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Even More GIFs That Perfectly Articulate How You Feel

When your non-horsey friends ask you to explain eventing for the 6,397th time …

When your alarm clock goes off at 3 a.m. for an event …

When your horse destroys his brand new turnout sheet …

When your arch rival just edges your dressage score …

When you watch your friend jump the wrong jump on cross country …

When you realize that max table IS on your course …

When you’re watching the Rolex live stream and your favorite rider jumps double clear …

When someone tries to open the port-a-potty door while you’re inside …

When you have way too much Red Bull on the way to an event …

When your friend says her horse has never had a cross-country jumping penalty …

When you’re the only person in your division to go double clear in show jumping …

When you pop into the barn just before meeting friends and your horse slimes you …

When you look at your ride times and see you’re in a division with five Olympians …

When you’re trying to learn your dressage test and the people next to you won’t shut up …

When someone tells you your horse is just “an OK mover” …

When your horse comes trotting up to you in the field …

Go eventing.

[The Original 16 GIFs That Perfectly Articulate How You Feel]

[16 More GIFs That Perfectly Articulate How You Feel]

From H&H: Eventers Want More Prize Money

Will Faudree and Andromaque won at Southern Pines this spring, taking home the Adequan Gold Cup prize.

Horse & Hound published a brief article today noting the creation of a new Twitter account — @EPrizemoney — that highlights the growing demand for prize money at events. Sounds like a good thing, doesn’t it? Prize money at events is relatively unheard of in this country; outside of the AECs and major international events, few horse trials in this country have much prize money available. Across the pond, riders are making a push for more prize money, and the Twitterverse is doing its part to help.

From H&H:

Sir Mark Todd tweeted, referencing the account: “Off eventing. Just calculated that even if I win on all three horses, skip lunch and pre-diesel, my loss will be £98.31 — crazy!”

Paul Tapner wrote: “Eleven years ago Lucinda Fredericks won £9,000 [for coming first at] Blenheim. Aoife Clark won £8,000. Why’s prize-money going backwards?”

But as three-star rider Tom Rowland pointed out to H&H: “It’s not just about making a stand, it’s about finding a solution. The money has to come from somewhere. Many events barely break even — or run at a loss — so unless the sport can get a huge boost in income [from sponsorship], there remains no obvious answer.”

Paul Tapner added: “I don’t want a rift to be created between the various factions in the sport, but British Eventing [BE] needs to be more proactive. Nowhere in its business plan does it say that it is trying to increase the financial viability of the sport and that worries me.”

British Eventing is working on adding more prize money to its events for 2015. I wonder if the USEA could follow suit? Currently, there are 11 U.S. Advanced events that are part of the Adequan Gold Cup series, where winners receive $500 in prize money and a seven-dose box of Adequan, among other prizes. The winner of the Adequan USEA Gold Cup Final at the American Eventing Championships will take home a large chunk of the $40,000 in prize money, $1,150 in Nunn Finer products, a Mountain Horse Gold Cup Champion jacket and many more prizes from the AEC.

It certainly would be nice to take home a bit of cash for a top placing, perhaps just even winning your entry fee back. With the ever-increasing cost of eventing, rewarding success at all levels could help encourage participation and allow successful competitors to continue participating in the sport they love with a little less pain in the pocketbook.

Thoroughbred Legends Presented by Cosequin: Ben Starr

Thoroughbred racehorses that go on to second careers are unique in that they have two retirements in their lifetimes: the first from the track and the second from the show ring. Thoroughbred Legends, a new EN series presented by Cosequin, seeks to honor off-track Thoroughbreds that went on to accomplish great things as upper-level eventers and now enjoy a second retirement in their golden years. If you know of a great Thoroughbred for this series, email [email protected].

Ben and Rachel at the 2005 KY Classique. Photo by Xpress Photo.

A striking bay colt with a star named Point Piper was born to Thoroughbred glory in 1990. He was by Elegant Life out of Maranoa, and like many of his kind, destined for the racetrack. However, after 10 career starts and failing to hit the board even once, the gelding retired from racing, having earned only $701.

From there, the gelding was renamed Ben Starr and began a new career in his fourth year as a dressage horse. Much of Ben’s life for the next four years remains unknown, until eventer Martha Lambert bought him and took him through the Preliminary level within two years. At age 10, Ben met his person, and Rachel Zoller Sketo met her once-in-a-lifetime horse.

“I had been looking all over the country for a horse, and there he was, just right down the road from me,” Rachel said. She bought him in 2000 and was able to compete at a few Trainings and then move right up to Preliminary with him, her first time at the level. The next year, Ben helped Rachel achieve her B Pony Club rating, and the pair also won the MidSouth 3-Day CCI* long format event.

