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Best of Craigslist: Just for Laughs

Need a giggle? These Craigslist ads are sure to make you chuckle.

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MAGICAL HORSE

 

Hello, this is my lovely horse legacy. He has been in my family for 5 years. He truly is a wonderful creature. At night, his mane glows like the brightest of juptiers moons. It is what we in the horse world call “magical”. I give him daily protein shakes to make sure he countinues to grow big and strong. I don’t know when he’ll stop growing, he’ll probably countinue to until his time comes. Please be prepared to accommodate a horse the size of a small tank if you plan on keeping him for more then a month. I feed him a strict diet of cucumbers and horseradish. Some people say that it’s sick to feed a horse horseradish, but sense horse radish doesn’t actually have horse in it, I’m sure it’s ok.
800 OBO if you have any albino chickens we may be able to negotiate. Or 800 dollars worth of Fred Meyers gift cards so I can countinue to buy horseradish for my other horse.
In order to ensure your not spam, please say “you have a magnificent stead on your hands I’d like to obtain. I’m pretty sure no telephone operator from overseas can say that correctly.
  • Location: Anchorage
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

 

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Idiot dog to any home

$20 to cover cost of electric training collar. This dog is a North American Black and Tan Jackass, 2 years old and has ADHD. Likes to dig. Will dig his own water bowls. He will eat any kind of food or non-foods. In the past he has eaten and returned: two pig-shaped corn holders, pencils (found metal and eraser), matchbox cars, a spoon, everything out of the compost bin, and a diamond necklace. He’s REALLY friendly and will hump any dog or small child he can find. Yes, he’s neutered. Excellent jumper. Would be a great foxhunter if he was a horse. Can not walk in a straight line. Can not be walked in town. He will have a meltdown; yipping, spinning, and working himself up so much that he will collapse from the sheer mental exhaustion that comes from walking to the corner store. Will not bark at strangers in your home. Attention span maxes out at 4 seconds. Not food, toy, clicker, or praise motivated. You can watch his brain shut off. His eyes go vacant in a blink. Pulls. Pulls HARD. Wear gloves while working with him. I have lost skin from the leash being ripped from my hands. Will respond to shock collar beep and occasionally vibrate settings. Ignores shock setting. If you are interested in adopting Dingus, let me know. I’ll leave him attached to the mailbox for pickup.
In case you haven’t guessed, this ad is for venting purposes only. You should have seen how bad he was as a puppy.

  • Location: Loudoun
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

 

 

 

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2 Dozen Free Goats

I have 2 dozen goats I need to get rid of. I had no idea raising goats would be this hard. These little bastards keep eating all my wife’s flowers and climbing on our ******* cars. Nobody told me they were such good climbers. The first person to get these damn goats out of here can have them.
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Show EN Your Ink: Reader Submissions

We recently asked you to send in your horse-inspired tattoos, and the response has been overwhelming. We will be posting your photos in several reader submission posts over the next few weeks. Would you like to show off your ink? Send a photo to [email protected]

EN reader Chelsie Kosir's first tattoo. We wouldn't recommend any other way to go the first time around! EN reader Chelsie Kosir's first tattoo. We wouldn't recommend any other way to go the first time around!

We’re back with another installment of reader submitted tattoos to show off. I am sitting over here getting lots of inspiration for a new tattoo, so I hope you all enjoy these as much as I am.

Brittnie Chidsey sent us a photo of her horse-inspired tattoos. “My mom grew up riding, and had my sister on horses before either of us could walk. My little sister was actually the first person in our family to get a tattoo at age 18, and she quickly convinced our Mother and me to go with her for her second piece of ink. Each of us now has a tattoo dedicated to horses. My sister, Hillary, has her favorite horse’s name on her wrist as a memorial (he passed away after a freak pasture accident–but they had competed through training when she was 13 and he was 8, 6 yrs before). My mom has a knot design (I believe its celtic, but I’m not positive) of a horse and woman rider on her ankle. And lastly, I have a modified celtic knot/triptec of 3 horses on my thigh. Each is a little different, representing the slightly differ ‘hairstyles’ of each phase of eventing.”

Photo from Brittnie Chidsey.

