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When Your Child Doesn’t Ride …

My son, my saint of a pony and me on a warm spring day last year. Photo by my ever patient husband Tim Wadley.

“It’s time to go pony shopping!”

I can’t tell you how many times I heard those words, or some variation of them, when I was pregnant with my son. And whether I ever really admitted it out loud or not, I SO wanted that to be the case. A part of me really did want to go pony shopping. A part of me really hoped we would. But (there’s always got to be a “but”) … another bigger part of me always suspected there might not be a pony. And I had to be okay with that.

When you’ve had a lifelong romance with horses, as I have had, or you love the smell of horse poop, as I do, or you are lucky enough to be a horse professional, I think you always hope your children (if you are blessed to have them) will ride. I did. Of course I did. I think most people hope their kids will love the things that they love. I love horses, so ….

My husband and I were late to the having kids game. We got married in our 30s and once we decided we were ready, well, it just did not work out the way we wanted. By the time I hit 40, and after trying for quite awhile, we came to the conclusion that we were probably not ever gonna have children. Long story short, I quite unexpectedly found myself pregnant at 43! I literally had friends with children in high school and college, so I had watched the ones with daughters that rode, compete and do the horse thing together. Watching them cheer each other on and the camaraderie they shared was touching and infectious. I wanted that too, so there was part of me that hoped for a horse girl. The rest of me was just so thrilled to be pregnant that I really was just thrilled to be pregnant.

If you noticed the photo accompanying this blog, you have probably already figured out what gender my baby was. “Boy mom” became the order of the day, and my husband and I were over the moon. We were blessed with a healthy, intelligent, handsome, rowdy, too smart for his own good, all boy, son. He is the greatest joy and blessing and gift of my life. So what about that pony? Well … Nate will be eight in July, and so far, no pony.

But here’s the thing: It’s OK. Do I wish he wanted to ride? Sure! Sometimes. And while he does on occasion (RARE occasion) decide he wants to hop on my trusty steed Syd and take a couple of laps around the arena, for the most part, he would MUCH rather be catching lizards and snakes or riding bicycles with his friends. And I’m OK with that. Really!

Nate doing what he loves: catching critters. Photo by Tim Wadley.

Because here’s the thing: I LOVE being a boy mom. I DO! I’m good at it. I grew up a tomboy. I mean, c’mon! I was a nerdy barn rat who was addicted to horses, and I had one Barbie whose sole purpose was to ride my Breyer horses. I love catching crawdads and hiking through the woods and cheering my son Nate on at his martial arts tournaments. I love superheroes and science fiction and action flicks (all things we enjoy together) and Nate loves to help me cook. I’m an eventer. I’m good with getting muddy and rolling with the punches, which is the order of the day with boys.

Do I miss having a child that rides with me? Sometimes. Do I miss having a child who competes with me? Sometimes. But here’s the thing: I HAVE always and WILL always want Nate to be Nate. I want him to find the thing in his heart that HE is passionate about, NOT what I want him to love. If he loves horses, well, FABULOUS! We’ll go get that pony! But if he loves Brazilian Jiu Jitsu or soccer or reptiles or cars or math (well, maybe not math) whatever it is, I want it to be HIS. And I will support him in that one million percent.

And you know what? He supports me! He loves to go to horse shows so he can cheer me on from the sidelines. He wears my cross country colors (lime green!) and just hearing that little voice screaming “Go Mama!” from the arena fence is enough to make me feel like I could tackle Kentucky! Regardless, he supports me and I support him. And let’s be real. Sometimes, it’s good to have your own thing. Because sometimes, as a mom, I NEED my barn time to decompress, so that I can be the supportive, loving mom I need to be. ESPECIALLY when there’s a snake (“Look Mama! Isn’t he cool?!”) in my kitchen.

Stay safe everyone! Hang in there!

Go eventing!

Nate and I at a mother/son dance at his school. Photo by another boy mom who was kind enough to take this photo.

 

Tuesday News & Notes from Legends Horse Feeds

Shelby and Ginger in 2005. SRD Photography.

Going through some old stuff at my parents house led me to a CD of photos from a schooling show in 2005. I was 12 at the time, and my horse, Ginger, was six. These were such a blast from the past. I loved finding these old photos of this amazing mare.

National Holiday: National Limerick Day

Tuesday News: 

The summer calendar remains murky, but the USEA has all cancellations and announcements for you to stay up to date: [Event Cancellations and Responses to Coronavirus (COVID-19)]

In case you missed it, we announced on Friday that the 2021 FEI European Championships have been canceled. Eventing was to be held in early August at France’s Haras du Pin but the dates directly conflict with the rescheduled Tokyo Olympics. Officials deny any plans to reschedule. The organizers have already announced to the FEI their wish to become a candidate for the 2023 Championships. [FEI European Championships In Olympic And Paralympic Disciplines Canceled For 2021]

A French auction, “Trésors de champions,” raised €36,238 raised to support riding schools and pony clubs hard hit by the Covid crisis. Among the items bid upon was the Hermès saddle of Astier Nicolas, winner of team eventing gold at Rio in 2016. Stéphane Colas laid out 2,580 Euros for this special birthday present for his daughter. [French Horse Riding Federation]

US Equestrian and the USEA are hosting a joint informational webinar session to review a safe return to competition and discuss key topics relevant to eventing. The webinar takes place Wednesday, May 13 at 3 p.m. ET. Participants are encouraged to submit questions in advance when registering. Pre-webinar question submissions will close at 5 p.m. today. [Register Now]

We love seeing equestrians giving their fellow horse owners a leg up. Tryon Riding & Hunt Club offered a grant of up to $2,500 to match community donations to help Foothills Equine Rescue Association (FERA) provide support to local horse people having a hard time paying their bills and caring for their horses in the midst of the pandemic. Upon sending out a call for support, donations from the community reached $2,500 match maximum. [FERA]

Whether you’re watching videos of yourself or of others, there’s a lot to learn. [5 Ways to Use Video to Improve Your Riding From Home (Yes, It’s Really Possible)]

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Monday Video from CLM DWN: This Six Pole Leg Yielding Exercise is Simple but Brilliant

With the current break in competition, now is the perfect time to take the opportunity to go back to basics if you’re able to ride your horse. Lateral work is a great thing to focus on in particular, because let’s be honest, who doesn’t need a little inside leg to outside rein work? My horse and I sure do.

