#EventerProblems: Part XI

Unlike week-old leftover Chinese takeout and the Jurassic Park franchise, some things get better the second time around. And the third time. And the fourth time. And especially — as illustrated here — the 11th time.

Here are 20 more #EventerProblems only people as demented as you guys will understand.

If you missed them: Part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV, Part V, Part VI, Part VII, Part VIII, Part IX, Part X.

When you pick distances that make your instructor and the baby Jesus weep #eventerproblems #leftoneout #longspot

— Romily Bernard (@RomilyBernard) June 29, 2015

Losing weight the same way your horse does: longer trot sets, more collection work and smaller meals. #EventerProblems

— 3 Day Addict (@EventerProblems) June 29, 2015

#eventerproblems @eventingnation forgot my sunscreen but didn’t forget my horse’s sunscreen! pic.twitter.com/OhJpM0km1K

— Kelly Parsons (@KellyBear172) June 29, 2015

When horses decide to play the turn-me-out-and-I-will-run game… It turns into DEFCON 5 for the working students. #EventerProblems

— Sunny (@SunnyGreene1) June 28, 2015

Stealing carrots for her horse at the competitors meal #eventerproblems pic.twitter.com/mPRTpj0qmv

— Lindsey Stevenson (@l_stevenson_) June 28, 2015

Woke up panicked thinking it was July 8th and I missed the opening date of Richland #eventerproblems

— Kailey Giancola (@kaileygcola) June 27, 2015

That same injury you always get taking out studs #funtimes #eventerproblems @eventingnation @prairiestm pic.twitter.com/viozKe2B51

— Erin (@emurray113) June 27, 2015

Hopefully my mom doesn’t notice that there’s a bit in the dish washer #eventerproblems #horseownerproblems

— Ryleigh and Cruz (@sandreventing) June 26, 2015

Dressage, gallop and acupuncture day for #TheJ (#spoiled)

A photo posted by Victoria Law (@dvmeventer) on Jun 29, 2015 at 10:18am PDT

Three dead students and one pooped trainer lol! Congrats to all VSE students on a great event today 🙂 #vonsackseneventing #eventing #eventerproblems #stonegatefarm

A photo posted by Allie Blyskal-Sacksen (@asacksen) on Jun 28, 2015 at 5:49pm PDT

When youre 5’4 and you’re tacking up an 18h horse… #eventerproblems #teamtackshoppe

A photo posted by Skye (@skylardana) on Jun 27, 2015 at 3:51pm PDT

Pensive Fleur as I explain how the log jump with a massive creek behind it is going to ridden tomorrow on cross country. In the rain! #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Julie Clark (@clarkeventing) on Jun 27, 2015 at 3:29pm PDT

Sick joke Iron League #eventerproblems #meetironleague #mostfamoushorseinmaryland #blending #slightlyimpressed

A photo posted by Courtney Sendak (@dgeventing) on Jun 27, 2015 at 2:47pm PDT

Sometimes you get a flat tire going to school XC – then you learn how to change a tire! #eventerproblems #insanityinthemiddle #barrington #equestrianproblems

A photo posted by @etobin89 on Jun 27, 2015 at 1:07pm PDT

Finding the shade #summergoals #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Sarah Vogler (@sevogler) on Jun 27, 2015 at 12:18pm PDT

Working hard or hardly working? #eventerproblems #eventinglive #chatthills #coaching #hammock #camping

A photo posted by Redbud Farm Equestrian (@redbudequestrian) on Jun 27, 2015 at 6:15am PDT

packed an Irish knit, cooler, and two extra rain sheets for horse. forgot to bring anything warm or waterproof for self. #eventerproblems #horseshowmorning

A photo posted by Carly Starkey (@poorwomanshowing) on Jun 27, 2015 at 5:36am PDT

*actual conversation* Do we have anymore frozen pizzas? Yeah, they’re underneath Pokeys ice boots….. Doesn’t everybody’s freezer look like this?? Hmm… #eventerproblems #horseshowseason

A photo posted by Elly Mae Burgstrum (@89farmgirl) on Jun 26, 2015 at 7:27pm PDT

Because it’s show day… I think this filter really brings out the mud #itstooearly #horseproblems #eventerproblems #kpwn #ontheforestboarding

A photo posted by On the Forest Boarding Ltd (@ontheforesthorses) on Jun 26, 2015 at 9:47am PDT

when your horse jumps so big over ground poles that he rips his bellboot and shoe off in the first 5 minutes @goeventing #eventerproblems #heliosmas #eventer #warmblood #damnhorse

A photo posted by Sarah Moyer (@sarahmelinda) on Jun 26, 2015 at 9:36am PDT

What’s YOUR problem? Tweet it, Instagram it or share it on Facebook with the hashtag #EventerProblems for inclusion in the next edition of this series.

Go Eventing!