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Visionaire is one of the foundation writers of Eventing Nation from the very early days in 2010. She has ridden up to Advanced level and spent six years as head groom for Dorothy Crowell. After a few years in the Thoroughbred industry, she now spends her time writing for EN, riding a few nice OTTBs, and working with her husband's hay business, A.T. Acres Farm.

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Darren Chiacchia Case: Police Report Summary and ESPN

John posted the complete police report earlier tonight (scroll down), and it is quite lengthy. To spare y’all some time, I will hit the highlights here. (NOTE: I am only using terms “suspect” and “victim” as described in the police report… it is entirely possible that Darren is innocent, and is the real “victim” in this story). For those of you linking through from non-eventing horse sites, Darren Chiacchia has represented the USA internationally multiple times, winning Olympic and Pan American medals in 2003 and 2004, and is one of US eventing’s most public figures.

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On 8/19/09, the reportee/victim met with the Ocala police.  He told them that he had a sexual relationship with his live-in boyfriend (suspect Darren Chiacchia) between February and June of 2009.  The victim stated that he asked Darren multiple times if he’d had an AIDS test; Darren told the victim that he had, and his test was negative.  While vacationing at Darren’s home in  New York, the victim happened to find evidence saying that Darren was HIV positive.  Victim confronted Darren, who explained that it was a false-positive.  The relationship ended.  The victim called Darren several times about the test results.  Eventually Darren told him that he was, in fact, HIV positive and had been for several years, and did not tell the victim because Darren did not trust the victim and was worried about his reputation.

The victim had an HIV test taken, results were negative at the time, but victim stated that he’d need several more tests to determine whether he had HIV or not.

 

The officer did a follow-up report on 9/2/09, in which the victim re-stated his whole story on a sworn DVD interview.   The officer’s attempts to contact Darren were unsuccessful.  Officer advised the victim to get a tape recorder and record any phone conversations with the suspect. 

The next day, 9/3/09, the victim brought a recording of a phone conversation between him and Darren to the police department.  In the conversation, Darren stated that he did not tell the victim he was HIV positive becasue the did not think the victim was trustworthy.  Darren also told the victim that he knew he was infected with HIV prior to their relationship, but his numbers were low; also that the victim is very naive if he (victim) thinks he has never slept with anyone not invected with HIV.

In another follow up, 10/13/09, the officer states that he was attempting to obtain Darren’s medical records, waiting for a hearing (perhaps this is why the case took until now?).  The last follow up closes the case, announcing Darren’s arrest on 1/20/2010.

 

For more information, here is a link to the story as reported by the local paper, on Ocala.com. 

According to the article, the charge is a third-degree felony degree, and could be upgraded to a first-degree felony if he is found guilty to have committed multiple violations of the crime.  (NOTE: no other violations are known!)

In Florida, first degree felonies are punishable by no more than 30 years in prison, and third degree by no more than 5 years.  FL Law.

Other media outlets are picking up on the story.  For example, H&H has this post, Horsetalk has this, and the story has officially gone mainstream with the this bit from the USA Today, and the same on ESPN.  Also, read about the story in French.

Darren Chiacchia Arrested: Mugshot and Police Report

***If you are arriving to this post only from Google or any other link, we have a more recent post, please click HERE for the FULL police report.***

Update: Darren’s Facebook status posted “Lots of excitement building for our upcoming sale, all the horses looking good!” at 8am Thursday.  The COTH Forum shut down their thread, which was getting a little out of control, but chatter is picking up on the H&H Forum

According to the website www.mugshotsocala.com, and several EN sources in Ocala, Darren Chiacchia was arrested Wednesday morning for having sex with a partner without disclosing that he is HIV positive.  Mugshotsocala.com (homepage) is a site that publishes the public record arrest files of all people arrested in Marion County, FL.  We would not publish this if we did not believe the arrest news is 100% legit.  Darren Chiacchia has represented the USA internationally multiple times, including the 2004 Olympics in Athens.  The public record police report:

DARREN CHIACCHIA

Booking Number: 1000000743

Booked on: 01/20/2010  at 11:00am    DOB: 09/18/1964   Race: White   Sex: Male

Charges:

Charge Number :1

 

Violation Description :

CRIMES AGAINST PERSON-

HIV INFECTED PERSON HAVE SEX W/O INFORM PARTNER

 

Violation Description2 :

UNLAWFUL ACTS- SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES

 

 

Agency Case Number :N/A

Violation Code :384.24-2

Violation Level :F

Clear Type :CASH ONLY

Court Case Number :N/A

Required Bond Type: SURETY

Bond Company Name :N/A

Required Bond Amount: 2000

 

This was first posted on the COTH Eventing forum

Best of Craigslist: Version 2.0

In this grand world wide web invented by Al Gore, there happens a unique, bizarre bazaar phenomenon of Craigslist.  Part eBay, part flea market, part redneck yard sale, Craigslist is a free-for-all classified site where good deals can be found in any category from cars to dishwashers to llamas.  It’s like treasure hunting from your keyboard, and you never quite know what you’ll find.  Craigslist frequently has a few equine-related listings; the quality and content of which may vary widely.  Thus, for your entertainment, we now bring you THE BEST OF CRAIGSLIST

 

Today’s theme:  “Geldin’, Guelding, and Gleding 4 sale”

 

These are ACTUAL listings… you can’t make this stuff up!