Photo from Brittnie Chidsey.

Brandi Williams sent us her colorful tattoo, “three horseshoes (with some flair). One for each phase!”

Photo from Brandi Williams.

Photo from Brandi Williams.

One of my personal favorites from this go-round comes from Kayla Muller. “I am an eventer from Maryland. I am the barn manager and assistant trainer at Fox Hill Eventing. Last year, the working students at the time, one of which was Rebecca Stewart, who has already been featured, and my self decided we were getting tattoos that same day, I believe the quote was “Let’s get tattoos!….. Tonight.” Famous last words. Needless to say we all got some form of ink and will always remember that crazy horse loving friendship we formed. And I may have taken EN’s motto a little too literally? Once an eventer, always an eventer.”

Photo from Kayla Muller.

Photo from Kayla Muller.

Kelley Shetter-Ruiz sent us a photo of her impressive back piece. “I am both a horse trainer and yoga instructor.  I got this tattoo when I started my own business.  I use the body awareness and alignment that one develops practicing yoga with the fundamentals of riding to better connect horse and rider.  My tattoo is an image of a horse with the yoga symbol OM on its hind quarters.”

Photo from Kelley Shetter-Ruiz.

Photo from Kelley Shetter-Ruiz.

I always am amazed by the intricacy of some of these tattoos, so this next one absolutely blew me away. Jen Bishop wrote in with a photo of her amazing tribal horse tattoo. “My tattoo isn’t a traditional horse.  I got this tribal horse to represent many different things in my life.  The tiki mask is in honor of my ottb, Tiki! The other stuff is symbolic for different things, family, etc.  It’s still my favorite one!”

Photo with Jen Bishop.

Photo with Jen Bishop.

 

 

 

 

 

Clemson University: Kim Severson Clinic Recap

Collegiate eventing is a growing sport among college athletes, offering an alternative to the traditional hunter/jumper, saddleseat and western options typically seen in athletic programs. The Clemson University Eventing Team recently hosted a clinic with Kim Severson and kindly sent us this recap. Do you have a tip about a college team or rider? Email [email protected].

Clemson riders learning from the best. Clemson riders learning from the best.

From Christina Kearse, Leigh Casaceli, and Sarah Rains:

Last month the Clemson Intercollegiate Eventing Team hosted a clinic with three time Rolex winner and Olympic Silver medalist Kim Severson at Stoneridge Equestrian Center in Liberty, SC. We had seventeen riders ranging from the Beginner Novice to Intermediate level.

The first day of the clinic focused on show jumping. Kim set up several exercises including a line of three bounces, an angled one stride, and a two stride to two stride oxer line. Each exercise demanded accuracy, straightness, and often repetition in order for horse and rider to correctly achieve the task at hand. Kim created a desire within each rider to strive for perfection when completing the exercise, but also demonstrated the importance of making mistakes to find our weaknesses and to better our riding. For those riding lazier horses, Kim stressed forwardness from the second we ask the horse to canter, as we travel through the turn, and right up to the base of the jump. Kim demonstrated the importance of the rider correctly supporting and guiding the horse through these exercises, which helped form a strong foundation for our cross country ride the following day.

Practicing exercises laid out by Kim Severson.

Practicing exercises laid out by Kim Severson.

The second day of the clinic was spent on the cross country course. Before going over any jumps, riders were first tested on their feel of their horse’s speed. Kim set up a pre-metered track and asked riders to travel at a set speed until they reached the one-minute marker. The rider was not allowed to use a watch and therefore had to determine their horse’s pace by feel. We then began jumping four or five jumps in mini courses to again practice pace and moving forward in between fences.  Kim added technical elements by using stadium jumps around the ditch and water complex, which utilized the same skills we practiced in the ring and enforced accuracy and precision. One of the key points that Kim stressed was the importance of practice. Both the repetition and versatility of the exercises allowed the riders to give their horses the tools to perform at the best of their ability.

Cross country day with Kim Severson.

Cross country day with Kim Severson. 

