Not quite sure how to break the news of your hefty Christmas list to Santa this year? We rewrote the lyrics to “Santa Baby” for your convenience.
Tip: Most effective when sung while in your best Marilyn Monroe voice — or if you’re into duets, you can sing along with me here: WylieSingsSantaBaby. Here goes!
Santa Baby, slip a stallion under the tree, for me.
Been an awful good girl, Santa baby,
So hurry down the hayloft tonight.
Santa baby, an ’13 F350 too,
In blue.
With a tow package dear,
Santa baby, so hurry down the hayloft tonight.
Think of all the trainers’ butts I’ve kissed,
Think of all the distances I haven’t missed,
Next year I’m sure this could be me,
If you’ll check off my Christmas list.
Santa baby, I wanna rig and really that’s not
so big,
Been an angel all year,
Santa baby, so hurry down the hayloft tonight.
Santa honey, there’s one thing I really do need,
The deed
To a Wellington farm,
Santa honey, so hurry down the hayloft tonight.
Santa cutie, I need a hot stablehand named Tex,
And checks.
Sign your ‘X’ on the line,
Santa cutie, and hurry down the hayloft tonight.
Come and leave my horse a snack,
A lifetime supply of supplements from SmartPak,
I really do believe in you,
Let’s see if you believe in me.
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing,
A ring.
I don’t mean on the phone.
Santa baby, so hurry down the hayloft tonight.
Hurry down the hayloft tonight.
Hurry, tonight.
Happy Holidays, and Go Eventing!