 

 

buckskin geldin – $600 (ooltewah,tn)


Date: 2010-01-16, 5:37PM EST
Reply to: see below


 

12 year old buckskin geldin he’s about 15 1/2 hh. Has a smooth gaited so smooth he will not move u in the saddle. Dont let the age fool you this horse is full of spunk but is a little high strung. Needs a intermadate to advanced rider. MUST RIDE TO APPRECAITE. Stands for farrier and ties good. You can crawl all over this horse and he wont bother u. please contact me at redncek20@yahoo.com/ 423-902-6849 for more info and pics. thxs and god bless email/call any time

 

  • Is it ironic that “redneck” is misspelled in his email address??

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BEAUTIFUL TENNESSEE WALKING HORSE/QUARTER HORSE MIXED GUELDING – $800 (Sevierville,Tn)


Date: 2009-12-29, 8:17PM EST


 

I Have A Beautiful Tennessee Walking Horse/Quarter Horse Mixed Guelding,About 14.5 HH,6yrs.Old.He Is Broke 2 Ride,I Used 2 Ride Him Almost Everyday,But I Just Don’t Have The Time For Him Anymore,Thats Why I Have 2 Get Rid Of Him..He Has Shoes On Right Now(2 front shoes)They Have Been On Him About 3wks.It Doesn’t Bother Him At All About Messing With His Feet.And, Also He Loves Water.He Stands Still Very Well,He Loads Very Well.He Isn’t Spooky At All,Nothing Bothers Him.If You Have Any Questions,Please Don’t Be Scared To Ask Me,And I Also Might Trade,So Tell Me What You Have.Thanks,For Looking @ My Ad.Sorry Don’t Have Any Pictures,My Computer Won’t Download Them,If Your Interested,Please Email Me & I Will Send You Pictures.

 

  • I Am So Much More Likely 2 Buy This Horse Because Every Word In This Never-Ending Listing Is Capitalized.  

 

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***Paint Gleding*** – $550 (Ocala, FL)


Date: 2009-12-23, 9:27AM EST


 

3 year old paint gleding has been started under saddle, all ground work has been done. 14h, will mature to 14.2 or 14.3, loads, ties, and clips. Stand for furrier. This horse has been on trail. I’m asking for 550 or obo. Please Call Anytime 352 572 0014 . ** Note- No emails, must call**

 

  • Misspelling “gelding” once could be blamed on a fast-paced typo.  Using “gleding” twice?  Hardly coincidence…  It’s also nice to know this horse obediently donates its pelt to a “furrier.”  Those types are hard to find…!

 

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Big Grade Gelding (Montana)


Date: 2009-10-15, 12:54AM MDT


 

Big grade gelding. Been used as a pickup horse until he got hooked by a bull. Think he has a split personality, some days he’s great, some days he’s a real prick. No secrets here, you need to tranq him to shoe him or he will try and kick your head off. He has been used for branding, moving cows, ranch roping ect. And like I said, some days he is great, we have had beginner riders on him and they have done fine, I have ridden him in the hills or gathered on him and he was fine,He is not great to catch, although we have him turmed out on 140 acres so he can leave if he wants, but in a smaller pen he is much better. he just needs someone that isnt going to take his $hit on a regular basis. He needs to be taken and used. If you are looking for a horse that you can ride twice a year, well then this is not the horse for you., But if you use your horse as often as you change your pants then he will probably suit you perfect. We bought him with the intention of selling him and because we have more than enough horses he has gone to the bottom of the priority barrel. He is not a horse for the faint hearted, if you are handy and need a project or if you think you are handy and need to try and prove it. I think he is about 11 years old. 15.3 hands. Answers to the name of Dick.  Ok, he doesn’t answer, thats just what I call him. $2,500 obo.

 

  • How can you NOT appreciate the brutal honesty in this listing??  Kudos to you, Montana, for selling (and telling) “as is!”  I can’t decide which line is my favorite: “…split personality, some days he’s great, some days he’s a real prick,” or “…if you use your horse as often as you change your pants…”, or “…Dick…OK, he doesn’t answer, that’s just what I call him.”  Bravo, Montana, bravo!

 

       

      The Sunday Jog-up: Tips from a Groom

       

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      Do you ever stare in awe at the sleek shiny horses, the glistening brass, perfect braids, and dazzling white marks at a CCI trot up?  Do you ever wonder how they get that way?  (LOTS of hard work is the correct answer!)  Each Sunday morning we will bring you a little insider info on how the big-time grooms manage an upper level event horse.  Feel free to email or comment with specific grooming questions if you have a topic in mind!

