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#FlashbackFriday Video from SmartPak: Behind the Scenes at Badminton

The more eagle-eyed among you may have already spotted something amiss – namely, that it’s not actually Friday. Our excuse? It’s always Friday at EN, baby. Except when it’s Saturday. And that only counts when there’s cross-country happening. Right now? Days are meaningless – but Badminton memories certainly aren’t.

Today’s video comes to you from the New Zealand eventing crew and takes you behind the scenes at 2018’s renewal of Badminton – a big year for the Kiwis. Enjoy a snoop around the stables, a sneak peek at what the grooms get up to, and lots and lots of footage of the indomitable Classic Moet. It’s almost like being there. Almost.

Laura Collett Leads Virtual Eventing Dressage; Approximately No One is Surprised

 

In one of the least surprising moments in sporting history, Laura Collett and London 52 – a horse who Just. Wants. To. Dance., damnit – swooped into the lead in the second and final day of dressage in the NAF Virtual Eventing 5* today. Their 24.9 puts them nearly a mark and a half ahead of yesterday’s leaders Yasmin Ingham and Sandman 7, now relegated to second place, though their impressive score comes despite a significant judging discrepancy – while both Jane Tolley and Les Smith had Laura in the 77th percentile, Annabel Scrimgeour awarded them a 70.93% (which is still a very good mark, mind you). This has been a particularly interesting insight into the subjectivity of judging, because all three of the hugely experienced assembled judges are scoring from the same viewpoint, rather than from separate points of the arena.

At any rate, though, Laura and London 52 – known to his friends as ‘Dan’ – managed to rack up 9s for all three gaits plus the halt, which seems almost unfair to this writer, who has never actually seen a 9 on any of her scoresheets and is concerned that perhaps she never will. Laura, if you want to share, you know where to find me. Please do consider sending over some of that impressive trot, too.

Though much of the top ten remains untouched after a slew of impressive performances yesterday, a 27.3 saw Boyd Martin and his US National Champion Tsetserleg take overnight fifth. Unlike some of his competitors, ‘Thomas’ – or, colloquially, ‘Sexy Legs’ – is no stranger to this level; to secure his National Champ title, he recorded a close second place finish at 2019’s renewal of the Land Rover Kentucky Three-Day Event, losing out on the win to that pesky Townend bloke. Would this have been their year? We’ll never know – but we do know that Boyd comes into this competition with something to prove (and a mullet), and that could make tomorrow very interesting indeed.

Those viewers partial to a dishy French export were in for a treat today: both Tom Carlile and Sebastian Cavaillon sashayed their way into their respective arenas, casting brooding glances down the centreline and generally bringing a bit of joy to our lonely, locked-down lives. For his part, Tom made an impression on the judges and not just bored and lonely journalists, earning a score of 29.4 with the nine-year-old mare Birmane to sit eighth at the culmination of dressage.

If the wider eventing public hadn’t noticed Tom’s delightful up-and-comer before now, they certainly did today, aided by the enthusiastic admiration of commentator Spencer Sturmey. In her first 4*-L last season at Boekelo, Birmane finished in the top ten and looked considerably more mature than her eight years would have suggested. For the French team, who took the gold medal at Rio but have since sold on or retired half their remarkable mounts there, the postponement of the Tokyo Olympics could be something of a blessing in disguise – much of their most exciting talent is young and not yet established, and while the lack of competitive opportunities this year doesn’t foster an ideal learning environment, an extra year of focused training and strength-building could see them create a formidable team next summer, stocked with the likes of Birmane, Astier Nicolas’s Babylon de Gamma, and Mathieu Lemoine’s Tzinga d’Auzay. Fellow Virtual Eventing competitor Sebastian Cavaillon, 13th overnight on the smokey-eyed Sarah d’Argouges, also looks a strong contender on recent form, as does Christopher Six, who was impressive as an individual competitor at last year’s European Championships with Totem de Brecey, finishing fourth.

But enough speculation about the French, charming as they are – this week’s all about eventing in cyberspace, man. The final new entrant onto the leaderboard was the USA’s Hannah Sue Burnett, who rode Lukeswell – though there was some fierce online debate about whether this was, in fact, actually Lukeswell – to a 30.5 to round out the top ten.

Tomorrow’s competition takes us into the cross-country phase from 11am BST/6am Eastern time – but with our competitors under lockdown orders around the world, this is going to be cross-country like you’ve never seen it before. The only thing we can advise? Expect the unexpected – and maybe crack open a beer or two, too. It’s going to be a wild and weird sort of day. Let’s take a look at the leaderboard – could we see a major shake-up tomorrow? Will Virtual Eventing award its own version of the Glentrool Trophy for the highest climber through the competition? All remains to be seen:

The top ten at the conclusion of dressage.

You can rewatch all of yesterday and today’s action on Virtual Eventing’s Facebook page or website. Fancy a bit of guilt-free shopping? Head on over to the Virtual Trade Village, jam-packed with amazing deals (hello, 20% off a custom Voltaire saddle! Hi, £170 off a bespoke tailcoat!), or pick up your Virtual Eventing merch. Want to share your pennies for a good cause? Chuck a little something in the pot of your favourite rider – each competitor is raising vital funds for their country’s medical charity. Can you help them get to £150,000 by the end of the week? And more importantly, will you be joining us at the riders’ party tomorrow evening?

Badminton in the Rearview: The Birth of Badminton

This week, in lieu of hanging out in a field in Gloucestershire ourselves, we’re going to be sharing some of our favourite Badminton content of years gone by, as well as some new pieces to keep the nostalgia train going strong. Today, we look back at the history of Badminton in a post originally published on February 28, 2019…

Sixth at the very first running of Badminton, Captain Tony Collings and Remus would return a year later to take the title. Photo courtesy of Badminton Horse Trials.

The Birth of Eventing

Despite Great Britain’s reputation as the mecca of three-day-eventing, the country was actually a bit of a slow burner when it came to adopting the sport. In fact, it’s the French who can boast of the earliest iteration of it; their military competition, the Championnat du Cheval d’Armes, featured challenges resembling modern eventing as early as 1902. But it wasn’t until the king of Sweden’s Master of the Horse, Count Clarence von Rosen, got ahold of it in 1912 that the first true event was staged at the Stockholm Olympics, because why spend a few years ironing out the details of a sport when you could just chuck it into the most prestigious championships in the world and figure it out as you go along?

Open only to active military men on military horses, the ‘Militaire’ began with a 33-mile endurance ride, followed by a three-mile cross country course. The second day was a rest day, followed by steeplechase on day three, while day four was devoted to the showjumping test. Only on the fifth day did horse and rider enter the dressage arena — there, they would perform a 10-minute long test to a panel of seven judges, ostensibly to demonstrate their ability to perform in important military displays such as the changing of the guard, or in the parades that were often used to celebrate the country’s monarchy.

The test, called ‘Prize Riding,’ bore little resemblance to modern-day dressage: many riders rode one-handed, showing off movements such as ‘fast walk’ (a perennial favourite among over-fit event horses, even back then), Spanish walk, and gallop. Bafflingly, the test included five show jumps of roughly 1.10m (3’7), and one instance of Don’t-Try-This-At-Home: horse and rider had to jump an overturned barrel while someone rolled it towards them. Yeah, we don’t know either.

Sweden’s Axel Nordlander survives all 862 phases to take the individual eventing title at the 1912 Olympics. Many horses and riders would contest more than one discipline. Show-offs. Photo via Public Domain/IOC.

