Horse life can be dramatic, almost like something out of a movie. It’s easy to wish that everything could be a little more predictable. You know — fewer plot twists and turns...» Read More!
You’re weird. I’m weird. Everybody reading this is their own special brand of eventer weird. But at least we’re not alone, as evidenced by our latest batch of #EventerProblems! “And if I look closely enough...» Read More!
Does anyone else out there get a weird and strangely satisfying kick out of draining abscesses? One time I popped out out the back of my horse’s heel and the gunk shot out like a...» Read More!
In the immortal words of Outkast’s André 3000: “You can paint a pretty picnic but you can’t predict the weather.” Or stop your horse from rolling in the mud. Or keep birds from giving birth...» Read More!
The whole #EventerProblems social experiment has been pretty interesting. As of this moment a total of 6,681 photos have been uploaded to Instagram with the #EP hashtag, and I’ve looked and laughed at every last...» Read More!
Charlie Chaplin once said, “Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.” In that sense, horses and the people who ride them are among the most courageous beings on earth. From...» Read More!
There’s nothing abnormal about these scenarios, right? Riiiiiiiiiight. We sure know how to stand out in a crowd. Here’s your latest batch of #EventerProblems! Spot the horse girl catching last call. #eventerproblems A post shared...» Read More!
Horses can’t talk and yet they manage to express themselves just fine, thankyouverymuch. Hang around them long enough and you’ll have no trouble reading them loud and clear just by looking at their face. Time...» Read More!
Just kidding. We know acting normal is not in your skill set, and here in the great sovereign state of Eventing Nation that is A-OK. Take it away, EN! Using your phone’s “selfie” mode to...» Read More!
One-hundred eleven jam-packed #EventerProblems volumes in and I still don’t know who is weirder: event horses or the people who ride them. Here’s the latest batch of evidence that it might, in fact, be the...» Read More!
Do you ever get the feeling that your horse is actually an evil genius plotting against you? A few examples: Lost or destroyed footwear … You always find the horseshoe in the last place you...» Read More!
You’ve heard the old joke: “How do you make a million dollars in horses?” “Start with two million.” Ha. Now accepting donations…. #eventerproblems #showseason2017 #truth A post shared by @nmr1148 on Mar 3, 2017 at...» Read More!
Eventing is tough. Sometimes, we get it right, but other times … #eventerproblems #blanketingfoul #whichendgoeswhere this is what happens when you ask your dad to blanket your horse! I am quite amazed at how he...» Read More!
Hay there, Eventing Nation! Let’s kick off this edition of #EventerProblems with some especially hay-larious photos and videos, shall we? Umm Westlake, that’s not where your shoe belongs! Apparently he pulled it off and then...» Read More!
At the end of the day I think we can all agree that horses are a big bunch of hairy weirdos. (Although, I guess the same thing could be said of their riders — although...» Read More!
Equestrians are so fashionable! We walk around looking like we just stepped off a page of the SmartPak catalog, like, all the time. Haha just kidding. We are ragged-out, mud-splattered, hoarder tack store addicts, and...» Read More!
When a potent mix of winter boredom and claustrophobia set in and the only place to entertain oneself is the indoor, weird things start happening. He is so patient… poor Wilbur! #ironhorse #wilbur #schoolhorsesrock #eventerproblems...» Read More!
Clothes. We have to wear a lot of them this time of the year, as do our horses. Which can result in some pretty entertaining shenanigans. Such as … He’s the reason we don’t have...» Read More!
There’s a “Hammer Time” joke in here somewhere, too. Anyway, folks, it’s cold out there. (Unless you’re in Florida, in which case WE HATE YOU.) Here are a few of your postcards from the tundra:...» Read More!
#EventerProblems, which became EN’s longest running series about 90 editions ago, has now officially crossed over into the realm of legend. Happy 100th anniversary, #EventerProblems. Here’s to 100 more, I guess. You is kind. You...» Read More!
To commemorate Vol. 99 of the #EventerProblems series, we are dropping an epic 99-problem #EP bomb on the Eventing Nation. Boom! #EPsplosion! Enjoy. ***That face you make when your teacher emails you your exam grade...» Read More!