       

       

      Today’s Topic:  Get those white legs white!

       

       

      Some riders are fortunate enough to have horses with solid black or chestnut legs, reducing grooming time and allowing for an extra minute of sleep on show mornings.  The rest of us must avoid the snooze button and get to the barn early, to combat the green spots and yellow stains that inevitably occur the day of a special occasion.

      So how can you make those white legs sparkle?

      It starts with regular attention.  Wash legs weekly to remove everyday dirt and stains.  You may use your favorite whitening shampoo, but I find that regular dish soap works just as well.  Save your Quic Silver for show baths!  Pink skin beneath the white hair is often sensitive, so take care to rinse thoroughly and avoid rough scrubbing if irritation occurs. 

      For your pre-show bath, slather on the Quic Silver (or purple-product of your choice) and let it sit while you wash the rest of the body, or about ten minutes.  Rinse well.  Apply Showsheen to the leg markings to resist any overnight discoloring.  For one-day events, or when cross-country is imminent, I avoid the Showsheen step– it could cause boots to slip down.

      The morning of the event, give those whites another quick scrub with Quic Silver.  Use full-strength on dry hair for soiled spots.  Rinse and rub the legs dry with a towel.  For a final whitening effect, puff and pat on a little cornstarch on the socks.  This works especially well to camouflage any “hind leg gunk” on the cannons.  **Be sure to use cornSTARCH, not cornMEAL, as one friend of mine tried to do…but it was pretty funny!  Baby powder, talc, and GoldBond also work too.

      In some disciplines (hunter/jumper, breed shows) it is very common to shave white legs with clippers.  This makes them very easy to keep clean, but can turn them pink and irritate skin (clip at least 7 days before competing).  I generally avoid clipping legs altogether— event horses need hair for protection from bangs and nicks on xc.  It also greatly increases the risk of boot rubs…a bright white sock doesn’t look good anymore when the leg is painful and swollen!  If you *do* choose to clip lower legs, use polos or fleece-lined boots during exercise for 7-10 days to be sure enough hair grows back, before you use standard Woof or Nunn Finer boots.

       

       

      Clean hooves

      Nothing looks quite as sharp as a glistening white sock contrasted with dark hoof oil.  Anyone who’s had a white-legged horse knows how hard it is to achieve that sparkle, and your effort will surely be noticed!

       

       

       Last week’s tip:  Hoofcare

       

       

      Undefeated Zenyatta returns to racing for 2010

      From the Thoroughbred Times:

      Jerry Moss said he saw Zenyatta on Saturday morning at Shirreffs’ barn, and she was doing so well they decided to keep her in training and have some fun this year with a great racemare.

      “We were there this morning. Annie and I watched her jog on the track and she just looked amazing; she’s so radiant,” Jerry Moss said. “She seems to be still growing, which is a strange thing to say, and we talked to John, obviously, and we said, ‘What are we doing?’

      “We like to come to the races and enjoy coming to the races. We come if we have any kind of race, and she’s a real star. We love to watch her run and we love her so much. So we said, ‘Let’s run her.’

       

      The horse world loves its superstars.  I’m excited to see Zenyatta race again– she performed with such enthusiasm and courage, a classic thoroughbred.  Hats off to the Mosses for their sportsmanship and sharing the great mare with her fans for another racing season.  They said they might like to travel with her…leaving the door open for Dubai or a possible match up with Rachel Alexandra?  Regardless, I look forward to seeing her charging down the stretch with her ears pricked, smoking her competition yet again. 

      Keeneland Wrap-up

      Well, it was a long 5 days but the Keeneland January Sale is finally over.  The statistics nuts will try to spin it that “average was only down 1% from last year!”, but it was pretty tough going.  There were some highlights (Miss Isella, consigned by Lane’s End, sold for over $1M), but the majority of the sale was a grind…median price was $8,000.  And about 27% of the horses RNA’d.  But, we did the best we could; the market is levelling off, correcting itself, and should rebound a bit next year.

      I took six horses to the ring on Tuesday and Thursday.  Most of them were well-behaved, aside from a few wild moments.  The weather was bitter cold to start the week, but warmed nicely by Wednesday.  Snow began melting off the pavilion roof, causing quite a few spooks and leaps among the already-wired horses.  The heated inner portion of the sales area felt like a sauna compared to the snowy outdoors…as if I wasn’t sweaty enough from all the walking to that point. 