Kim knew when to push and challenge a horse and rider pair, and she knew when to give them a mental brake and praise them for the small accomplishments and progress they made. There were many pats for each horse as well as smiles for each rider. Everyone was tested mentally and physically in their abilities, but Kim also used each situation as a positive learning experience. Thank you Kim for spending the weekend with the Clemson Intercollegiate Eventing Team and for sharing your abundant knowledge and love of the sport with us!

Here is some footage from the clinic for your viewing pleasure:

Saturday Links from Tipperary

All packed up and ready to go! Doug Payne and Co. on their way to warmer climate for the winter. All packed up and ready to go! Doug Payne and Co. on their way to warmer climate for the winter.

This week, a $70M Powerball ticket was sold in Missouri. While I failed to purchase a ticket, I immediately began fantasizing about what I would do with the jackpot if I were to win. Plans include a whirlwind horse shopping trip (and maybe a couple of cars for the loyal boyfriend) and a rig twice as big as Doug’s shown above! If only it were that easy. While I am waiting for my lottery winning dream to come to fruition, I will continue stalking perusing the web for photos of sunny beaches and shiny horses.

Saturday Links

Horse & Hound recaps the top 20 BE eventing horses.

Protecting veterinary students from horse-related injuries. 

3D printed horse shoes?

Purdue University will welcome a new state of the art equine hospital.

Breeders’ Cup Juvenile winner New Year’s Day has been retired.

Does your horse have unusual eating habits?

Saturday Video:

The USEF Network put together a playlist consisting of their top videos from 2013. Coming in at the number one spot is Andrew Nicholson and Quimbo’s stellar cross country round from this year’s Rolex.

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Cross-Country: In-Hand Division

 

Courtney Cooper just found a new horse: Vendi.  He is a 4-year-old 16.2h Irish Sport Horse gelding sourced through Richard Sheane (of Cooley Sport Horses) in Ireland.  As you can see in the video, Vendi thinks that this cross country stuff is pretty cool!  Irish banks, ditches, and water on the lunge?  With no lunge whip either?  I’m super impressed!

From Horse Nation: 4 Games to Play with Horse People

Our friends over at Horse Nation have been having an awful lot of fun lately, and the EN chinchillas decided to join in. So, anyone up for a round of Horse Show Bingo?

 

From Horse Nation:

4 Games to play with horse people

Horse Nation’s blogger-from-down-under Carrot Top devises some strategies for turning our pain and suffering into amusement.

From Carrot Top:

Horse Show Bingo

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This can easily be customised to suit the horse show in question (eg: for a dressage show, use ‘competitor cramming test at float’ or ‘imported WB’; for a 3DE, ‘matchy matchy XC gear’ or ‘horse doing its nut in the dressage ring because it wants to get to jumping already’).

 

Vet Bill Guessing Game

This is designed to alleviate a negative situation with humour. You start when someone receives a vet bill. Everyone else has to guess how much it was for by asking simple questions.

‘Did it happen on a public holiday?’

‘How many stitches?’

‘Which vet clinic do you use?’

‘Was blood taken?’

I’ve played this many times, both as a receiver of a vet bill and a guesser, and it never fails to amuse.

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What’s Your Number?

This is another guessing game; you have to guess how many horses someone owns asking only yes or no questions.

‘Can you ever afford to eat out?’

‘Did you get your first horse as a child?’

‘Have you bought new clothes for yourself in the past six months?’

Note: I’ve never actually tried this game, for lack of a willing participant. If someone could do a road test for me and report back, that would be great.

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Horse Show Drinking* Game

For two or more players: sit in the stands and take a drink every time a pre-determined situation arises (eg: whenever a horse swishes its tail in resistance; whenever someone uses a certain bit; whenever someone knocks a pole).

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*When I say drinking, I know we’re all thinking of red cordial, aren’t we. Aren’t we?

Go Riding.

 

Carrot Top is a photo shy Australian who likes horses, riding of all disciplines, and colourful mis-matched socks. She and her mother each own 1 ½ horses (one cheeky young gelding, one wise older mare and another mare who frequently disproves the “crazy chestnut mare” stereotype). When Carrot Top’s family, friends, colleagues, strangers she meets on buses etc. have all tired of hearing about her horses, she turns to her blog Little Bay Horse. She was a horse-less horse-mad girl all through childhood, got her first horse at age 21 and has been making up for lost time ever since.