By the time the Antwerp Games rolled around in 1920, the decision had been made to scrap dressage altogether, proving that eventers are made of the same fundamental stuff, no matter which decade you find us in. But by 1924, some sadist decided it probably ought to be slotted back in.

The organisers of the 1912 Games had had a pretty appealing reason to pop dressage in at the end of the competition: “With respect to the order in which the various tests should be executed, it was thought best to place the prize riding last, as the clearest obedience-test could thereby be obtained. A well-trained horse that has been severely taxed should, even after taking part in the previous tests, be able to do itself justice in the final one too.” Paris, clearly laughing in the face of danger, reintroduced everyone’s least favourite phase at the beginning of the competition, and modern-day eventing was born, sort of.

Eventing Comes to England

Despite fielding a team at every Games, Great Britain had only managed to medal once in the equestrian disciplines, when they clinched a team bronze for eventing at the 1936 Berlin Games. But this wasn’t, perhaps, something to write home about — the fourth-placed Czechoslovakian team finished on an incredible score of 18,952 after one of their riders got lost on cross country, and then misplaced his horse, and took three hours to find his errant nag and his way home. There was a lot to be done, but outside of the military barracks, no one in the UK knew, or cared, about eventing. Berlin’s Games — known, colloquially, as the Nazi Games —  would be the last Olympics for two cycles: both the 1940 and the 1944 Games were scheduled and ultimately abandoned because of World War Two. In 1948, though, the Olympics were back — and this time, they were heading to London.

The three-day eventing competition was held at Tweseldown Racecourse, part of the Aldershot military complex and, to this day, one of the most popular one-day event venues in Britain. The host nation, with its rich equestrian history, expected itself to do very well in these disciplines, despite a shortage of equine talent — and far too little training time — after the ravages of the Second World War.

They categorically did not. Riding horses they’d only begun to school that spring, the British eventing team had just one finisher — Major Borwick made it to the end of the competition, while Brigadier Lyndon Bolton hit the deck twice and Major Stewart’s horse went lame before it could even begin the cross country. The competition was a wash-out for the Brits, but it did have one enormously important legacy: it introduced eventing to a hungry audience who had grown up on the hunting field and saw success in this exciting new triathlon-of-sorts as a birthright.

“It came as a rude awakening to find that we were not very good,” mused The Horseman’s Year some 11 years later, pointing out that “there is nothing which so gets under the skin of an Englishman as to be told he does not know how to ride.”

One Englishman and Olympic committee member in particular thought something ought to be done — and his conviction set the wheels in motion to create the heart of the sport in his home country.

A Star is Born

His Grace the 10th Duke of Beaufort, Henry Hugh Arthur Fitzroy Somerset, or ‘Master’ to his nearest and dearest, was a man of enormously high esteem. His sprawling Gloucestershire estate was home to one of the country’s most famous packs of hounds, and when he wasn’t carrying out his duties as Master of the Hunt, the Duke could be found serving as Master of the Horse to the royal family, a position he would hold for a record-breaking 42 years, serving under three sovereigns. He took equestrian sport incredibly seriously; in 1933 he headed up a committee that would establish the London International Horse Show at Olympia, which remains one of the country’s most beloved horsey establishments, and he was Vice President of the FEI and the BHS, too.

As such, he was one of the first people to see Great Britain’s immense potential for success in this exciting new discipline, and together with his close friend and British Horse Society council member Colonel Trevor Horn, he began to research the logistics and formalities of building an international-standard three-day eventing venue on his own Badminton estate. With the right infrastructure and a home competition at which to practise, he was sure that the British team could bring home a medal at the next Games. Somehow, he suspected, there was even a way to get past Britain’s deep suspicion of ‘dressage’, this ostentatiously continental pastime of silly circus tricks that seemed so thoroughly at odds with the fast and furious galloping and jumping the rest of the sport was based around.

He wasted no time. The BHS granted its approval and the Duke assembled an organising committee of military men, with Horn stepping into the daunting role of director. Horn’s legacy is, perhaps, one of the most overlooked — after all, he had just that one Olympic event to use as a reference point, and the FEI was yet to draft a set of rules for the sport, so he was working with the most raw of materials: a sprawling acreage, an end date, and a set of ideals. But that was all he’d need to create the blueprint for British eventing, and the rules he made up as he worked built the framework for the sport as we know it.

Photo courtesy of Badminton Horse Trials.

‘The Most Important Horse Event in Great Britain’

Britain in 1949 was an altogether different beast. Just a handful of years out of the devastation of World War Two, it was a nation rebuilding itself — and reexamining itself, too. The class system that had defined British society and culture for so long was unravelling; two long wars had shaken the country’s foundations and life was suddenly becoming much less Downton Abbey for all concerned. But it wasn’t quite there yet. Although it’s commonplace now to be able to walk into just about any stately country home you so choose, thanks to the ministrations of the National Trust and the need for the remaining ‘landed gentry’ to cover upkeep costs, back then, access to these upper echelons of society was restricted to a privileged few, even in this new dawn. In fact, it was in 1949 that the first of the country’s many manor houses was opened to the public — that was Longleat House, an Elizabethan prodigy house set in sumptuous Capability Brown-designed gardens. Its acreage would later become home to the UK’s foremost safari park.

Come one, come all: despite dressage’s limited popularity in Britain, and some arguably poor examples of the discipline, spectators still flocked to watch the first phase in its old location on the north side of Badminton House. Photo courtesy of Badminton Horse Trials.

When the public realised they’d get the chance to make merry on the very same grounds frequented by the who’s-who of British society, they jumped at the chance. The crowds at the very first ‘Badminton Three Days’ Event: The Most Important Horse Event in Great Britain’ were considerably larger than its organisers expected at roughly 6,000 people, and once inside, they were given free rein. The dreaded dressage and showjumping took place in front of the house in those days, where only the horse inspections take place now, and rather than piling into grandstands, spectators and judges alike stood atop their cars or sat on straw bales to watch. The cross-country course wasn’t roped, and instead, people were expected to keep their wits about them and get out of the way of an oncoming horse — tricky, perhaps, when riders were allowed to take whichever line they so choose from one fence to the next.

Judges oversee the final showjumping phase.

Making a Go of It

Forty-seven horse and rider combinations put in entries for this intriguing new competition on the spring calendar, among them military men, hunters, racing types, Thoroughbreds, cobs, and, though they weren’t yet allowed to compete at the Olympics, women. Of the twenty-two eventual starters, a quarter were female. The highest-placed of the 1949 girlpower contingent was Vivien Machin-Goodall, who would go on to be the first female three-day event winner.

The shopping was almost as good then as it is now. Almost. Photo courtesy of Badminton Horse Trials.

Even adjusted for inflation, entering the first iteration of the Badminton Horse Trials was as cheap as chips. The entry fee was just £2 per horse (roughly £69 in today’s money — a tenner less than an entry into Tweseldown’s BE80 class would cost you now), while the winner was promised a princely sum of £150 (£5190), a pittance compared to today’s first prize of £100,000.

But then again, the first Badminton was a gamble, with almost all of its first competitors admitting that they didn’t necessarily take it seriously — it was, in the words of David Somerset, who would go on to become the legendary 11th Duke of Beaufort, “just a sort of hunter trial” in that first year. But with its exciting and almost totally unprecedented sporting action, its friendly, laid-back feel — there was space to picnic at the Lake in those days, and you might find yourself eating your sarnies next to the royal family — and its promise of future Olympic glories, it would very quickly become a competition to be taken very seriously indeed.

