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Terrifying Cavalry Training Tips Part 2: Gridwork

Don't try this at home, ya'll! Source: Flickr/Nicki/Creative Commons Don't try this at home, ya'll! Source: Flickr/Nicki/Creative Commons

Even back in the black-and-white cavalry days, everyone understood how essential gridwork is to the training of horses and riders. I mean, you never know when you’re going to run into a triple combination of barbed wire fences out on the battlefield, right?

As such, the cavalry took its gymnastic training very, very seriously. For the second in our series of cavalry inspired training articles (check out part 1 featuring drop jumps here), we’ll take a look at some inspiring grid ideas that you should absolutely NOT try at home. Kind of like Jimmy Wofford’s gymnastic training manual, but for people who are completely insane.

Here we go!

EXERCISE #1: Jump multiple horses through a grid at once.

#ProTip: This is a great one for busy professionals looking to squeeze the most out of their day.

Royal Army Service Corps, Britain, 1950. Source: British Pathe

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EXERCISE #2: Enlist a pyromaniac trainer to set one of the fences on fire.

Pro tip: While any old straw-swaddled jump will do, keyholes are ideal. Nothing keeps a horse straight like an open flame! Plus, the next time your horse encounters this type of jump on course, he’ll be thinking, “Well, at least it’s not on fire.” Just watch your head!

Royal Army Service Corps, Britain, 1950. Source: British Pathe

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EXERCISE #3: Same thing but while threading the needle with other riders.

#ProTip: Just try not to run into one another, m’kay?

Metropolitan Police, Britain, 2007. Source: FEI World Para Dressage Championships

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EXERCISE #4: Vault off and back on in between jumps.

#ProTip: Land in the saddle, not behind it, to avoid being bucked off and/or your horse hating you forever.

16th Light Cavalry, India, 1935. Source: National Army Museum UK.

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EXERCISE #5: Jump a moving gridline.

#ProTip: Survive this and you’ll never bat an eyelash over a false groundline ever again.

Life Guards, Britain, 1932. Source: British Pathe

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Well, that’s all the time we have for ill-advised training exercises today. Stay tuned for part 3!

Go Eventing.

Terrifying Cavalry Training Tips Part 1: Down Banks

From “Riding Forward: Modern Horsemanship for Beginners” written in 1934 by Vladimir Littauer, Captain, 1st Hussars, Russian Imperial Cavalry. Photo from imh.org. From “Riding Forward: Modern Horsemanship for Beginners” written in 1934 by Vladimir Littauer, Captain, 1st Hussars, Russian Imperial Cavalry. Photo from imh.org.

“Red on right” and “white on left” are relatively new developments in the history of cross country riding. “Insanity in the middle,” on the other hand, is a centuries old tradition. And nobody did insane better than old-school cavalry riders.

I’ve made a case for this before on multiple occasions. If you’re into vicarious thrills, check out my roundup of terrifying cavalry jumps as well as this account of the military only 1936 Berlin Olympics eventing competition, a true survival-of-the-fittest affair.

Cavalry riders underwent intense training, and by “intense” I mean “deathwish-esque.” I thought all you modern-day crazies out there might enjoy a highlight reel of some of the zanier exercises. Maybe you can incorporate them into your own winter training program! (Just kidding: Do NOT try this at home.)

Let’s kick the series off with some down banks.

Every officer of the Italian Cavalry School in Pinerolo was required to go down “the descent of Mombrone” before they left the school. The 20-foot drop from the window of a ruined castle about three miles from Pinerolo was considered a test of nerve. Source: lrgaf.org

Every officer of the Italian Cavalry School in Pinerolo was required to go down “the descent of Mombrone” before they left the school. The 20-foot drop from the window of a ruined castle about three miles from Pinerolo was considered a test of nerve. Source: lrgaf.org

How do you train a horse to agreeably slide off the edge of the earth? I suppose, like anything else, you start small. A nice civilized staircase, perhaps, as demonstrated in this 1920s video from the Prelinger Archives. Thank goodness we have since invented brushing boots.

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Next, move on to a steeper, more rustic grade, as seen in this excerpt from a 1914 video of U.S. Army Cavalry training exercises at Fort Crook, Nebraska, courtesy of Critical Past.

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Once they’ve mastered the bum-scoot technique down, you can start adding speed. Going downhill fast! (Har-har.) From the Prelinger Archives:

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Eyes up! Lean back! Or don’t. U.S. Cavalry circa 1931 via British Pathe:

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And, this 25-foot plunge via the US Cavalry:

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.Next, incorporate a water element. From the Prelinger Archives:

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Soon, with proper training, your horse will be fully trained to leap enthusiastically into any treacherous abyss. From the Prelinger Archives:

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Stay tuned for more inadvisable training tips courtesy of the godfathers of our sport. Go Eventing!

#EventerProblems, Vol. 46

Man, you guys had a busy weekend. Judging from social media, many eventers out there were taking 100 percent advantage of the unseasonably warm weather — bathing, clipping, cross-country schooling and catching up on farmwork. And thus, because where horses go calamity tends to follow, the #EventerProblems hashtag was so hot on social you could have roasted marshmallows off it.

Here are 30 more reader-submitted struggles to admire:

If you missed them: Volumes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45.

Elf on the shelf for equestrians! #rottenponies #merrychristmas #happybirthdayJesus #ponies #Elfontheshelf #equestrianproblems #eventerproblems

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when you pass out drunk and someone steals your clothes #eventerproblems #ottb #horsenation

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Laundry day! Question of the day: How many horses do I have? Answer: just one… #eventerproblems #eventersofinstagram

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When your big bad ferocious eventer is very much a #pony… #eventerproblems

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Cleanup in aisle 1, cleanup in aisle 1. Now I know why he was tap dancing in the crossties. #eventerproblems

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I could use some bubble wrap right about now…. #eventerproblems

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Why yes this is me bribing me to finish clipping horses today. I Le sigh. #eventerproblems #nostirrupdecembertoojusttoburncalories

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What I’m just ductaping the wall #eventerproblems #letsgetreadytorunkle

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My car = mobile tack room #equestrian #eventerproblems #ottb #thoroughbred

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Who really needs two reins any how? #apparentlyme #crosscountryriding #almost #eventerproblems

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Oh, it’s a tough life guys…. #eventing #fitnesswork #eventerproblems #eventhorseproblems #perthsummer

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#eventerproblems #dontbringthevanwhenyoureallyneedthetruck

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Have an #EventerProblem? Post it to social for inclusion in a future edition!