      My favorite baby was 1161, a gray yearling colt liberally splashed with white.  He was quite the head-turner at the ring, and was an absolute gentleman to handle.  He didn’t just stand for buyers’ inspection– he *posed*.  He walked smartly, turned easily, and stood rock-solid when asked (which was often…he was “hot” as we say, had lots of interest at ringside).  He sold for $47,000, a fair amount for Thursday.  That day I also took a stallion to the ring, 1418, “Borobudur,” a bay seven-year-old.  Winner of about $140,000, he was generally quite nice.  Most of the race colts and stallions wear lip-chains for safety, but this guy went with just a chain on his nose.  Too bad he was just out of my price range at $20,000. 😉 

      And as sometimes happens with broodmares in this sale, a few of them gave birth just days (or hours) before going through the sales ring.  One of them, Desert Stormer, had a Bernardini colt the night before she sold (for $130,000).  Consigned by Warrendale Sales, she was stabled just a few barns down from us.  The baby was adorable!!  It was shuttled to the ring held by an attendant in a golf cart, riding along as Mama was led.  Neither mom nor baby seemed bothered by the fuss at the pavilion, and they looked precious in the sales ring.  

      So with the sale behind me, I can now enjoy sleeping in until 7am again.  My feet are fatigued, but thankfully not blistered.  My shoulders are sore and my knees ache.  But, my bank account is very happy and fueled to fund my upcoming show season.  Can’t ask for more than that!  I hope you all had a good week, I will be back on the regular-posting schedule now that I’m not falling asleep over dinner at 6:30pm.  🙂

      Note: Video Saturday coming at lunchtime. 

      Top 10 YouTube Favorites (part 3)

      At last, the moment you’ve all been waiting for.  The remaining 3 videos are revealed! 

      The Top 10 Best Videos: HORSES IN SPORT

       

      3.  2008 WEG Dressage Freestyle: Blu Hors Matine.  I know EVERYONE has seen this video (it’s been viewed a combined 10 million times), but it is worth watching again.  And again.  I still get goosebumps when I see it, for the 100th time.  The mare literally dances to the music; her suspension and flexibility is extraordinary.  I don’t care if you hate dressage more than picking frozen poop from the pasture, or if you can’t tell a half-pass from a piaffe, watching this video makes you appreciate dressage and WISH you could do ride a horse like that.  Simply magical.

       

      2.  My Favorite Eventing Video. Forward horses, forward riding, this is what xc is all about!  It’s awesome, it’s guts, it’s just hanging on with a smile.  Horses doing extraordinary things, understanding their job and having fun.  Horses and riders in sync, in rhythm, doing what they do best.  I love it!!!

       

      1.  1973 Belmont Stakes.  Wait, you mean that great eventing video isn’t #1?!  Yeah, ‘cuz this one’s better.  How something so simple as a running horse can create such an emotional impact, I cannot explain.  If this video doesn’t give you chills and fill you with inspiration, there’s no hope for you.  Secretariat was perhaps the single greatest equine athlete to ever walk the earth.  He had no competition… he was racing history.  And I don’t know if anyone will ever catch up.  Bookmark this one, and watch it again… it never loses it’s magic. 


      Keeneland January Sale

      John’s Update: Check out hip numbers 371, 435, 509, 554, 612, 708, you might get a glance of Visionaire.  

       

      As I mentioned on Sunday, I have been busy working at the Keeneland Horses of All Ages sale.  Each day begins in the barns at 5:30am, and we generally wrap up around 5pm.  Long, cold, exhausting days.  I will be taking horses to the ring to sell today (Hip #s __), and hopefully they will be well-behaved.  Look for me on the live Keeneland webcast

      How does a sale work at Keeneland?  All horses are catalogued into books– “best” quality, most-desirable horses first (good pedigrees, nice physicals).  Each book generally sells over two days, anywhere from 250-400 horses selling per day.  Book One began selling today, and will continue tomorrow.  With 5000 horses in the September sale, there are about 8 books!  This January sale is much smaller, only 3 books to sell (less than 2000 horses).  I work for Eaton sales (a very successful, respected consignor) and we will sell about 40 horses tomorrow, and another 35 or so on Thursday.

      The consignment handles horses from a variety of owners, most of which are not disclosed to the general public.  Prospective buyers come to the barns to examine the horses in the days (or hours) prior to the horses going to the sale ring.  They select horses from the catalog (pedigree page) and request them taken out for viewing.  A “showperson” (that’s my job) handles the horse out in the barnyard area, standing the horse up properly to show to its best advantage.  Then the horse is led in a straight line for the buyer to observe the horse’s walk, noting any crookedness and length of stride.  It is AMAZING to me that buyers can adequately assess a horse from simply its conformation and a brief walk; the whole examination takes about 5 minutes per horse, on average.  People may come back for a second (or third) look at an animal, but on the whole it is a pretty quick process– especially compared to your typical event horse trial!  We get to RIDE our prospective horses, handle them, jump them, etc…and we often aren’t risking hundreds of thousands of dollars on our purchases!