Australian eventer Amanda Ross brings us this super versatile leg yielding exercise, which she first learned from US-based Australian show jumper, Harley Brown, and has stayed a staple exercise in her training toolkit for over 20 years. The beauty in this exercise is partially in its simplicity — all you need are 6 ground poles — and partially in how easy it is to tailor to various degrees of difficulties. It can be done at all three gaits and it can even be turned into a jumping exercise by raising the poles instead of using ground poles. Oh and don’t don’t worry — you don’t even have to have a proper 60 x 20 meter arena — it’s more about the spacing of the poles that matters.

Give this video a watch as Amanda first gives us a quick whiteboard lesson in how to set up the exercise, how to modify it if needed and then demonstrates it on two horses at different levels of training. I can guarantee you I’ll be setting this exercise up for myself next time I head to the barn — thanks for sharing, Amanda!

Now’s the Time to Hire an Out-of-Work Builder to Up Your XC Course Game

The Tidworth style fence, says course builder Jon Wells, “is one I haven’t seen in decades.” This one at Penrose Farm (Knoxville, TN) was built approximately 1988-89. Photo by Jon Wells.

Yesterday while attempting to locate my pony in the 65-acre field she lives in (yes, have considered investing in GPS tracker), I noticed a man in the distance roaming around seemingly aimlessly. I assumed it was some boarder’s hapless dad or husband trying to find the elusive herd, which I finally discovered hiding out in a side-pocket meadow. “Do you need help?” I yelled when he came within earshot.

He laughed and I immediately recognized him as course builder Jon Wells — who ironically knows this property as well as if not better than anybody. Jon played a big role in building the cross country course that runs through Penrose Farm way back in the day, as early as the ’80s when it ran a recognized event. The jumps are a time capsule of the era: lots of timber and some mini old-school Badminton stuff.

Typical ’80s post & rails. Photo by Jon Wells.

A lot of the course has, incredibly, withstood the test of time and there are some nifty new-ish complexes, but some parts are in need of an update. The bulk of it was built well before the modern era of technical cross country, so we’ve got jumps the length of a school bus but nary a skinny or corner outside of the arena. Back then, Jon reminded me, competitors would just pile into a hay wagon and that was the “course walk” — there weren’t really any distances to consider or lines to contemplate, it was more like “just keep kicking until you get to the other side.” And then there’s the issue of safety: Jon tells me that some of the vintage Penrose fences are basically frangible now because the rope holding them together is so rotted, but only if you jump them from a certain direction. Noted, next time I go tackling that bounce of fixed vertical rails!

The old “Coke Float” fence, circa 1991-92, ingeniously fashioned with two outhouses. These days the rusty metal roofs discourage run-outs at least (JK, JK — this one has been out of commission for … a long time). Photo by Jon Wells.

Now Penrose owner Erika Adams is hiring Jon back to spruce things up. Jon, who was always ahead of his time (even encouraging the use of newfangled portables in the early ’90s — scandalous!), has watched course design evolve from ground zero and went on to build a number of courses around the country, so he’s well-equipped to give our old girl a facelift. And now is the perfect time: Jon travels extensively but with competitions on pause he’s been quarantining at home for the past couple months, keeping his power tools exercised with some non-horsey projects … like, this house for his goat Minnie:

You could have a real side hustle here, Jon.

Other out-of-work builders are tackling projects they wouldn’t normally, that (nothing against goats) are frankly an underutilization of their specialized skill set and experience. If you’re considering updating your course or commissioning a specialty jump(s), seize this quiet moment for our sport to put these guys to work.

Maybe it’s a replica of that bogey fence that tripped you up on course last season — Michael Jung, on the rare occasion that he runs into trouble cross country, goes home and replicates the question, schooling it until he and his horse have the riddle solved. Or maybe it’s a custom obstacle that you’ve imagined for your schooling field … if you can dream it, they can build it. And, like so many of us right now, you can bet they’ll appreciate the work.

Tyson Rementer, whom I would fully trust to commission my dream water complex/mermaid lagoon with a rainbow waterfall drop in (think LED lights behind the waterfall that make it look multicolored) and a carved unicorn skinny out (unicorn horn = another strong incentive to hold your line) put together this video. Note the end credits — cute!

Using my time wisely..to make imovies!

Posted by Tyson F Rementer on Saturday, April 11, 2020

Go Builders. Go Eventing!

‘I Couldn’t Bear the Thought of Something Happening to Her’ – Badminton Winner Paulank Brockagh Retires

Sam Griffiths and Paulank Brockagh at Badminton in 2014. Photo courtesy of Nico Morgan Photography.

Dinah Posford‘s Paulank Brockagh, the 17-year-old Irish Sport Horse mare with whom Australia’s Sam Griffiths won Badminton Horse Trials in 2014, has returned to breeder Paula Cullen‘s Co. Wicklow yard to begin her retirement.

“Dinah’s had horses with me for 20 years now and she’s a proper owner,” says Sam. “She does everything for the love of the horse and never wants to push them. The most important thing for her is that they come home safe. Brocks was starting to feel her age, she had a lot of miles on the clock and she didn’t owe anyone anything. She still looks a treat, so although I was upset to see her leaving I’m really pleased that a horse of her calibre finishes her career happy and sound.”

Owner Dinah continues, “at the end of day she’s retiring fit and healthy, and she deserves it. I think it would have been tempting fate to do any more – I couldn’t bear the thought of something happening to her.”