In 2002, Ben and Rachel competed on the Area VIII team at NAJYRC and won the silver medal individually in the CCI* long format. Following that, they made a smooth transition into the Intermediate level. As Ben was Rachel’s first upper-level horse, she took a nice long time at the Intermediate level, staying there through 2003, prior to entering college at Miami University in Oxford, Ohio.

Rachel and Ben at NAJYRC. Photo by C. Knight.

“Selling Ben before college just wasn’t an option for me; he was my best friend,” Rachel said. “I decided to lease him to another young girl to help her gain some mileage.” However, when Rachel returned to school after a summer of riding Ben again in 2004, she realized that she badly missed riding and she was desperate to continue somehow.

In 2005, Rachel took the spring semester off school and went with Ben down to Florida to work with the O’Connors. Under their tutelage, Rachel and Ben completed their first CIC2* at Red Hills.

However, when Rachel returned to Kentucky that summer, something was wrong with Ben. She soon found out that he was suffering from EPM and promptly began treatment. He recovered very quickly and by the fall was back to competing at the Intermediate level, this time accompanying Rachel back to school.

In the summer of 2006, when Ben was 16, Rachel felt like they were ready for the Advanced level together. “Going Advanced was something I never thought I would do,” Rachel said. “I thought it was only for the professionals who were heading to Rolex or the Olympics.” However, they were able to easily complete two Advanced horse trials, placing fourth and third at Maui Jim and Richland, respectively.

Rachel's mom, Janet, riding Ben in a dressage show at Spring Run Farm. Photo by Millie Forrest.

While Rachel traveled abroad in the fall of 2006, Ben competed at the Training level with Rachel’s mom and easily returned to Intermediate and Advanced in the spring of 2007. However, at the age of 17, he finally suffered an injury, straining a front suspensory. Due to his age, Rachel decided to retire him from upper-level eventing and officially give him to her mother for Novice and Training. Ben competed another four years at that level, until at age 21 he retired to do dressage at Third level.

“I was so young when I got him, so naïve, that I didn’t really know exactly how athletic and amazing he was,” Rachel said. “He was steady, yet fancy in the dressage. He was athletic and consistently clean in the show jumping. He was brave and honest and scopey on cross country. He really had no weak phase.” Ben finished his upper-level eventing career with 10 first-place finishes, 11-second place finishes and nine third-place finishes — certainly a Thoroughbred legend.

 

Thursday Reader from Devoucoux

Remember this girl? This photo from her completely awesome Alicia Burton FB page

Happy Thursday Eventing Nation! Today marks the official beginning of competition at the 2013 American Eventing Championships! All divisions begin their dressage tests today, and the competition will be fierce. If you missed Sally’s excellent preview post titled“Top 10 Reasons to Get Pumped for AECs” make sure to check it out to find out about all the cool things that will be happening this week. Sally herself will be on site way down yonder in Texas keeping us all up to date on the results!

AEC Links:

[AEC Homepage] [Schedule] [Live Scores]

Events This Weekend:

Jump Start H.T. [Website] [Entry Status/Times]

University of New Hampshire [Website] [Entry Status/Times]

The Middleburg H.T. [Website] [Entry Status]

Flora Lea Fall H.T. [Website] [Entry Status]

News from Around the Globe:

A small but mighty field of dedicated Eventers are gathered to compete at the AEC’s this weekend, in the yearly meeting of champions across the coast. While locating the Championships in Texas didn’t exactly work out the way the USEA envisioned it (equal distance from both coasts means equal participation, right?), there is still a serious competition going on this weekend. The Advanced division alone is pretty intense looking, although I’ll go ahead and say I’m putting my money on Lainey and Al to win. [AEC’s Small but Mighty]

A new Eventing dressage record has been set: a 7.5 was scored at Drumclog Horse Trials in Strathaven, Scotland. Jade Struthers and Broudein Roxanne (Roxy) achieved an eight for their entrance, with the remainder of the movements given scores of nine. Judge Heather Carstairs then awarded their last three movements the perfect 10. “I didn’t know what my score was until the end of the day, when my friend Jo Luton – who eventually won the class on her great dressage of 19.5 – told me my score was obscene!” said Jade. “We also got three 10s for our collectives, for paces, impulsion and rider.” [Ridiculously Absurd Dressage Score in Scotland]

Calling all Area II eventers!! Morven Park needs more volunteers to jump judge at its October 5-6 event. This is a huge event that is the traditional final run before Fair Hill International for many pairs, and most of the East Coast’s top riders have already entered. It is also the Area II Championships! Volunteer and snag a front row seat for the intense competition! [Morven Park]

