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Sally Spickard is a Korean adoptee living in San Diego, California. Sally joined the Eventing Nation team in 2013 and has subsequently written for Noelle Floyd, Heels Down Mag, and other publications both in and out of the equestrian world. Sally is an eventing fan through and through and enjoys telling the stories of riders who are not well-represented within equestrian media.

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The View from High Line Canal Presented by World Equestrian Brands

EN loves photos shot between the ears! If you happen to be out for a hack, are riding in some obscure place or just take some cool photos aboard your mount, send them to [email protected] with a quick blurb about the photo’s story. This week’s View comes to us from Bryn Dill in Colorado.

What better way to beat the heat than to take a dip in the river?

From Bryn: My 13 year old son Kobe in the Highline Canal on my event horse Wearin’ My Rolex. Also pictured, my daughter Kheta on Cinnamon. Summer fun!

Friday Video: EventionTV on Being a Working Student

Have you ever thought about joining the dark side and becoming a working student? Are you wondering how to find a good program and what all the job entails? Lucky for you, Evention TV has dedicated their latest episode to answering all of the burning questions that potential working students may have. If you’re watching on a computer, be sure to check out the interactive quiz at the end!

 

Blogger Contest Round 1: Amanda Schmidt

We announced the 10 Blogger Contest finalists on Wednesday, and now we’re bringing you their awesome entries from Round 1 here on Bloggers Row. I will be posting all 10 entries over the next few days, so be sure to check them out and leave your feedback in the comments.

All entries will be reprinted without editing for fairness’ sake. Thanks again for your support and readership, EN! We are so thrilled to have such quality entries this year.

Entrant: Amanda Schmidt

Entry:

Call me Amanda. Not Mandy. I suppose you can call me an adult amateur – that’s how old and broke I am. I prefer to refer to myself as a lifer – sounds more gritty and glamorous. I’ve been at this horsey nonsense for two decades now, admittedly on and off, through better and worse. No, I don’t have much to show for it ­ not in the way of fame, mileage, certifications, or bragging rights. Sometimes life doesn’t give two flying figs about your big dreams or your passion, and merrily sends you down agonizing detours. If one’s ability to hang tough for one second longer, to hold out when holding out seems completely futile, determined rank in this field – baby, I’d have gone pro long ago.

So I’ve been at this a little while now, and consequently meet with the dare to justify the horse life in general and this sport in particular on plenty of occasions. Some days, throwing one’s fists in the air and howling, “Go horses! Go eventing!” comes easy enough. Other days ­ if feeling brave enough to follow the philosophical rabbit hole waaaay down ­ becoming uneasy comes easy enough.

Choosing horses guarantees you the gamut of human emotional range – that I can answer for sure. The great “why?” remains hazy: why do this to ourselves and to these animals? Some days, I see nothing in it but pure ego­stroking, and adrenaline junkies just looking for a fix via the unworldly power and heart of a horse – a horse which, dare I say, we often take for granted.

If I’m raising your hackles, good. I think we all need checked on a regular basis, if we want to call ourselves responsible and want to profess that we love these horses. I’ve checked myself so hard that I spent a couple of years not riding, a couple of years quite close to washing my hands of this business. If you’re reading this, I’ll just assume that you understand how devastating that might have been. I’ll also assume that you can understand why I might do it; I’ll assume that you, too, would accept any pain if it meant sparing your horse.

To keep a long story short, I eventually came to rest in, “It’s not what we do, so much as how we do it.”Am I simply justifying something I’m not brave enough to let go of, by disguising my inability to do so in a pretty philosophical phrase? Maybe. Maybe I’ll come to that yet. We come to a lot of grief with these animals, in this sport. But the grief I’d know, the loss I’d experience without them, seems far worse.

Without this insanity, my life might have been spent mostly indoors in a safe, climate ­controlled bubble, to not risk my chronic poor health. I might be just another sad story of someone who knows summer only by the air­conditioner, autumn only by the costumed kids on the doorstep. I can say with no uncertainty I would have grown up frail, isolated, and limited – if I’d managed to reach adulthood at all. Without this insanity, I quite possibly might have chosen a different razor’s edge, rather than pull on my boots and square my shoulders one more day.

In the end, I believe we do this because of an inner desire to know, to grow, to not settle for less than evolving into our full human potential. The horse waits and
patiently waits for us to decide to want that – the greatest teacher we could find stands ready for willing students. Anything I know about life as it really is, I learned on the back of a horse…or in absolute ruins at the feet of a horse, or in caring for a horse who could offer me “nothing” in return. I doubt I could have learned it elsewhere, and I believe the real insanity would be never going there, never stepping onto this path at all.

Blogger Contest Round 1: John Rueter

John Reuter and Breeze. John Reuter and Breeze.

We announced the 10 Blogger Contest finalists on Wednesday, and now we’re bringing you their awesome entries from Round 1 here on Bloggers Row. I will be posting all 10 entries over the next few days, so be sure to check them out and leave your feedback in the comments.

All entries will be reprinted without editing for fairness’ sake. Thanks again for your support and readership, EN! We are so thrilled to have such quality entries this year.

Entrant: John Reuter, 62

Bio:I am a college professor and father of two pony club alums (both now adult women). I spent countless hours and more dollars than I would care to admit on horsey events for my two daughters. After they moved out and left me with a barn full of tack and a couple old ponies I decided it was my turn to take up riding. I did my first horse trials last summer in the trot a trail division and finally purchased a horse all for myself. I plan to become an “eventer” this summer and do several one-day trials. Watch out for me on the Pacific Northwest eventing scene this summer with my shire sporthorse mare, Breeze.

Character Defining Qualities: I am a bit of a nervous rider since it would really hurt to fall off my 16.3 horse.

Embarrassing Tidbits: I actually don’t have any idea what my horse is thinking. Since she is a “princess” mare, that is going to be a problem.

Entry:

After twenty plus years of being a truck driver, trailer parker, pony club dad and casual rider, I decided I wanted to be an enventer. Last summer, I entered my first one-day event on a trusted family horse that had done it all. My daughter and trainer helped me get ready for all of the phases. I wasn’t so much looking for the insanity in the middle as just a great day outdoors with my horse, doing what horses do.

I entered a local one-day event at a level was called something like “grasshopper” or ”log-stepper-overer”, I forget which.

Both my dressage test and the cross-country phases went fine, but it was the stadium jumping that really defined who I was as a horseman and competitor. By “defined” I mean, set me apart from all the others. There were a few younger women riding fresh OTTB and they were very professional. Then there was me, a 60-something year old man on a small horse (15 h) that was still the biggest and then there was – dramatic pause – the “pony horde”. All of my real competitors were about six. When we walked the stadium course, several girls next to me were cantering their make believe ponies through the course and one even said, “I think I’ll take that jump next because it looks pretty.” I went clean on the stadium and was hoping to have moved up a notch or too at my first competition.

It’s not that I didn’t want to beat those little girls in their pink helmets and matching saddle pads, but I was trying to get a ribbon. We put the horse away and waited a bit while they posted the results. After a beer and a break, I went over to the officials’ tent and checked on my standing. I was given a rainbow-colored participation ribbon. It seems I wasn’t competing after all.

Even without the thrill of beating anyone, I was hooked. I kept training over the summer and was planning on another event in a class that might require some actually jumping and where I would expect a final score. But nature and horses intervened. The trusted family horse had to retire and I had to start looking for a new horse just for myself. This coming season I am training to ride my 16:3 Sport Shire with enormous hooves. As I gallantly clear 12” coops and splash through optional water, you will hear Breeze’s hoof beats and see an old guy having a great time.

Blogger Contest Round 1: Laura Millerick

Lynn Symansky and Donner. Photo by Laura Millerick. Lynn Symansky and Donner. Photo by Laura Millerick.

We announced the 10 Blogger Contest finalists on Wednesday, and now we’re bringing you their awesome entries from Round 1 here on Bloggers Row. I will be posting all 10 entries over the next few days, so be sure to check them out and leave your feedback in the comments.

