Craigslist Crazies

There’s nothing better than gratuitous spelling and grammar errors coupled with a shockingly inaccurate grasp on horses in general….all willing to trade for your grandmother’s push mower and some chewin’ tobacco. Craigslist, we salute you. 

 

PONY FOR SALE $2000 (Janesville, WI)

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MUST SELL! Absolutely adorable Welsch pony for sale (slaughter rescue)! ACT FAST! He kicks, bites, bucks rears, cribs, will not stand for farrier, does not pull a cart and cannot be ridden, ESPECIALLY by children! He’s in excellent health and only 12 years old so you can count on him being around for a LONG time! I am going through a divorce and my soon-to-be ex-husband has valued him on the asset list at $2,000. If interested, please reply ASAP!

 

Sounds like a real steal! Good thing he’s adorable…

 

 

your horse – m4w – 37

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Lyndsey Marler I hav yor horse Ned and would like to git him back to u I can no longer aff0rd to feed him

 

Dating: Fail

 

 

COULD BE YOUR NEXT HIGH SCHOOL RODEO HORSE!! – $3000 (Weatherford)

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15.2 hand sorrel gelding, He picsk up leads correct and from walk, wide passes, pivots and collectus up (has also done some pattern work). You can swing a rope off him and drag logs! Easy to finish him on barrels. He is 11 yrs old. May trade for vehicle of equal value.

rope,trail, playday, barrel, show, rodeo.

 

Full disclosure: I always dreamed of a horse that I could pull logs around with…

 

 

16 Hands Dun Gelding -$1400 (Decatur)

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Pretty sure this is just a sun-bleached bay...

11 yr old TB/cross. He is 16 hand tall. He is a great trail horse. He just likes to go faster than my other horses that are a lot shorter. He has an excellent handle. He is a DUN. He has a current coffins. Just too many to feet that I not using.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HORSE WANTED – $500 (Arizona)

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Hi i’m looking into getting a horse i’m 5″1″ so I don’t need a very tall one but I prefer it to be around 15 hands. Prefer a mare around 4-10 years old. Lots of energy is a must!!!! My favorite marking is a bald face i’d love to get a horse that looks like that but it isn’t a must. I love Paints but i’m open to really any kind of horse. I’m an advanced beginner but i’m looking into getting an intermediate horse due to me being a quick learner. I want to try barrels just as a fun thing to do most likely not doing competitions so if you have a horse that can do barrels that would be awesome doesn’t need to be a fast at barrels because i’m not competing but i’d love to have a horse that loves running. 

I have a huge front and back yard to ride in and their are trails everywhere by my house so i’d prefer a horse that will do trails with no problems. If we moved it would stay with us in our household our pets aren’t considered pets they are family and will be treated as such. I’m going to be riding western i’m not an english rider and I wont be anytime soon. 

I prefer a horse that doesn’t mind dogs I have two dogs permanently living with me they are older so they won’t be running near it or bothering it but we have my sisters dogs living with us and they are puppies so they are curious and very energetic they will be kept away from the horse at all times but just in case they were to get near the horse I wouldn’t want them or the horse getting hurt. I’d like to know what vet your horse see’s and all their medical records would be awesome.

 I need a horse I can ride and have fun with i’m very responsible and I have a lot of time on my hands. My horse will be treated the best ways possible:) please email me pictures of the horse you have available i’d like to see several pictures so please send all the pictures you’ve got, age, hands, if your selling anything with it such as all the tack or blankets please send pictures, tell me about its personality, if you’ve seen its parents tell me about them or send me a picture of them. i’d love to know what its bad habits are I have a friend thats a trainer so I dont care if it has any bad habits I can break them, what foods you feed it, past medical problems, last time it was shooed/ dewormed, what kind of environement it lives in now. I’ll pay $500 or less for the horse you have. Thank you so much for reading this:) Please email me back if you’ve got a horse that fits this:) 

Good Trail Horse – $1000 (Moneta, VA)
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Cheyenne is a 16 yr old paint mare that has been my trail horse for the last 4yrs , she will go were ever you point her head , will ride down the side of the road are on a trail threw the woods and not spook at anything . She dose have some go in her but it never been un controable but she dose need someone that dose know how to ride and she is not a kids horse and am not saying that she bad it just she need more then that am advanced beginner rider and have no trouble with her , She dose have paper work but the perivos owner never put her in ther name , She is 14’1 hands and she is to small for me and want to start going on longer rides and know she not the right horse for me in doing that . She has had some babies and i do have some picture of them and there all built like tanks as she is . Breed to the right thing she would threw one heck of a future barrel horse , She could go english or western . will take 1,000 or best offer or will trade for a taller advanced beginner safe horse, that is a paint, apploosa or spotted saddle horse or quater horse that is not red
Am not saying that she bad, it just she need…..
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