How are you holding up out there, Eventing Nation? Staying warm? Staying dry?
You don’t have to answer that. We know that times are tough, and to cheer you up we wrote you a little song. It’s just like “Let It Snow,” but way more depressing. Here we go!
Oh, the weather outside is frightful
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And of south-bound friends…
Let’s see how this goes… #OcalaWinter1Bound #EventerProblems pic.twitter.com/78sGUBrylg
— Alexa Eleanor (@ClearlyCrazy) January 6, 2016
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… you’re spiteful
when show season starts in Florida and you’re not there #EventerProblems
— gillian (@itssgillian) January 10, 2016
But there are horses to groom
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And places to go
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Oh please no
Oh please no
Oh please no
Oh, your flu shows no signs of stopping
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And the pipes are close to popping
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But at least it’s not 17 below
Boooo. Going to have to bundle up the horse! #eventerproblemshttps://t.co/wE8X3V4UMP
— Chelsea Smith (@chel_zee90) January 15, 2016
Oh please no
Oh please no
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Oh please no
#nofilter #mindyourmelon #eventerproblems #toomanyhashtags
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When you finally get to ride
Back to full work this weekend,& today it snows. #eventerproblems #equestrian #ottb #horse #eventing #isitspring pic.twitter.com/2tbeihSFYd
— Jenna (@JennaNikki126) January 13, 2016
How you’ll hate going out in the storm
Change “Lots” with “Hacks” and this is how I feel today! #eventerproblems #hackingintherain pic.twitter.com/qpw0AemrWF
— Craig Barr (@c_barreventing) January 14, 2016
And you’d better hold on tight
Because that ground doesn’t look very warm
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#whyyoulistentoyourtrainer #eventerproblems #oopsididitagain #ugh
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On the inside you’re slowly dying
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And the forecast has you sighing
Somedays I stare at the weather app for hours and still have no clue what blankets/turnout/etc my horse needs #eventerproblems #winterprobs
— Jenna (@JennaNikki126) January 11, 2016
But event season is just around the corner, so
If this is what your tentative show schedule looks like you know you’ve got #eventerproblems pic.twitter.com/jU1DhuYFJq
— Reilly Fenton (@rfenton16) January 15, 2016
Let it snow
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Let it snow
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Let it snow
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If you missed them: Volumes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50.
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