All entries will be reprinted without editing for fairness’ sake. Thanks again for your support and readership, EN! We are so thrilled to have such quality entries this year.

Entrant: Laura Millerick

Bio: I started riding in Virginia at 8 years old and found eventing after joining the Difficult Run Pony Club when I was 11. Now, I’m a 27 year old Support Engineer for Microsoft by day and an amateur eventer by….every other minute of the day.

Entry: Top 5 Horses I Would Go To Jail To Ride Once

Everyone has their list of horses they have on their list that they just would so much love to ride once. Well, I’m maybe one step of insanity further, and I have my list of horses I’d go to jail to ride once. Well not really, but I might as well think of it that way since the only way I’d ever have the opportunity is if I broke into their farm in the middle of the night. I mean, let’s be honest, riding a gold-medal-winning horse? It just ain’t gonna happen. But hey, if I polish up my breaking and entering skills, I might get close enough to pet one someday! After all, as it sayson the TV that I don’t have time to watch, apparently orange is the new black or something.

1) La Biosthetique-Sam

Duh. I mean, this one goes without saying. Simultaneous World, European and Olympic champion. He and Michael Jung made their international debut in the 2009 Europeans at Fontainebleau where they won individual bronze when Sam was just 9 years old. Then it was individual gold at the WEGs, then individual gold at the 2011 Europeans, and team and individual gold at the 2012 Olympics. Who wouldn’t give a week in jail just to experience what riding this horse feels like?!

2) Donner

When I was younger, I used to watch the deer in my backyard walk up to the 4 foot fences around my paddocks and casually spring over them, wondering what it would feel like to ride it when it jumped like that. Lynn Symansky is fortunate enough to have her own jumping deer in her OTTB Donner, and he’s probably as close as any of us would get to riding a deer. Watching him beast around the cross country at Rolex and Pau last year was more than enough to earn him a place on this list.

3) Borough Pennyz

Have you seen this mare jump? Seriously, have you? She is literally built of springs. She finished 11th individually with Vittoria Panizzon as a 9 year old, and he is the cutest, most awesome gray mare ever. She seems determined to bruise her chin with her knees over every jump, and I would give myself maybe two jumps before getting jumped off her back, but the resulting bruises to my pride and butt would be totally worth it.

4) Opposition Buzz

Who hasn’t dreamed of riding an amazing black horse? Now how about an amazing black horse that jumps freakishly well and eats cross country for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Buzz’s record speaks for itself, and similarly to Borough Pennyz, I’m not sure how long I’d manage to stay on over jumps, but I reckon I would have the biggest grin for every second (even the ones where I’m hurtling towards the ground).

5) Shamwari 4

I watched “Shammie” at the Olympics in 2012 with everyone else, but when I first saw the video of his first dressage with Boyd, it was embarrassingly difficult to not start drooling. He floats. He literally floats across the ground. Add with that being an amazing jumper, and it’s difficult to think of reasons why he wouldn’t merit a potential felony record.

I suppose I wouldn’t really go to jail to ride these horses, since then I’d be completely without riding and my dog and I can’t really live without either of those things. But when much is said and done, these horses are all on the top of my perfect world wishlist. So who tops your list of criminal-record-worthy horses?

Julie Wolfert’s Buenos Aires Passes Away

Julie Wolfert and Buenos Aires at Rocking Horse II. Photo by Ivegotyourpicture.com. Julie Wolfert and Buenos Aires at Rocking Horse II. Photo by Ivegotyourpicture.com.

In yet another heartbreaking example of how life is truly never fair, Julie Wolfert posted on her Facebook page today that her upper-level partner, Buenos Aires, was euthanized last night. Julie enjoyed a mass of success with the 12-year-old OTTB gelding, collecting numerous top placings at the Intermediate and two-star level before making the step up to Advanced.

Julie and Aires were named to the Developing Riders/Eventing 25 training list this spring, which enabled them to travel from Kansas to Florida to partake in lessons with David O’Connor. Julie had big plans for Aires, and this is another horse that is gone far before his time.

From Julie’s Facebook:

Yesterday I had to make the hardest decision of my life. I sadly had to say goodbye to my once in a life time teammate. Aires was an incredible athlete and I’m sure it is safe to say I will never have another horse quite as neat as him. I would like to thank the wonderful staff at Wilhite & Frees Equine Hospital for all their help and support, they really are the best and understand that horses are not just animals, they are part of the family. Aires may you run free in green pastures and soar over clouds. Goodbye my friend. “No heaven can heaven be, if my horse isn’t there to welcome me.”

I spoke with Julie briefly this morning, and she said that the decision to euthanize was made after Aires had dealt with a bad bout of cellulitis. “He had a bad case of cellulitis which, due to the swelling, caused him to tear his collateral ligament. We were treating it with stem cells, but sadly we found out this week that we were losing the battle and his cartilage was failing, which was causing him pain. We were losing the battle and I had to do what was in the best interest of my horse. He was loved deeply and was the best partner one could ask for. He always gave it his all.”

Having started training with Julie recently, I did not know Aires well, but when I was near him I felt awed to be in the presence of such a wonderful horse. Even when he was recovering, he still had a mischievous spark in his eye and seemed to be wondering when he would be able to go out and attack a cross country course again.

He will truly be missed by everyone who knew and loved him, and our most sincere condolences are with Julie as she deals with the loss of her best friend. Rest in peace, Aires.

Blogger Contest Round 1: Jessica Kerschbaumer

We announced the 10 Blogger Contest finalists on Wednesday, and now we’re bringing you their awesome entries from Round 1 here on Bloggers Row. I will be posting all 10 entries over the next few days, so be sure to check them out and leave your feedback in the comments.

All entries will be reprinted without editing for fairness’ sake. Thanks again for your support and readership, EN! We are so thrilled to have such quality entries this year.

Entrant: Jessica Kerschbaumer

Bio: I am a 31 year old who was born and raised in a very isolated part of northern Alberta. I grew up galloping bareback through the bush on my pony, scaring the pants off my mother, and jumping whatever inappropriate jumps we could build around the farm (photos that would make George Morris, and everyone else, cringe!).  Once I grew up and moved away, I got my first real taste of eventing, drank the kool aid, and it’s all been downhill from there.  Having had sort of a unconventional childhood with horses, I am now making up for lost time, working almost every spare hour at my barn around my 9-5 job, riding and learning as much as I possibly can.  I currently compete at the preliminary level with upper level goals, which by the looks of things are going to require me to clone myself and stowaway to Calfornia next spring, and lead a double life!  I think EN would benefit greatly from adding a Canadian to the mix, as I bring a great knowledge of beer, toques, and how us crazy, hardcore eventers tough out the brutal Alberta winters to come out swinging when our season starts up every June.  (Yes, I said JUNE!)

Entry:

As we gather on Eventing Nation to discuss and celebrate this amazing discipline we love, we are constantly reminded of what a wild roller coaster of a ride this sport can be.  Successes and heartbreak.  Days everything goes right, and probably more often the days when you are definitely the bug, not the windshield.

Thanks to all the rain we had one summer a few years ago, most of our largest pasture had turned into a massive swamp.  At the time I had a resale project, a laid back OTTB gelding who I was shaping into an eventer.  Obi was every bit the gentleman, although I had discovered he needed a bit of extra convincing where water was involved.

I headed out in the very early morning light to bring Obi in for a ride.  The horses were on the far side of the pasture, across the lovely large swamp, and were having none of the whistling, calling, or grain bucket rattling I was doing to lure them over.  Finally I resigned myself to walking very far around the outside of the pasture to avoid the swamp and get to the horses.

I easily caught Obi and was formulating a plan for getting both him and myself back to the only gate.  Unfortunately riding him looked to be my only option, since I had no other way to exit, and wading through a whole pile of water and mud that early in the morning was not very appealing!  I fashioned the lead rope into reins and found a large rock to mount from.