I’m pretty sure the number one life changing realization I had several years ago was this: Be Aware of Your Elbows. You can think all you want about your hands and your reins and your horse’s mouth, but if you don’t have soft elbows that flow with the motion, you’re just a goner. While this isn’t strictly news, I think it bears repeating: ride with soft elbows and your life will change. [How & Why To Ride with Soft Elbows]

Didn’t get in to Morven at all? Looking for another competition to fill your empty weekend? ESDCTA NJ horse trials is still accepting entries! Not only can you get in until Friday, but they are also running an Adult Team Challenge Competition. You should totally check out this option if you’re looking for an event October 5-6. [NJ Horse Trials]

 

Reading Old Books (Or At Least Ordering Them)

We’ve all had someone in our lives throw out some variation of the following question: “Lessons? But I thought you already knew how to ride?” It is almost always asked with confusion or perhaps an edge of derision. If I’m honest, I haven’t quite perfected the snappy comeback to that one just yet, but I’ve got a few in my pocket for when that gem gets trotted out.

In my mind, one of the biggest things that separates the casual riders from the horsemen and women is an understanding that you will never stop learning when it comes to horses. There is an endless world of things to learn and see and do, even if you dial in to one specific area of expertise, be it eventing, nutrition or European tack trends of the 1950s. Different opinions and controversies, catalogues of books and schools of thought await your exploration.

Because of this vast wealth of material, I’m having a hard time settling in on how to best continue my quest to obey George’s Commandment. There are so many old books out there that I know I ought to sit down with and yet so few extra hours in my day. On top of that, I’ve received so many good suggestions from you fabulous readers. Add in a dash of classic Erin indecisiveness and I find myself spinning my wheels and getting what my father would call “all whirra-whirra” about what should be a silly little thing and a relatively simple decision.

After at least whittling it down to a short list, I asked a non-riding coworker which title sounded the most interesting. I got a pretty useless response of “they all sound about the same.” I was about to offer my most exasperated of sighs when tech-geek brilliance saved the day and prevented me from making a terrible social faux-pas. “Why don’t you just see which ones are available on iTunes or whatever?”

Duh, Erin. Duh. So with that said, I grabbed my iPhone to see what I could see and was happy to find that the first book on my short-list was available, Denny Emerson’s “How Good Riders Get Good.” Granted, the book isn’t that old, but I suspect George would approve.

I clicked purchase and then wandered to the section marked “Readers Also Bought” just to see if there was anything else I should grab while I was thinking about it. I must admit I had a good laugh when I saw “Fifty Shades of Grey” listed there. With my download completed, I’m on to book two in my quest.

Go Team DF. Go Technology. Go Eventing.

Start-Box Jams of the Day: Andrew WK Edition

Just as everyone has diverse taste in music, riders have different taste in pump-up music. Start-Box Jams plays homage to the songs that give us the courage to tackle cross country. Do you have some favorite start-box jams you’d like to share with EN? Email me at [email protected]

I am easily as passionate about music as I am about horses. I have zero musical talent myself so I opted to go a different route. I spent my 20s as a radio DJ on various alternative rock stations in the U.S. It was an amazing experience. I spent a lot of time working with music — setting up playlists, determining which song to play to keep the energy going or to push it in a certain direction. I stepped away from the radio industry in 2010, but still habitually make playlists and soundtracks for experiences. The start box and the moments leading up to it are the essence of the eventer experience, and that deserves a soundtrack.

Andrew WK is one of my favorite artists. I’ll be honest — his music isn’t incredibly deep, and he’s not writing epic symphonies or songs that define a generation. His songs are silly rock anthems about partying and positivity. Everything is joyful and exciting in Andrew WK’s world.

“Party Hard”

He’s just plain fun. It is impossible to be sad, unmotivated or fearful of what is to come when you rock some Andrew WK. This song served as the official theme song for the 2012 World Snowboarding Championships in Oslo, Norway. Even though it’s technically a snowboarding song, I know I can identify with it. Also, I’m fairly certain this is my mare Jing’s personal anthem.

“GO GO GO GO”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5PcT7OLtaA&list=TLL7a5v8WJoek

When it comes down to it, nothing beats those last five seconds in the start box. We’ve got things to do. It’s time to party.  5, 4, 3, 2, 1 … Have a great trip.