The decision comes after the ongoing pandemic shelved the team’s original plans to aim for a final major run, whether at Badminton or at the Tokyo Olympics. She had been campaigned in 2019 with this aim in mind, with a trip to Luhmühlen — where she finished 7th — taking precedence over a more taxing run around the site of her 2014 victory.

“It would have been her seventh time [at Badminton if she had run this year], and it would have been great to produce another good result and then retire her on the last day,” says Sam.

Sam Griffiths and Paulank Brockagh at Luhmühlen. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

But wrapping her illustrious career up on a top ten finish isn’t too shabby, and nor are the memories that Sam, Dinah and the rest of the Griffiths Eventing Team have collected over the decade that the mare has been in situ at Symphony Farm.

Her first major competition with Sam in the irons was the Seven-Year-Old World Championships at Le Lion d’Angers in 2010, in which she finished eighth. She had previously been campaigned by Irish rider Heidi Hamilton, and by Joseph Murphy and Daryll Walker prior to Heidi. Less than a year after taking the reins, Sam contested the London Olympics test event with ‘Brocks’, finishing 20th and setting the stage for a successful step up to four star that autumn. The following year, she finished fifth in her second CCI4*-L at Bramham, proving her toughness early on. But not everyone was quite so impressed with the mare.

“When [Chris Burton] visited one time I told him, ‘you have to sit on this mare – I think she might be my next Badminton horse’,” recalls Sam. “But he didn’t think too much of her that day. He fell in love with her a few years later though!”

2013 would see Brocks step up to five-star with clear rounds at both Badminton and Burghley, though her dressage scores kept her out of the top placings at both. The next spring was to provide a very different challenge, however, with extraordinarily challenging weather conditions and a particularly tough track by Guiseppe della Chiesa combining to create one of the most difficult Badmintons in recent memory.

Sam Griffiths and Paulank Brockagh. Photo courtesy of Nico Morgan Photography.

A first-phase score of 46.3 (30.8 in new scoring) put them on the back foot early on, and Sam and Brocks headed into Saturday’s competition in 25th place. But it certainly wouldn’t be a dressage competition — an endless deluge created bottomless going while gale-force winds sent Portaloos flying, and just 32 of the 78 starters would make it through this phase. As Sunday dawned, Brocks sat in a competitive fifth place — and just one rail down on a day that saw only a single showjumping clear would clinch this first five-star victory for Sam.

Sam Griffiths (AUS) and Paulank Brockagh. Photo by Leslie Wylie.

That win, plus top ten finishes at both Badminton and Burghley in 2015, put the pair firmly in the eyeline of Team Australia’s selectors and in 2016, they headed to the Rio Olympics. They finished fourth individually as part of the bronze-medal-winning team and followed their efforts up with three gentle seasons, each focused on a successful five-star run. Top ten finishes at both Pau and Luhmühlen would be amongst their post-Rio accomplishments.

“I’ve never ridden a horse that would try so hard,” says Sam of Brocks’ competitive consistency. “She was a naturally good jumper, needed some training on the flat but an incredible cross-country horse. I really felt that I could point her at a house and she’d try to jump it! She would give you so much confidence, she wasn’t the quickest but where she came to the fore was at 5-star level. She had such endurance, she could just keep going and keep trying, especially on the last day – she’d still give it everything she had.”

Sam Griffiths gives Paulank Brockagh a bit of fuss at Luhmühlen in 2019. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

The Irish-bred mare (Touchdown x Calendar Girl, by Trigerrero), who Dinah and Paula describe variously as ‘impetuous’ and ‘opinionated’, may well have offspring of her own now.

“When we sold her in 2010 I said to Dinah that if she ever bred from her I’d love to have first refusal on the foal,” says breeder Paula. “So when I got the call to ask if I’d like to retire her here I couldn’t hold back the tears!”

Happy retirement, Brocks — and Dinah, do please consider adding us to that waiting list.

Badminton in the Rearview: A Journalist’s Love Letter

This week, in lieu of hanging out in a field in Gloucestershire ourselves, we’re going to be sharing some of our favourite Badminton content of years gone by, as well as some new pieces to keep the nostalgia train going strong. We bid the Badminton That Wasn’t adieu with this unapologetically soppy ode, first published in 2018.

Jonelle Price and Classic Moet check out their new piece of silverware. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

Another Badminton in the books, and what a week it was. From the tension and excitement of a Grand Slam attempt through to the incredible conclusion, in which we saw Jonelle Price and Classic Moet finally join the “elite club” of four-star winners, it was a non-stop, action-packed week which required everyone involved to fire on all cylinders from Tuesday until the sun set over Gloucestershire on Sunday night.

Once more unto the breach, dear friends: Lauren Kieffer and Veronica head into the prizegiving after finishing in ninth place — a fantastic finish for the Americans. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

For all our best efforts, there’s so much that we as journalists take in throughout a major competition that simply can’t make it into the write-ups — there’s space to think about, and relevance, and the swiftly diminishing braincells we find ourselves wielding as we write up the reports at the end of another 12-hour-plus day.

When dreams become reality: Foxwood High looks back at the main arena moments after completing his test and setting the ball rolling on a week that would bring owner John Rumble’s long-held aims to life. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

But it all gets under our skin — the magic of the place, the stories we hear, and the people and horses we meet through the week. EN Lead Writer Jenni Autry pioneered the idea of the reporter’s notebook a couple of months ago, and today I’d like to respectfully borrow the idea to share a little bit of my Badminton with you, and take you into the places you don’t get to see on the livestream.

Will Coleman celebrates a brilliant test with OBOS O’Reilly, before being whisked into the mixed zone for interviews. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

The collecting ring is one of those places. From our second home in the mixed zone, where we interview riders after they dismount, we can see the whole spectrum of human emotion unfold, from the conquering of fear on the way to the start box, to the joy and relief after a successful cross country round.

Ireland’s Padraig McCarthy — the highest-placed first-timer in eighth — demonstrates the difference between heading to the start box…

…with game faces firmly in place…

… and the joy and relief of coming home from a fast clear around your first Badminton. Photos by Tilly Berendt.