Making our way across the pasture, the other horses neatly fell into line behind us, and Obi was leading the way right through that huge swamp like the super star eventing horse he was destined to be!  I was smiling to myself and celebrating this little victory in my head, visions of success and ribbons momentarily distracting me from the task at hand.  Out of nowhere, something spooked the horses, and the entire herd took off at a dead gallop.  I immediately started hauling on the lead rope I had crudely fashioned into reins, and Obi protested by speeding up and demonstrating his best dolphin impression.  As he rocked and rolled beneath me, I quickly weighed my options, and decided that I definitely did not want to be bucked off at full speed.  I reluctantly gave him his head.

So there we were, careening across the pasture, and I notice we are heading straight towards some very low trees that bordered the pasture.  I immediately had a horrific flashback to my childhood, of being wiped backwards off my pony by a giant branch, which was not something I wished to relive!  The other horses beelined directly into the bush, and thankfully Obi gently turned and galloped along the tree line, a safe distance from any low hanging branches.

The trees thinned, and the horses continued to fly along.  Wide eyed and heart pounding, I held my breath as the horses galloped the length of the pasture.  They finally slowed near one corner, bucking, prancing, tossing heads, feeling pretty proud of their little adventure.

I had emergency dismounted and opted out of the last bit of the ride as soon as we’d reached a more appropriate speed to vault off at as the horses geared down before stopping.  I gave myself a few minutes to collect my wits and calm my racing heart, and then laughed out loud as I couldn’t believe I’d survived what had just happened.

I retrieved Obi, who was immediately back to his laid back, gentlemanly self, and promised myself that next time I would just skip the riding idea and do some swamp whacking instead.  And then I headed to the barn to change my underwear!

Pushing 30, I was definitely getting too old for wild bareback pasture rides, and would never purposely choose that as my morning adventure!  But we are infected with this passion that is eventing, along for this wild ride we call life, and we learn how to take whatever comes your way, both the good and the bad, and make the best of it.

And as we all know, you have to be at least a little bit crazy to love this amazing sport!  No matter what happens, we find a way to ride it out the storm and keep on coming back for more.  For me, my wild ride that day was just par for the course!

Throwback Thursday Presented by Ice Horse: And the Horse Is…

Welcome to Throwback Thursday! Each Thursday, we will be bringing you some vintage eventing photos and posts. Do you want to show us your first horse or a photo of your early riding days? Email [email protected].

Courtney Sendak and Wil'ya Love Me at Fair Hill in 2012. Photo by Kate Samuels. Courtney Sendak and Wil'ya Love Me at Fair Hill in 2012. Photo by Kate Samuels.

Welcome back to our Throwback Thursday! We’ve been sitting here marveling at the cute overload that we featured this morning, and Chinch has officially decided that he needs a palomino. We’ll get right on that, sir.

How did you do this week? Are you becoming a Throwback Thursday pro yet? We sure hope so, because we’ll be back next week with a superb challenge for you all! Stay tuned!

The foal featured above is Courtney Sendak’s former Advanced partner, Wil’ya Love Me, or Willy for short. Courtney and Willy enjoyed a successful career at the upper levels together until 2012, and now Willy is happily teaching another rider the ropes at Novice, most recently finishing fifth in the Junior Open Novice at Bucks County HT. Many thanks to Courtney for allowing us to use these photos of your adorable horse!

Classic pictures and videos are priceless, but today’s innovations make it so much easier to keep our horses feeling and performing their best. They may be black and white, but Ice Horse’s line of products deliver a full spectrum of cold therapy. Check out the Ice Horse Evendura ice compression wraps, the Big Black Boot for concentrated hoof cooling and Ice Horse continuous cooling machines.

 

Blogger Contest Round 1: Rolex Husband

We announced the 10 Blogger Contest finalists yesterday, and now we’re bringing you their awesome entries from Round 1 here on Bloggers Row. I will be posting all 10 entries over the next few days, so be sure to check them out and leave your feedback in the comments.

All entries will be reprinted without editing for fairness’ sake. Thanks again for your support and readership, EN! We are so thrilled to have such quality entries this year.

Entrant: @RolexHusband

Bio: Live in Christiansburg Virginia and started @RolexHusband in an attempt to pass the time during dressage while we attend Rolex.  This has inspired me to see what more I can evolve this into and Eventing Nation may be a HUGE part of that because you guys are awesome. I have been married to my wonderful bride for 11 years this June.  When we first started dating; I had no idea about the horses. WOW, was I in for a shocker.  However, I decided early on that if I was going to be able to spend time with my wife, then I should take a vested interest in horses.  I am president of our local USEA affiliate (horse people need help managing things), put on horse shows and clinics, and in general am very in touch with what is going on in the Eventing community.  I have my opinions and often share with an unfiltered perspective.  I believe that I can bring a totally different perspective and angle to your site but will present an educated approach.

Entry: The “EveryMan’s Guide to being a successful “Horse Husband”

Gentlemen! So you met that special someone and she loves to ride horses and does this thing called Eventing. Congratulations! Horse women (as I am sure you have found) are intelligent, athletic, competitive, attractive and a little neurotic (this adds to the appeal)! If you are thinking this is turning into a long term deal; there are several principles that you will want to understand and embrace. Let’s talk about a few…

#1. Something will ALWAYS COST MORE MONEY. Whether she is looking for the latest piece of tack (There is always a “latest and greatest”), shopping for supplements, or needing the vet to come out (If you ever hear: “I think we need his hocks injected”… look out buddy… I will explain this in another post); it will ALWAYS cost more money. I almost needed a second mortgage when I found out how much the horse’s supplements were a month! Now, I have reached inner peace with the acceptance of this principle.

#2 Your friends will not understand this “Eventing”……and that is okay. You can try to explain to your buddies at work all of your newfound knowledge but above over exaggerating the amount of beer you will consume during a show weekend or agreeing how hot horse girls are; you only need to focus on these 2 things:

  • #1. “Yeah it’s what they show on TV a lot during the Olympics”. Don’t underestimate this. Your friend’s wife doesn’t do anything that cool. When they ask if your wife or girlfriend will ever go to the Olympics; just play it cool and make a joke about all the stuff costing you money from principle #1.
  • #2 “It is like a triathlon for horses and they jump these really big jumps the size of a truck”. People understand triathlons and jumping trucks. Now, it doesn’t matter if your significant other is only going Green at a local horse show because your friend will not have the attention span for you to explain things like “Green” or “Beginner Novice”. If your buddy asks if your wife races horses, smack him in the face because he is a moron.

#3 Get a Camera….and don’t skimp here. YOU EARNED THIS BIG GUY. Horse women love photos of themselves jumping around on their horse. Cameras are fun to play around with. Also, you can be at a local horse show and be the most popular dude there if you snap a few practice shots of other horse women and give them photos. You are a HERO. I have also been known to use the “I am sorry babe, I can’t hold your horse while you braid or untack him because I have my expensive camera in hand”

#4 Don’t dress like a tool. Just don’t. You are at a horse show, not a frat party or Ralph Lauren event. The nice white shirt, aviator glasses, and boat shoes are not appropriate. Horses poop; you will step in it. They also rub their heads on you and will break the glasses and muddy your new white polo. You may be reading this and say: “Naw, Bro…that’s not me” Well it is. So stop.

Keep all of these in mind and you are well on the way of being a “supportive horse husband”. Also, one day…you CAN BUY A BOAT WITH NO OBJECTION! Only catch: you won’t have time to use it!

Cheers!

EN’s Got Talent: Megan Moore and Master Mind

We hear all the time about horses at the top of the sport, but what about the next generation of equine talent? EN’s Got Talent introduces the future superstars of the sport, interviewing riders about how they’re tackling training with these youngsters. Have you spotted a spectacular young horse at an event you think should be highlighted in this column? Tip me at [email protected].

Megan Moore and Master Mind. Photo by Le Tilghman. Megan Moore and Master Mind. Photo by Le Tilghman.

Megan Moore went on a horse shopping trip to Ireland last year and had the time of her life. Part of the trip including bringing home a couple of new prized possessions, one of which was a tall Irish Sport Horse gelding named Master Mind, or Guinness at home.