For all its risks, the very first Badminton proved a hit with competitors and spectators alike, totting up a grand total of £20 (£694.25 today) in profit. Before too long, smaller events began to pop up around the country. Just as Badminton had been devised as a way to train for the ’52 Helsinki Olympics, these events were intended as a way for riders to train for Badminton, creating a funnel system that would eventually become a set of distinct levels. Badminton — the topmost echelon of eventing — led the way, and the rest of the sport was built down from there. Now, Britain holds the most one-day and three-day events prior to Badminton of any country in the world.

 

Hartpury Announces Cancellation of 2020 International Horse Trials and FEI Junior & Young Rider Championships

Sarah Bullimore and Conpierre at the 2019 iteration of the NAF International Hartpury Horse Trials. The CCI4*-S class is a popular prep run for Burghley, whose fate has not yet been decided. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

Gloucestershire’s Hartpury Equine, the events sector of Hartpury University, has announced today (May 7) that its 2020 roster of international competitions will not go ahead due to the ongoing COVID-19 crisis. The cancelled events span the disciplines and include the NAF International Hartpury Horse Trials, scheduled to take place from August 13-16 and spanning the levels from 2*–4*, and the FEI European Championships for Juniors and Young Riders, scheduled for July 27–August 2.

Phillip Cheetham, Equine Director at Hartpury, said in a statement: “While we are extremely disappointed not to be running any of these competitions in 2020, we feel this is a necessary decision to make in the current circumstances. The health of staff, volunteers, officials, competitors and visitors to Hartpury remains our top priority as well as reducing any unnecessary pressure on our local NHS services.”

“So much work has gone into the preparation for the FEI Championships, and we’ll continue to work hard with the FEI to find a way to run the competition bigger and better in the future years. We’d like to thank all our long-standing supporters and sponsors, NAF in particular, who have done so much to help prepare for our 2020 events and we look forward to working with them again in future. We look forward to welcoming everyone back for celebrations beside the International Arena when these challenging times are behind us.”

Hartpury has confirmed that it has broached the subject of staging further Championships at the venue, and has also assured ticket holders that they can expect a refund in the coming weeks. All on-site accommodation booked will also be refunded.

The NAF International Hartpury Horse Trials will return in 2021 with provisional dates of August 11–15.

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Yasmin Ingham Tops Virtual Eventing Leaderboard on Day One

The first day of dressage in the NAF Virtual Eventing 5* was jam-packed with famous faces from around the world, with representatives of seven different nations heading down their respective centrelines as they competed from home, while comedic commentary duo Pammy Hutton and Spencer Sturmey led the day’s proceedings.

Doing a dressage test in a familiar setting, without the atmosphere of a full house, might seem like dream circumstances for eventing folk, but today’s competition was no walk in the park – we saw some moments of serious tension, an elimination (hey Spencer Sturmey, you silly boy – you’re not meant to take a call midway through your test!) and one surprising instance of mid-test horse swapping from Tom Crisp.

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Absolutely delighted Sandman produced a stunning test to take the top spot on a 26.3 on day 1 of dressage 😁 he is a pleasure to ride and I’m so lucky to ride him. ❤️ a big thank you to his owners Sue Davies and Janette Chinn. Lots more amazing combinations to come tomorrow for dressage day 2, make sure you’re watching! Followed by XC & SJ over the weekend! Another huge thank you to my amazing team for helping me with this, Sandman was looking stunning 😍, and to all of my incredible supporters both 🇬🇧 and 🇮🇲 – you rock!! 💥 THE BIGGEST well done to Virtual Eventing for doing such a brilliant job putting this together 👏🏼 Please keep the donations rolling in, our total overall is over £110,000 😮 – THANK YOU! Link in bio!

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At the end of the day, young gun Yasmin Ingham leads the way with the former Pippa Funnell ride Sandman 7 after scoring an impressive 26.3 from the socially-distant ground jury of Annabel Scrimgeour, Les Smith, and Jane Tolley. This allowed them to squeak ahead of dressage dynamos Gemma Tattersall and Quicklook V, who sit a whisper behind them in second place on 26.4 at the culmination of day one.

“I’m so happy to be the overnight leader at Virtual Eventing,” says Yas, who hails from the Isle of Man but is now based in Cheshire. This marks her first time performing this test with Sandman 7; she made her five-star debut in 2018 at Pau, but rode Nightline on that occasion. Her step up into senior competition is a promising one: she’s won every under-25 British title going, and is the current reigning British under-25 champion, having finished second to Ireland’s Cathal Daniels at Bramham last season.

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WE'VE GOT A NEW LEADER! 👑 As we arrive at our third and final break of the day, the talented young rider from the Isle of Man, @yasmin_ingham_ & Sandman 7 take lead after a stunning performance for a well-deserved mark of 26.3. Just 0.1 of a mark ahead of @gemma_tattersall Don’t forget that all our riders and our charities would love your support with their fundraising efforts for covid-19 charities around the world. 🌍 🙏 Please do help, no matter how big or small. Head over to our JustGiving Page below to donate 👇 🔗https://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/fundraiser-display/showROSomeoneSpecialPage?pageId=1157025 . . . #donate #forcharity #nhs #doctors #nurses #getinvolved #virtualeventing #herewego #partygettingstarted #eventing #professionalriders #poweredbynaf #naf #naffivestar #fivestarcompetition #juniors #potd #gif #eventing #eventingunited #eventingnation #horses #horsesofinstagram #greatbritish #riders

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Though with Nightline she’s proven herself plenty capable of producing her own horses, Sandman isn’t the first horse she’s taken on that was previously ridden by a major name. She previously campaigned former Mary King rides Fernhill Urco and Imperial Cavalier, who helped her gain experience at the junior level. It would appear that riding both horses also made her impervious to this unique sort of pressure.

“I knew Sandman did a super test, even though it’s our debut at this level together – he’s so flashy, so he obviously caught the judges’ eye,” she says.

Italy’s Vittoria Panizzon and Chequers Play the Game sit third after an impressive, fluent test late in the day earned them a score of 26.9. 2014 Badminton winners Sam Griffiths and Paulank Brockagh lead the way for the Antipodean contingent in fourth on a score of 28.6, while Holly Woodhead piloted her comeback king DHI Lupison to a 29.2 and overnight fifth.

Though the event is being held to benefit medical charities globally – and has currently raised over £110,000 – the seriously experienced ground jury wasn’t willing to give any charitable marks today. Only the denizens of the top five broke the thirty barrier, while many – including William Fox-Pitt and his 2010 Kentucky winner Cool Mountain, 9th on 34.1 – scored surprisingly low. But what did the riders have to say about their tests?

Judging an event like this must be something of a challenge. At an ordinary five-star – or, indeed, any international – we’d see our three judges sitting at set points around the arena (notably, an arena that exists in one place, rather than around the world as Virtual Eventing’s does!). But the ground jury, which scored the tests as they were live-streamed, could only see from the same angle that the audience could – an angle that could easily be affected by shaky filming, bright directional sunlight, or a swift change of camera. Those of you who are extra nerdy and want to see how they scored individual movements – and, indeed, if the discrepancies between them were diminished by dint of sharing a view – can look at the scores in full here.