They say it takes a village to raise a child, and if so, it must take a minor metropolis to produce a horse to the four-star level and have it finish one of the toughest tests of its life healthy, happy, sound and satisfied. We see just a small fraction of this when we watch a horse canter down the centreline, or clear the final fence — for every horse and rider combination, there’s an enormous and varied support team scarcely breathing as they watch their charges tackle each phase of the competition.

All hands on deck as Classic Moet finishes her lightning-fast cross country round, coming in just one second over the optimum time despite taking the long route at the Lake. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

Lesson learned: you’re only as good as the team around you, whether you’re riding around Badminton’s formidable course or clocking up the hours in front of your laptop in the media centre. A glimpse into the collecting ring saw many things: laughter, tears, enormous hugs — the proper ones, of course, the ones which leave both parties with aching ribs and silly grins — and always, without fail, an F1-calibre support crew, ready to aggressively cool horses, remove boots, offer water, and give endless praise and kisses. Grooms are often the unsung heroes of the sport, but they really are the cogs that the machine requires to function.

Freelance groom David Burton takes his charge for the week — Kirsty Short’s Cossan Lad — for a leg-stretch. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

On my end, too, a great team was key. I was lucky enough to be supported once again by top tog Nico Morgan, who snapped all the incredible photographs which accompanied my reports throughout the week and who always provides the sort of good-natured, merciless bullying that is absolutely required in a CCI4* week. I was also stabled (or tabled) with team EquiRatings, helmed by lead Numbers Nerd Diarm Byrne and ably assisted by the glamorous Nicole Brown and Georgia Patrick. We were joined by rookie event reporter Rachel Dyke of Horse&Rider magazine, who, poor soul, was thrown well into the deep end with us and kept on swimming.

Note to self: don’t save the team selfie for Sunday evening.

We laughed ourselves stupid, spent hours perfecting(?) our rider impersonations — I do a mean Michi Jung — and availed ourselves merrily of the media centre’s open bar as evening set in. As Jenni mused about the boys in one of our many overexcited WhatsApp conversations through the week: “It’s one of those things where you know you’d be SO much more productive without those goons, but you can’t imagine doing it without them.”

I’d say I miss them already, but they’d never let me live it down.

Emerging from the beautiful old buildings that house Badminton’s meticulous stableyard. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

One of the (many, many) pinch-me moments I had last week was granted to me by Badminton’s media director, Julian Seaman. Under FEI rules, access to the stables is restricted to grooms, riders, and their immediate team of owners and family, but because of Julian’s generosity in helping me to get the stories I was chasing, I was able to visit not just once, but twice — the second time, spending a blissful half an hour getting to know Michael Jung and his wonder horse, La Biosthetique Sam FBW. I’m so excited to bring you the full story later on this week.

A good time for a snooze — Tom Jackson’s Waltham Fiddler’s Find takes it easy as the finishing touches are put in for the first horse inspection. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

The stables are a special kind of magical — helmed from old, golden stone, set up in two long aisleways and a number of nooks and crannies around a vast, meticulously swept courtyard, there’s a palpable frisson of excitement in the air. You get the feeling that no one is immune to that flutter of butterflies in their tummy as they walk through the clocktower archway — but for all this, and for the fact that the narrow aisles are constantly filled with the hustle and bustle of support and horsemanship, each stable houses a supremely relaxed, dozing athlete.

Good luck cards, addressed to both horses and riders, are delivered to the stable managers office and pinned to a notice board, ready for collection. Here, first-timers Kate Honey and Fernhill Now or Never display some of their spoils. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

As it turns out, the magic never quite wears off: “It’s so special,” Michael Jung assures me when I ask him about it. “Almost a second home, but so special.” Bittersweet, too, because this was to be the last time we’d get the joy of seeing King Sam at the competition he won in 2016 — Michael announced several months ago that 2018 would be the horse’s final season at the top level.

“I’ll be having that, then” — Michi Jung’s dog does what we’ve all thought about doing, and gives stealing Sam a jolly good attempt. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

“I can’t believe this is the last time we’ll see him here,” I say to him, as we watch modern eventing’s most-medalled horse graze in front of the house.

“Maybe,” he replies, a wide grin spreading across his face. “Maybe.”

Ireland’s James O’Haire performs perhaps the most important role in the trot-up prep routine — offering up bribes to encourage his mare, China Doll, to stand still. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

Many of the grooms are housed in small chambres des bonne, and Selena O’Hanlon‘s head girl Anne-Marie Duarte tells me that, although they may be basic, the novelty of staying in what is essentially an annexe of Badminton House doesn’t pass her by. “Although the last time I was here, there was no hot water,” she muses. “I hope they’ve fixed that!”

The number one mode of transportation around the sprawling Badminton estate. Just watch out for British team coach Chris Bartle, who has replaced his exceptionally squeaky bike of last season, and is now a liability on wheels. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

Riders, grooms, owners and supporters zoom in and out of the stables on pushbikes, followed by a bevy of stable dogs, and there’s a cavernous canteen for them all to dine in, too, lined with hundreds of antlers of indeterminate age.

A family affair: baby Charlie and dad Will Coleman supervise as OBOS O’Reilly is plaited for the first horse inspection. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

It all feels like a grown-up version of summer camp — laughter everywhere, as old friends catch up, selfies with equine charges in front of the house — until the first horse inspection gets underway. Then there’s the feeling of passing through a threshold — quite literally — into something rather bigger than oneself.

Once you’ve stepped through this archway, your Badminton begins. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

From then on out, it’s all systems go. The stables are a constant hive of activity, a walk around Little Badminton village drums up endless encounters with horses and riders stretching their legs, and the Media Centre — the best, in my opinion, of any event — absolutely thrums with adrenaline and high-speed content production. Well, it thrums until the WiFi buckles under the pressure — then it’s filled with a cacophony of noise, mostly from me, and mostly unfit to print.