“I was very lucky that Robin Walker took us to Ireland,” Megan said. “Chris Ryan found (Guinness) for us after we’d tried probably a hundred horses. He’s by King’s Master, who is by Master Imp. I’ve been told that Master Imp horses are absolute monsters until they get on your side and then they’re the absolute best horses you’ve ever sat on, and that’s proven to be very true with this one.”

Guinness is 6-years-old and a rangy 17 hands. I was fortunate enough to stop by Team CEO Eventing while in town for Rolex this year, and I felt quite small standing next to the dark bay gelding. In Ireland, Guinness had begun his eventing career at the lower levels at the equivalent of U.S. Novice. “He was still pretty green, but he’d at least gotten started.”

“He was great when I tried him. I only rode for about 10 minutes,” Megan said. “It was funny because I just rode around and jumped a vertical a couple of times and got off. They thought I didn’t like him, but I just knew right away that I wanted to have him. It didn’t take long to fall in love with him. We got along very well.”

Megan prefers a more sensitive ride in her competition horses, as she feels that working with them to form a true partnership is most rewarding. “He’s a very sensitive type ride and very particular, so that works well for me.”

Once Guinness was brought home to Kentucky, Megan set about getting to know the gelding. “It wasn’t pretty at first. He dumped me at the mounting block, and he dumped (my working student) Andrea at the mounting block,” Megan recalled with a laugh. “So that was a fun first week. I definitely was thinking “what have I done?” for the first couple of weeks.“

“The first time we got him in a field at Paradise Farm, he flew sideways from one side of the field to the other. He was very rank but we seem to have worked through all of that now. He can be very angry or he can be very cuddly, so cookies have been our friend. We taught him to stand at the mounting block for a cookie, and now you could leave him standing there all day and he would just wait for his cookie.”

Megan feels that the two are really beginning to solidify their relationship. Megan took Guinness out at Novice in February of this year for their eventing debut together, and they finished first easily. From there, the gelding has won each start, with the exception of one withdrawal, he’s made at Training level. “He’s been amazing, so I’m really excited about him.”

Next week on EN’s Got Talent: Find out about more of Guinness’ quirks as he continues to grow into a grown-up event horse, as well as Megan’s plans for the future with him.

Blogger Contest Round 1: Lynn Marie Garvin

We announced the 10 Blogger Contest finalists yesterday, and now we’re bringing you their awesome entries from Round 1 here on Bloggers Row. I will be posting all 10 entries over the next few days, so be sure to check them out and leave your feedback in the comments.

All entries will be reprinted without editing for fairness’ sake. Thanks again for your support and readership, EN! We are so thrilled to have such quality entries this year.

Entrant: Lynn Marie Garvin, 25

Bio: Lynn Marie is an accomplished obsessor of clean water troughs and pristinely swept aisle ways. She regularly lurks at dressage warmups and on cross country courses taking photographs of complete strangers and then slinking back to her car as if nothing creepy at all has occurred. She has imaginative competitive upper level eventing daydreams in her car when that song by Bastille comes on the radio, but don’t think for a minute she isn’t regularly reality checked by her OTTB mare when she actually gets on to ride.
Accolades: Can blow bubbles with world champions but prefers to keep it casual to not intimidate the amateurs. Known to wear a cape. Preferred gait is skipping because it’s faster than walking and kind of like jogging’s fabulous gay brother that everyone admires for his fashion sense and self confidence.

Entry: $995

She was a terrible racehorse. In eight lifetime starts, the chestnut filly named Castle Cat made $995 and never placed higher than 4th. In her last race on November 9th, 2012 at Laurel Park, she was dead last, several furlongs behind the pack, proving at last that she was not motivated to win races.

The first time I saw Castle Cat was through the great and powerful combined forces of boredom at work and the internet. She was listed as free to a good home through a thoroughbred rescue called TPR, and there was no mystery why. She was a chestnut mare. She was so over at the knees that I could’ve set a beer on her right leg and used her as a side table. She looked more like a weedy coming three year old than a four year old and was so tucked up and angular that she would have been mistaken for a red furry wasp if she was small enough to fit in a hive.

I was irrationally obsessed with her. I sent the link to her profile to a couple of trusted horse friends. I stalked the TPR facebook page. I did the unthinkable: I contacted her foster and said I wanted to come see her.

This was a poor choice because I was a 23, living in a shoebox room in central DC, newly employed as an entry level legal assistant and saddled with a moderate amount of college loan debt. I had spent the last ten or so years of my life pretending to like school while working at eventing and dressage barns for amazing people in NJ and WV and for a short, incredible time, FL. I was hopelessly in love with a sport that I had very little true riding experience in. My horsey friends told me not to do it, she was lame, she had unfixable conformation flaws, she was a red mare for heaven’s sake.

Did any of this stop me? Of course not.

Approximately a month later I led Castle Cat off a stock trailer and was given her Jockey Club papers. My very first horse, something I had been waiting for what seemed like my whole conscious life.

I had her on a week trial but it was a done deal that first day when I rushed her into a stall and threw a secondhand blanket on top of what was a woefully inadequate cooler. The hour long stock trailer ride in early March weather had her shivering so much I half expected her little eyeballs to pop right out of her head.

I’ve spent my whole horsey life experience as a barn hand, more or less. I am hard wired to take close and intimate care of every animal I am responsible for. There is nothing quite like the feeling of walking away from a stall freshly cleaned and bedded, two scrubbed and filled water buckets, and a hay rack crammed full of hay, a happy little filly all tucked in for the night. I love that, I always have, and always will.

The first day of my life as a horse owner was more exciting than I ever could have imagined. After riding her and not getting bucked off, after pulling her mane, brushing and currying and picking up her feet and poking and prodding, all of which she tolerated without taking a swing at me, I sat in my car for a second and waited for the bolt of lightning to hit, because no day could ever be so perfect.

New Zealand Names WEG Eventing Squad

Andrew Nicholson and Nereo at Badminton 2014. Photo by Jenni Autry. Andrew Nicholson and Nereo at Badminton 2014. Photo by Jenni Autry.

New Zealand has packed a powerful punch with the announcement of its eventing squad for the World Equestrian Games this year. Veteran campaigners and riders who are newer to the level are featured on the list of the latest country to name its team.

Andrew Nicholson and Mark Todd will now have a combined 12 WEGs under their belt, which makes for some serious leadership on the team. They will be bolstered by Tim Price with his Luhmühlen CCI4* mount, Wesko and Burghley winners Jock Paget and Clifton Promise. As Kevin McNab was named for Australia following the lifting of the FEI ban a few weeks ago, so was Jock Paget with Clifton Promise. The eligibility will remain tentative until the final FEI decision is announced at a later date, but for now Jock is a member of the New Zealand team.

From Equestrian Sport NZ, the team is as follows:

Team:

Andrew Nicholson – Nereo (owned by Libby Sellar) or Avebury (owned by Rosemary and Mark Barlow)

Sir Mark Todd – Leonidas (owned by Peter Cattrell and Di Brunsden)

Tim Price – Wesko (owned by Christina Knudsen, Peter Vela, Lucy Sangster and Kate Watchman)

Jock Paget* – Clifton Promise (owned by Frances Stead and Russell Hall)

*subject to eligibility

Individuals:

Caroline Powell – Onwards and Upwards (owned by Cameron and Mary Crawford)

Lucy Jackson – Willy Do (owned by Mark, Gillian and Charlotte Greenlees)

Reserves:

Jonelle Price – Classic Moet (owned by Trisha Rickards)

Tim Price – Ringwood Sky Boy (owned by Robert Taylor, Selwood.com and Price)

Megan Heath – St Daniel

Blogger Contest Round 1: Maggie Deatrick

We announced the 10 Blogger Contest finalists yesterday, and now we’re bringing you their awesome entries from Round 1 here on Bloggers Row. I will be posting all 10 entries over the next few days, so be sure to check them out and leave your feedback in the comments.

All entries will be reprinted without editing for fairness’ sake. Thanks again for your support and readership, EN! We are so thrilled to have such quality entries this year.

