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7 Little Girls Freaking Out Because They Got a Horse For Christmas

Combing YouTube for videos of surprise Christmas horses is a much-beloved holiday tradition here at Nation Media. Grab some tissues and cry along!

From squealing to screaming to sobbing to standing frozen in a state of shock, these reactions to getting The Best Present Ever are priceless.

First up, we’ve got the happy weepers:

And the surprised squealer:

And the girl who just can’t stop jumping up and down:

And the  one who is stunned speechless:

And last but not least, because you’re never too old to be a horse-crazy little girl:

Merry Christmas. Go Eventing.

Christmas Sunday Links from One K Helmets

#NailedIt. Photo by Leslie Wylie. #NailedIt. Photo by Leslie Wylie.

Merry Christmas, Eventing Nation! I hope you unwrap a present today that is even half as cool as the Secret Santa gift I received from longtime Nation Media writer/illustrator extraordinaire Lindsey Kahn: a Noble Outfitters Wine Down Hoof Pick.

Without further ado because it’s Christmas, y’all, and I’ve got mimosas to drink, here are your links:

12 ponies of Christmas: gelding found in sorry state has bright future

Rescued Shetland Mr Chips finds a home in time for Christmas

Pets provide valuable support to those with mental health problems, study suggests

Steady Eddie Proves It’s Not Always About The Money

Horse racing, pari-mutuel operations face challenges

Go Eventing.

Sport Horse Nation Spotlight: Four Horses for $10k or Less

In the market for a new four-legged partner? You may find your unicorn on our sister site, Sport Horse Nation. To help with the search, we’re going to feature a selection of current listings here on EN each week. We’re all feeling the strain of our pocketbooks after the holiday season, so this week we’re featuring four horses listed for less than $10,000 (it’s just a coincidence that three of them are gray). We’ve included the ad copy provided; click the links for videos, pricing and contact information.

Sweet Indulgence. Photo courtesy Katie Marquette via Sport Horse Nation.

Sweet Indulgence. Photo courtesy Katie Marquette via Sport Horse Nation.

Sweet TB/Percheron Cross – Elegant Mover!

SWEET INDULGENCE (“CANDY”). 2003 ½ TB ½ Percheron Cross, 16.2h. Candy is an incredibly sweet, obedient horse just looking for the right partner! She is an adaptable horse and could do very well in a number of disciplines. She is an elegant mover and has even won some local 1st level dressage shows. Although she has not been jumping consistently in recent years, she is extremely brave to fences and is a tidy jumper. With experience and training, she will excel at whatever job you give her. She is safe enough for a beginner, but talented enough to challenge a more experienced rider. Sound, no stable vices. She is just waiting for the right person to give her the one-on-one attention she needs to reach her full potential!

Located in Maryland.

Flirtin’ With The Truth. Photo courtesy of Katrina via Sport Horse Nation.

Flirtin’ With The Truth. Photo courtesy of Katrina via Sport Horse Nation.

Training level eventer

Flirtin’ With The Truth (barn name: Jane) is a 15.3 hand 2008 chestnut Thoroughbred mare. Jane is a fantastic jumper with a perfect eye over fences. She is idiot proof on cross country, and has an excellent instinct over fences. Jane has evented at rated events for a couple of seasons, and has completed several rated events at the Training level, including a 6th place finish at JumpSstart Horse Trials. She is a cross country machine and a good show jumper with tidy knees. She is brave and solid on cross country, and could easily move up to Preliminary. She is point and shoot; you can just lean forward and hang onto the mane and she will figure it out for you.
Jane is sired by the well-regarded advanced event stallion, Salute the Truth, and was bred strictly for sport; she is not even registered with The Jockey Club, and certainly never went to the track.

As a yearling and two year old, Jane was shown in three Future Event Horse Competitions on the East coast, placing 1st, 3rd, and 4th in those competitions.

Jane is sound and healthy, and wears only plain front shoes and has never had a joint injection.

Jane is a steal and a great buy for the purchaser on a budget who needs a sound and healthy Training level cross country machine. She is in work and ready to go, current on all care.

Located in West Virginia.

Apple of My Iris. Photo courtesy of Jackie Gilbert via Sport Horse Nation.

Apple of My Iris. Photo courtesy of Jackie Gilbert via Sport Horse Nation.

Apple of my Iris- Lovely mare with miles of potential!