#EventerProblems, Vol. 45

Sometimes with eventing, everything just feels right. It’s like you’ve just come bursting out of the start box onto the course of life, and the footing is perfect and the sun is shining and the birds are singing you’re jumping every fence out of stride and it’s like, “Man, could this be any more perfect?”

Other times, it feels more like this:

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Here’s your latest edition of #EventerProblems.

If you missed them: Volumes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44.

 

Training went well. #oops #Eventing #eventerproblems A photo posted by Helen Brew (@helen_brew) on

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Grey horse owner’s worst nightmare #uspc #eventerproblems #notsowhitewonder #wherestheworkingstudent A photo posted by Allie Blyskal-Sacksen (@asacksen) on

 

Hand drug riding ring. Phew. #notinthejobdescription #eventerproblems #trainerproblems #ilovewhatido #Austineventing A photo posted by Becca Speer (@beccarides) on

7 Ridiculous Eventing Moments from the HRN Holiday Radiothon

Ugly sweater supermodels Boyd Martin and Dom Schramm.

What happens when Boyd Martin and Dom Schramm (and Jimmie Schramm and Laine Ashker) join EN on the radio? Hilarity ensues.

You can count on us to crash a party, which is pretty much what happened when Eventing Nation and Horse Nation took over the final hour of Horse Radio Network’s epic 12-hour holiday radiothon on Monday evening.

Between hosts Jenni Autry and Leslie Wylie, HRN emcees Glenn the Geek and Dr. Wendy Ying, and celebrity guests Boyd Martin, Lainey Ashker and Dom and Jimmie Schramm, it was a ridiculously merry grand finale to a long, fun, star-studded day.

Tons of prizes were given (you can check out a list of the winners here), the virtual wassail was passed around, and Christmas memories ranging from heartwarming to humiliating were shared. You can listen to any of the Radiothon’s 12 hours here

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… or skip straight to the EN/HN hour by clicking here.

A small sampling of the hilarity that ensued with Eventing Nation at the wheel:

1. Broken childhood Christmas dreams  (9:08)

Leslie: “For the first 10 maybe 11 years of my life Christmas was always a traumatic, emotionally devastating event. Because all I wanted was a horse. A pony. Like, whatever. Something with four legs I could ride around in circles. That was all I wanted. And every year I was just in tears because I did not get the horse. I didn’t understand why Santa hated me, what I did so wrong to deserve nothing resembling a live horse for Christmas. I guess that’s pretty bratty.”

2. Breaking the internet (13:44)

Call-in listener/EN writer David Taylor: “Leave it to the eventers to break the Internet.”

Jenni: “That’s what we do. That’s par for the course around here.”

Leslie: “Totally on purpose.”

Glenn: “I remember the first time that EN crashed and you guys were like me today when we crashed these servers, you were so excited. When you do that the first time it’s so exciting and terrifying at the same time.”

Jenni: “And then every year after that you’d expect us to get our act together, and we somehow never do.”

Leslie: “It’s a Rolex tradition.”

Jenni: “It is a Rolex tradition, absolutely. People have expectations now.”

3. Eventers are not like normal people (13:15)

Wendy: “Oh my god. You can’t put all these eventers together at once. It’s dangerous. They’re not like normal horse people, Glenn. They’re wild.”

4: Boyd’s first Christmas with Silva’s family (20:54)

Boyd: “Basically in Australia you wear a Hawaiian shirt or a T-shirt and a pair of board shorts and Christmas was a pretty relaxing day with your family. I met Silva and went to Germany for Christmas and I would have thought the Germans had the same sort of protocol when it comes to Christmas.

“I had a really, really cool button-up shirt, like a Hawaiian type shirt, with a really, really nice rooster on the chest of it. And so I was meeting Silva’s family for the first time and I was staying in the basement, and I walked upstairs and everyone was in a shirt and tie, her dad was in a proper suit, and I walk into the room with this big rooster on my shirt. The whole room went silent and it was so weird. And Silva’s sister said in German to Silva, ‘Nice rooster.’

“So German Christmas and Australian Christmas are quite different.”

5. Dom’s first Christmas with Jimmie’s family (36:13)

Jimmie: “Every year for Christmas my sweet mom buys everybody pajamas to wear Christmas morning. Our Christmas morning it’s like we’re 10 — we close our eyes and come into the room and go to our pile of presents and we all like to wear our matching pajamas.”

Dom: “You’re going to pay for this, Jimmie.”

Jimmie: “So this is Dom’s first Christmas in the U.S. and first Christmas with my family so it was kind of a big deal, and I have a big family. My mom has put both sets of pajamas, mine and his, in Dom’s room— we were sleeping in different rooms, it was before we were married— so we wake up and we’re all rushing in, and here comes Dom walking in.

“He’s got on a pair of flannel pajama pants with reindeer all over them and a top that was skin-tight fleece, and it had this like scoop neck, like really low scoop neck, and my whole family was like, “Um, what are you wearing?” And he says, “These are the pajamas that Mrs. Holotik gave me to wear.” And my mom was like, “Those are the wrong ones! Those aren’t the right ones! Those are Jimmie’s pajamas!”

Dom: “I mean, just imagine my confusion. I thought … they grossly underestimated my size …”

Glenn: “But were there any roosters on them?”

6. Broken Christmas bones (47:42)

Laine: “Most of the time my holiday season is spent injured or in a hospital. Last year, I was in a hospital.”

Jenni: “You really have made a tradition of it.”

Laine: “Absolutely. If I’m going to get hurt, it’s a perfect time to do it.”

7. Picking the winner of the $1,000 prize giveaway (50:06)

Jenni: “Can Lainey pick the winner?”

Lainey: “Can I have the prizes?”

Many thanks to Horse Radio Network for letting us be a part of their fun holiday event! Visit the website to view their full roster of shows, including a brand new edition of the Eventing Radio Show each week.

Go Eventing.

#EventerProblems, Vol. 44: OTTB Edition

Nobody loves off-track thoroughbreds more than eventers. From the athleticism and heart to a gallop like no other, they’re the total package and the breed of choice for many of us in the sport.