Entrant: Maggie Deatrick, 28

Bio: Area V eventer, transplanted to Middleburg, recently transplanted again to Philadelphia

Character Defining Qualities:

Prone to a degree of stubbornness that results in everyone around me rolling their eyes, which of course results in me digging my heels in even harder.

Mild obsessive-compulsive habits that cause me to have all of my possessions organized with boxes inside boxes inside boxes.

A tendency to be highly amused at children’s cartoons.

Embarrassing Tidbits:

I’ve fallen off only twice in competition, but both falls occurred at water complexes. Both incidents are immortalized in photo, video, or both. #ihatewetpants #nowIhavetooilallmytack

Not all too long ago, I somehow managed to scores in the nineties at an FEI event. Not a dressage show, an event. #isthatarecord #nocarrotsforyou

Entry: “The Second Horse Itch”

At some point in every rider’s life, the eye starts to stray. Maybe a horse is on rest, and the lack of riding is slowly driving them mad. Perhaps the horse is getting older, or isn’t quite tackling the course the way they should. Other times, the rider simply misses having a baby horse.

At this time, many riders are struck with what I call the Second Horse Itch.

The Second Horse Itch starts as just a little tickle. It may manifest at a show, when you see a particularly nice mover float across the ground in dressage. It may start at your barn, when a barn-mate buys a new one and excitement spreads around. It can even start in your daydreams, as you imagine racing across the hills of Rolex.

That tickle grows slowly. You might begin searching Sporthorse Nation for horses over $50k, finding an upper level school-master who can take you to the woods of Fair Hill and the sands of Galway. With your new partner, you head to England to compete with William and Mary, and the Netherlands to tangle with Michael Jung and the indomitable Sam. You ride down centerline at the Rio Olympics, having just performed the test of a lifetime.

Reality brings you back from the landscapes of Europe and places you firmly on solid ground. That four star packer is out of reach, financially.

But maybe you can afford a baby. It doesn’t hurt to look, right?

You toy with the idea of importing a phenomenal young prospect, watching video after video of Irish horses free jumping. A few catch your eye, and you fantasize about pulling a fancy young horse off the trailer, freshly arrived from Ireland, with a moniker to match. You imagine hacking the youngster through the countryside, teaching him to be brave and strong. The two of you spend a lifetime going easily up the levels.

Then you look at the cost of a plane ticket for a horse.

On to square three. The Second Horse Itch needs attention, and at this point you can’t help but scratch it.

You think of buying a young warmblood from a breeder in America, progeny from Brandenburg’s Windstar or Salute the Truth. You drool over Riverman offspring and covet those sired by A Fine Romance. But the bottom line looms.

Inevitably, your mouse drags you to CANTER, where you peruse the ranks of young OTTBs. Not all of them are to your liking, or even many, but finding the diamond in the rough is part of the fun. At this point, the Second Horse Itch is a constant, nagging thought.

You find a thoroughbred to fit your criteria, who looks perfect on paper and in photos. You even have his purchase price in your savings account. The Second Horse Itch urges you to the phone, ready to call the trainer.

Then you look at your bank account. Work out your finances. Realize that the expensive part of owning horses is not the purchase price, but the upkeep. Know in your heart that even if you have the money, you don’t really have the time. Sadly, you put the phone down.

But you come back to that photo of the OTTB daily. You both dread and can’t wait for him to be sold. Finally, the ad goes away, indicating he is no longer available. You think you’re free of the longing.

But you’re not. There’s always another school-master, another import, another fancy youngster, another OTTB.

The Second Horse Itch never truly goes away.

Thursday Video: PRO Faces of Eventing featuring Lillian Heard

Lillian Heard completed her first CCI4* in Kentucky this year, and continues to make a name for herself campaigning horses around the East coast circuit. PRO recently got to know Lillian a bit better in a video interview. So how did Lillian get into horses? Who has helped shape Lillian’s riding over the years? Watch the video for the answers!

Want to know more about Lillian and Share Option’s first Rolex? Click here to read our Rolex Rookies feature.

ERS-Eventing.com Presents: Hot or Not? EN Style

Summer is officially here. No, I’m not complaining since I’d rather be hot than cold any day, but sometimes I wish that I lived in a bit more mild location. It’s hot days at the barn that make you want to dunk your head in a bucket of ice or make a run for the closest body of water. How do you stay cool in the summer months?

I think we all know what color I would choose.

I think we all know what color I would choose.

One way to do so is to slip on the comfy and cool Ovation Cool Rider Zip-Mock shirt. I know what you’re thinking: long sleeves in the summer? Trust me, it works. Not only do the sleeves protect your arms from the sun (anything to reduce those killer tan lines, right?), but the Evercool™ material promotes quick dry time and maximum breathability. Plus, the shirt comes in all sorts of trendy colors, so you can match to your heart’s content.

Now, how do you get your hands on one? Well, thanks to our awesome sponsor, ERS-Eventing, we have three of these Ovation Cool Rider Zip-Mock shirts up for grabs. How do you snag one, you ask? Here’s how:

We want to know just how hot you are this summer. Are you sporting the world’s most creative tan lines? Do you have a super secret formula to keeping cool while on horseback? We want to see how you deal with the summer heat.

Snap a photo of yourself showing just how hot you are – and don’t forget that creative and funny entries are what the chinchillas prefer to see.

Send your photo and a quick blurb about it to [email protected] with the subject “Hot or Not.” We will post the top entries and put them to a vote to determine the top three photos.

Entries are due on Thursday, July 3 at 4pm EST.

Best of luck, and be on the lookout for a product review of these awesome shirts coming your way via Bloggers Row next week. Many thanks to ERS-Eventing and Ovation for sponsoring such a great contest!

Blogger Contest Round 1: Dagmar Caramello

We announced the 10 Blogger Contest finalists yesterday, and now we’re bringing you their awesome entries from Round 1 here on Bloggers Row. I will be posting all 10 entries over the next few days, so be sure to check them out and leave your feedback in the comments.

All entries will be reprinted without editing for fairness’ sake. Thanks again for your support and readership, EN! We are so thrilled to have such quality entries this year.

Entrant: Dagmar Caramello, 24

Bio: I’ve been riding since I was five years old and have focused on eventing as my primary equestrian sport of choice since then. I’ve also spent the past three years breezing horses at the Bowie and Laurel racetracks. Right now I am working with my Oldenburg mare who came out of the jumpers 4 years ago with her mind completely blown. She’s super fancy, equally crazy, and I love her for that. I’ve had to (re)start her from the ground up and, fingers crossed, she will move up to Prelim later this year.

I currently work as the Director of the Unwanted Horse Coalition at the American Horse Council in Washington, DC. I just completed my MA in English at the University of Maryland in December, 2013. I went to Penn State for undergrad where I majored in English and minored in Equine Science. Ultimately, I’d love to be able to write/edit for an equine magazine or website while restraining horses off the track.
Embarrassing: I CANNOT do math. I’m severely mathematically challenged. This means I have to keep a note to myself in my phone with striding and measurements so I don’t have to stand in the middle of course walks counting how many steps equals three strides. Setting up grids at home is a process…
Entry: Insanity in the Middle

I started riding when I was five years old and never looked back.

The horse that introduced me to the sport of eventing was a school horse named Duchess. She was a bay mare of questionable breeding—probably QH/TB– with a star, stripe, and a snip on her lower lip (oddly enough, my current mare sports these same markings). She was your typical school horse—bombproof, reliable, and a little cranky. I do, however, remember that she could surprise you with a dirty stop when you weren’t paying attention This is possibly where I developed an affinity for opinionated alpha mares.

I did my first event with Duchess when I was eight. Up until this point I had spent three years doing dressage shows, hunter shows, combined tests—anything to get exposure, experience, and some competition mileage under my belt. I don’t think my mom was at the event that day. She was probably too scared to watch her four-foot tall daughter barreling (trotting and cantering) around over hulking, solid fences (logs). I’m fairly certain that today my mom still imagines that I’m riding around the Grand National steeplechase course every time I leave the start box.