      After a day or two in the barns for the buyers to look at, the horses go to the sales ring.  This is an absolutely electric environment, mixing horses, people, hopes and dreams in a big pressure cooker.  Horses enter a large covered ring, where a group of about 8 horses walk in a large “waiting pattern” circle.  Buyers stand behind walls, inside or out of this circle.  Then in the other half of the ring, horses are split off in to quarter-sections with two horses walking much smaller individual ovals; this allows buyers to step in and examine the horse.  The horse then progresses to the pavilion circle, where two horses share an area about the size of a roundpen; people hang over the outer wall watching and evaluating.  Occasionally they step inside the circle (no safety wall) for a closer look, or to speak to the consignment manager for more information.  From the “roundpen,” the horse enters the final holding area directly behind the actual sales ring; one horse per holding area (there are two).  Here, buyers can be lined four or five deep behind a half-wall; big screens show the action happening in the sales ring, and people are actively bidding (from “the back”) on the horse in the ring.  The auctioneer’s voice is loud over the speakers, bid-spotters shouting out “HYA!!!” and there is marked tension throughout.  You have a very tiny area (about 12′ wide, 25′ long, bordered by a full wall and a half wall) to walk the horse before it enters the ring.  This is where I usually get body-slammed into a wall by a half-panicked horse unwilling to turn away from the “go home gap.”  Oh well, part of the job!  Then, the previous auction ends; a final top-off by a groom, and it’s time to lead your horse into the sales ring.  (If they balk–many do– a squirt bottle to the butt is effective encouragement.)  Hand the horse off to a Keeneland assistant, stand off to the side, catch your breath, and hope the horse sells well.

      The trip around the sales area, from initial covered area to leaving “sold,” takes about 20 minutes.  Aside from the brief moment being sold in the sales ring, you and the horse are walking the entire time.  Walking quickly, walking sideways, trying to stand for buyers’ inspection (often horses WILL NOT stand, but run you over instead), trying to stay out of trouble, not get bitten, reared on, or kill oblivious bystanders.  When one horse acts up, it tends to unsettle all of them.  Even 20-year-old broodmares sometimes bow their necks, jig, prance, and drag around in the excitement.  Surprisingly, most of the young horses (weanlings and yearlings) handle the atmosphere remarkably well.  Of course a few will act up, but many of them parade around calmly trusting their handlers in such an unusual, tense environment.  People say Thoroughbreds are crazy…but many of them are much more sensible than they get credit for.

      So…this is what keeps me busy this week.  The thoroughbred world is very interesting, and I have learned a lot.  Good horsemanship can be learned in many places– sometimes it’s good to get out and experience the horseworld outside of eventing.  If nothing else, I have become very good at handling difficult horses, and surviving a very stressful occasion remaining calm and in control.  Always good life lessons!

      Feel free to ask questions or comment on what you see in the ring.  This sale, in particular, includes some racing/breeding prospects that are just the right age for a nice young eventer.  It’s hard not to see that potential when I’m showing them sometimes!  We have a couple young mares selling who would make lovely sporthorses…too bad they will be WAY out of that price range! 😉 But there are definitely some in this sale (especially later books) with this economy, that will be cheap enough for event projects.  Anybody interested??

      Top 10 YouTube Favorites (part 2)

      The countdown continues…

      The Top 10 Best Videos: HORSES IN SPORT

       

      6.  Horse Agility?  Why not?  

      5. A stunning CLEAR ROUND at the 1988 Hickstead Derby.  A phenominal performance by Nick Skelton and Apollo.  Awesome horse, I think I wouldn’t mind galloping him around Rolex with a jump like that!  Hickstead is one of my favorite courses to watch, a really unique show jumping event.

      4. Metropolitan Mounted Police at Olympia.  Jumping in unison? Seen it before.  Near-collisions at high speed? Typical drill-team maneuver.  Jumping through hoops of fire?  Come on, who hasn’t.  Jumping in unison, through flaming hoops, avoiding near-collisions at high speed, while remaining in sync?  Now that’s worth watching.  And I still can’t figure out how they unsaddle, while mounted, continuing to canter in formation.  They’z got mad skillz!

      Agree or disagree with your favorites in the comment section.  Stay tuned for the Top 3!

      The Sunday Jog-up: Tips from a Groom

       

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      Do you ever stare in awe at the sleek shiny horses, the glistening brass, perfect braids, and dazzling white marks at a CCI trot up?  Do you ever wonder how they get that way?  (LOTS of hard work is the correct answer!)  Each Sunday morning we will bring you a little insider info on how the big-time grooms manage an upper level event horse.  Feel free to email or comment with specific grooming questions if you have a topic in mind!

       

       

       

       

       

      Today’s tip:  Hoofcare

       

      Of course it goes without saying, your horse should be properly trimmed/shod on a suitable schedule leading up to competition.  Plan your farrier schedule well in advance, according to your competition plans, so that your horse won’t risk running with loose nails and long toes (a recipe for ripping a shoe off!). 

      This is especially important for three-days!  Try to have your final shoeing 5-10 days before the Wednesday jog, that way the clinches are tight and strong.  Any less than 5 days and you run into a possible hot nail appearing too late to fix before trot-up (it happens!!).

