-horse Q&A with Richard Davison.

To keep up with our running track of teams and individuals named thus far, click here.

View more of EN’s coverage of the Paris Olympics here. We are pleased to bring you our Olympic coverage with support from Kentucky Performance Products.

Wednesday News & Notes

We’ve well and truly succumbed to a serious bout of Olympic fever here at EN. Obviously the eventing’s causing significantly high levels of giddiness, but oh, the crip walking, um, I mean, dressage… Sure, we love to see the impressive work produced by the top level horses and riders, but man, we really love to hear Snoop Dog talking about it even more. It’s gonna be off the chain gangster, aye!

Don’t think in all the madness we’ve forgotten the World Equestrian Festival that’s going on in Germany. We’ll be comin’ at ya with all things Aachen over the next few days. Stay tuned ENers, and go eventing!

In the meantime, here are the links you need to get acquainted with all things Aachen:

World Equestrian Festival CHIO Aachen:
[Website] [Program – All Disciplines] [Program – Eventing] [Entries – All Disciplines] [Entries – Eventing] [US Eventing Team] [British Eventing Team] [Live Stream] [Results – All Disciplines] [Results – Eventing] [EN’s Coverage]

U.S. Weekend Preview

Arrowhead H.T. (Billings, MT) [Website] [Entries] [Ride Times] [Volunteer] [Scoring]

Bouckaert Equestrian H.T. (Fairburn, GA) [Website] [Entries] [Ride Times] [Scoring]

Huntington Farm H.T. (South Strafford, VT) [Website] [Entries] [Ride Times] [Volunteer]

Mile High Horse Ranch H.T. (Parker, CO) [Website] [Entries] [Ride Times] [Volunteer] [Scoring]

Summer Coconino HT and Western Underground, Inc. TR,N,BN 3 Day Event (Flagstaff, AZ) [Website] [Entries] [Ride Times] [Volunteer] [Scoring]

The Maryland International + Horse Trials (Adamstown, MD) [Website] [Entries] [Ride Times] [Volunteer] [Scoring]

UK International Events

Aston-le-Walls International (2) (Northamptonshire) [Website] [Entries] [Volunteer] [Scoring]

European International Events

World Equestrian Festival CHIO Aachen (Germany) [Website] [Program – All Disciplines] [Program – Eventing] [Entries – All Disciplines] [Entries – Eventing] [US Eventing Team] [British Eventing Team] [Live Stream] [Results – All Disciplines] [Results – Eventing] [EN’s Coverage]

Wednesday News and Reading

Here’s your chance to give Team GB an extra boost this Olympics. British Equestrian has set up a special Paris post box and will be collecting together messages of support and ‘bon chance’ from the public for the teams to take with them as they head to the Games. Here’s how to get involved.

A new resource for the horse world in Britain – PADDOX event listings. This initiative brings all manner of equestrian events together in an easy-to-use format – just type in your postcode and the distance you’re willing to travel and select the type of event you’re looking for. From arena booking and fun rides to Pony Club and training events, there’s something for all equestrians. The free search facility is open for a limited time with a monthly membership available for £3.99. Find out more here.

No, it’s not deja vu, military horses have in fact once more bolted through the streets of London. Thankfully, this time the incident wasn’t quite as dramatic as last time, with no serious injuries to either horses or riders. But horses galloping through city centers? Scary.

Not only have I fallen off before the first fence in the show jumping ring, I’ve also eaten dirt in the dressage arena – events that perhaps weren’t so funny then as they are now, looking back. We’ve all had them, moments at shows that make a good story. COTH has wrangled their readers’ funniest horse show exploits together and gathered them together in this red-cheeked list of funsies. There’s nothing like a bit of sharing to take the sting out of mortal shame.

And whilst we’re on the topic of the weird and wonderful happenings at horse shows, this squirrel must’ve had the fright of his life when he realized he’d inadvertently taken up residence in a fence at Luhmuhlen and now there were giant beasts thundering through his front porch. Zoom in to spot the little critter making a swift exit. No need to fret over his fate – he was safely escorted off course by a fence judge and politely advised to stick to actual trees in future.

Celebrity horsegirl Shania Twain, teased us that she wanted to take to the Glastonbury stage on horseback, alas, it wasn’t to be, however, horses did get their gig in the Legend’s slot at the festival, kind of.

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Beer pong schmeer pong. Behold the best drinking game, like ever. Although, if alcohol’s not your jam, this looks like it’d be just as fun sober. Make like it’s 2020 and stock up on toilet paper, break out your Breyers, and go racing!