I know for a fact that my dad was there that day because he was the “horse parent” (He can still be found at the stadium out-gate ready with my cross-country vest and galloping boots. He can also be found unsuccessfully legging me back up after SJ/XC tack changes while my mare scoots and spins out from under me and into innocent bystanders). I’m also going to assume that my mom wasn’t there because all photo evidence of that day would suggest that Duchess had been amputated at the knees (my dad’s photography skills have improved slightly in the past 17 years, though iPhone cameras now pose an entirely new set of challenges). After an obedient dressage test and two clean jump rounds, the day concluded with a blue ribbon. It’s still pinned to a bulletin board in my parents’ house.

One thing I’ve noticed about eventers is that many seem to get into the sport at a young age, whether through Pony Club, a parent, or simply by virtue of being brought up in an event barn. I know there are plenty of riders who make the transition from the hunters or the dressage arena, but it’s the riders who spend their childhoods galloping out on cross-country courses and trails, tackling whatever challenges that happened to materialize between their horse’s ears, that have that certain grit that is unique to this breed of riders.

Some call it insanity. Some call it eventing. Tomato, tomato.

When I was five years old I was lucky enough to just stumble into a lesson barn that focused primarily on eventing (something that I’ve learned is pretty rare). In addition to our weekly dressage and jumping lessons, my friends and I also spent a lot of time galloping around our barn’s cross country-course and exploring miles of surrounding trails. This introduction to riding encouraged active, effective riding, developed problem solving skills, and instilled in me a sense of confidence and independence. While never done recklessly, the lessons and shows I attended as a kid consistently presented me with new challenges, tested my skills, and pushed me outside of my comfort zone. Twenty years later and I am still learning and developing as a rider every day. This is the reason I love eventing. With three sports neatly packaged into one ultimate test of athleticism, finesse, power, and grace, eventing is, in my opinion, the most dynamic equestrian sport out there. And because eventing as a whole, requires the mastery of three unique sports, there is always something to improve upon. We are constantly adopting new skills and adapting old ones.

Over the past twenty years, while I have remained a steadfast eventer, I have spent plenty of time riding in and around other horse sports. After leaving my barn, a lease brought me to a dressage barn for the next three years. Later, I boarded my mare at a nearby hunter barn while I was at Penn State. Finally, I’ve spent the past three years galloping horses at the Bowie and Laurel racetracks. While you may have guessed what the DQs and hunters thought of us event riders (spoiler alert: we’re insane!) you probably wouldn’t expect the same reaction from a professional jockey. On several occasions I’ve gotten into debates with jockeys over which sport attracts crazier riders. Sure, you’re galloping around at 35 miles per hour, on a three-year-old you’ve only been on a handful of times, knocking stirrups with the other 10 horses in the race who are also going about 35mph, but I’m the crazy one? “I like to keep all my horse’s feet on the ground. Jumping is nuts!” they argue.

Alright, well at a flat-out gallop your horse’s feet aren’t technically all on the ground, but I see your point…

So maybe we are all a little bit insane. But in what context? One thing I’ve learned about eventing is that success is greatly determined by personal perception, and only sometimes by ribbons and scoreboards. A good day for one rider might mean keeping their green OTTB inside the dressage arena at their first Beginner Novice, while a good day for another rider might include a double clean trip around an Intermediate course.

Some riders strive to win Rolex, while others make it their life goal to get to Training level. But that unquenchable thirst for the adrenaline rush we get waiting in the start box, that hunger to grow and improve that can never quite be satisfied, are things we are all familiar with.

Maybe we are all a little insane, but if insanity is our illness, then cross-country is our drug. Go Insanity. Go Eventing!

Throwback Thursday Presented by Ice Horse: Guess the Horse

Welcome to Throwback Thursday! Each Thursday, we will be bringing you some vintage eventing photos and posts. Do you want to show us your first horse or a photo of your early riding days? Email [email protected].

Cute much? Cute much?

Happy Thursday! We really hope you enjoyed the trivia round last week that featured a great prize from our sponsor, Ice Horse. Stay tuned for another upcoming Throwback Thursday contest; get your creative juices flowing! In case you missed it, check out last week’s Throwback Thursday and, while you’re at it, take a gander at the awesome Emergency Wrap that Ice Horse offered up as that week’s prize. Pretty cool, huh?

This week, we’ve got a special horse featured who competed at the Advanced level as a “horse of a different color.” I had every little girl’s obsession with Palominos and dappled greys, so you can imagine how adorable this foal photo is to me.

Because we couldn't have just one picture.

Because we couldn’t have just one picture.

Now comes the fun part! If you have a guess of this fantastic horse’s identity, post it in the comments. Happy guessing!

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USEF Names High Performance Summer/Fall Training Lists

Boyd Martin and Shamwari at Luhmühlen. Photo by Jenni Autry. Boyd Martin and Shamwari at Luhmühlen. Photo by Jenni Autry.

The USEF has just released the names on the High Performance Summer and Fall Training Lists. The horses and riders listed in each section will participate in training sessions with Chef d’Equipe David O’Connor on dates to be announced later.

As with this year’s Winter/Spring training lists, there is only one pair listed under Global Talent, and it’s clear that the selectors have really put their faith into Boyd Martin and Shamwari 4 after a great performance at Luhmühlen —even with the relatively new and untested partnership these two have. These two threw down in Germany, stamping their ticket to Normandy and a spot on the Global Talent List.

The rest of the U.S. WEG squad is, of course, on the lists as well. The depth that can be seen all the way through each list is impressive and an encouraging sign that U.S. eventing is headed in the right direction.

The combinations named are as follows, taken from the press release posted on the USEF’s website:

Global Talent
Combinations that currently possess the ability to win anywhere in the world.

Boyd Martin (Cochranville, Pa.) and the Shamwari 4 Syndicate LLC’s Shamwari 4
Shamwari 4 is a 2002 Hanoverian gelding.

World Class
Combinations that currently possess the ability to be competitive anywhere in the world.  

Jan Byyny (Purcellville, Va.) and her own and Dick and Jo Bynny’s Inmidair
Inmidair is a 1999 New Zealand Thoroughbred gelding.

Hannah Sue Burnett (The Plains, Va.) and Jacqueline Mars’ Harbour Pilot
Harbour Pilot is a 2003 Irish Sport Horse gelding.

Buck Davidson (Ocala, Fla.) and Carl and Cassandra Segal’s Park Trader
Park Trader is a 2002 Irish Thoroughbred gelding.

Buck Davidson (Ocala, Fla.) and Carl and Cassandra Segal’s Ballynoe Castle RM
Ballynoe Castle RM is a 2000 Irish Thoroughbred gelding.

Phillip Dutton (West Grove, Pa.) and the Trading Aces LLC’s Trading Aces
Trading Aces is a 2004 Irish Sport Horse gelding.

Phillip Dutton (West Grove, Pa.) and Bruce Duchossois’ Mighty Nice
Mighty Nice is a 2004 Irish Sport Horse gelding.

Sinead Halpin (Oldwick, N.J.) and Manoir De Carneville Syndicate’s Manoir de Carneville
Manoir de Carneville is a 2000 Selle Francais gelding.

Lauren Kieffer (Middleburg, Va.) and Team Rebecca, LLC’s Veronica
Veronica is a 2002 Dutch Warmblood mare.

Marilyn Little (Frederick, Md.) and Raylyn Farms and Team Demeter’s RF Demeter
RF Demeter is a 2002 Oldenburg mare.

Clark Montgomery (Wiltshire, UK) and Jessica Montgomery, Kathryn Kraft, and Holly and William Becker’s Loughan Glen
Loughan Glen is a 2003 Irish Sport Horse gelding.

Clark Montgomery (Wiltshire, UK) and Jessica Montgomery, Carole Montgomery, Janet Higgins, and Elizabeth Smith’s Universe
Universe is a 2001 Dutch Warmblood gelding.

Meghan O’Donoghue (Carbondale, Ill.) and her own Pirate
Pirate is a 2002 Thoroughbred gelding.