“Apple of my Iris” is a lovely grey Swedish mare. This 12 year old, 16.1 hand floaty mover has natural balance and athleticism over fences. Iris has mileage as an intercollegiate horse and low level hunter/jumper. She has jumped up to 3’6” and could easily be an exceptional dressage horse. Iris would also be a capable eventer, but needs a confident ride on cross country as she just needs more exposure.

Iris is for sale because her young rider just doesn’t have time for her and is going away to college. Iris has been out of consistent work and will require a very tactful and quiet rider to bring her back to work. Iris is a sensitive horse, but wants to please. She would do best with an experienced young rider or someone that has the assistance of a trainer for several months. She will be a fantastic project for someone on a budget looking for that talented horse to bring home the ribbons!

Iris trailers, cross ties, clips, bathes, braids and is fantastic on the ground. This sweet, in your pocket mare is located in Hamilton, MA. Please e-mail or call Jackie with questions or to make an appointment to meet Iris.

Located in Massachusetts.

Wright Rendezvous. Photo courtesy of Pat Dale via Sport Horse Nation.

Wright Rendezvous. Photo courtesy of Pat Dale via Sport Horse Nation.

Big Grey Well Started

Have you been looking for a tall grey gelding? 16.2++ 2008 TB G. Something who has been in a Professional Program for 2 years, well made on flat and excellent jump education, good feet sound with no vices or issues.Some LL unrecognized outings and good XC schools? ..Well this is your lucky day…Wright Rendezvous (JC name) aka Frankly is now available for sale….Stunning mover would be well received in Dressage, H/J or Eventing arenas. Scope and jump talent… He was bought as an investment horse to be resold……Ready to go…excellent shipper in super condition…Serious buyers only.

Located in Maryland.

Listings included in this article are randomly selected and confirmed to be current and active before inclusion. Sport Horse Nation features user-generated content and therefore cannot verify or make any warranty as to the validity or reliability of information.

Best of HN: An Equestrian Christmas Carol Collection

Photo via Pete Markham/Creative Commons Photo via Pete Markham/Creative Commons

It’s a time-honored Horse Nation holiday tradition to gather ’round the tack room, dole out the eggnog and partake in some Christmas caroling — equestrian style. Here are a few of our favorite tunes:

O Come All Ye Horse Poor

(to the tune of “O Come All Ye Faithful”)

O come all ye horse-poor

Broke and without money

O come ye, o come ye and look at your bills.

Come, let us count them, figure up the total:

O here is your board bill

And here is your farrier

And here is your vet bill,

The greatest of all!

(Full lyrics here)


George Morris Is Coming To Town

(to the tune of “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”)

You better watch out

You better not cry

Better not pout

I’m telling you why

George Morris is coming to town.

He’s watching your horse

And checking it twice:

You’re gonna find out if

it’s really that nice.

George Morris is coming to town.

(Full lyrics here)


What Shoe Is This

(to the tune of “What Child Is This”)

What shoe is this which I have found

out in the muddy pasture?

It must have fallen off someone,

which means the hoof’s a disaster.

Why, why must you play all day

And rip your shoes off all the way?

Now, now I must find the one

who’s left this shoe behind them.

(Full lyrics here)


Bed the Stalls

(to the tune of “Deck the Halls”)

Bed the stalls with bales of shavings!

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Even though your back is aching

Fa la la la la, la la la la

When you’re done, the horses will poop

Fa la la, la la la, la la la

Just one more thing for you to scoop.

Fa la la la la la, la la la la!

(Full lyrics here)


Gray Show Horse

(to the tune of “White Christmas”)

I’m dreaming of a gray show horse

Because I bathed him yesterday.

The show’s today,

so will he stay

as clean and bright as I pray?

(Full lyrics here)


Horses Loose

(to the tune of “Jingle Bells”)

Dashing through the snow

With a grain bucket in my hand

Down the road I go

This ain’t what I had planned!

The hoof prints lead this way

I hope I’m on the trail

Was that a distant neigh?

And a flash of waving tail?

Oh, horses loose, horses loose

Horses over there

Oh what fun it is to chase

Your horses everywhere!

Horses loose, horses loose

Horses can’t be found

Oh how much I love to chase

My horses all around.

(Full lyrics here)


It Came Completely From Nowhere

(to the tune of “It Came Upon A Midnight Clear”)

It came completely from nowhere

That giant, enormous buck.