When the media cracks: four-star eventer Ben Way makes himself useful for Radio Badminton. Some of his interviews, like this one with Ivar Gooden, are … less eloquent than the rest. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

Throughout a long week of reporting, you learn to adopt every available resource as a means of recording a story. It all starts out in a very civilised manner — a dictaphone shoved in a back pocket, a reasonably organised notebook, a few different coloured pens (an idea pinched from Horse&Hound editor Pippa Roome — because you can never stop learning, nor adapting your craft) to try to keep the riders and phases separate. A few days in, it all starts to fall apart at the seams, and you find yourself scrawling notes in an almost indecipherable shorthand on just about anything that stands still for long enough to be written on. Inevitably, you find something like this a few days later, having completely forgotten that you took notes on your phone, too:

The stuff that (mostly) logical event reports are made of. The glam life of an eventing journo.

Keeping a camera to hand is always helpful, too — until you’ve tried four times to get the shot, only to realise you never took the lens cap off. Whoops. Sometimes you actually get there in time, and think you’ve snapped something really elegant and special, only to purge your memory cards and find something else entirely.

Black Beauty: Lydia Hannon’s My Royal Touch at the final horse inspection, apparently feeling the effects of one too many drinks at the Outside Chance the night before. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

The number-one cure for end-of-day eventing insanity? Zooming in on the riders’ faces in jumping photos, of course.

Ireland’s Jonty Evans gets a pep-talk from BBC presenter Clare Balding on the way to the start box. His sleeve reads ‘#artsamazingfamily’ — an homage to the 6,800 donors who helped him to secure his horse of a lifetime last season. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

Eventing, of course, isn’t always the easiest sport to report on — it has more ups and downs than a sunken road complex, and the heartbreaks are felt as strongly as the victories. It’s a mad, nomadic lifestyle that we all — grooms, riders, owners, and journalists — embark upon, and we form friendships that cross all of those divides. At the end of the day, we do what we do because we love the sport and, most intrinsically of all, we love the horses.

Team work really does make the dream work: Mark Todd congratulates Selena O’Hanlon on a great round. Selena and Woody have been based at Mark’s Badgerstown yard while in the UK. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

There are two rules to journalism: you must never comment on the weather (something I fail rather spectacularly at!) and you must strip your own emotion and opinion from your work and report only the facts. Sometimes, this isn’t easy. Sometimes, it feels nearly impossible. Often, we have to take ourselves out of the situation for a moment, find somewhere quiet, and deal with our own emotions when we see a friend fall on course, a controversy unfold, or, the very worst, an irreparable injury.

Cheers, pal: Imogen Murray and Ivar Gooden performed one of the best rounds of the day on Saturday, finishing in 11th place overall in the competition. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

But then, the magic of the sport puts us all back together again. It’s seeing Jonelle Price‘s enormous grin as she tells you that dreams do come true, while her young son Otis tries his best to cram the chinstrap of her helmet into his mouth. It’s seeing young, up-and-coming riders stunned into silence by the magnitude of their gratitude to their horses, who have showed them that they’re capable of everything they ever imagined. It’s watching the children watching their favourite riders, their wide eyes and small faces pressed against the fence of the mixed zone, hoping that they might get to meet real life, actual Mark Todd. It’s the incomparable sportsmanship of the collecting ring, as riders, friends, grooms, everyone in the vicinity is swept up in a whirlwind of well-wishes and teary hugs.

The Kiwi takeover: Andy Daines, on Spring Panorama, and Ginny Thompson, on Star Nouveau, get the obligatory house photo in the bank. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

It’s the stories, too, that don’t make the headlines — that of New Zealand’s Ginny Thompson, for example, who sold her entire yard so that she and Star Nouveau could come to the UK for two years to base themselves with Blyth Tait and chase their dreams. It’s her fellow countryman, Andy Daines, who quickly became every interviewer’s favourite rider with his easy charm and token one-liners: “I was riding around in the warm-up ring with Michael Jung, and I was just like, ‘Can I touch you?!’ No, that’s weird!” and “I’ll stay here until my visa runs out — and then I need to find myself a rich husband!” King of the one-liners, too, is Ireland’s James O’Haire — to which I need only offer you this:

Michael Jung, he's coming to get you!!

James O'Haire – the one liner of Badminton today!!! 🇮🇪

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Full support: eventing fans wait at the perimeter of the mixed zone in the hopes of catching up with their favourite riders. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

Above all things, it’s the horses. It’s almost too obvious to say that we’d be nowhere without them, because, well, of course — but their strength, their intelligence, their fortitude, and their loyalty never ceases to inspire a profound sort of awe in me. I hope that I never reach the point in my career when being in proximity to them loses its sparkle. I hope I always maintain a childlike glee in heaping cuddles on Classic Moet, or giving Nereo’s nose a final stroke, or having La Biosthetique Sam merrily blow his nose down my arm.

A shared victory — the Prices’ head girl, Lucy Miles, celebrates her charge’s win. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

After talking to my fellow media louts — many of whom have been in the game for far longer than I have, and whose work I admire and learn from constantly — I truly believe I will. Inside all of us — those in the saddle, and those on the ground — are still the horse-crazy children who dreamed these lofty dreams in the first place.

It really is real — Jonelle Price and Trisha Rickards, owner of Classic Moet, tick the four-star box together. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

It’s easy to fall victim to the post-Badminton blues — a combination of exhaustion, perhaps a bit too much sun, a feeling of distinct anticlimax in the absence of those vibrant characters who have made the prior week so special. But the sun is shining, my own horse is waiting, and it’s back on the road on Friday for the first leg of the 2018 Event Rider Masters series at Chatsworth. Thank you for turning to EN for all your eventing news and reports — it’s a special and indescribable privilege to be able to bring you these stories. Here’s to you; the eventing fans who keep this mad world turning.

Until next time — go eventing.