But that doesn’t mean we aren’t allowed to give them a little affectionate ribbing every now and again! From over-achieving over fences to exhibiting surplus enthusiasm in the dressage ring, when #OTTB meets #EventerProblems, the results can be pretty entertaining. And, of course, we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Here are a few that we recently spotted:

Do you think she cleared it? #Ottb #eventerproblems #chestnutmare #theresamonsterinthatoxer

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God love ’em. For all our OTTB enthusiasts out there who are on Instagram, I highly recommend checking out the #OTTB hashtag. If you thought you loved the breed before, you’ll love them even harder after clicking through this gallery of OTTBs being just plain awesome.

Of course, #EventerProblems are equal opportunity. Here’s the latest batch of your reader-submitted struggles.

Sitting on a 16.3 hand horse at the walk, how does mud splash that high?! #eventerproblems

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I think it might’ve been time for new laces….. #eventerproblems

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It’s a sad day here today! #wintertime #eventerproblems #wisconsinite

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Here’s the definitive answer to the question of whether horses snore… #ottb #eventerproblems #sleepypony

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When you look down at your leg and have zero idea when (or how) you got that bruise… #farmlife #eventerproblems

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Getting Intouch with my transcendentalist side #EventerProblems #pinetop #honorsenglish3 #mrsstewart #usea

A photo posted by Grace Clayton (@gmclayton) on

What horses do in Florida in the winter #eventing #eventerproblems #horsesofinstagram #chestnutmare #splishsplash

A video posted by Marjory Berkache (@lechevalfrancais) on

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If you missed them: Volumes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43.

Got #EventerProblems? Tag them on social for inclusion in a future edition!

Go Eventing!

Listen Live to HRN Holiday Radiothon (Especially When We Take Over!)

Horse Radio Network’s Holiday Radiothon is underway. Brace yourself for 12 straight hours of horsey holiday tidings, emceed by a revolving door of 20 hosts and 30 celebrity guests with listener call-ins and prize giveaways throughout the day!

The show kicked off at 9 a.m. and will continue through 9 p.m. EST, with EN’s own Jenni Autry and Leslie Wylie playing host from 8 to 9 p.m. EST. We’ll be joined by fellow eventing party people Laine Ashker, Boyd Martin and Dom and Jimmie Schramm throughout the hour (Other eventers including Doug Payne and Rick Wallace will be making appearances earlier in the day — see the schedule below for details).

Don’t forget to call in (435-272-1997) and say hi for a chance to win a grand prize package worth over $1,000 we’ll be giving away at the end of the night! You can also leave a voicemail during the day and request that we play it live during the EN hour for a chance to win prizes.

Ready to tune in?

Here’s the full schedule. For more information, visit the website here.

9 a.m.:  Horses in the Morning

Hosts:  Glenn the Geek, Dr. Wendy Ying and Jamie Jennings

Special Guests: Charlie Daniels, Jared Rogerson

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10 a.m.: Horses in the Morning

Hosts:  Glenn the Geek, Dr. Wendy Ying and Jamie Jennings

Special Guests:  Robin Walker from Disney World, Smokie Branneman

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11 a.m.:  Certified  Horsemanship Association

Hosts:  Glenn the Geek, Dr. Wendy Ying and Christy Landwehr

Special Guests:  Julie Goodnight, Carla Wennberg

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12 p.m.:  Stable Scoop Radio Show

Hosts:  Glenn the Geek, Dr. Wendy Ying and Helena Bee

Special Guests:  Templeton Thompson and Lynn Palm

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1 p.m.:  Horsemanship Radio Show

Hosts:  Glenn the Geek, Dr. Wendy Ying, Debbie Loucks and Pat Roberts

Special Guests:  Monty Roberts, Charlotte Bredahl and Bob Baffert

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2 p.m.:  Road to the Horse

Hosts:  Glenn the Geek, Dr. Wendy Ying, Tammy Sronce and Tootie Bland

Special Guests:  Randy Bernard, Craig Cameron, Richard Winters and Nick Dowers

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3 p.m.:  Endurance with Karen Chaton

Hosts:  Glenn the Geek, Dr. Wendy Ying and Karen Chaton

Special Guests:  Jeremy Reynolds, Callie Thornburgh-Brown and Iowa Equine Rescue & Awareness League

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4 p.m.:  Mary Kitzmiller Training Show

Hosts:  Glenn the Geek, Dr. Wendy Ying and Mary Kitzmiller

Special Guests:  James Cooler and Save Your Ass Long Ear Rescue

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5 p.m.:  Driving Radio Show

Hosts:  Glenn the Geek, Dr. Wendy Ying and David Saunders

Special Guests:  David Saunders, Gloria Austin, Chester Weber, Ice Road Trucker Lisa Kelly

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6 p.m.:  Author Hour

Hosts:  Glenn the Geek, Dr. Wendy Ying and Lisa Wysocky

Special Guests:  Jean Abernathy, Fergus and Doug Payne

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7 p.m.:  Horse Husbands

Hosts:  Glenn the Geek, Dr. Wendy Ying and Timothy Harfield

Special Guests: Rick Wallace and Chris Davis

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8 p.m.:  Eventing Nation/Horse Nation Hour

Hosts:  Glenn the Geek, Dr. Wendy Ying, Leslie Wylie and Jenni Autry from Eventing Nation

Special Guests:  Laine Ashker, Boyd Martin, Dom and Jimmie Schramm

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Go Eventing.

3 Breathtaking Black Event Horses for Your Black Friday

Maybe it’s emotional residue from one too many The Black Stallion viewings as a kid, but there’s just something about seeing an event horse the color of polished onyx that makes my heart skip a beat. And when their performance matches their tall, dark and handsome good looks … swoon.

There were three black horses this year, in particular, that had me crushing hard. Since it’s Black Friday, I thought I’d share!

FRH BUTTS AVEDON

This 12-year-old Hannoverian gelding, campaigned at the four-star level by Germany’s Andreas Dibowski, first caught my eye at Luhmühlen in June, where he finished 11th. He gets his midnight-hued coat from his daddy, Heraldik xx, who has sired a number of top event horses.

Dreamy, right?

Andreas Dibowski and FRH Butts Avedon (GER). Photo by Leslie Wylie.