Doug Payne (Apex, N.C.) and Larry and Amelia Ross’ and his own Crown Talisman
Crown Talisman is a 2003 Holsteiner/Thoroughbred gelding.

Kim Severson (Charlottesville, Va.) and her own Fernhill Fearless
Fernhill Fearless is a 2000 Irish Sport Horse gelding.

Lynn Symansky (Middleburg, Va.) and her own Donner
Donner is a 2003 Thoroughbred gelding.

National List
Combinations that are currently competitive in domestic international-level competition, and who the USEF Selection Committee feel have the future potential to be competitive anywhere in the world.

Maya Black (Clinton, Wash.) and Dawn Dofelmier’s Doesn’t Play Fair
Doesn’t Play Fair is a 2005 Holsteiner gelding.

Will Coleman (Charlottesville, Va.) and Four Star Eventing Group’s OBOS O’Reilly
OBOS O’Reilly is a 2003 Irish Sport Horse gelding.

Buck Davidson (Ocala, Fla.) and Caroline and Sherrie Martin’s Petite Flower
Petite Flower is a 2002 Thoroughbred mare.

Ellen Doughty (Heartland, Texas) and her own Sir Oberon
Sir Oberon is a 2002 Holsteiner/Thoroughbred gelding.

Phillip Dutton (West Grove, Pa.) and Tom Tierney and Ann Jones’ Fernhill Fugitive
Fernhill Fugitive is a 2005 Irish Sport Horse gleding.

Will Faudree (Hoffman, N.C.) and Jennifer Mosing’s Pawlow
Pawlow is a 1999 Irish Thoroughbred gelding.

Elisabeth Halliday-Sharp (East Sussex, UK) and Deborah Halliday’s Fernhill By Night
Fernhill By Night is a 2003 Irish Sport Horse gelding.

Lillian Heard (Hamilton, Va.) and her own Share Option
Share Option is a 2002 Thoroughbred Cross gelding.

Caroline Martin (Miami Beach, Fla.) and her own and Sherrie Martin’s Quantum Solace
Quantum Solace is a 2005 Argentinian Thoroughbred gelding.

Kurt Martin (Middleburg, Va.) and his own Anna Bella
Anna Bella is a 2006 Holsteiner mare.

Michael Pollard (Dalton, Ga.) and his own, Carl Bouckaert, and Natalie Pollard’s Mensa G
Mensa G is a 1998 Thoroughbred gelding.

Lizzie Snow (Southern Pines, N.C.) and Kathryn Rosson and Diane Snow’s Coal Creek
Coal Creek is a 2000 Thoroughbred gelding.

Sharon White (Summit Point, W.V.) and Mary Ann Ghadban’s Under Suspection
Under Suspection is a 2004 Holsteiner mare.

Sharon White (Summit Point, W.V.) and her own and Sheri Weber’s Wundermaske
Wundermaske is a 2003 Hanoverian/Thoroughbred gelding.

In addition, the following riders will be invited to participate in Training Sessions with David O’Connor: 

Mathew Brown (Sebastopol, Calif.) and Blossm Creek Foundation’s Super Socks BCF
Super Socks BCF is a 2006 Irish Sport Horse gelding.

Mathew Brown (Sebastopol, Calif.) and Blossm Creek Foundation’s BCF Belicoso
BCF Belicoso is a 2006 Irish Sport Horse gelding.

Sydney Conley-Elliott (Bossier City, La.) and Carol Stephens’ Cisko A
Cisko A is a 2006 Westphalian gelding.

Colleen Rutledge (Frederick, Md.) and her own Covert Rights
Covert Rights is a 2006 Thoroughbred Cross gelding.

Blogger Contest Round 1: Romily Bernard

We announced the 10 Blogger Contest finalists this morning, and now we’re bringing you their awesome entries from Round 1 here on Bloggers Row. I will be posting all 10 entries over the next few days, so be sure to check them out and leave your feedback in the comments.

All entries will be reprinted without editing for fairness’ sake. Thanks again for your support and readership, EN! We are so thrilled to have such quality entries this year.

Entrant: Romily Bernard

Bio: I graduated from Georgia State University with a Literature degree. Since then, I’ve worked as a riding instructor, cell phone salesgirl, personal assistant, groom, exercise rider, accounting assistant, and, during a very dark time, customer service rep. So don’t let anyone tell you a BA will keep you unemployed.

Entry: Holy Order of Equestrians…Or How To Be a HOE

So a coworker of mine wants to enroll her kid in riding lessons and came to me for advice. Not the “where should I take little Kingston Yale,” but the “so tell me what having horses is really like!” Usually, this elicits an awkward silence and expression that can only be described as a hemorrhoid grimace on my part. But, because my workspace is next to the office’s only bathroom and one of our project managers has either epic diarrhea or an alien crawling out of his ass, I welcomed the diversion.

Riding, I said, is like a religious calling. By signing up precious Aurora Jade, you’re enrolling her in the Holy Order of Equestrians.

1. Vow of Poverty.

Self-explanatory to any horseperson, but civilians must be convinced that when four-legged income drain, Fahvenpoughkeepsie, pronounced Christopher, steps on your foot with those four-hundred dollar aluminum shoes it’s just his way of saying he loves

2. Life of Prayer.

Riders are big into this and very open-minded. They’ll plead with any deity who may be listening to get Fahvenpoughkeepsie, pronounced Christopher, over the baby ditch, onto the trailer, or off of their foot.

3. Chastity.

You cannot be one of those couples inventing new uses for the washing machine if you’re a rider.

Unless you event of course.

But you still have to be up at 4AM to feed Fahvenpoughkeepsie, pronounced Christopher, so he has the strength to stomp you again.

You should so do it, I encouraged her. Fresh air is really good for kids. Oh, your daughter’s skin is the same color as Elmer’s Glue? Uh, well, she’ll learn a new set of skills!

After all who hasn’t seen a kid shove two fingers up one nostril while waiting for her pony to do something…anything. And she’ll certainly learn to wash her hands, which is something none of my coworkers have yet to grasp.

So here’s the new order!

Wednesday Video from KPP: Brian O’Connor’s Battle NOT on a Horse

I’m not sure if anyone can ride an imaginary horse as well as Brian O’Connor. Mike Smallwood has challenged Brian to a stick horse duel at this year’s JUMP!, prompting this epic training video complete with a Rocky-style montage. Hosted by Sharon White, JUMP! will help her fundraise for a trip to compete in Europe this fall. Click here for the entry form to JUMP, to be held on July 5 at Last Frontier Farm.

Jana Lyle: A Weekend With George Morris

George Morris descended upon the Midwest last weekend, armed with sarcasm and brilliant training tips. EN reader Jana Lyle was able to check an item off of her bucket list and participate in the clinic, and she was kind enough to send in her thoughts on the weekend. Many thanks to Jana for sending in her report, and thank you for reading! Do you have a clinic report or other story you’d like to share? Email it to us at [email protected].

Jana Lyle and Tupelo. Photo by Stephanie Hussman.

Jana Lyle and Tupelo. Photo by Stephanie Hussman.

From Jana:

For the past 25 years, the first thing I turn to when my Practical Horseman magazine arrives each month is the George Morris Jumping Clinic. I audited a clinic of his years ago in Chicago and hoped to someday go back and ride, but never had the horse, the time or the money (or confidence). Riding in a clinic with him has always been on my bucket list, but as the years passed, I didn’t think it would actually happen.

I was actually in the ICU with a lacerated spleen — I was kicked in the ribs — a little over a month ago when it was announced he would be hosting a clinic in town. I couldn’t pass that opportunity up, so I secured the last open spot before I even knew when the doctors would allow me to ride again.

Fortunately, I only needed two weeks off but still felt horribly unprepared as the date arrived; the sore ribs hindered the hours of no-stirrup work I had planned on putting in (turns out we were spared that work in the clinic anyway). I spent the week before obsessively cleaning and polishing every piece of tack and repeatedly bathing my poor grey horse.