Virtual Eventing will kick off again tomorrow at 11.05am BST/6.05am Eastern time. You’ll also be able to enjoy another day of access to the virtual trade village, which is jam-packed with great deals. In the meantime, here’s a look at the top of the leaderboard so far:

For all tomorrow’s ride times, and to rewatch today’s action, head to VirtualEventing.com.

Wednesday Video from Kentucky Performance Products: Piggy Turns to Poetry

Somehow it’s been one whole wild, whirlwind year since Piggy March (neé French) lifted the Badminton trophy — her first five-star victory, and the crown jewel of her utterly spectacular 2019 season. 

Pragmatic Piggy spent much of our interviews last season speculating on what could be to come for her in 2020 — after all, she’s no stranger to the ups and downs of the sport, and her worst ever year in 2012 came hot on the heels of her best to that point in 2011. She was, she told us, just riding the wave — but no one could have predicted that this season would see the whole sport confined to box rest.

When has moping ever fixed anything, though? Instead, Piggy’s looking back on that win and those high points, and today, she decided to commemorate her enormously special Badminton with a little bit of lyricism. Take it away, Pig.

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All Horses Pass (Completely Bonkers) Virtual Eventing Horse Inspection – Now It’s Time to Vote!

Spencer Sturmey’s face just about sums it up. Oooh-er.

Move over, Kim Kardashian — when venerated Olympian and consummate professional William Fox-Pitt took to the jog strip this evening in drag, he truly did break the internet. But the team behind Virtual Eventing were quick to get the wheels back on this bus (impressive, really, as the rest of us were all laughing too hard to have been much use in a crisis) and carry on — or should that be Carry On — the proceedings.

And what proceedings they were. We’ve now seen more eventing chaps in drag than we quite know how to process, plus some reverse drag from US rider Hallie Coon, who presented her 2019 USEA Mare of the Year Celien. We’ve also seen several unicorns — give us a match race between Gemma Tattersall and Warren Lamperd, we beg you — and, erm, a mullet, courtesy of (who else?) Boyd Martin. We’ve enjoyed an evening full of dodgy stethoscopes, questionable footwear, and eventing in-jokes (anyone who caught the 2019 European Championships prize-giving will have shared a smirk over multitasking commentator Spencer Sturmey‘s mount, the tiny dun Billy the Red-ish).

But now it’s time to take some decisive action and vote for the riders who you think truly outpaced the competition and deserve to win Hi Ho Silver’s Best Dressed competition. You can do so by visiting Virtual Eventing‘s Facebook page — or the post below — but first, let’s recap some of the #LOOKS that were served up on the strip today.

IT’S TIME TO CAST YOUR VOTE FOR THE Hi Ho Silver BEST DRESSED MALE AND FEMALE 🏆🥇
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👍 LIKE THE PHOTO OF THE TROT UP OUTFIT YOU DEEM THE BEST
Voting closes AT 8.30pm ⌛️
👑 WINNERS announced at 9pm (BST)

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It was a battle of the unicorns as three very patient greys accompanied their brightly-coloured (and, erm, inflatable) humans down the strip…

…while men in dresses had a bit of a moment, too, with Will Furlong (Collien P2) taking on the role of a hirsute Snow White and William Fox-Pitt (Cool Mountain) donning a very ‘come hither’ nurse’s uniform. Meanwhile, Tom Rowland channelled his inner Roller Derby gal in a cheeky tutu and some wheels.

Surely, though, it was Spencer Sturmey who made the most impressive lady — just check out these pins:

If political heat is your thing, Hector Payne transformed himself into Prime Minister Boris Johnson, while Meg Kepferle dressed up as what appears to be a Trump supporter. #giterdone. (Look, you can harangue me all you like in the comments for that, but I’m British, and we laugh at everything – TB)

Nobody took national pride more seriously than Vittoria Panizzon, who crafted a skirt out of pasta and came as an Italian stereotype, giving us all a craving for some carbs in the process:

And if you were ready to volunteer yourself as a test subject when you spotted Sebastien Cavaillon‘s deft handling of his stethoscope…

…you may have changed your mind when he stepped out for his jog. Maybe not, though, and that’s cool — we don’t judge here at EN.

Want to see more? Scroll right back up to that Facebook post and get your voting fingers ready — voting closes at 20.30 BST/3.30pm Eastern time this evening.  You can also donate your spare change to your favourite rider’s charity fundraising page, which will benefit the leading medical charity in their country of origin.

Dressage gets underway tomorrow at 11.00am BST/6.00am Eastern. You can rewatch all the fun from the first horse inspection here. Go Eventing!

Social Media Roundup: Competitors ‘Arrive’ at NAF Virtual Eventing 5*

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It’s finally here: the first-ever utterly bonkers, totally brilliant, completely socially-distanced online international has landed, and we’re looking forward to a jam-packed week of action as the NAF International Virtual Three-Day Event gets underway. We’ll be bringing you reports all week with all you need to know, but first? Let’s check in with some of the competitors and see how they got on with the journey today.

Little Finn, son of Australia’s Megan Jones, gives the lorry one last close inspection before the team sets sail to Virtual Eventing HQ:

Kirsty Johnston and Arthur Chabert‘s packing was done at warp speed, which sounds familiar to us roving journalist types:

Laura Collett‘s London 52 proved that if he was a person, he’d fly first class in a Hugo Boss suit:

Gemma Tattersall, too, got her string outfitted for the big day:

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We should have been on our way to @bhorsetrials today ready to get settled in with these two wonderful horses, Arctic Soul for his 7th Badminton and Santiago Bay for her 1st. Instead we are focussing on something a little different this year – @virtualeventing! Rather than a top placing at the biggest and best event in the world I am aiming to raise as much money as we can for the @nhscharitiestogether. The VE trot-up starts tomorrow (Wednesday 6th) at 6pm! I would love you all to please tune in and donate as much as you can spare. It’s going to be great fun I can assure you that it will be well worth watching! Head to the Virtual Eventing profile for a link to their livestream and to my bio to donate! #virtualeventing #ourNHS #arcticsoul #santiagobay #teamtatt #trotup #horsesofinstagram

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Yasmin Ingham paid close attention to the parking lot attendant’s meticulous gesturing — and good job, too, because it looks as though she and Sandman 7 got the best spot going:

It’s a long drive from Ocala (or is it, really?), but Joe Meyer put the pedal to the metal and plans to arrive just in time for tomorrow’s trot-up:

Tom Crisp and Liberty and Glory hit the road in their big yellow school bus, ready to see and be seen in the lorry park:

Virtual Eventing kicks off tomorrow at 6pm BST/1pm Eastern time with the first horse inspection — but this one will be like no trot-up you’ve EVER seen before. Follow along for free on Virtual Eventing’s Facebook page or website, and to donate to your favourite rider’s charity page, click here.

Go (Virtual!) Eventing!

Monday News & Notes from Fleeceworks

We say it time and time again, but the eventing community is a pretty terrific one, particularly in a crisis. After Sussex-based Lauren Sapsted’s yard burned down last week, she was touched to receive donations of crucial kit from all corners of the horse world to help her look after her horses and ponies, all of which were saved from the blaze. But one act of kindness stood out amongst the rest – Australian Olympian Andrew Hoy and his wife Stefanie drove three hours to personally deliver a carload of tack, rugs, boots, and chocolate to Lauren. A truly five-star gesture. You can help donate to rebuild Lauren’s business here.