      Now, to make those feet pretty.  Use SOS pads to scrub any manure stains for a nice, clean foot; best if used wet and sudsy, but also work dry in a pinch.  Applying hoof oil is my final step before the horse leaves the barn; I usually stand him in the barn aisle, or outside, to prevent shavings/dirt from icking it up.  Use whatever particular oil product you prefer.  I like the dark glossiness of Hooflex Liquid or Fiebings, but baby oil works just fine too.  A small piece of sponge soaked in baby oil makes a great applicator.  The darker oils make a nice contrast with white markings, without looking unnatural.  Clear sealant polishes are also ok, but not my favorite (they are also very sticky, and make a huge mess when spilled in the tack box!).  STAY AWAY from “black” polishes, especially on white feet.  It just screams “I’m A Halter Horse!” and will have the fashion police snickering at you.

      For a CCI jog, take your hoof product with you to the warmup area.  Wipe the feet clean and apply a final coat of oil before the horse presents to the judges.  Glistening feet clip-clopping soundly down the runway strip always make a good impression!

       

      For interesting hoof-related information, see Fran Jurga’s hoof blog, including 2009 Badminton’s Best Shod Horse Award.

      Good Sunday Morning

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      Morning my little Sunshines!  John is too busy unpacking his speedo collection and hanging curtains in his winter home, so he’s left the site in my care today.  Sort of like dumping the kids at an aunt’s house, while Dad goes on an extended vacation to Hawaii.  So thank him for this.  While the rest of us are stuck 8-clothing-layers knee-deep in the arctic effects of global warming, he’s enjoying balmy sunshine and riding in a t-shirt.  Let him know your true feelings at [email protected].

      Meanwhile, Auntie Visionaire has work to do at the Keeneland January Horses of All Ages Sale.  You are welcome to come along with me; just be quiet and sit on your hands in the sales pavilion lest you sneeze unexpectedly and find yourself one horse richer and many thousands poorer.  Or if you prefer, like a good delinquent babysitter I will leave you home alone with plenty of YouTube videos to keep you occupied. (Top 10 Favorites–Part 2 will be along shortly.) 

       

      I suppose I should introduce myself somewhat.  How did I land this gig, on this site?  Is it because of my superb writing ability and contacts deep within the inner eventing circle?  Possibly.  What about my unique wit and delightful charm?  That doesn’t hurt.  But actually, I’ve known John an awful long time and have lots of embarrassing stories about him I use as blackmail.  So he pretty much lets me do what I want.  “Leverage,” as Captain Jack Sparrow would say.

       

      Seriously, though, I came onboard beacuse I completely support his dream and vision for this site.  It is created for eventers, by eventers.  We want it to be fun, educational, and entertaining; a place for the latest breaking news, event results, thoughtful opinions, and random silliness.  We wanted something that *we* want to read everyday, and hopefully you will too.  We aren’t doing it for fame or fortune, just to create something unique and fill a hole in the internet web by promoting our sport, its people, and its horses.  It’s run on limited sleep, unlimited ideas, and the appreciative emails and comments from YOU, the readers.  Without you, it would be me and John talking to ourselves.  And that would be weird.

       

      So kick back, send John some jealous hatemail and pictures of your frozen arena, and I’ll try to stay warm walking Thoroughbreds around in single-digit windchills.  More to follow as the day progresses, including tips to achieve the 4-star sparkle and your YouTube videos as promised.  Stay tuned!

      An interesting little irrelevant sidenote

      I was sitting here casually surfing through my usual ‘net news sources, with a basketball game on tv in the background.  A random oddity struck me.  In almost all mainstream sports, participants are identified commonly by their last names: “Favre,” “Jeter,” “Jordan,” etc.  You know their first names, of course, but announcers calling the action almost always drop the first name in favor of the last.  In bar-room brawls with rival fans casual conversation among your buddies, you also refer to those sports stars by their surnames– coaches, too (Pitino, Calipari, Knight, Krzewpcslbscjadoiwvski, etc).

      Yet in our sport, for “those in the know,” it is the exact opposite.  We speak of our “heroes” on a first-name basis: Karen, David, Kim, Bruce, Jimmy, Dorothy… you all know who I’m talking about.  We don’t say, “Wow, Dutton had a great ride through the Head of the Lake!”  No, we say, “Wow, Phillip rode his ass off!!”  You don’t tell your friends, “I’m training with Wofford;” it’s “I’ve been working with Jimmy.”

      I can’t say why we do this… or why it sounds so odd to me when I catch the NBC Rolex replay and hear the commentators referring to our guys by their last names.  I just don’t think of them that way, and it is weird to think of “Chiacchia” riding around a course instead of simply, “Darren.” 

      Compared to those other sports, though, we *do* know our stars on a more informal level.  We can relate to them as everyday horsepeople.  They aren’t mega-millionaires with ten different luxury cars, homes around the globe, and completely out-of-touch with reality (well, at least most of them!).  They put their boots on one leg at a time; they, too, fall off and get grass stains, or worse!  It is not with disrespect that we communicate on a first-name basis, nor overeager “name-dropping.”  It’s just how we do things…you know what I’m talking about.  You can go to a regular horse trial and compete against Olympic medalists; you could be stabled right next to Rolex competitors, sharing a rake and a hose.  There is no wall of armed officials or bodyguards surrounding them (well, unless the requisite Event Dog counts!), you are free to walk up to them and say hello, or even ask a question if you wish. 