And now I’m lying here on the ground —

Yes, this would be my luck.

My horse was schooling oh so well,

just perfect in every way.

But then he arched his back and bucked

And left me here to stay.

(Full lyrics here)

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas: Eventing Edition

This post is such a Christmas Eve reader favorite, we can’t resist sharing it again! Here we go …

Is that Donner the Reindeer? Read on to find out! Is that Donner the Reindeer? Read on to find out!

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the farm

not an event horse was stirring in Lynn Symansky’s barn.

All the bridles were hung on their racks with care

horses wondering, “We’re getting tomorrow off, right? That only seems fair.”

Donner was nestled all snug in his stall

dreaming of four-stars and his scheme to conquer them all

and maybe, just maybe, if all goes according to plan

on an Olympic podium in Rio his mom could stand.

When out on the roof there arose such a clatter

Donner sprang up from the ground to see what was the matter.

The barn lights clicked on and Donner peered out his stall

to see a gang of reindeer marching down the hall.

“Yeah, that’s him,” said the one with the glowing red nose.

“Hey Donner!” he exclaimed, and Donner’s heart froze.

“There’s been a mistake!” Donner neighed in desperate plea.

“I’ve heard of the guy you’re looking for — it’s not me!”

But Rudolph, he wouldn’t take no for an answer

nor would Vixen, Cupid, Blitzen, Dasher or Dancer.

Donner followed them outside, his head hung low.

“Mom’s gonna kill me,” he sighed as he walked through the snow.

But then, to his surprise, what did he spot?

A familiar face among Rudolph’s flock!

“Courageous Comet, is that you, dude?” Donner neighed

to a familiar looking, confused-faced gray.

Comet said, “Yeah man, I guess they needed a sub …

a couple of the reindeer have abscesses or something, welcome to the club.”

They stood motionless as Santa hooked them onto the sled

staring up at the sky with a terrible dread.

But Santa, he knew how to make this crowd fly:

“3, 2, 1 … Have a great ride!”

They took off galloping and at the moment when Santa clucked

They gathered their courage, rocked back on their haunches and jumped.

“Hey,” Donner said, “this almost feels like a dream”

Comet snorted: “I guess you could say we made the team!”

For hours they ran and jumped with no regrets

and it made them thankful for all those long trot sets.

At the end of the night Santa dropped them back at the farm

just before the sound of Lynn and Becky’s alarms.

They dozed off, happy memories filling their heads …

saving Christmas was (almost) as fun as country country at WEG!

Merry Christmas and Go Eventing!

Christmas Eve Links from Tipperary

It's that time of year when significant others learn that horse stuff is always appropriate for any gift giving occasion!

It’s that time of year when significant others learn that horse stuff is always appropriate for any gift-giving occasion!

This is it. It’s the zero hour. If you are the significant other of a horse person that managed to stumble across EN by checking out your horse person’s web history while they were out at the barn in an effort to figure out what to get them for the holidays, that’s a little creepy but totally understandable and you are in luck.

The New Year is right around the corner and with that a fresh competition season. Unless the horse-person you are shopping for is one of those ultra-prepared people with life memberships to every horse-related organization they’re a part of, you can undoubtedly get them something they will not only appreciate but use all year — a membership renewal!

Which membership you choose is up to you; USEA, USEF, your local associations or even a membership to school cross country at a local venue are all great options. Stop by the grocery store, grab a bag of carrots and a bottle of wine or vodka (AKA a horse show readiness kit) and a card. Print out membership forms for the organization, write a check to cover the yearly cost and pop that in the card. I promise it will earn you kisses under the mistletoe for sure.

Saturday Links: 

From Horse Nation: WARHorses: Up on the Rooftop, Click Click Click …

FEI Announces Candidate Cities for FEI World Equestrian Games 2022

Lexington Bids to Repeat as WEG Host City in 2022

Researchers Leap at Chance to Delve in to Performance of Jumping Horses

‘Don’t Let Another Horse Die On Our Roads’: Riders Take Action

Equestrian Canada Recognizes 2016 Eventing NOBoundaries Athletes

Saturday Video: If you want to take your last minute gift to the next level, substitute homemade horse cookies for the carrots. Do not skip the adult beverage though.