National Holiday: Star Wars Day. May the fourth be with you…nerds.

Your Monday reading list:

There’s a ‘glimmer of hope’ for the Land Rover Burghley Horse Trials this year, says director Liz Inman. The event has pushed back the on-sale date for tickets for this year’s event as the organising team awaits more information from the British government. Fingers and toes firmly crossed. [‘Glimmer of hope’ for Burghley as ticket sale dates change]

Love Jimmy Wofford? (Who doesn’t, amiright?!) Then you’ll delight in this excerpt from his forthcoming memoir. Travel back in time to Jimmy’s childhood and discover cavalry influence, Olympians ’round the breakfast table, and the curious case of the three-phase elimination. Great distraction while you work on coffee #1 of the day. [The End of the Cavalry]

Want more Wofford? Sure thing. I’ve been thoroughly enjoying revisiting Kentucky history – and learning a thing or two – with this selection of his photo analyses across the years. Anyone else using the old stair method to work on their lower leg while stuck at home? [A Look Back at Jim Wofford’s Annual Kentucky Three-Day Event Critique]

This essay from a frontline worker and lifelong horse lover lends some gentle and poignant perspective while many are separated from their beloved horses. They’ll still be there after the pandemic – and so will all your dreams and goals (and missed distances, soz). And if you struggle with your mental health and usually self-medicate with barn time? There’s a support system in place to look out for you. [Horses help us through hard times, but sometimes we need more]

If you haven’t seen your horse in a while, you might be wondering if he’ll remember you after lockdown lifts. This fascinating piece takes an in-depth look into the social recognition skills of horses, and it’s great news – your horse doesn’t just remember you, he probably actively misses you. Prepare for a joyous reunion, and bring plenty of carrots. [The Long-Awaited Reunion: Will My Horse Remember Me?]

2017 Burghley winner Ballaghmor Class is the FEI’s Horse of the Month. Want to relive some of the high points of the remarkable gelding’s career so far? Curious to know what he’s up to at the moment with Oliver Townend? Check out the full story. [Horse of the Month: Ballaghmor Class]

Monday video from Fleeceworks: A trip down medal lane

The utterly marvellous Tina Cook goes back through eventing history with Alice Fox-Pitt in the latest instalment of the Team Fox-Pitt YouTube channel. And yes, she’s every bit as lovely in ‘real life’ as she is in this video.

 

 

Friday Video from SmartPak: Virtual Eventing’s Rider Draw

We don’t know about you guys, but one of our favourite moments in the lead-up to a major event is the rider draw. Okay, okay, that’s peak eventing nerd behaviour, but once you know where your riders are in the field, you can start diving head-first into some pre-game analysis. Will they be affected by Thursday morning judging? Will running last in the order mean they get the worst of the ground or the wealth of experience and knowledge? Will an average dressage performer be forced to follow a sub-20s superstar? It’s all WILDLY EXCITING, and no, we don’t really have lives, why do you ask?

Luckily for us, the team behind Virtual Eventing, next week’s online international, are just as nerdy as we are, so they put together an all-singing, all-dancing (not literally, sorry) live draw to help prepare us all for the shenanigans to come. If you missed out on the live stream, never fear – you can rewatch it in full here and find out exactly how your favourite combination fared under the impartial hand of the random draw.

Go (Virtual) Eventing!

Wednesday Video from Kentucky Performance Products: A COVID Competition & the Best Babysitter Ever

We’re loving Team Bourke Eventing’s take on the toilet paper jumping challenge – they made it into a competition for their team, with handicaps and manageable fence heights to test the rider’s balance and the independence of their hands. Oh, and to keep everyone feeling sane and competitive, of course. But how did Tim and co. manage to find the time to stage their competition? They enlisted superstar babysitter Peanut to look after Senan, the youngest member of Team Bourke. Looks like he did a pretty phenomenal job, all things considered. But does it count as social distancing if you bring your favourite four-hoofed pal indoors? Answers on a postcard, please.

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Monday News & Notes from Fleeceworks

I’m putting this post together as I battle through the tail-end of an emotional hangover, and also an actual hangover, because it was a friend’s birthday yesterday and we all got a little bit silly on Zoom. Turns out it’s way harder to be an incorrigible flirt at a house party when it happens on a screen.

Anyway, I pinged a message to two of my fellow equestrian journalists, with whom I enjoy a very busy and delightfully ridiculous WhatsApp group chat.

“Have you guys seen any good stories today?” I asked, bleary-eyed from watching Kentucky videos until my eyes turned square and helpless with sleepy panic about missing a real winner off today’s reading list.

“Have you heard about Roll Neck?” asked one of them. I quietly panicked a bit more, wondering if I ought to swiftly Google this apparently important horse I’d never actually heard of. Should I be doing this job, I wondered?

“Erm, no,” I replied, my heavy thumbs too world-weary to take to Google after all.

“I’ve heard he’s a reliable jumper,” she replied.

Anyway, it’s good to know that terrible dad jokes haven’t suffered in this pandemic. Small mercies, eh.

National Holiday: It’s World Tapir Day! These funky-looking odd-toed ungulates are related to horses, and also VERY CUTE with small wiggly trunk things, which I’m a huge fan of.

Your Monday reading list:

Not many people win Badminton on their first attempt. But then, not many people are Sir Mark Todd. He looks back at his 1980 win — just his fifth three-day event — and ride Southern Comfort, a horse from an innocuous background, in this brilliant Horse&Hound interview. [Sir Mark Todd on his first Badminton winner, Southern Comfort: ‘He put his head down and started bucking, so I never did that again!’]

Imagine it: you’re eight years old, you’re volunteering at Kentucky, and you get the opportunity to meet your idol. Then, the photo goes viral. That’s what happened to Keely Bechtol ten years ago when Karen O’Connor stopped on her way out of the dressage ring to let her pet Mandiba. Now, the 18-year-old Pony Clubber and stalwart Kentucky volunteer looks back on the pat that broke the internet. [The Pat Seen Around the World]

Okay, so we’re all going a little bit insane on lockdown. But are you teaching-the-dog-lateral-work insane or decided-to-become-a-vlogger insane? Maybe you’re cycling through the various types of madness like they’re flavours of White Claw. We won’t judge. [The 10 Stages of Lockdown for Equestrians]

USEF and USEA have announced that the suspension of sanctioned competition will continue until May 31. Both organisations remain in the process of deciding how to deal with age-related eligibility issues next season. In other news, it’s now okay to drink wine with your breakfast. [USEF and USEA Suspension of Competitions Extended Through May 31, 2020]

British showjumping legend Liz Edgar has died aged 76. She was the first woman ever to win the Aachen Grand Prix, and holds the record for the most Queen Elizabeth Cup wins at Hickstead. She was also a successful sport horse breeder, a longtime member of the British Showjumping board, and an enormously supportive figure to many aspiring competitors who have gone on to become superstars in their own right. Truly, one of the good ones. [‘A lady to the end’: farewell to showjumping legend Liz Edgar]

Monday video from Fleeceworks: Chris Talley reviews his 2019 Kentucky round with Unmarked Bills. 

Ugh, take us BACK to that bluegrass, baby.

And a bonus video, because #Monday.

Scottish comedian Rory Bremner, whose daughter is an avid showjumper, has turned his talents to some eventing impressions. Poor Michi.