FRH Butts Avedon at Luhmuhlen. Photo by Leslie Wylie.

I got to see him again at the Pau CCI4* in October, where he finished 12th.

Andreas Dibowski and Butts Avedon. Photo by Leslie Wylie.

Andreas Dibowski and RFH Butts Avedon at Pau. Photo by Leslie Wylie.

HALUNKE FBW

Another horse by Heraldik xx, Halunke FBW made his CCI4* debut at Pau this year. He was in the lead after cross country but was unfortunately withdrawn before the Sunday horse inspection; however, with Michael Jung in the irons we can’t wait to see what’s in store for this horse’s future.

Michael Jung's Halunke FBW. Photo by Leslie Wylie.

Michael Jung’s Halunke FBW at Pau. Photo by Leslie Wylie.

Halunke is registered with the FEI as “other brown bay,” whatever that means, but let’s get real — the horse is black.

Michael Jung and Halunke FBW. Photo by Leslie Wylie.

Michael Jung and Halunke FBW at Pau. Photo by Leslie Wylie.

Michael Jung and Halunke FBW at Pau. Photo by Leslie Wylie.

Michael Jung and Halunke FBW at Pau. Photo by Leslie Wylie.

DOWNTOWN HARRISON

One more for you to feast your eyes upon: Downtown Harrison. This 11-year-old Trakehner/Thoroughbred gelding has been piloted by Jon Holling to top finishes, including a CCI3* win at Bromont in 2012. I had the pleasure of watching him compete at Boekelo this year, where he finished 23rd.

Jon Holling and Downtown Harrison at Boekelo. Photo by Leslie Wylie.

Jon Holling and Downtown Harrison at Boekelo. Photo by Leslie Wylie.

He’s also registered with the FEI as bay, and yeah, maybe he has a smudge of brown on his oh-so-kissable muzzle, but for all practical purposes …

Jon Holling and Downtown Harrison at Boekelo. Photo by Leslie Wylie.

Jon Holling and Downtown Harrison at Boekelo. Photo by Leslie Wylie.

Yum.

Of course, a number of other black event horses could have made my dream horse list. Which is your favorite?

#EventerProblems, Vol. 43

With the holidays now officially upon us…

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…it’s a time to reflect on how much we love our horses, despite the havoc they wreak on our lives on a regular basis. Because no matter how much destruction, how much heartache, how much complete and total financial devastation they bring to our existence, we wouldn’t have it any other way.

If it’s any comfort, when it comes to #EventerProblems, remember that you’re never alone. Here’s yet another batch of reader-submitted struggles.

If you missed them: Volumes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42.

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Which Dressage level does this movement fall under? #eventerproblems #itxagram

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This is what happens when you trot hills while wearing your fitbit. #eventerproblems #getfit A photo posted by Megan Douglass (@msheadouglass) on

…And best horsey fiancé goes to…. @gilberjm! #lovehim #horsehusband #equestrian #horsetrainer #eventer #eventerproblems #transitionssporthorses

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When xc is at 830am ❄️ #eventerproblems A photo posted by Magdalena (@meventing) on

When your trainer wants to go on an 8 hour road trip to go look at a horse for sale…#eventerproblems #equestrianlife

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I don’t know what we’ll be doing in 2016, but at least our pinks will match #eventerproblems

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All I see is a bank jump champion!! #bankjump #eventer #eventingnation #eventerproblems

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Anyone else have an urge to jump these?? #horsenation #horseproblems #justjumpit #eventerproblems #giddyup #heelsdown #legon

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All hail the abscess queen #eventerproblems #winteriscoming #masterofductapediapers #atleastshesgoodaboutit #itcouldbeworse A photo posted by Nicole Fuentes (@nicolefuentes) on

Out with the old, in with the new. I think I might be a bit hard on my barn shoes… #eventerproblems

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Celebrity Guests Announced for HRN Radiothon Eventing Hour!

Nobody brings the party like eventers, which is why we’ve been asked to host the grand finale of Horse Radio Network’s 2015 holiday radiothon.

EN’s own Jenni Autry and Leslie Wylie 

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… will be emceeing the homestretch of this 12-hour live event, taking place Nov. 30 from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. ET. For the final hour of the day we’ll be running our big mouths, swilling wine, taking calls from listeners, giving away a grand prize package worth over $1,000, and swapping Christmas stories with celebrity guests to include …

Ugly sweater supermodels Boyd Martin and Dom Schramm.

Ugly sweater supermodels Boyd Martin and Dom Schramm.

Connoisseur of Christmas earrings Jimmie Schramm ...

Connoisseur of Christmas earrings Jimmie Schramm.

And reindeer whisperer Laine Ashker.

And last but not least, reindeer whisperer Laine Ashker.

Here’s what you need to know.

WHAT: The theme of this year’s radiothon is “Your Favorite Equine Christmas Memories,” and it’s all about the holidays as we hear from top riders, guests, celebrities and listeners from all over the world.

WHEN: The event takes place Nov. 30 from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. EST. You can listen live on Horse Radio Network or, in the event you don’t have 12 straight hours to party with us, a recorded version will be available the next day in its entirety and broken down by hour. EN’s segment airs between 8 and 9 p.m. EST.

WHO: Glenn the Geek and Dr. Wendy Ying will be hosting the whole day with the help of 20 other HRN hosts — you can view the schedule here. Eventing Nation’s own Jenni Autry and Leslie Wylie, party people extraordinaire/sometime HRN hosts, will be on between 8 and 9 p.m.

HOW YOU CAN JOIN THE PARTY: We’ll be taking listener call-ins throughout the hour (435-272-1997) as well as sharing pre-recorded voicemail messages from the Horseloverz.com Holiday Voicemail Line. Hosts will be playing them throughout the day and handing out awesome prizes every hour.

At 8:50 p.m. we’ll be giving away a grand prize package worth over $1,000, including a Benefab Rejuvenate SmartScrim ($349 value), Sore No-More 1/2 gallon of Performance Ultra Gelation and 1/2 gallon of Performance Ultra Liniment ($180 value), Dublin Lifestyle Boots (up to $269.99 value) and WeatherBeeta Freestyle 1200D Detach-a-Neck Medium Blanket ($229.99 value).