      In its own little odd way, to be known solely by your first name is when you’ve “made it.”  So here’s to all the Karens, Darrens, and wannabe’s out there… may we someday know YOU by your first name!    

       

      Top 10 YouTube Favorites (part 1)

      Is there any single internet site that is greater than YouTube??  I think not.  Whether you want to watch dancing monkeys, artistic sheep displays, or the juxtaposition of opposing lifestyles, you can find it all on YouTube.  Delights from the equine world are plentiful… from the absurd (“We’re going to Caaandy Mouuntaaain!”) to the truly touching (“respect“).

       

      From my own personal favorites list, I now bring you the first segment of

      The Top 10 Best Videos: HORSES IN SPORT.

       

      10. 2008 FACE Vaulting Freestyle.  If you have never watched a full team vaulting routine, it doesn’t get much better than this.  Kerri Strug has nothing on these guys!!

      9.  Steeplechase + Cross-country = THIS  And people call eventers crazy.  This is insane, yet I can’t stop watching…  (Caution, not for the faint of heart!  Graphic moment at 3:22, avert your eyes)

      8.  1984 Olympic Dressage Victory Lap  / Close up of Ahlerich’s One-Tempis   This is what dressage SHOULD be.  An astounding feat, accomplished with total grace and harmony…”awe” is the only response I can come up with.  The video quality sucks, but hey remember what video recorders were back then?!! 

      7.  Stacy Westfall Reining   Horse and rider communication in its simplest form.  Unlike our 20-penalty sliding stops, these are intentional. 😉

      Stay tuned for the remaining top 6 videos… including my most favorite eventing video ever! 

      What makes up your favorite YouTube playlist?  Speak up in the comment section!

      Who doesn’t love horse pics??

       www.barbaralivingston.com

      If you, like me, happen to live in the greater half of the country trapped by snow and sub-zero windchills, here’s a pleasant way to spend a few hours inside.  Grab a hot cup of cocoa and get lost in some of the most stunning equine photography you will ever see (outside of Shannon Brinkman!).  I don’t know how she does it, but Barbara Livingston captures some of the most spectacular, emotional moments a horse can display.  There aren’t enough words to describe these photos… go see for yourself!

      Barbara D. Livingston Gallery Home    

      ALL the albums are worth viewing, but these two are my favorites:

         Recent images

         On the farm

      Best of Craigslist

      In this grand world wide web invented by Al Gore, there happens a unique, bizarre bazaar phenomenon of Craigslist.  Part eBay, part flea market, part redneck yard sale, Craigslist is a free-for-all classified site where good deals can be found in any category from cars to dishwashers to llamas.  It’s like treasure hunting from your keyboard, and you never quite know what you’ll find.  Craigslist frequently has a few equine-related listings; the quality and content of which may vary widely.  Thus, for your entertainment, we now bring you THE BEST OF CRAIGSLIST. 

       

      Today’s theme:  Swap-O-Rama 

       

      These are ACTUAL listings… you can’t make this stuff up!

       

      *** 3 KMSHA SPOTTED WEANLINGS , SALE OR TRADE ****************** – $350 (OWINGSVILLE)


      Date: 2009-12-26, 1:18PM EST
      Reply to:
      [email protected]


       

      I HAVE 3 KMSHA REGISTERABLE WEANLINGS FOR SALE OR TRADE. ALL ARE OUT OF A TRIPLE REGISTERED BLACK AND WHITE TENN. STUD AND SOME ARE KENTUCKY MOUNTAIN MARES OR TENN. MARES. PRICES ARE 350.00 EACH FOR 2 OF THEM AND THE 3RD ONE IS 400.00. WILL CONSIDER TRADING FOR ANYTHING OF EQUAL VALUE THAT DOES NOT EAT. SUCH AS TRAILERS, GUNS, 4 WHEELER, BLACK WESTERN SHOW SADDLE, MANURE SPREADER ETC. ???

       

       

      • I’m not really sure what a “KMSHA” is… or how anything can come “out” of a Triple Registered stud… but it must be pretty special to be worth a manure spreader! 