Join the Virtual Kentucky Tailgate with EN’s Eventing-Themed Drinks Menu

What would a Saturday in April be without a long, luxurious day of Kentucky cross-country, nibbles, and plenty of adult beverages to keep the party rolling on long after the last rider has crossed the finish line? It would be boring, that’s what. That’s why we’re so excited about this year’s Virtual Kentucky tailgating party, which starts tomorrow (that’s Saturday, April 25) at 10.00 a.m. Eastern time/15.00 BST on USEF Network’s Facebook page.

Hosted by commentator extraordinaire John Kyle, Virtual Kentucky takes us back to 2012 with the full cross-country programme, special guests including Boyd Martin and Allison Springer, and a heaping helping of fun and utter madness along the way. It’s going to be ruddy marvellous, folks – but to get the most out of it, we reckon you need a tailgating drink in hand. So we’ve put on our mixologist hats and created some special bevvies, perfectly suited to making the most out of the Kentucky That Wasn’t.

Good luck, god speed, and drink responsibly, folks. Or don’t. We’ll see you at the tailgate!

Friday Video from SmartPak: When You Just Really Miss Driving into Fields

When you can’t do the thing you love the most, sometimes you discover, upon reflection, that the things you really miss aren’t the obvious ones. Sure, we’d all love to go cross-country, the beep of our watches chasing us across the course. Okay, yes, we’d all love to march up to the organisers’ tent, muddy and knackered, to collect a scrap of ribbon and a dressage sheet. But actually, it’s the intricacies of the thing that tend to hit the hardest: that post-cross country burger that tastes so damn good because you’ve earned it, the moments of chit-chat while you wait to enter the start box and, of course, the thrill of arriving first thing in the morning and seeing the friendly faces of your eventing pals.

As it turns out, Heidi Woodhead of DHI Event Horses feels much the same way – so she decided to overcome her withdrawals by heading out in the lorry to park up in a field. But as it turned out, it wouldn’t be quite so straightforward…

Luhmühlen Cancels June CCI5* and German Championships

2019 CCI5* victors Tim Price and Ascona M at Luhmühlen. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

The organising team at Turniergesellschaft Luhmühlen has announced their decision today (April 23) to cancel their showpiece event, the Longines Luhmühlen Horse Trials, which hosts both a CCI5* and a CCI4*-S, which acts as the German Championships. The event had been scheduled to run from June 18–21, 2020 at the Lower Saxony venue, but has been forced to shelve plans for this year after further government restrictions were imposed last week in the face of the ongoing battle against COVID-19.

Luhmühlen was an epicentre for eventing in 2019, hosting its annual June fixture and the FEI European Eventing Championships, as well as spring and summer internationals hosting classes at the 2* and 3* levels.

“After the German government has announced new restrictions on April 15th, 2020, we have considered several options but unfortunately now have to cancel the Longines Luhmühlen Horse Trials,” says Event Director Julia Otto.

2020 was set to be a pivotal year for the much-loved German event. As one of the final major competitions prior to the Tokyo Olympics, now rescheduled for 2021, its CCI4*-S offering was intended as a final preparation for partnerships with the Games in their targets. Course designer Mike Etherington-Smith began work on this year’s designs in February, working closely with Tokyo course builder David Evans to create a suitable test. Prize money for the CCI5* had also been increased by €25,000 to a total of €125,000. Now, the organisers are looking ahead to next year’s running in the delayed Olympic year.

“We would like to thank all those involved, who have worked closely with us over the past few weeks to explore possible further scenarios,” says Otto. “We look forward to the planning phase of the Longines Luhmühlen Horse Trials next year. With all of our best wishes from Luhmühlen: Stay safe and we hope to see you all again in 2021!”

Tickets purchased for the 2020 event will be rolled over to 2021’s iteration, which will be held from June 17–21. Ticketholders will be contacted via email by Ticketmaster, though patience is advised as the company deals with a spate of cancellations.

Luhmühlen marks the fourth five-star to be canceled in 2020 – the others being, of course, the Land Rover Kentucky Three-Day Event, which was scheduled to take place this week, next month’s Badminton Horse Trials, and the Australian International 3 Day Event, which was canceled yesterday.

Social Media Roundup: The Kentucky Jog That Wasn’t, But Also Kind of Was

You can take the eventers out of the Land Rover Kentucky Three-Day Event, but you can’t take the #LRK3DE out of the eventers, amiright? Here are some social posts from the Kentucky Jog That Wasn’t, But Also Kind of Was.

Rolex Kentucky Three-Day Event 2017: Who wore it better?

#rk3de #LRK3DE2020 #USEventing

https://www.chronofhorse.com/article/one-spun-at-final-rolex-jog-39-to-jump-later

Posted by Boyd Martin on Wednesday, April 22, 2020

Boyd Martin challenged Will Faudree to a fierce game of Who Wore it Best – but then countered his effort with this, uh, thing:

It’s a real shame that Boyd won’t be able to show off his jog outfit at this year’s #lrk3de 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
#Tsetserleg #USEventing #USETFoundation #boydmartineventing #windurrausa

Posted by Boyd Martin on Wednesday, April 22, 2020

Boyd, buddy, we’ve gotta talk about that tie (also, um, the beard). Even Thomas looks ashamed.
Opting for a more classic look than her teammate, Lynn Symansky has pulled out the pearls…

In honor of KY virtual jog day…
Sorority pearls are making a comeback. Since we lost No It Tissant this year, Pan Ams Lima Llama had to make a guest appearance.
Thanks for the baby pic Michelle Dunn 🙈

Posted by Lynn Symansky on Wednesday, April 22, 2020

…although everyone’s favourite Deer has his own ideas about how the jog is meant to go!

It wouldn’t be Land Rover Kentucky Three-Day Event Jog day without some Deer antics! Stay tuned this afternoon to see…

Posted by Lynn Symansky Equestrian on Wednesday, April 22, 2020

Allison Springer and Business Ben don’t mess around. They served up the tail plait of dreams this afternoon – consider this our new #lockdowngoals.

Happy @kentuckythreedayevent Jog day!!!! Business Ben and I had an entry in this year! Here is our entry into the @…

Posted by Allison Springer Eventing on Wednesday, April 22, 2020

Spy mode: activated. Kristin Schmolze has made shades de rigeur in her previous Kentucky outfits, and we’re big fans, frankly.

Kentucky jog day over the years!

Posted by Kristin Schmolze on Wednesday, April 22, 2020

Lauren Kieffer poses a question to the audience: which outfit was best? (We vote for the white jacket, for what it’s worth.)

Daily Kentucky Nostalgia Spam- Wednesday Jog Outfits edition. What’s your fave?! #stillpouting #feelingsorryforourselves…

Posted by Lauren Kieffer Eventing on Wednesday, April 22, 2020

Honestly, we’re going to campaign for all trot-ups to happen cosplay-style after Sara Gumbiner and Polaris debuted this absolute #LEWK in homage to Netflix’s Tiger King.

Unfortunately we won’t be making the trip to #landroverthreedayevent this year but we were lucky to get a visit from the…

Posted by Sara Gumbiner on Tuesday, April 21, 2020

Elisa Wallace reminisced over some of her previous trot-up outfits and coined the very relatable hashtag #hangingontoadragon – we’ve all been there, haven’t we?

Well… Today would have been Land Rover Kentucky Three-Day Event jog up. But thanks to #covid, we get to look back at…

Posted by Elisa Wallace on Wednesday, April 22, 2020

Jennie Brannigan committed to a favourite and reminded us that we really want to panic buy a leather jacket on lockdown.