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Building Autumn Hill: The Barn

We’ve been following along with Katie Murphy and her husband Roger — who just won the Amateur Groom Award at the USEA Convention! — as they build their dream farm in New Hampshire. Today, Katie walks us through developing the barn. Feel free to send any questions to Katie at [email protected].

From Katie:

After years of working out of a 1790’s converted cattle barn, I knew exactly what I hoped to achieve when building a barn for our horses and business at Autumn Hill Farm. The list was not long, but it revolved around safety and convenience. The barn at Huckleberry Farm, where I grew up, was a beautiful old English barn. A small foot print, though three stories high, the barn was originally used for a smaller working farm, then converted to a pottery studio, a dog kennel, and finally an area for horses with make-shift stalls. After years of having horses in the barn, and realizing the sad truth that this was not a phase for their daughter, my parents installed traditional stalls and removed the wall of glass used for the pottery spinning area. It was a great barn, and with the history came traits that often can not be replicated with modern day construction (without substantial expense). The barn was entirely post and beam. The massive, hand- hewn timbers were locked together with hand-carved pegs. The barn breathed beautifully, and maintained a temperature balance throughout the year: warm(ish) in the winter – at least by NH standards – and cool in the summer. Most importantly, all our animals loved it.

That old barn watched me grow over three decades. In other to prove my absolute desire to have a pony, my parents had me work towards pony-ownership for many years. The barn’s red shingles watched closely as I walked our dog and brought the cat in for the night. I’m sure the barn laughed heartily as I chased our many chickens around the yard, eager to bring them to safety from the evening’s prowling visitors. And, I bet the barn wavered bets on how many times I would replace our rabbit’s frozen dish of water with warm water during the cold winter evenings. Our barn grew with us, and together, we adapted to one another.

When we purchased Autumn Hill Farm, we planned to convert the lovely historic 28′ x 30′ barn to include four stalls with the back area as a tack and grain space. After several estimates, we learned not only was this more expensive then we expected, but it would cost nearly the same amount to build a 6-stall barn due to necessary alterations to the post and beam frame. I also did not care to ruin the beautiful structure – it is a lovely barn.

So the barn planning began. Location was key – we wanted the structure to blend in with the property, not detract from the inherent beauty of the historic home and barn. I also wanted the roof seam to run the same direction as the oldest portion of the house. After years of admiring old farmsteads, I noticed that house and barn roof lines ran the same direction. There were other details we were careful to include so it would compliment the rest of the property. Due to the new expense, we planned to build a barn as economically as possible. Here is how we did it:

• We shopped around. Same specs, different companies and contractors. The company we chose was nearly 1/2 the cost of one of our other quotes.

• We avoided a cement foundation, and poured cement only in the aisle, tack and grain areas.

• We did not install a weight-bearing loft. We store the hay in the historic barn -good for fire and dust concerns. Even better because it saved us $10-15K.

• We used a simple cut, vertical plank board for the exterior so it would eventually weather as the historic barn has. It’s also one of the cheapest materials available.

• Universal windows – the windows in each stall, grain room and tack room are all the same. Insulated windows in the tack room would have been nice, but they would have distracted from the barn – and they were more expensive.

• We did not include an exterior door to the tack room. More money saved. For 25 years I have slid one massive barn door when unloading hay, grain and shavings. I can do it again. And, I didn’t want an exterior door to distract from the property’s feel.

• Drainage – we used compacted stone dust in the stalls. It was cheaper then concrete and drains beautifully. No smell! My parent’s barn is partial concrete and wood flooring. Despite continuous cleaning, the concrete smells in the summer, and the wood eventually rots due to urine locked beneath the mats.

• Big stalls – All stalls are 12′ x 12′. Our old stalls were substantially smaller (remember, kennel converted to stalls). One stall has solid walls for the horse that needs private time.

• Versatility – All the stalls could be expanded to larger stalls for foaling or rehabilitation. They can also be removed entirely to convert the barn to an open area (versatility of the space for re-sale value).