Tx

The real deal. Jonelle Price and Classic Moet finish their winning showjumping — a first international clear in four years — to a tumult of celebration. Photo by Tilly Berendt.

Monday News & Notes from Fleeceworks

What. A. Week. This is the first time in a very long time that I’ve not been using today as a recovery day from a crazy week at Badminton, but somehow I’m no less shattered right now — between retrospectives, Virtual Eventing, and some serious legwork on a VERY exciting new venture that EN will be launching for you all this week, I feel slightly delirious and extraordinarily silly. Almost as silly as Karla Parsons, the frontline worker who uses her free time to make absolutely mental eventing TikToks, like the one above. Almost.

National Holiday: National Eat What You Want Day. No different from my normal life in lockdown, then.

Your Monday reading list:

The NAF Virtual Eventing 5* was a roaring success, raising over £150,000 for medical charities around the world. Did you watch along? Were you as heavily invested in the riders’ dogs as I was? (I can speak from experience when I say that Pretzel Crisp and Sybil Coon are both utter babes and deserve their moment in the spotlight!) If you didn’t, treat yourself and catch up on the madness — you can find our reports here, or head straight to Virtual Eventing’s website to watch on demand.

It’s not just humans who are missing eventing — it’s their horses, too. This 23-year-old can’t wait to get back out, and he’ll be aimed at a four-star once life resumes again. Yes, you read that right. Go get ’em, golden oldie. [‘He’s so grumpy at not going out!’ 23-year-old event horse aiming at four-star level once competitions restart]

US Equestrian and USEA are holding a webinar for members this Wednesday, giving you the chance to ask your burning questions about the resumption of competition. It’s open to all USEA and/or USEF eventing members, and will feature panelists including Managing Director of Eventing Jenni Autry, USEA President Max Corcoran, and Lynn Symansky. You’ll need to submit your questions by Tuesday evening, so hop on over to the link for all the details. [US Equestrian & USEA to Host Joint Webinar for Eventing: A Safe Return to Competition]

Want to make the most of your time at home? Then check out Jimmy Wofford’s comprehensive syllabus to become a well-rounded horseman and the best athlete you can be. Not convinced reading can improve riding? Totally anecdotal, but nearly a decade ago I spent a couple of years mostly out of the saddle for various reasons and read riding articles and books voraciously, and I was definitely noticeably better at it when I got back on board properly. [James C. Wofford’s COVID-19 Quarantine Guide: Go Back to School]

You can take the Pony Clubbers away from their ponies, but you can never, ever squash their spirit. Members of a UK Pony Club were tasked with writing report cards for their ponies while they’re stuck at home, and the results are as hilarious as you’d expect. [‘I love them, even when I stink of their pee’: young riders’ school reports on their ponies]

If you love Olympic history with the fervent geekiness that I do, you’ll love the FEI’s series on equestrian sport at the Games. This time, they’re looking at the Barcelona Games in 1992 — the year that Blyth Tait managed to climb 66 places to score a spot on the podium. Mental. [Equestrian at the Olympics: 1992]

Horse&Rider magazine (okay, okay, it’s me) looked back at Badminton’s biggest movers and shakers over the yearsWhen I was eighteen, I was working in a supermarket and getting eliminated in the showjumping, but Richard Walker was winning Badminton, and that’s fine and not demoralising at all. [Leaving a Legacy: Recordbreakers at Badminton]

Monday video from Fleeceworks:

Don’t say I never spoil you. You’re getting two videos on a theme today, because the might Pippa Funnell has announced the winners of her marvellous poetry competition in the most fabulous way possible — she recruited some of her most legendary friends, including William Fox-PittMichael Jung, and Clare Balding to read out the finalists’ entries. Just imagine being one of those kids. Here are the winners in each of the categories, as read by Lucinda Green and Pip herself. I really do recommend clicking over to Pippa’s Facebook page to listen to more of these – the poems, and the readings themselves, are absolutely fab.

Lola Moon, winner of the under-10 category:

 

Sophie Bayne-Powell, winner of the 11-16 category:

Kirsty Chabert Steals Surprise Victory in First-Ever Virtual Eventing 5*

In a twist no one could have foreseen, Great Britain’s Kirsty Chabert – neé Johnston – took the top prize in today’s finale at the NAF Virtual Eventing 5*, wrestling the lead away from France’s Sebastien Cavaillon, our overnight leader after cross-country.

Today’s showjumping course saw competitors take to the arena on their bikes, wending their way over related distances, oxers, and – if exceptionally brave or stupid – see-saws. The aim? Get home clear in under 1:30. The penalties? Earned for exceeding that time (1p for every five seconds over), riding an electric bike (an automatic 2p), putting a foot down (4p) or using a conveyance with an engine (4p). Think that all sounds rather easy? You’d be wrong.

Just 16 of the 46 remaining competitors would come home with faultless rounds, while others would suffer at the hands of clever course design and the near-impossibility of pedalling in tall boots.

Vittoria Panizzon loses out on a top placing, but earns some kudos for her competitive aesthetics.

Kirsty, who sat sixth at the start of the day’s competition, produced a foot-perfect and penalty-free round to put the pressure on the top five – and they certainly felt it. Italy’s Vittoria Panizzon, who entered the arena in fifth place, suffered a blow-out after the second fence but bravely soldiered on, accompanied by her dog. The effort was too much for her wheeled conveyance, though, and she was forced to put a foot down in the middle of the oxer at three, earning herself a costly four penalties early on. That would be followed by another four penalties at the penultimate obstacle, plus two time penalties, sending her cascading down the order into 15th.

Fourth-placed Louisa Lockwood didn’t lose any ground on the leaderboard when adding four time penalties, but her cautious round allowed Kirsty – and France’s Tom Carlile, eventual third – to continue her climb up the rankings. Nobody to come had anything in hand – and when Matt Heath entered on an electric bicycle, his immediate two penalties would put him out of contention for the win.