Definitely my favorite Rolex trot up photo and outfit 🙂 it’s been very neat seeing everyone’s memories… I was looking…

Posted by Jennie Brannigan on Wednesday, April 22, 2020

Canada’s Holly Jacks-Smither owned the body-as-a-canvas vibe with some vibrant custom outfits from years gone by.

Jog day at the horse park .
Huge shout out to to my clothing sponsor Linda Ballantine Brown .
I’m sad to not to be…

Posted by Holly Jacks-Smither on Wednesday, April 22, 2020

One more!

Understanding the Horse Inspection at #LRK3DE

Dressed up with no where to go! Today would have been the jog at the Land Rover Kentucky Three-Day Event so Dr. Susan Johns and Dr. Kent Allen teamed with #USAEventing athletes Lynn Symansky Equestrian and Allison Springer Eventing to tell you more about the first horse inspection.

Both Donner and Business Ben were accepted ✔️

Don't forget our #LRK3DE Virtual Event goes live tomorrow at usef.org/network!! 🙌

Posted by USEF Network on Wednesday, April 22, 2020

Go Eventing!

#WaybackWednesday Video from Kentucky Performance Products: Lanky Will Takes Kentucky

You can cry over what you’re missing, or you can dive into a wine-fuelled nostalgic rabbit hole and get the warm-and-fuzzies over wonderful weeks that have been (and will be again!) – and that, folks, is exactly the approach we’re choosing to take this week. So there’s no Kentucky this year, and that’s a bummer, sure – but what an incredible opportunity for us all to unashamedly spend long hours luxuriating in archive footage, remembering those performances of years gone by that set us to dreaming.

One of those performances was that of William Fox-Pitt and the New Zealand Thoroughbred Parklane Hawk, who took the title – and the second leg of their Grand Slam attempt – back in 2012 as the world geared up for an Olympic summer. It was magic then, and it’s magic now – and you better believe that we’re sitting in our respective fortresses, notepads in hand, dissecting the details of William’s ride to figure out just what it is that makes him look so effortless in the irons. Fairy dust? Supernatural abilities? A slightly intimidating mother who dragged him out hunting from an early age? Probably a bit of all of the above – but we’re going to learn everything we can through osmosis. Do you have a favourite Kentucky performance from years gone by? Let us know in the comments, and you could see your pick spotlighted this week!

Fight back against an energy crisis that can impact condition and performance.

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Whether you have a hard keeper that needs extra calories to maintain his weight, or a top performance horse that needs cool energy to perform at her peak, Equi-Jewel can meet your horse’s energy needs. Equi-Jewel reduces the risk of digestive upset, supports optimal muscle function, maintains stamina, and helps horses recover faster after hard work, all while providing the calories your horse needs to thrive.

The horse that matters to you matters to us®.

Not sure which horse supplement best meets your horse’s needs? Kentucky Performance Products, LLC is here to help. Call 859-873-2974 or visit KPPusa.com.

Monday News & Notes from Fleeceworks

Equestriad 2001: a game so old that it features Phillip Dutton in just 2.5 dimensions (and as an Aussie, too).

I’m going to be frank with you — after a few weeks of feverish productivity on lockdown, I hit a wall the other day. It’s not that I had a slump, as such, it’s just that, well, I found Equestriad 2001.

If you’re part of a certain generation, you’ll know exactly what I mean — you’ll remember the unbelievably crap graphics, the theme music, the slightly horrifying way the horses launched themselves into mid-air, and Lucinda Green’s commentary on an endless loop. It’s peak pony-mad kid nostalgia, and I was determined to figure out if my CD-ROM — nearly two decades old and more scratch than disc — still worked. To do so, I was going to need to MacGuyver my MacBook. There’s nothing you can’t learn from a hasty Google, right?

Anyway, to cut a long story short, I made it work, I poured a very large glass of Savvy B, and I set to work on making my eyes go square. And honestly? You can lock my doors, baby — I’m off to win the Sydney Olympics (once I stop falling at the first fence).

National Holiday: National Lookalike Day. Mine’s Emilie de Ravin from LOST.

Your Monday reading list:

There’s nothing better than a bit of nostalgia. In lieu of a trip to Vegas for the World Cup Final this year, the Chronicle of the Horse has collated the big US wins at this ultra-prestigious competition for the showjumping and dressage sets. It’s chock full of Flexible, Ravel, and so many more of the horses we’ve all gone a bit heart-eyed over in years past – not a shabby way to pass your morning coffee break. [Underdogs and Long-Awaited Victories: A Look Back at US World Cup Final Winners]

Sometimes you just need a bit of escapism – and it doesn’t get better than an Indonesian island full of horses. Take your Monday morning on tour and enjoy rose gold beaches, turquoise surf, and a selection of local horses living better lives than most travel influencers. We’ll meet you there for the post-‘Rona celebration. [Nihi Sumba: A Horse’s Paradise]

Shoulder-in? Pfft, amateur stuff. Swedish Olympian Ludwig Svennerstål likes to jazz things up a bit by putting this lateral movement on a circle. As someone who absolutely cannot nail a shoulder-in on a straight line, the very thought of it makes me feel a bit queasy, but with his handy explanation of the benefits, and a walk-through of how to ride it, it’s top of my list for the next time I’m able to ride. [#SundaySchool: Ludwig Svennerstål — the benefits of practising shoulder-in on a circle (after lockdown lifts)]

An outbreak of African Horse Sickness is spreading across Thailand at the moment. But what is AHS? How is it transmitted? And what are the next steps in curtailing the spread? A global webcast from the World Organisation for Animal Health sheds some light on the issue, neatly summarised in this article. [African Horse Sickness: OIE Webcast Offers Sobering Reality]

Consider yourself an equestrian fashionista? Are you based in the UK? Then this opportunity might be for you. Yorkshire-based retailer Matchy Horsey is looking for a ‘Matchy Executive’ to promote the latest collections from brands including HKM, Eskadron, and more. You’ll get a whole new wardrobe and £10,000 in exchange for creating social media promotions starring yourself and your horse. Not too shabby. [Now Hiring: Matchy Executive]

Many eventers are struggling to process the sudden halt to their season. “It’s okay to be really disappointed. All of us had the season mapped out and knew what we wanted to accomplish.”Andrea Monsarrat Waldo, author of Brain Training for Riders, talked with STRIDER to share insight to help riders navigate these unprecedented times, lessons learned along her journey to the Advanced level, and strategies for rider development. [Featured Clinician: Andrea Waldo]

Monday Video from Fleeceworks: Honestly, just the weirdest thing you’ll see this week. 

Lockdown’s getting to Team Jung. U ok, huns? xoxo


Kentucky Winner Kings Temptress Dies from Complications Following Foaling

Mary King and Kings Temptress. Photo via EN archives.

We’re incredibly sad to share the news that Mary King‘s 2011 Kentucky CCI5* winner Kings Temptress died yesterday, following complications after giving birth to a colt Friday morning.

“Very sad news … my dear Tess, having given birth to a beautiful strong colt foal yesterday, had to be put down due to peritonitis,” said Mary in a statement on her Facebook page. “I am absolutely devastated to have lost her. I was so lucky to have bred such a wonderful mare, who gave so much to me and others through her life to the end. Winning Kentucky 5*, 3rd [at] Burghley, my reserve horse for the London Olympics and 8 foals plus so many more special times … dear dear Tess.”

