This is the hashtag that never ends / Yes it goes on and on my friend / Some eventers started griping on social media / and they’ll continue complaining forever just because / this is the hashtag that never ends…
Here are 20 more reader-submitted troubles that only eventers will understand.
If you missed them: Part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV, Part V, Part VI, Part VII, Part VIII.
While checking my truck’s undercarriage, husband found not one but TWO crops lost inside the bumper #eventerproblems pic.twitter.com/1aDgi8mnIv
— Abigail Powell (@ashequine) June 22, 2015
@horse and hound #eventerproblems always parking just at the wrong spot pic.twitter.com/eaB7Ggmgi1 — Heidi Haenschke (@haenschke) June 18, 2015
When you tell someone you’re not going to be showing next month and they think you’re pregnant. #eventerproblems #mybellyisnotgettingbigger
— ShawnaWhite (@ShawnaLeeWhite) June 22, 2015
When you get to Starbucks before it opens #EventerProblems — Michelle Barnett (@M_barnett97) June 21, 2015
How I spend my day “off” lol! #eventerproblems #equestrianlife pic.twitter.com/BYeI0pHG4j
— Rebecca Barber (@JubileeEq) June 21, 2015
“Sorry I can’t go get ice cream, I just spent all my extra money on ice for my horse’s legs” #eventerproblems #spoiledcreature — Rebecca Barber (@JubileeEq) June 20, 2015
When forgetting your course nightmares replaces the “naked while taking the SATs” nightmare. #eventerproblems
— Renee Saarela (@Royal811) June 19, 2015
Anyone up for a water school? #eventerproblems pic.twitter.com/Xo8wWTvIpv — Hollyn Mangione (@clotheshorseeq) June 19, 2015
When your fit TB takes 30 minutes longer than everyone else to eat his supersized dinner #eventerproblems #nomnomnom pic.twitter.com/BLtXj4rnTc
— Kendall (@kchurch05) June 19, 2015
Riding with your ipod in your bra because you forgot your armband and your breeches don’t have pockets #eventerproblems — Jessie Howes (@jessielhowes) June 19, 2015
Is hesitant to spend over $50 on an article of clothing, drops $150 for a piece of tack willy nilly. #eventerproblems
— Lauren Drew (@LaurenxDrew) June 18, 2015
Today my grocery basket consisted of carrots, baby powder, and socks (forgot them packing my “after work go to barn bag” #eventerproblems — Jessie Howes (@jessielhowes) June 18, 2015
Nothing kills a manicure faster than doing studs in the mud. #EventerProblems
— 3 Day Addict (@EventerProblems) June 18, 2015
When your palomino sees u hooking the trailer up for a show and goes galloping around in the mud #EventerProblems pic.twitter.com/S56FAOZ2Ur — Melissa (@Melissa_Jean13) June 18, 2015
Dating my heating pad tonight after moving hay last night #eventerproblems
— Hollyn Mangione (@clotheshorseeq) June 18, 2015
What’s missing in this photo? One of Pi’s brand new shoes that he just got on MONDAY…. A photo posted by Kate Drake (@katedrakevt) on
That moment your pinny come undone and flaps around like a cape. #supereventer #eventerproblems #eventing A photo posted by Jorie Lee Sage (@jorieleesage) on
Apparently I ride too much @prochaps_equestrian #timefornewones #eventerproblems #whyaretheysoexpensive A photo posted by Buxton Equestrian (@buxtonequestrian) on
Bee sting? That’s easy: poultice and a standing wrap. #eventerproblems #aintnobodygottimeforbeestings #ponyclub A photo posted by @cdales on
What’s YOUR problem? Tweet it, Instagram it or share it on Facebook with the hashtag #EventerProblems for inclusion in the next edition of this series.
Go Eventing!