And then there were two. Gemma Tattersall entered the arena in second place – but although she remained faultless and game-faced, her slow-and-steady approach saw her add a few too many strides, and she added a catastrophic five time faults to fall to fifth place. As Kirsty waited nervously in the wings to see if she’d take her first five-star win, Sebastien Cavaillon – the dashing Frenchman who had soared so impressively to the top spot yesterday – finished his final preparations. There was a moment of tension, a collective stopping of breath – and then, the gentle purr of an engine. Kirsty Chabert had earned the win by default, while Sebastien, with his initial four penalties plus a further eight for two feet down, would languish in seventeenth.

Sebastien Cavaillon makes a disastrous error of judgment to throw away a first 5* victory…

…while Kirsty Chabert celebrates in the chute.

“It’s awesome!” enthuses Kirsty, who climbed from a first-phase 20th, of her win. But was her dominance in the latter two phases the result of a particularly sporty childhood at school?

“No,” she laughs, “I was terrible! I never thought I’d finish on my dressage score.”

That dressage score of 32.8 was earned aboard Classic VI, with whom Kirsty finished 24th at Pau last season after returning to the top from maternity leave. Her son Henry and husband Arthur, also competing this week, were on hand for enthusiastic celebrations after the final round.

The USA had a tricky week, though a clear round from Hallie Coon allowed her to crack the top 20, finishing 18th overall and at the forefront of the Yank contingent. Boyd Martin finished 26th after adding four time penalties, while both Hannah Sue Burnett and Katherine Coleman suffered penalties for use of an engine – excusable, really, in the latter instance, as Katherine is recovering from a knee injury – to finish 38th and 29th, respectively.

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WOW! You may have just heard our new total with Lizzie Greenwood-Hughes, but we had to shout about it! This has been a remarkable journey. THANK YOU TO EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU who has donated. Our silent auction, raffle, virtual shopping village and art gallery will be open and running until Saturday 16th at 9pm so if you have been outbid, it's not too late to bid OR DONATE!! We just want to take the opportunity to thank all our RIDERS for being SUCH great sports and making excellent viewing! Their OWNERS for letting them compete their WONDERFUL horses, all their GROOMS for turning them out so well and turning their hooves to pro-camera crew for the duration of this event! Thanks to our headline sponsors @nafuk for their continued support and all the other sponsors who have kindly made this work. Thank you to everyone who has donated money, prizes and silent auction items, @iamwillbest and the artists for a BLOODY great night last night. A huge thanks Mark Jennings (@chillipeppertv) for an epic production, our commentary team @sturmeyspencer123 , Lizzie greenwood hughes, @holsfarr, Ginny Elliott, @pammyhutton, Terry Boon, Matthew Wright and our dressage judges Annabel Scrimgeour, Les Smith and Jane Tolley. And our team behind the scenes including Lara Surman (@zvari_marketing_ – PR & Marketing), Tom Jones (sponsorship), Kevin Frances (@thelittlewildones – Graphics), @lucyasnell (PR), @pumbaagoess (Marketing Assistant), Amanda Watson (The Equestrian Index), Jodie Seddon – Equestrian Law – @gunnercookellp, Jane Smith (J S Teamwear), Wendy Evans (Scorer), Miranda Collett (Eventing scores) Saving the best until last – @rachel.wakefield & Michael Wynne THANK YOU for your BRAINWAVE! Without them none of this would've been possible! 🤩🥳🦄

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Even more importantly than the five days of brilliant entertainment, though, was the charitable cause at the heart of it all. By the end of the competition, Virtual Eventing had raised over £153,000 for medical charities around the world – an incredible sum made possible by the huge efforts of the team behind the event, led by Rachel Wakefield-Wynne of Uptown Eventing.

“It was really important that we did our bit for the NHS,” explains Kirsty. “They’ve helped us riders on numerous occasions, scraping us off the floor and piecing us back together, so it was the least we could do, and it’s an amazing cause. Rachel has done a fantastic job getting all of us together, so full credit to her and her team.”

Fancy giving it another watch, picking up your Virtual Eventing merch, adding to that amazing total, or picking up some mega bargains in the trade village? You can continue to do so here.

Go (Virtual) Eventing!

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The riders are getting psyched up for the final phase of the @nafuk Virtual 5* Competition (some are 'kacking' themselves @the_mjet 😂) this afternoon kindly sponsored by @houso_app & @voltairedesuk and our weekend sponsors @bloomfieldshorseboxes 🎉 Hope you're all alive today after our EPIC HOUSE PARTY last night. Thanks to @iamwillbest and the awesome artists who played! We had donations flying in until midnight so THANK YOU EVERYONE! 🙏 TUNE IN TODAY 2PM BST! 🎬 virtualeventing.com OR Facebook live 👌 . . . #donate #forcharity #nhs #doctors #nurses #getinvolved #virtualeventing #herewego #partygettingstarted #eventing #finalphase #showjumping #elite #sport #extremesports #athlete #equine #equestrianlife #votd #sundaysessions

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The top ten at the culmination of the NAF Virtual Eventing 5*.

To Eventing Moms Everywhere, Happy Mother’s Day!

For all the moms out there in the Eventing Nation, here’s to you! Thanks for driving us to the barn, supporting our horsey habits, being our biggest fans, building us up when we’re down and giving us a kick in the pants when we need one. Happy Mother’s Day!

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Happy Mother’s Day Mama Kieffs! @1jokieffer

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Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there, including my best friend and wife, you deserve some sort of award for all that you do for us and our little girl ❤️❤️

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Happy Mother’s Day to these two beautiful women! I think my mom’s picture is the best interpretation of what it was like to raise me! Jessica Montgomery Carol Clark Montgomery

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And last but not least I’ve got to give a shout-out to my own mom,who had the misfortune of raising three eventing-crazed daughters, none of whom were particularly gifted at the sport. At any given event, chances were good that at least one of us would fall off. VHS tapes document the all-too-frequent spectacle of my mom dropping the camera and curse-sprinting across the course to scrape us off the ground and give us a leg back up. But she never ceased encouraging us to pursue our passion, even if it meant working overtime and trading in beach vacations for camping trips at the Kentucky Horse Park. All with a smile on her face, because our happiness was her happiness, and she knew that horses made us happy.