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      Minis for Kayak – $1 (Alachua/Gainesville)


      Date: 2009-12-21, 9:30AM EST
      Reply to:
      [email protected]


       

      I have two adorable minis to trade — I’m looking for a kayak, sot, with seats and paddles. Minis are American Creme stud and tiny paint gelding. Call Terez 386 418- 2020

       

      • I wonder if the guy above from Owingsville would take a kayak?  It doesn’t eat…

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      • What a nice Mom… 

      Want to trade my Scarlet Macaw for a Pony/Horse for daughter


      Date: 2009-12-24, 2:11PM EST
      Reply to:
      [email protected]


       

      My 7 year old really wants a pony/horse for christmas or at least her birthday in January. I want to trade my Scarlet Macaw who is under 2 years old with Large cage and stand so that my daughter can have a horse that she has really been wanting and has gotton really good grades in school. Please call me at (352)463-8161 Thanks so much
      MERRY CHRISTMAS email is : [email protected]

      P.S. Please let me know if tack comes with pony/horse that would be a bonus cause it will be needed( saddle,bridle,halter and lead line)

       

      • Sure, I’d love to give you my kid-broke pony in exchange for a loud screeching parrot.  Polly wanna pony??  And I’m glad your daughter “has gotton” really good grades, maybe she can help you proofread someday.

       

      Decade Pop Quiz – Answers

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      Decade lists are all the rage as the days of ’00s come to a close.  Not to be outdone, EN will also take a look back at the last ten years of our sport: test your memory of these notable moments in history… or challenge your mad Google skillz, for those of us who have fallen on the ol’ noggin a few times too many!  Feel free to post your guesses analysis in the comment section, and we will unscramble the list sometime soon.

      H) This was the first year Rolex ran SOLELY as a CCI****, with no concurrent 3-star.  Tiffani Loudon and Makabi won the inaugural MBNA Foxhall Cup CCI***.  David O’Connor made a mental mistake that all of us could relate to, yet still managed to come out on top in Sydney. 2000

      J) Due to hoof and mouth disease outbreak, Badminton Horse Trials was cancelled.  This year began the “Dan Dynasty” as Winsome Adante traveled abroad with Kim (then) Vinoski to win the CCI*** at Blenheim.  After winning Rolex with Giltedge, David O’Connor went on to finish first and third at Fair Hill CCI*** (on The Native and Tigger Too, respectively).  The blaze-faced international eventing icon, Biko, was retired at a heartwarming ceremony at Rolex.  2001
      A) Winsome Adante won his first Rolex CCI****.  John Williams (Carrick) finished 4th individually to lead the US team to a WEG gold medal in Jerez, Spain.  Custom Made went out in dramatic style, as he won his final competition at Fair Hill CCI***.  2002
      D) David O’Connor won the first Jersey Fresh CCI** event, riding Gorta Glen.  Pippa Funnel won $250,000 as she completed the Rolex Grand Slam of eventing, winning Rolex, Badminton, and Burghley consecutively. Fair Hill hosted the Pan Am Games in addition to the regular three-day event.  J. Michael Plumb, Torrance Watkins, and Jimmy Wofford were inducted into the USEA Hall of Fame.  2003 
      F) Winsome Adante won his second Rolex CCI****, finishing on his dressage score of 37.00.  Phillip Dutton was second on Nova Top.  This year, Rolex also ran an abbreviated “Olympic format” won by Darren Chiacchia and Windfall; a signal that the classic long-format era was coming to an end.  Custom Made was officially retired.  Kim and Dan went on to win the individual silver (and team bronze) in Athens, after the bizarre Bettina Hoy Show Jumping Incident.  The USEA Young Event Horse Series was initiated in this year, as well as the American Eventing Championships.  2004

      C) “Dan domination” continued as Winsome Adante and Kim Severson won Rolex again for the third time in four years.  Phillip finished second (again) with the Foreman, and also fourth and fifth.  Jersey Fresh cross-country was a struggle for many, as barely 60% finished the CCI** and CCI***; the infamous Bridge caused trouble for many early goers, before it was removed from the course.  Nathalie Bouckaert Pollard and West Farthing won Fair Hill CCI***, narrowly edging Will Faudree and Antigua.  The Florida Horse Park was introduced with its inaugural event in November.  2005
      I) Rolex ran for the first time in its current short format (without steeplechase).  Andrew Hoy (Master Monarch) moved from 6th to 1st, after a disappointing showjumping round from overnight leaders Becky Holder and Courageous Comet.  Three Magic Beans completed his last three-day event, ending a long, productive career.  Jan Bynny finished first and second at Jersey Fresh CCI***, with Task Force and Waterfront.   Zara Phillips collected the Gold at Aachen, with Amy and Poggio finishing 3rd.  2006
      G) Phillip collected his first individual CCI**** victory, but suffered embarrassment later in the summer, when the German dentist found Gold.  Touzaint won Badminton, and Tamarillo got it done at Burghley.  2007
      B) The year of Teddy.  The super-pony placed 3rd at Kentucky,  and led the US to team Gold in Rio.  Behind the strong coaching of David, Canada emerged as an international force with a Silver.  One of the Fredericks won Kentucky.  Bonnie Mosser won everything at Jersey, and True Prospect dominated at the Fair Hill CCI***.  2008
      E) The year of Townend.  Olliver won both Badminton and Burghley, and tried for an unprecedented 3rd CCI**** win at Pau.  Fredericks won Kentucky, and Boyd collected his first CCI*** win.  2009