To be eligible for the prizes, you’ve got to leave a voicemail or call in. #ProTip: If you don’t want to risk not getting on the air because the lines are tied up, use the voicemail line to pre-record holiday wishes to your barnmates, a holiday poem or even a song (see last year’s “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas: Eventing Edition” for inspiration). As per Nation Media tradition, the more ridiculous the better, and we’ll be sharing our favorite creative efforts on the site in the lead-up to the holidays.

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For more information, visit the website here.

Go Eventing.

#EventerProblems, Vol. 42

Now 42 volumes of #EventerProblems in, sometimes I think I’ve seen it all. And then along comes something like this:

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Only eventers. Here are 30 more of your horse-life struggles.

If you missed them: Volumes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41.

When you have to ride but the lights aren’t put up yet. #eventerproblems #goodoldcivic #equestrianproblems

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When your trainer tells you to smile and it’s windy, raining, and below freezing #crosscountryday #eventerproblems

 

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Womp womp. Just a little laceration to end the day with #ottb #eventerproblems

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6 am dressage school? Why not? #eventerproblems #psychomare #toobusy

 

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And rainy 7am dressage schools… #wherearethemountains #eventerproblems #psychomare #buckingandspooking

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When you have no indoor arena. It didn’t rain when we began. Will she ever forgive me? #eventerproblems #stjernedamen

 

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Pop Quiz: how many horses does this household own? Hint: there are two people living here #eventerproblems

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#lasthalt #eventingdressage #eventerproblems #excitedforcrosscountry

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She will walk quietly over a scary, narrow bridge … but not on a dressage test.#eventerproblems

 

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#nostirrupnovember with chestnut mare in an open field = #eventerproblems

 

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when your pony is so much cuter than you… #eventerproblems

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The Giving Horse

Leslie and Rowdy. Xpress Foto. Leslie and Rowdy. Xpress Foto.

For a children’s picture book, Shel Silverstein’s The Giving Tree is devastatingly poignant. It chronicles the relationship between a tree and a boy, with a narrative that spans the boy’s growth from youth to old age. At each stage of his life, the tree selflessly gifts the boy a part of itself: its boughs to play in, its apples to sell, its branches for building a house, its trunk for building a boat. And with each gift, the sentence: “And the tree was happy.”

In the final pages the boy (now an old man) and the tree (now a stump) meet once more, whereupon the tree laments that it has nothing left to give. But the boy only wants “a quiet place to sit and rest,” which the stump can provide. The story ends, once more, with now solemn words: “And the tree was happy.”

As equestrians, if we’re very, very lucky, we may encounter a “giving horse” in our lives: a too-good-for-this-world equine spirit who loves without condition, trusts without question, and offers without any expectation of return.

For me, that horse was Rowdy Intentions.

WNC Photo.

WNC Photo.

He was my first “real” event horse, bought with my own hard-earned teenage money, who picked up where my lower-level horse left off and carried me on his back into the larger arenas of the sport.

I found him — or rather he found me — in 2000, when I was just out of high school. Rowdy was at a farm outside Austin, Texas, a 6-year-old thoroughbred bought off the track by the lovely Grosvenor family for their 13-year-old daughter Rachel. He was a puppy on the ground but a bit green under saddle for Rachel so they reluctantly put him on the market.

Rachel and Rowdy. Photo courtesy of Carol Grosvenor.

Rachel and Rowdy. Photo courtesy of Carol Grosvenor.

I still have no idea what it was about the VHS footage of him cantering crossrails in a dusty round pen that compelled me to travel over 1,000 miles to see him. He was the first and only horse I looked at but I knew immediately, if inexplicably, that he was “the one.”

The Grosvenors sent him away tearfully but the hand-off endeared us to one another for years. I proudly sent them updates on Rowdy’s new life, and they had me back out to Texas from time to time to teach Pony Club clinics. Rachel is now married, still rides and is a vet, the “when I grow up” dream job I remember her telling me about all those years ago.

As with most things in life, Rowdy immediately embraced my sport of choice. We went out once at Novice then sauntered on up the levels. At times it felt like the blind leading the blind, but he tackled each new question with a well-proportioned ratio of thoughtfulness and bravery.

Photo courtesy of Leslie Wylie.

Leslie and Rowdy. Xpress Foto.

Leslie Wylie and Rowdy Intentions. Photo courtesy of Leslie Wylie.

Leslie and Rowdy. Photo provided by Leslie Wylie.

When I reminisce about Rowdy, eight years worth of ribbons and trophies don’t even make the cut. Instead: Seeing my reflection in his intelligent, liquid brown eyes. Whispering secrets into his ear. The rocking horse swing of his canter. Summer bareback trail rides. Winter morning fox hunts. The confidence coursing through my body when we approached some massive cross country jump because the obstacle was framed between Rowdy’s pricked ears. I knew that if I did my job he’d take care of the rest.

Ironically, this is one of my favorite Rowdy photos. Him so focused on his job that he hasn't yet even noticed that I'm about to go swimming... it was a long, soggy trek back to the barn, and it horses could talk I'm sure he'd be grumbling: "I had that course in the bag, mom. All you had to do was grab mane and hang on but instead...." Photo courtesy of Leslie Wylie.

Ironically, this is one of my favorite Rowdy photos. He’s so focused on the task in front of him that he doesn’t even notice I’m about to go swimming. It was a long, soggy trek back to the barn and if horses could talk I’m sure he’d be grumbling: “I had that course in the bag, mom. All you had to do was grab mane and hang on, but no … I better get some extra carrots for this.” Photo courtesy of Leslie Wylie.

Which is to say, I didn’t always do my job. A consequential, but not in the way you’d expect, example: some years later, during a clinic with a big-name jumper trainer, on the approach to a 4-foot-who-knows-what square oxer during a clinic. Leg off, loop in the reins, crooked approach, Sunday stroll of a canter … I was demonstrating every mistake in the book.

Rowdy, sensing I was going to be of little assistance, took matters into his own hands, balancing himself, putting his feet to the base, and leaping it so gingerly that I could have balanced a tray of champagne in one hand.

After we landed, the trainer raised an eyebrow: “If you ever want to sell this horse, let me know.”

Trying to sound like a cool, wise-to-the-biz professional (I’d recently started doing horses full-time), I laughed, “Well, any horse is for sale for the right price, right?”

“What’s the right price?” she quipped.