Photo by Leslie Wylie

The Wylie triple-threat, circa 1994. Photo by Patricia Wylie.

To my mom, and eventing moms around the world, Happy Mothers Day! Go Eventing.

Badminton in the Rearview: Michael Jung’s Road to the Grand Slam

This week, in lieu of hanging out in a field in Gloucestershire ourselves, we’re going to be sharing some of our favourite Badminton content of years gone by, as well as some new pieces to keep the nostalgia train going strong. This time, we’re looking at Michael Jung’s trajectory from “that pretty good German guy” to “oh $h*t, he’s just won the Grand Slam”, first published back in 2016.

Winning the Rolex Grand Slam of Eventing is no easy feat, as proven by the fact that it has only successfully been done once, by Pippa Funnell in 2003. The Grand Slam was created in 2001, with the prize money being increased to $350,000 in 2008.

Not to say that some haven’t come close. Andrew Nicholson is the most recent to come tantalizingly close, winning Burghley in 2012 and Kentucky in 2013 but then coming third at Badminton.

Great Britain’s William Fox-Pitt also gave it a fair shot, winning Burghley in 2011 and Kentucky in 2012 but then finished fifth at Badminton in 2013 (the 2012 running of Badminton was cancelled).

We’ve staked our hopes high on Oliver Townend, who won Badminton and Burghley in 2009 aboard Flint Curtis and and Carousel Quest, respectively. The dream came to a harrowing end in Kentucky in 2010, however, when Oliver had hard fall from Ashdale Cruise Master.

Andrew Hoy is the other to come close winning Kentucky and Badminton in 2006 but losing Burghley that year.

Michael Jung and La Biosthetique Sam. Photo by Nico Morgan Photography.

Michael Jung and La Biosthetique Sam. Photo by Nico Morgan Photography.

And so it comes down to a quiet German, one so modest and soft spoken that the label of “The Terminator” hardly seems applicable. The Terminator conjures imagery of a flint-eyed, hard spun individual whose chilly persona matches their accomplishments under pressure. The nickname is reminiscent of “The Iceman,” a name bestowed upon race rider George Woolf, who rode Seabiscuit with ice in his veins.

Yet to meet Michael Jung in passing brings up none of these images. Instead, you hear him speak of his love for his horses, and of how he does his best not to exude pressure upon them for fear of dampening their performances. You hear him speak of how he lets his horses dictate his plans, and how he treats every event — even one as monumental as this weekend — as “practice.”

But time and time again, he enters the arena with crushing pressure on his shoulders, only to deliver a near flawless performance every time. The accolades adorning his CV are overflowing: individual Olympic gold, individual World Equestrian Games gold, and now a Rolex Grand Slam trophy to add to the collection.

Here we go again! #foreverjung Photo by Julia Rau

Here we go again! #foreverjung
Photo by Julia Rau

When I first put Michael Jung on my map, he had just won gold at the World Equestrian Games in 2010. Being relatively new to the sport, I thought, “Huh, this German guy is pretty good.” But left my thoughts at that.

And he kept winning. He made the London Olympics look like a schooling round in all three phases.

Michael Jung and fischerRocana FST. Photo by Jenni Autry.

Michael Jung and fischerRocana FST. Photo by Jenni Autry.

Then, his name popped up on the entry list for Kentucky in 2015, and we all but knew it would be a showdown between fischerRocana FST and La Biosthetique Sam. As history has it, Sam lowered two rails to eventually give Rocana the win, but we hadn’t seen the last of Michael’s self-proclaimed favorite.

It was hard not to hate him, if we’re being honest. We all strive for greatness within our niches in the sport. It’s hard to look at someone with as much success as Michael has and not feel envious. And if he were any less of a horseman, perhaps we’d be justified.

But to hear him speak for just a few minutes on his horses and on his training (the bits he does let on about, at least) will sway you if you were on the fence. His efforts and hard work behind the scenes have gotten him to this point. He is a true example of a horseman who makes his own way, which is perhaps the most admirable facet of this fairy tale.

When Michael and Sam won Burghley, the Grand Slam question began circulating throughout the eventing community. Could he pull it off?

Pull it off he did, with a handy win in Kentucky from start to finish aboard fischerRocana. A talented mare in her own right, it was scary to think that Sam was waiting in the wings for Badminton as his arguable top horse.

Victory gallop! Photo by Leslie Threlkeld.

Victory gallop! Photo by Leslie Threlkeld.

When cross country began and we saw the carnage that was happening on course, the nerves set in. Would he go the direct route at the Vicarage Vee? Undoubtedly so. Would he make it through that direct route? In fact he did. Would he stop the clock in time to hold his lead?

Even after missing Sam’s final gallop due to a flight mishap on the return from Kentucky, the horse came home absolutely full of run and several seconds under the optimum time.

The man and horse to beat today. Photo by Shannon Brinkman.

The man and horse to beat today. Photo by Shannon Brinkman.

And even today, the pressure was on. Michael had two rails in hand, and he had lost the win with two rails down in Kentucky last year. Historically, show jumping is Sam’s “weak” phase, if you could call if that. A rail scattered here and there, but those that did fall were expensive, as illustrated by this mural at Badminton.

The crowd held its collective breath with every leap that Sam made. With every canter stride, we all rode alongside Michael. We held our breaths over the treble and over several single fences that had taken hits throughout the day. Yet they all stayed up. Two fences from home, Michael had it in the bag. But we still held our breath, knowing that anything was possible.

Micki 2

He crossed the finish, and the Badminton stadium erupted. Never mind that a hometown British rider hadn’t ridden to the victory. Never mind that we’re essentially accustomed to seeing Michael win time and time again. Never mind. Today, we all rode with Michael Jung and his storybook horse, Sam.