Friday Video from World Equestrian Brands: Elisa Wallace’s Burghley Helmet Cam

Elisa Wallace was one of four riders at this year’s Land Rover Burghley Horse Trials to be fitted with a helmet cam courtesy of BBC, and now the full footage from her clear round aboard Simply Priceless is available for our viewing pleasure.

Elisa and Simply Priceless, a 15-year-old Australian Thoroughbred gelding owned by the Simply Priceless Syndicate, finished 14th in their first go at Big Bad Burghley, adding another CCI4* notch in their belt already boasting two Rolex Kentucky completions.

 

EN’s 2016 Video Countdown #7: 5 Questions with Sir Mark Todd & Lady Martha

As we near the end 2016 we're revisiting EN's most popular video posts of the year. Here's #7, originally posted on May 7 and collecting 7,930 views! In it Lady Martha Sitwell, whom you may remember as the champagne-swilling foxhunting madwoman from our "Meeting Martha" series early this year, met up with us at Badminton doing a little "color commentary" for EN.

That bike's a little big for you, eh Toddy? Photo by Leslie Wylie. That bike's a little big for you, eh Toddy? Photo by Leslie Wylie.

Lady Martha Sitwell, whom you may remember as the champagne-swilling foxhunting madwoman from our “Meeting Martha” series earlier this year, is here with us at Badminton doing a little “color commentary” for EN.

Leslie and Martha, reunited.

The Leslie and Martha show.

For starters, she offered to interview her dear friend, Mark Todd, a four-time Badminton winner who is currently sitting in fourth place after cross country with Leonidas II.

It’s not surprising that they’re mates as they have quite a lot in common, such as their shared talent for riding with just one stirrup: She’s a sidesaddle rider, and he legendarily rode two-thirds of the 1995 Badders course with only one stirrup. (The horse he was riding, Bertie Blunt, was unfortunately eliminated at the jog the next day, but the pair came back the next year and won the whole shebang.)

But if you think she’s about to ask him something normal, like, I don’t know, how his cross-country ride went today or what his thoughts on show jumping tomorrow, you’d be very, very mistaken.

Take it away, Martha:

Go Eventing.

EN’s Year in Review: Top Five Pairs in Show Jumping for 2016

This series highlights the top five horses and riders in each phase at the Advanced, three-star and four-star levels from 2016. While we often recognize greatness over all three phases in our sport, EN believes we should also recognize strength in each phase. This series aims to give that recognition, highlighting horses and riders who have had particularly strong years in one phase.

We’ve already looked at top cross country horses and dressage powerhouses among the American and U.S.-based horses. Today we pay tribute to the top five show jumping horses of 2016.

To be considered for EN’s Top Five, we first began with horses with at least three show jumping rounds at this level who had no rails the entire year. We then ranked the horses according to the number of rounds that were jumped clear, with the horses who jumped the most clear rounds ranking higher.

Then the level of competition was considered, and the horses tied for number of runs were ranked according to the level of their CCI (or if no CCI was completed). Finally, if a tie still existed, we turned to time penalties, using that as the final tie breaker. Here we go!

Heather Morris and Charlie Tango. Photo by Sally Spickard.

Heather Morris and Charlie Tango. Photo by Sally Spickard.

FIFTH PLACE: Charlie Tango

Jump Penalties: 0

Time Penalty Average: 0

Number of Rounds: 4 (No  CCI)

As the only freshman horse at this level on the list, Charlie Tango displayed an impressive ability for the show jumping phase this year for a horse at such an early place in his career. He proved he could show jump both before and after the cross country phase, finishing the year with absolutely no faults in this phase with Heather Morris in the irons.

Right off the bat, this young horse proved he could jump after cross country with a double clear round in the Advanced at Galway Downs in March. Two weeks later he clocked in a clear round prior to the cross country at Twin Rivers, followed by a double clear in his first CIC3* at Copper Meadows in June. He finished the year with another clear round at the fall edition of the Copper Meadows CIC3*.

Kim Severson and Cooley Cross Border. Photo by Jenni Autry.

Kim Severson and Cooley Cross Border. Photo by Jenni Autry.

FOURTH PLACE: Cooley Cross Border

Jump Penalties: 0

Time Penalty Average: 0

Number of Rounds: 4 (1 CCI3*)

In just his second year at the level, Cooley Cross Border managed to improve upon his almost flawless record from 2015, which included only two instances of one lone time penalty. This year, he continued his remarkable string of clear rounds and this time did it double clear each time. He has yet to have a rail at this level in his entire career.