I pulled some large, silly number out of the air, just playing along with what I assumed was a game. A few days later she called me up and said she had a client she thought would be a perfect match for my horse.

I hung up the phone and broke down crying. On one hand, if I sold Rowdy, I could get my fledgling teaching/training business off the ground. I could invest in some young prospects. I could have a decent chance of making it in the shark tank of the sport.

On the other hand, how do you sell your best friend?

Meeting the Callahan family immediate assuaged my concerns. There was instant chemistry between Rowdy and Amanda, a hard-working and gifted young rider who was looking to graduate from the pony ring to jumpers. He would live at their quiet, mountaintop mini-farm, his stall just steps from their front door, and want for nothing.

The Callahans know a thing or two about special horses, and I think they sensed that they were getting a buy-one-horse, get-its-previous-owner-free deal. The family welcomed me into their life like an adopted daughter and encouraged me to stay involved with Rowdy’s training program. I gave Amanda lessons and coached her at shows, and they’d send him to me for tune-ups when they were on vacation or Amanda was swamped at school.

Whether competing on the A-circuit, making their eventing debut or just tackling a difficult schooling exercise, nothing has ever made me prouder than watching my old partner showing Amanda the ropes and, in turn, him thriving on her love and enthusiasm. I don’t have kids, but I imagine it must be something akin to the feeling a parent has when, after raising a child to the best of your ability, you send him or her out into the world only to discover that they’re even more amazing than you realized.

Photo courtesy of Amanda Callahan.

Amanda and Rowdy. Photo courtesy of Amanda Callahan.

Photo courtesy of Amanda Callahan.

Amanda and Rowdy. Photo courtesy of Amanda Callahan.

The late teens are precarious years in any girl’s coming-of-age story, and just as Rowdy was a rock through that epoch for me, so was he a rock for Amanda. He saw her through all the same things I’d cried into his mane about so many years before: stressful classes, dumb boys, the more complicated questions of life.

Amanda took him to college at Sewanee with her but, being a serious student chronically prone to stretching herself too thin (she’s now in law school at Tulane), she respected Rowdy too much to watch him collect dust. Once again, a door opened and the perfect home appeared.

I am forever in debt to everyone who has played a role in caring for Rowdy over the years, but none more so than his final “mom” Kaleah Travis. Conventional wisdom advises against investing, emotionally and otherwise, in an aging show horse. Even with no expense spared on maintenance the clock is ticking on a career, and then there’s the commitment of caring for the horse through the twilight years.

That didn’t stop Kaleah from falling head over heels in love with Rowdy, who was by then in his late teens. She recognized that he deserved to be cherished and crowned him the prince of her beautiful Someday Came Stables, even giving him a front-row seat at her wedding.

Kaleah Travis and Rowdy. Photo courtesy of Kaleah Travis.

Kaleah and Rowdy. Photo courtesy of Kaleah Travis.

In return, Kaleah had the honor of accompanying Rowdy through the swan song of his competitive career. She was the last one who would experience the rush of galloping out of the start box on a horse who truly knew and loved his job.

Photo courtesy of Kaleah Travis.

And was always willing to try a new job! In addition to eventing and jumpers, Rowdy even moonlighted on occasion in the hunter/eq ring. Photo courtesy of Kaleah Travis.

Rowdy was always a master of adjusting himself to whomever was on his back, doling out what they needed whether it was a challenge, a confidence boost, or simply “a quiet place to sit and rest.” His final shape-shift, following his show ring grand finale, was into a gentle and patient teacher, introducing Kaleah’s tiniest students to the joy of flight.

Here is Averi jumping Rowdy Intentions during our Summer Camp! Averi is an excellent rider and is always so eager to learn! This young lady is well on her way, keep up the good work!

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It would be his final gift. Someday came for Rowdy last weekend when he passed away in colic surgery, brave and stoic to the end with Kaleah at his side.

The good ones always leave too soon although, as Amanda’s mother Becky pointed out: “In a way his passing suddenly is not a surprise. No old age and slow failure for Rowdy; he left this world a fighter just like he lived.”

When I say Rowdy found me, I mean I think he was in all of our lives for a reason, at a specific time, to give us something we needed. I don’t know how I made it into the inner circle of young women’s lives whom he transformed, forever, but I’m grateful. Without him as my anchor, my confidante, my sanctuary, my soulmate, I’m not sure where I’d be today.

But the full weight of just how many lives he touched didn’t hit me until this week, after his passing, when condolences, photos and 15 years of memories came pouring in from every direction, a vast constellation of grief and love bound together by one special equine’s spirit. As Becky put it, “Rowdy didn’t have owners, he collected people on his life’s journey.”

And to all of us, he gave and gave and gave.

To Rowdy the lionhearted, who touched so many lives and was my best friend and partner in flight for so many years, no horse was more loved than you. Godspeed. You are missed. — Leslie

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Leslie and Rowdy.

Rowdy, you taught me how to fly and how to trust. You took care of me on the cross-country course, and got huffy as I did when we practiced dressage. You willingly were my mobile sofa when I would collapse on your neck at the end of a lesson. You brought so much into the lives of your riders and I will always love you and miss you. Rowdykins, I hope your days are now filled with endless fields for you to fly over. — Amanda

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Amanda and Rowdy.

Thank you to my best friend, to the one who always made my heart smile. There are no words to thank you for everything you have done for me, you have made me who I am today and taught me everything I know. You were always the tough one who kept me calm and held it together for me even in our last moments together. You were my rock for so long that I am completely lost without you. There are people all over the world mourning the loss of this sweet soul, from past owners and trainers to acquaintances. Rowdy was truly a once-in-a-lifetime horse that no horse could ever come close to replacing. It breaks my heart that in the end, even after all he has done for so many and all the lives he touched and changed forever, no human hands could save him. God must have needed a new horse because he chose the greatest, most loving, selfless horse there was, my Rowdy Intentions. You will always be loved and missed by many. See you soon my love. — Kaleah

Photo courtesy of Kaleah Travis.

And the horse was happy.

The Horses, Art and Heart of Equine Artist & AEC Sponsor Julie Lawther

Courtesy of Julie Lawther. Courtesy of Julie Lawther.