Mary King & Kings Temptress

Mary King & Kings Temptress at Burghley 2011. Photo by Peter Nixon/FEI

The 20-year-old mare by Primitive Rising and out of Kings Mistress, a Louella Inschallah II mare, was an early result of Mary’s home breeding venture. But it wasn’t until she reached the upper levels that ‘Tess’ started to show that she might be made of the right stuff.

“She was the third horse I bred out of Kings Mistress and when I started jumping Kings Gem and Kings Fancy they were really neat and organised from the start. When I started jumping Tess, she really couldn’t do it and I thought, ‘What have I bred?'” said Mary in an interview with Horse&Hound in 2015. “But when she got to intermediate level she started to learn to get high enough and she went on to become really confident. It’s amazing she did what she did. Her two older sisters both reached four-star, but she’s the one who won one.”

The consistent mare would complete five CCI5* competitions in her career, which saw her amass 1,099 British Eventing points over a decade. In her level debut at Luhmühlen in 2009 she finished fourth, following the strong performance up with a top-20 finish at Burghley later the same year. The following year, she recorded a 7th place finish at Burghley, setting her up for the biggest moment of her career the next spring, when she won Kentucky. That autumn, she took third at Burghley, closing out a remarkable year and earning her a reserve spot for the 2012 London Olympics. She was retired in 2015 after a shock unsoundness on the morning of cross-country at Badminton led to the discovery of arthritic changes.

Mary King and Kings Temptress at Badminton. Photo by Nico Morgan.

Tess was owned by longterm supporter Derek Baden, who bought the mare as a seven-year-old when Mary was forced to sell to pay for her house. A six-person syndicate called ‘The Mares Team’ came aboard to assist with running costs, and when Tess was retired, she was given back to Mary to join her breeding string.

But Tess was no late starter to the breeding business: she had her first foal at the age of four. Everys King, by Mednight Mahout, was competed by both Mary and daughter Emily before being sold on. Through her competitive career, Tess had five further foals via embryo transfer, including King Robert II, one of three Chilli Morning x Kings Temptress offspring, who stepped up to CCI4*-S in 2019 with Mary aboard. After her retirement, she carried and produced three further foals, including King Vincent, who she gave birth to yesterday.

“She has left me with a beautiful boy, Vinnie,” continued Mary in the statement. “He is by the stallion Van Gogh whose Christian name was Vincent … so King Vincent he is!”

The healthy colt has been paired up with a foster mare in Warwickshire following a plea on Facebook that garnered significant attention yesterday.


You can relive Mary and Tess’ biggest win with this throwback video from US Equestrian. All of us at EN send our deepest condolences to Mary, Derek, and all of Tess’ connections.

Friday Video from SmartPak: Where’s the Hoof Pick?

 

‘Here it is folks… the eventing grooms take on our own version of the ‘loo roll challenge’, because who can ever find a Hoof pick when they need it! Massive shoutout to the legend that is Beth Attwell for putting it all together! Hope you enjoy x’

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Posted by Adam Short on Friday, April 17, 2020

There’s a common thread running through us all at the moment, and that thread is social media challenges. There’s the fun ones: dig out an embarrassing photo of yourself at 20! Show off your biggest riding fail! There’s the painful ones: defy the silent screaming of your Nutella-padded joints and dress yourself while doing a handstand, somehow, because some absolute sadist has tagged you and wants to see you suffer. Then there’s the ones that take a little bit more effort and a whole lot of collaboration, as we’ve seen in the various iterations of the loo roll challenge springing up from various hunts and Pony Clubs.

Now, in the absence of any events to keep them busy, some of the UK’s top eventing grooms have teamed up to put their own spin on the challenge. Check our their hoof pick challenge, featuring Adam Short (groom to William Fox-Pitt), Sinead Anglin (groom to Zara Tindall), Jess Errington (groom to Harry Meade), Zanie King (groom to Laura Collett) and many, many more, all spearheaded by Beth Attwell, who previously groomed for Tom Jackson and is currently rehabbing from a nasty skiing injury. We’re delighted to see some video evidence in there that suggests she might be feeling a bit better now.

Wednesday Video from Kentucky Performance Products: The Making of a Pony-Lover’s Daydream

If there’s anything that binds us together as a community, it’s a shared love for a throwback – the more nostalgic, the better. And truly, they don’t come much more nostalgic than International Velvet, the late-70s eventing flick that kinda-sorta followed up the classic National Velvet and absolutely convinced us all that we could romp our way to the Olympics (and a hunky eventing honey) with little more than a foal and a dream. But what was life like on the set of this utterly incomparable bit of cinematic excellence? In those pre-CGI days, how much of the riding did lead actress Tatum O’Neal have to do herself? And which famous horsey household names made an appearance in the fast-paced competition scenes? (All of them, as it turns out!) Now excuse us while we find a dodgy torrent and sob over THAT plane scene again.

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Monday News & Notes from Fleeceworks

Have you tuned into Virtual Eventing yet? Honestly, planning the form guide for it is the only thing I think about, if you’re wondering just how single I am in this lockdown. Turns out I need slightly mediocre dressage scores and a few time penalties to feel whole.

National Holiday: National Scrabble Day (also, you know, Easter Monday)

Your Monday reading list:

In incredibly sad news from the dressage world, the great Dr Bechtolsheimer has passed away. ‘Dr B’ was an enormously influential and well-loved figure, and was the springboard to superstardom for dressage legend Carl Hester. Dr B’s own daughter, Laura, has also been a prominent figure on British teams in her own right, and continues to carry on her father’s impressive legacy in the ring. Our most heartfelt condolences to all of Dr B’s family, friends, students, and connections – his loss is a profound one to the sport. [Statement: Dr Wilfried Bechtolsheimer]

Feeling a bit lonely without your lorry park pals? There’s an app for that. #RidersConnected is the latest brainchild of the EquiRatings/SAP super-conglomerate, and it’s designed to, well, connect riders. Featuring social media posts, videos, games, and challenges – including an Olympic lawn-mowing competition from Brazilian eventer Ruy Fonseca – it’s packed full of the half-bonkers, half-inspiring content we all need most right now. [#ridersconnected: Apart. Together.]

Some inner-city ponies are enjoying a luxury country retreat courtesy of a Hampshire-based hunt. When Riding for the Disabled stable Vauxhall City Farm had to find somewhere for its four-legged residents to weather the storm, the Countryside Alliance put out a call to arms amongst its members. Now, these hard-working and much-loved ponies are enjoying their summer homes free of charge, allowing the charity to focus its attention and its funding on staying afloat for the post-pandemic world. [Hunts step up to provide temporary home for inner-city horses]

Monday Video from Fleeceworks: Oliver Townend, Poet Laureate of Eventing

Well, he’s certainly a man of many surprises, anyway – and Oliver Townend showed one of them off in the Hidden Talents leg of the #EquestrianRelief fundraiser. Enjoy!

 

 

Friday Video from SmartPak: Socially Responsible Jumping Lessons

So our ‘new normal’ includes one-way systems and queues at the supermarket, McGyver-ed face masks and rubber gloves in situations that would normally never call for rubber gloves. It’s cool; we can cope with all this. But if you’re still able to ride, how do you deal with trying to maintain social distancing with your instructor? The German Instructor has a few ideas – although further testing may be needed, we suspect.