• Easy and safe stalls: All the stalls have bars in the front and along the upper half of the separating walls (aside from the one noted above). If a horse kicks and breaks the wood, we remove it and slide a new board in. Easy! The doors are on sliders with a convenient locking system that is safe, efficient, and secure. The sliding door and above the bucket area both have a small window that can be opened for easy feeding and watering, and pleasant greetings.

• The 14′ x 12′ grain room could be used as a 7th stall if need be. Brace yourself, Roger…

• The 14′ x 12′ tack room is insulated and finished in tongue and groove paneling. I am so excited to have a space to hang my equipment, instead of storing it in the old sheep’s stall and my trailer.

• Water – Water was brought from the house line, which connects to the historic barn. Working off an existing, and closer, water line also saved us money. We have two frost-free hydrants: in the aisle alongside the tack area (perfect connection for our water heater) and outside near the paddocks. We would have loved to do automatic waterers, but it was money we could not spend.

• Roof – We chose a metal roof to continue the theme of the property. We treated the barn to a protective metal sealant.

• Ceiling – A white metal ceiling was installed far above the stalls. This helps with lighting, and you don’t view the trusses.

• Lighting – We do not have electricity yet. After getting a few quotes, that project will begin after the holidays. (I would LOVE to hear what you have used!) Until then, Roger, the horses and I work beneath the moon or with lanterns. Light carries very well in this barn!

 

The farm is finally complete. Roger and I brought the horses to Autumn Hill Farm, and together in their separate paddocks, Garth and Deszi pranced around their new playgrounds. Our family is now together, all within view. Making this house a home, for us and our animals, has been a whirlwind of activity, surprises, and stress. Now that it is all behind us, we are eager to see this new barn age alongside us. Many dreams, goals and life lessons will be born and raised at Autumn Hill Farm, and we can’t wait to see what the future holds. Very few are able to witness their dreams become reality before their own eyes – this is a dream come true for me. To say that I am grateful, fortunate, or lucky does not convey the immense appreciation I have for our life at this very special property, and how it humbles me every day.

Thank you for riding along with us!

Inspiration Friday: Just A Horse

For my second installment of Inspiration Friday, I’m giving you a video that every single one of us understand. How many times have you heard from your “regular” friends that it’s just a horse, that it’s just a competition? Every day, when I explain that yes, I do have to go do the barn chores AGAIN, and yes, I do have to run home to change the blankets when the weather warms up, and yes, I do have to ride today also, I know in my heart that all the everyday nagging annoyances are worth it, even if it’s for just a horse. For all the effort I put in, I know that all of my best moments are also with just a horse.

Joan Davis: Meet Smartie aka Palmerston North

Joan Davis of Flatlandsfoto sent us this fun story of rescued event horse Palmerston North, “Smartie.” Smartie was saved from a bad situation, and has returned to his true love of jumping and eventing. Many thanks to Joan for sharing, and thank you for reading. All photos used with permission.

 

Smartie, photo by Flatlandsfoto

 

From Joan:

In August of 2013, my farrier told me about a good horse in a rough situation. This is something he has done, several times a year for the past 20 years. My response is always the same – we don’t need any more horses! My husband Tom and I have an eventing barn in Area 1 where he trains horses and teaches riders to event. I work as a photographer at many of the USEA events. On average we have 12 horses on our payroll, a number of which our students can take out eventing. I have no idea what made me listen this time as the last thing we needed was another mouth to feed (and feet to shoe) but I couldn’t be happier that I did!

Tom contacted the horse’s owner and was told that he was a 13 yr old NZL TB who had been purchased through a New Jersey Hunter/Jumper barn. Her life had changed and she no longer had time to ride. He was being well cared for but was in a barn with no turn out which is never a good thing for a horse bred to gallop. In addition, it appears it had been several years since he had had any kind of regular exercise. She did mention that she was told he had done some eventing in Canada with a previous owner. This was on a Friday as we were packing to leave for an event on Saturday morning. The following Monday morning we hitched up the trailer and picked him up sight unseen.

Now while my farrier is a western guy, he was a long time race track farrier and knows a quality TB when he sees one. I shouldn’t have been surprised by what a lovely horse this was… However he was going to be a bit of a rehab project. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a horse weave with the zest he did, but after 48 hours and some turn out he settled in quite nicely.