Sometimes, you just wish life came with a pause button. Especially as eventers, there always seem to be memories you wish you could grab hold of and never let go: that special horse, that special day, that special win. Thanks to artist Julie Lawther of Equine Art by Julie, four lucky winners at the American Eventing Championships each year have the opportunity to, if not pause time, at least capture and preserve it.

When the AECs came to Julie’s home state of Texas, she approached the USEA about becoming a donor for the AECS. She offered to create four mixed-media custom portraits, each valued at $2,500, for the champions of both Junior Beginner Novice divisions and well as the Training Amateur and Intermediate division. Naturally, Jo Whitehouse and Rob Burk welcomed her generous offer with open arms.

Courtesy of Julie Lawther.

Courtesy of Julie Lawther.

It’s been a rewarding experience, Julie says, and one she intends to continue even when the AECs move to Tryon, North Carolina, next year.

“It has been my honor to paint these portraits for the competitors,” she explains. “I have enjoyed painting all of them, but especially the ones of the young competitors in the two Junior Beginner Novice divisions. The kids and their horses are so special. What a memory and what an experience it is for them.”

Julie grew up riding at her family’s ranch in southeast Texas and her daughters inherited the equestrian bug, joining Pony Club and competing in schooling horse trials. Julie has also coached several young riders in the discipline, which she says has contributed to her appreciation of the up-and-coming generation of eventers she sees at the AECs.

“I guess because I have daughters and taught children for decades, I really connect to the kids in the sport and what it takes to achieve a national title,” she says. “It is really special to get to meet them and their families and to share not only in their journey and experience but to count them as friends.”

A Win-Win

When asked if she has a favorite AEC portrait story, she ponders the question carefully before answering no, then adds, “But I can share two that really touched me.”

The first was of 2013 Junior Beginner Novice winner Anna Kate Conley, who traveled to the AECs from Kentucky. Julie met the young rider and her family only briefly in person, amid all the chaos and excitement when she came out of the ring.

Between choosing just the right photo and procuring permission and licensing from the photographer, it typically takes awhile to get a portrait started. But several months later, once the painting was underway, Julie shared the progress of the piece with Anna Kate on Facebook.

“She and her whole family where so excited and enthusiastic about the portrait,” Julie says. “And when the 2014 AECs came around, she came running into my booth and hugged me. Her mom, aunt and cousins were all crying, and I was crying, too. Anna Kate has such an infectious smile and vivacious spirit; it was a delight to paint her likeness and that of her mount Reba.”

Courtesy of Julie Lawler

Anna Kate Conley and Reba’s Song. Courtesy of Julie Lawther.

Another memorable portrait was of 2014 Junior Beginner Novice winner Melissa Morris from Missouri: “I just fell in love with Melissa and her story and her horse, RSR Private Eye.”

Melissa’s mom had purchased the leopard Appaloosa for $200, rescuing him from an uncertain fate.

“It took some time, patience, hard work and great training, but mom and daughter brought this once troubled pony along to his winning ways,” Julie recalls. “This young lady had ridden this pony she trained in the biggest event for a Beginner Novice Junior rider in the country, and she won.”

Julie describes the narrative as “a total pull at my heartstrings,” reminding her of helping her own daughters re-train their own horses, which were often free or rejects with shadowy pasts.

“I know that struggle and pursuit of having a competition horse out of a horse that nobody wanted,” she says. “And here was this sharp little rider on a spotted horse taking the competition by storm. It was a pleasure to create an award for a young person who had worked so hard to get to the AECs and then to ride to a dream realized.”

She got to meet Melissa and her entire family when they picked up the portrait at this year’s AECs. “You could tell how much everyone supported her and how excited they were for her to receive such an award. What a thrill for me as an artist to make someone and their whole family happy and to give them something they will have to treasure as an heirloom.”

Courtesy of Julie Lawler

Melissa Morris and RSR Private Eye. Courtesy of Julie Lawther

Julie enjoys creating the Training Amateur portraits as well, for a different reason. “I love watching the amateurs ride and compete,” she explains. “They inspire me. I may technically be a professional, as I still teach some backyard lessons, but I identify more with the amateur riders. I get tears in my eyes when I see them succeed in getting in the last jump in stadium for the win. I am jumping every jump with them in my heart.”

She finds the Intermediate division thrilling and says that, while she might not compete at that level, it allows her to participate in the upper echelons of the sport in a unique way.

“Through my art, in a way, I get to ride at that level through my imagination when I paint them,” she says. “I have such an appreciation for all the competitors of any age and skill level who go out and ride in this sport — they are all incredible.”

A Merging of Passions

For as long as Julie can remember, riding and art have been at the forefront of her life. She was sitting on a horse by age 2 and began studying art as a young child, taking fine oil painting lessons twice a week at age 7.

“During this time I of course I always wanted to paint horses, and I rode my ponies at the ranch every weekend,” she recalls. “When I hit junior high school, my passion for horses spilled over from painting them and riding on the ranch into riding and showing various breeds and disciplines with friends during my teen years in the north Houston area.”

She rode everything she could, from Tennessee Walkers to Welsh ponies, in a panorama of different disciplines: “I was the barn rat. I learned everything I could, just soaking up anything anyone would teach me.”

Jumping swiftly became her favorite. “It was all I could think about most of the time, and I would doodle jumping horses on school notes and my book covers,” she says.

Courtesy of Julie Lawther.

Courtesy of Julie Lawther.

She discovered eventing later, after getting married and moving to Charleston, South Carolina. “I immediately fell in love with the thrill of jumping cross country,” she says. “It was on a packer named Humphrey Bogart — he was a Percheron/Quarter Horse cross who could jump the moon. It was an addiction I enjoyed as often as I could.”

Her husband was in the military, which made it necessary to pick up and move every few years. Julie says that rather than feeling limiting, the experience gave her a variety of experiences and exposure to different breeds and disciplines.

Collectively, it enhanced her ability to adapt to the needs of potential clients when she began offering lessons and training. “I basically hung out my shingle and started applying what I had learned and continued to learn in starting a business offering lessons and training wherever we lived,” she says.

She also acquired skill sets she might not have otherwise, like shoeing. “Many times military bases are not seated in a hotbed of horse activity, and thus those skilled in the support of the horse industry may be lacking in quantity,” she says. “So not being able to get a farrier out in a timely manner forced me into learning the trade.”

Courtesy of Julie Lawther.

Courtesy of Julie Lawther.

