#EventerProblems, Vol. 51: ‘Let It Snow’ Edition

How are you holding up out there, Eventing Nation? Staying warm? Staying dry?

#eventerproblems

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You don’t have to answer that. We know that times are tough, and to cheer you up we wrote you a little song. It’s just like “Let It Snow,” but way more depressing. Here we go!

Oh, the weather outside is frightful

And of south-bound friends…

Off to Ocala! Are we going for a weekend or a month? I can’t tell! #eventerproblems #justcallitbeingprepared #teamBDF

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… you’re spiteful

But there are horses to groom

And places to go

Oh please no

Oh please no

Oh please no

I would say that’s one #dedicateddad true #eventerproblems kid wants to ride, dad wants to survive the cold.

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Oh, your flu shows no signs of stopping

 

And the pipes are close to popping

But at least it’s not 17 below

Oh please no

Oh please no

Oh please no

#nofilter #mindyourmelon #eventerproblems #toomanyhashtags

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When you finally get to ride

How you’ll hate going out in the storm

And you’d better hold on tight

Because that ground doesn’t look very warm

#whyyoulistentoyourtrainer #eventerproblems #oopsididitagain #ugh

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On the inside you’re slowly dying

And the forecast has you sighing

But event season is just around the corner, so

Let it snow

Let it snow

Let it snow

If you missed them: Volumes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50.

Got #EventerProblems? Tag them on social for inclusion in a future edition!

Go Eventing.

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