His previous owner didn’t know his eventing name but his halter said “Palmerston North.” For kicks I checked the USEA database and found a horse by that name that I had photographed in 2009. After consulting my photos, there was no doubt that it was him. Going back into the archived USEA records, it has Palmerston North as being imported in 2006. He was competed by Kyle Carter in his second event in this country and then ridden by Will Coleman his next couple events. He finished 3rd in the P division at Millbrook with Will in 2007. After that he competed with a young rider through the CCI* level, never incurring any XC jump penalties in this country. After that it is a mystery.

We started him back under saddle slowly as he had no strength or muscle tone. He wanted to be a bit naughty at first but went straight to work when given a job to do. He looked like a kid on Christmas morning for his first jump school. No matter what fence/scary box/liverpool he was pointed at he said YAY JUMPING! He was even more excited (but very ride-able) for his first XC school here at the farm. He finished over the “big ditch,” which had a skinny roll top on the landing side set up to school a half coffin question. He walked up to the ditch and popped it, looking to the skinny on the landing side as if to say “This too?”

Come October we thought it might be fun to enter him in a schooling event to see how he handled being on the road. Like everything else, he was a star. We stopped at Denny Emerson’s farm for a lesson the day before the event and he was thrilled to show his stuff – skinnies – slices – ditches – banks – water – no problem! We didn’t do much with him but everything he was asked, he did perfectly. The day of the event he was a bit of a wild man in the dressage warm up but kept it together in the ring (stay in the white box stay in the white box stay in the white box). You could see he was in his element on XC and SJ was just a walk in the park.

Who knows what 2014 will bring for Smartie but my guess is that you will see him out and about in Area 1 galloping XC with a big grin on his face!

Smartie at Groton House in 2009.  Photo by Hoofpix

Smartie at Groton House in 2009. Photo by Hoofpix

Smartie warming up for Dressage at the Hitching Post Schooling Event in October.  Photo by Flatlandsfoto

Smartie competing at Hitching Post Farm in October 2013. Photo by Flatlandsfoto

Friday News & Notes from FLAIR Nasal Strips

Good morning! I hope your holiday hangover is receding. I’m still working on mine! Great news coming out of the Colleen Rutledge camp today. Colleen’s husband, Brian, sent us our lead photo today, where you can see that Colleen has officially been cleared to ride by her doctor. As we all know, as soon as we hear those words, we make a beeline for the saddle, which is exactly what Colleen did!

Friday News:

Are you as overwhelmed as I am when shopping for a new cooler? I used to think wool was the best option, but then I discovered that there were countless other options for styles and material. Thankfully, I stumbled upon an article on Practical Horseman that gives some tips on what to look for when choosing a cooler. [How Do I Select a New Cooler?]

In some sad news, 2009 Belmont Stakes winner Summer Bird has passed away. The 7-year-old Thoroughbred suffered a bout of colic that proved too difficult to overcome. Summer Bird was standing at stud in Japan at the time of his death. [Summer Bird Passes Away]

Showjumper Georgina Bloomberg has given birth to her first child. Born on Christmas Eve, Jasper Michael Brown Quintana was born in New York weighing 7.7 pounds. The child almost certainly has horses in his future, as Georgina’s boyfriend is Argentinian showjumper  Ramiro Quaintana. [Welcome Baby Bloomberg]

New Zealand is the latest country to hop on board with Express Eventing. Currently, the Equestrian Sports New Zealand is working on a set of rules and guidelines to govern the compressed version of the sport. Express Eventing started in Britain and has been a hit, especially in areas where space is more limited and spectators are needed. [Express Eventing Coming to New Zealand?]

Andrew Nicholson certainly is having a good holiday. He finished another impeccable season in 2013 atop the HSBC Rankings. He received a $50,000 HSBC Rankings bonus, his second bonus in as many years. Can anyone stop him? I’m beginning to think not! [Nicholson Celebrates HSBC Bonus]

Best of the Blogs:

Deanna Castro writes about three simple training techniques for your horse.

Lauren Keeton: Will you make it happen?

Friday Video Break:

This makes my artistic skills look non-existent. Ok, maybe they were non-existent to begin with, but this makes me feel even worse!

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