The clinic was hosted at the gorgeous Altamonte Show Stables in St. Louis, Mo., home of Brody Robertson Show Jumps. The facility has an amazing jump field, complete with banks, ditches, brush and a water complex. I was hoping we would get to ride in the jump field because I expected George would incorporate the natural obstacles and terrain into his courses, and I was not disappointed.

The clinic started with quick introductions and a check of position and tack. We had all received the memo about having a stick and spurs; solid, stainless steel stirrups; a loose running martingale (no standing martingales were permitted); no earplugs or bonnets; and the obvious (I would hope) collared shirt, polished boots and clean tack, so there were no tack changes at first glance.

George riding Tupelo. Photo by Pat Miner.

George riding Tupelo. Photo by Patt Mineer.

My monoflap saddle gave away the fact that I am an eventer, and George explained a lot of eventers ride with their toe forward or even in, a carryover from their dressage position, rolling their leg away from the horse. Unfortunately for my dressage, I have yet to figure that out, so at least George was happy with my leg to start with.

Right away at the trot he had me soften/lower my post and raise my hands. My horse tends to travel downhill, so raising my hands helps to keep his poll up. We did a little work with shoulder-in at the trot then counter-canter (we did not canter on the natural lead at all during the flat portion).

We warmed up over a four-stride line trotting in and cantering out in five strides one direction and cantering in and trotting out the other, always halting on a straight line. We then added a small vertical going downhill set over a ditch in a direct five strides or bending six. Most of the horses in the clinic had not dealt with terrain issues or ditches; a few had issues, but they were resolved quickly.

As we were moving to the next exercise George called me over and had me hop off. I knew he was going to ride my horse, and honestly I was not quite as excited as I should have been. I got my horse straight off the track as a 3-year-old, and I’ve had tons of amazing help from the ground but I have done all the riding. A few of my trainers have sat on him for a few minutes here or there, but no one else has ever jumped him, and I’m kind of proud of that, but it’s George Morris!

George used my horse as an example to show how to pick your distance and place your horse at the jump, demonstrating long and short distances over a small vertical. My horse has developed a bad habit of chipping in at a longer distance (an over-correction from the scary long distance he preferred when we first started jumping), so George wanted me to work on using my leg and spur off the ground when we got the longer spot. He wanted everyone to stay off their horse’s backs and in a forward seat all the time while jumping; he explained there is a place for sitting down or being behind the motion, but it is overused.

On the second day, we worked on shoulder-in and leg yielding at the trot, then flying lead changes on a figure eight. He had me go first; he was looking for us to straighten our horses across the diagonal first, then ask for the lead change with the new inside leg. There was no opportunity to mention that I’ve never schooled changes with my horse, so I was nervous it would be a disaster but was pleasantly surprised. We didn’t nail every one, but by the second loop each direction, he was getting it and had a very clean, straight change to his less-preferred lead to end with — I was thrilled.

The courses on the second day involved another vertical set over a ditch in a little gulley, a small trakhener, an up-bank, a bounce set on top of a burm, an oxer built over a stone wall and a hedge — we had so much fun with all of it.

I had kind of stayed under the radar up to this point and avoided any harsh words until we moved on to a one-to-one stride triple. George had me go first and wanted me to be sure my horse didn’t add. He told me to use my stick going in, and I made the mistake of using my seat as an aid coming out.

Unfortunately, despite a good PA system, it was very difficult to hear and understand George; he would critique your ride as you were jumping, so many of the riders didn’t hear what we needed to correct or how he wanted you to correct it. I knew he didn’t want me to sit, so I stayed forward and used my stick in between both jumps — this was the wrong answer.

We were so close to the end of the second day, and I’d almost made it through without a serious reprimand from him, but then I wouldn’t have had the true George Morris experience without it. The next time, my horse “carried me through” the combination, which was what George was looking for.

I was so pleased with my horse; he really held his own among the fancy hunters and equitation horses. George made it clear he is a fan of the Thoroughbred, often referring to warmbloods as “half-breeds” and commenting that several of the horses did not have enough blood in them.

I’m so appreciative to have opportunities like this; it was definitely a once-in-a-lifetime experience for me and well worth it!

Blogger Contest Round 1: Wendy Angel

We announced the 10 Blogger Contest finalists this morning, and now we’re bringing you their awesome entries from Round 1 here on Bloggers Row. I will be posting all 10 entries over the next few days, so be sure to check them out and leave your feedback in the comments.

All entries will be reprinted without editing for fairness’ sake. Thanks again for your support and readership, EN! We are so thrilled to have such quality entries this year.

Entrant: Wendy Angel

Bio: Wendy Angel, 35 is a recovering weenie newbie eventer who tries to not be a disgrace to the sport every time she rides, but she never takes herself too seriously. She and her luggy Percheron/TB cross (the TB part is hiding….) Ollie live in Atlanta, where she works in marketing. Since she’s soon moving to Texas, she might try her hand at some pole bending or something, but is afraid Ollie’s giant head might get stuck between poles.

Entry:

Eventing…. such a beautiful sport, full of poetry in motion. The harmony of horse and rider through the three phases of eventing is like a work of art. Inspired by this poetic force that is eventing and its riders, I present to you a set of Eventing Haikus that are representative of the class and dignity that we embody as a whole.

Why is dressage first
Horse is a spooky beast
I’m going to go drink

It has rained for weeks
No jumping practice for me
Might get yellow card

First BN event
Paid a million bucks for this
Horse throws a shoe

Why do we wear white?
Seriously, why do we?
We are so stupid

In first, post dressage
Stadium, no penalties
Then I go off course

Bought new dressage tack
Then my horse grew like a lot
I guess I’ll go drink

Flying by pants seats
At unrated shows
Trainers need more meds

Horse stepped out of ring
Then I was disqualified
He totally knew

Horse eating his hay
I come back in five minutes
He is playing dead

Dressage is stupid
Says my off the track gelding
Why can’t I go fast?

A weenie rider
And my horse is green as grass
I guess I’ll go drink

Dressage judge was nice
With her “fairly straight” comment
Looked like wet noodle

I just went off course
By jumping a bigger jump
My balls are on fire

Insanity now
And insanity later
We over achieve

My horse is a draft
But I’m only 5’2″
Guess I’ll get spurs

My horse gets new shoes
I don’t get new anything
He knows he’s in charge

I just changed my shirt
I look so damn hot in this
Here comes the green froth

I walked my course thrice
Walk confidently in ring
Crap I just forgot

Horse hates the water
We approach hesitantly
Aaaahhh we are launching

Have a grey gelding
Is fond of his pee pillow
He’s so disgusting

Why you all braiding?
It is just a schooling show
Making me look bad

Moves like sewing ‘chine
Has a giant doofy head
But packs me around

Why do they not have
Rolex Novice Division?
Would rock that shiz-nay

My gelding so thinks
He has the moves like Jagger
He moves like seizure

All my money gone
But I’m happy eventer
I guess I’ll go drink.

Announcing Your Blogger Contest Finalists!

We are overwhelmed with the response we received to our Fourth Annual Blogger Contest here on EN, and we can’t say thank you enough to those of you who took the time to send us a sample of your writing. It was exceedingly difficult to choose our finalists this year, which lead us to choose 10 finalists as opposed to the usual eight. All of the entries were such great quality that the chinchillas are truly scared for their jobs! That says a lot right there.

It is our pleasure to announce our 10 finalists — a great group of aspiring writers, each with their own unique style of writing. We can’t wait to read their next entries. Keep it locked on Bloggers Row over the next few days to check out the first round entries from:

  • Wendy Angel
  • Romily Bernard
  • Dagmar Caramello
  • Maggie Deatrick
  • Lynn Marie Garvin
  • Rolex Husband
  • Jessica Kerschbaumer
  • Laura Millerick
  • John Rueter
  • Amanda Schmidt

Our 10 finalists are already working hard on their next entry, which will respond to this prompt: The U.S. World Equestrian Games squad was announced last week. We offered our own take on the riders and horses named to the team — now let’s hear yours. Analyze the squad in an interesting, funny, informative and creative way. Their second round entries are due Tuesday, July 1 at 8 p.m. EST.

Best of luck, and congratulations to our finalists!