Although he didn’t compete at this level until Millbrook, Cooley Cross Border put in a strong statement by delivering in a double clear round after running cross country. He and Kim Severson repeated that feat at the American Eventing Championships before heading to Morven Park CIC3*, where he jumped double clear again, this time before cross country. These two rounded out the year with a strong double clear at the Fair Hill CCI3* for the second year in a row.

Lauren Kieffer and Veronica. Photo by Jenni Autry.

Lauren Kieffer and Veronica. Photo by Jenni Autry.

THIRD PLACE: Veronica

Jump Penalties: 0

Time Penalty Average: 0.25

Number of Rounds: 4 (1 CCI4*)

Veronica’s strength in this phase is long established, last having dropped a rail in 2014. Although she is careful, she does incur a very occasional time penalty on her otherwise perfect record. Starting with the Advanced at Red Hills, Veronica proved jumping after the cross country phase was no issue, winning the division clear and inside the time. She then repeated that feat at The Fork CIC3*.

Then at Rolex CCI4* Lauren Kieffer and Veronica put in a very clutch clear round with their only time penalty of the year on a day when many rails fell. Their final show jumping round of 2016 came at Great Meadow CICO3*, with a double clear helping seal the deal for a team spot for Rio.

Lillian Heard and Share Option. Photo by Leslie Threlkeld.

Lillian Heard and Share Option. Photo by Leslie Threlkeld.

SECOND PLACE: Share Option

Jump Penalties: 0

Time Penalty Average: 0

Number of Rounds: 4 (1 CCI4*)

Like Veronica, Share Option is an extremely experienced horse with established strength in the stadium phase. With the same number of clear rounds this year and both completing a CCI4*, Share Option gained his edge over Veronica with a record completely devoid of either rails or time penalties.

Lillian Heard and Share Option started the year out early at Pine Top Advanced with a clear round before cross country. At Carolina International, he repeated the double clear after cross country in the Advanced division. Next up was The Fork, where he again jumped clear in the Advanced before repeating the feat at Rolex.

Colleen Rutledge and Escot 6. Photo by Jenni Autry.

Colleen Rutledge and Escot 6. Photo by Jenni Autry.

FIRST PLACE: Escot 6

Jump Penalties: 0

Time Penalty Average: 0.29

Number of Rounds: 7 (1 CCI3*)

Escot 6 tops our show jumping list this year thanks to a prolific season of clear rounds. Although his record isn’t completely pristine due to two time penalties in one of his rounds, he still has two more clear rounds inside the time than his nearest competition.

Escot 6 and Colleen Rutledge began the year with clear round at Pine Top CIC3* before heading to Carolina International CIC3*, where they jumped a clear round but incurred two time penalties, their only penalties in this phase all year. They returned to staying inside the time at The Fork CIC3*

At Richland Park CIC3*, Escot 6 proved he could also jump a clear round after cross country. The mud at Morven Park CIC3*, the length of the Fair Hill CCI3* course and the grind of a long season at Ocala Jockey Club CIC3* all proved no match for him, as he churned out three additional double clear rounds.

Equestrian Canada Announces 2016 
Eventing NOBoundaries Riders

Annick Niemuller and FE Black Jack. Photo by Leslie Threlkeld. Annick Niemuller and FE Black Jack. Photo by Leslie Threlkeld.

The Equestrian Canada Eventing Committee has just announced the riders scouted as part of the Eventing NOBoundaries talent identification program during the 2016 competition season.

Eventing NOBoundaries is designed to identify high performance eventing talent for Canada. During the 2016 season, the program focused on on identifying future talent and combinations with the potential to represent Canada at the 2018 World Equestrian Games, 2020 Tokyo Olympics and beyond.

The following riders have been accepted into the program:

  • Melissa Boutin – Ascot Corner, Quebec
  • Shelby Brost – St. Albert, Alberta
  • Krista Brown – Dugald, Manitoba
  • Carmen Holmes-Smith – Chase, British Columbia
  • Emma Johnston – Uxbridge, Ontario
  • Annick Niemuller – Goodwood, Ontario

The Eventing NOBoundaries programs seeks to “help riders understand that their efforts are being recognized by EC and encourage them to self-identify as potential future members of the Canadian Equestrian Team.”

Click here for more information on Eventing NOBoundaries. Best of luck to these riders in 2017!