“It’s Time To Party”

NFL Films Analyzes Eric Berry’s Fear of Horses

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Last week we showed you a Buzzfeed GIF that poked fun at football player Eric Berry’s fear of horses. This week, NFL Films takes an in-depth look at the Kansas City Chiefs safety’s fear, which is clinically called equinophobia or hippophobia. Eric’s fear is a problem because the team’s mascot is a horse that gallops around the football field pumping up the fans throughout the game. Berry said that he can keep his fear under control as long as there are “10 to 12 players” between him and the horse at all times. Are eventers as tough as football players? We’re at least tougher than this guy. Go Eric.

 

Wednesday Video from Kentucky Performance Products: Plantation CIC3* XC Helmet Cam

Despite the fact that my weekend didn’t go exactly as planned (cue a pony that is too fit for his own good in the sandbox equaling disaster), I still managed to have a reasonably good time this weekend at Plantation Field International Horse Trials. The weather was beautiful, I met some awesome new friends (shout out to Holly Jacks and Callie Evans!), and had a great time watching all my friends and cheering them on from the top of the hill.

I also brought my helmet camera, but just as a forewarning a) my helmet slipped a few times and the lighting got all funky and b) my horse was entirely too fit and he thought that the first three fences were too small and he decided to run off after 3 to make it more fun. Despite these two things, he was foot perfect through all the combinations, and came home with only a few seconds time over a tough course. I was luckily one of the last riders for whom the water complex was removed, but sadly that means you don’t get to see my head go through a keyhole. Enjoy!

An Open Letter to Sheikh Mohammed & Princess Haya

The big news today is FEI President Princess Haya won’t be seeking a third term, which doesn’t exactly come as a surprise considering her husband is currently embroiled in a horse doping scandal. Click here to read Princess Haya’s official statement on the FEI website. As always, Horse Nation delivers very important analysis on this issue.

From Horse Nation:

I think we can all agree that the Sheikh and his wife, FEI President Princess Haya, are not having the best year ever. Being the caring website that we are, we thought we’d reach out.

First, there is the scandal surrounding the Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum’s history of drug violations in the sports of racing and endurance. Earlier this year, 11 thoroughbreds trained at the Sheikh’s Godolphin Racing Stable tested positive for banned steroids. And then, just this month, over 100 unauthorized medications were confiscated from the operation that houses the Maktoum family’s endurance horses.

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Photo from luxist.com.

What makes everything especially awkward is that the Sheikh is married to Princess Haya, whose big legacy was supposed to be the FEI’s Clean Sport Campaign. Bet that made for some terse dinner table discussions! Now Haya is seeking a third term as president of the FEI, but her bid is being met with opposition by some countries who sense a conflict of interest.

Man, that’s a sticky situation. We thought the royal couple could use a little bit of Horse Nation wisdom, so we wrote them an open letter. Here goes:

Dear Sheikh Mohammed and Princess Haya,

First, please know that we are huge fans. Princess Haya, you have the greatest collection of fancy hats and it was so awesome when you stuck up for gay sporthorses! Sheikh Mohammed, you continually crack us up with your hilarious scowls and grumpy faces. Sure, we’ve given you a hard time in the past, but it’s all in good fun.

We know you’re having a rough year–the little doping thing, and now nobody wants the Princess to be president anymore, etc. Maybe it’s time to take a little vacation from the horse thing, eh? You know, try something new, explore the unknown. There are so many other Olympic sports out there that could benefit from your money, power and smooth charm. Here are some ideas to get you started:

So many awesome possibilities! I mean, we’d hate to lose you (who would we make fun of then?), but you know what they say: Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end, yeah.

Go Riding,

Horse Nation

Enter Eventing Nation’s AEC Twitter Contest

Get ready to show off those EN photography skills!

If you have thrown in the towel and joined Twitter and will be in Texas for the AECs this weekend, this contest is for you.

What: We are looking for your best EN photos from the upcoming weekend. Feel like spelling out EN with your stud kit? Did your gray horse wake up on dressage day with a suspicious, EN-shaped stain somewhere on him? Can you spell out Eventing Nation with the massive amounts of electrical tape that you brought with you?

When: If you are at the AECs this weekend, we want to hear from you.

What’s in it for me?: Our brand new Eventing Nation hats are coming hot off the presses soon and you could be the lucky recipient of one of the first ones! The winner will be selected next week and will receive a very official EN hat.

How do I enter?: Just snap the best EN photo you can come up with this weekend and Tweet it to @EventingNation using the hashtag #insanityinthemiddle. We will compile the entries and post them up after the AECs for your viewing pleasure.

What if I don’t have a Twitter account? If you are not a Twitter-er (Is that a word? It is now!), you can also submit your photos to [email protected].

Questions? Just email [email protected] if you’re not sure about how to enter.

Good luck and Go AECs!