Meanwhile, her passion for art was always close at hand. At one point a client asked her to design a logo for her stable and breeding program, which Julie says was the first time art and horses merged in a way that she could envision a new career combining the two.

She sketched the logo, then was asked to paint a few portraits for her clients. She began attending local and regional shows as a vendor and began gaining success, creating commissioned artwork and teaching art lessons while maintaining her equestrian business.

When the couple ultimately landed back in Texas, now with horse-loving daughters in tow, Julie stretched herself even a bit further, working at an equine veterinary hospital to keep the horses fed and ensure that her kids had the opportunity to compete. She was pleasantly surprised to realize that the job actually complimented her other two endeavors.

“It gave me the opportunity to study the horse’s anatomy in more depth and detail,” she says. “Plus, I got to be hands on with horses in their hour of need and take care of them on a daily basis in the hospital.

“I had to get really keen on reading horses to keep the horses and the vets treating them safe while having various treatments administered. It was a wonderful time in life where I learned so much. I went to work every day studying horses and learning everything they and the veterinarians would teach me. It was trying at times, as anyone in the veterinary business will tell you, but it was rewarding. The knowledge gained in those years really contributed to improving my skills as an artist and as a trainer.”

Courtesy of Julie Lawler

Courtesy of Julie Lawther.

Life as Art

Julie has a gift for capturing the personalities of the horses in portraits: the energy of a gait, the texture of a mane, the glint in an eye. What’s her secret?

She says it’s a direct result of having experienced so many horses herself, in the flesh.

“I not only learned much about anatomy and movement and gaits through being a farrier and trainer and vet tech, but I could study the horse’s emotions and the expression of those emotions,” she says. “A lifetime of working with horses in so many situations has given to me a library of images and experiences to pull from.”

Julie explains that it takes knowing how a horse is feeling to be able to depict it in a piece of art. She looks for clues in the horse’s body — everything from facial features to the muscle tension in its neck — to detect emotion.

“Those areas are typically where the human eye goes to read a horse. So it is my job to see what it is that a horse is thinking or feeling from their photos and express that to make the horse life-like. To capture one horse in particular, you not only need to know your anatomy and how to accurately depict a horse, but how to manipulate that anatomy and show expression.”

Is it more challenging to draw or paint a moving horse as opposed to one standing still? Yes, she says, then adds a qualifier: “But then again, even if the horse is standing still, I try to give the artwork life and make it feel as if it could move as any moment.”

Courtesy of Julie Lawther.

Courtesy of Julie Lawther.

Most of Julie’s commissioned portrait requests are for head-and-neck or three-quarter portraits, but she says she loves it when she gets to work from an action shot.

“I love to add the kinetic energy to a flat surface and create the experience of being on the horse,” she says. “And I love the mental challenge of imagining what the limbs and body are doing and the proportions and angles. It is a delightful puzzle.”

Clients will sometimes request a minor edit from the original photograph — a change in equitation, the horse’s form or tack — which gives Julie an additional challenge. But beyond the composition and layout, she says the most challenging aspect of creating any painting of someone’s horse, whether it be static or in motion, is getting to know that particular horse.

“I rely on stories and memories told to me by my clients to get to know the horse, as many times I don’t get to meet the horse in person,” she says.

Courtesy of Julie Lawther.

Courtesy of Julie Lawther.

Ultimately, that’s the reason why she so enjoys creating the AEC portraits: “It is the people who make this sport and the special stories behind them and their horses that make creating artwork for them so rewarding.”

Many thanks to Julie both for her big-hearted donations and for taking the time to share her story. For more information, we encourage you to visit her website, Equine Art by Julie, or Facebook page.

Go Eventing.

#EventerProblems, Vol. 41

We’ve got 99 problems but finding somewhere to complain about them ain’t one.

We’re here for you, Eventing Nation-ers. Let ’em rip!

If you missed them: Volumes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40.

LIES. #horsepeopleproblems #eventerproblems #eventing #eventer #hunterjumper #jumpers #horsepeople

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Do you think she cleared it? #theresamonsterinthatoxer #ottb #eventerproblems A photo posted by Reagan Wiles (@reagan_the_wasabian) on

Trying on heels in your Rompfs. #eventerproblems A photo posted by Brett (@bmh3day) on

I think I might need to carry around a sign with this on it tomorrow #nostirrupnovember #eventerproblems #ow

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And they’re not even six months old! #eventerproblems #pologroomproblems #eventing #bootkiller #rip #ducttapetime #impoor A photo posted by Charlotte Grace (@charliesweenss) on

Does this make our butts look big? #somethingtotalkabout #eventerproblems #bootyworkout #redheadmare

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Shhhh don’t tell my husband!!! #eventerproblems #thattimeofyear #secretmisson A photo posted by @jennwhitty on

What ponies do when they go XC schooling #eventerproblems #pony #eventing #welshpony #snacktime A video posted by Marjory Berkache (@lechevalfrancais) on

Well, those *were* clean polo wraps! #eventerproblems #whitepolowrapfail A photo posted by @camelias2009 on

I look like I killed a smurf. #eventerproblems #horsetrainerproblems A photo posted by Lisa Bauman (@skibumangel) on

When you have to ride but the lights aren’t put up yet. #eventerproblems #goodoldcivic #equestrianproblems A photo posted by Mallory Huggins (@mallorayyyy) on

Noah vs. Harry #whycantyoushare #eventerproblems #eventinglife #somuchmane #nothingtoplait

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Seriously? 28 degrees? #eventerproblems #toocold #novembereventing #fullmoonht #marylandeventing A photo posted by Katie Novotny (@kknovotny) on

Stall creeper. #eventerproblems #eventer #creeper #fresnocountyhorsepark A photo posted by @epoh_no on

What’s YOUR problem? Tweet it, Instagram it or share it on Facebook with the hashtag #EventerProblems for inclusion in the next edition of this series.

Go Eventing.

Horse Radio Network Holiday Radiothon Wants YOU

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Featuring 20 hosts, celebrity guests and over $2,500 in prizes, this year’s Horse Radio Network radiothon promises to be an epic 12-hour long holiday party you won’t want to miss.

WHAT: The theme of this year’s radiothon is “Your Favorite Equine Christmas Memories,” and it’s all about the holidays as we hear from top riders, guests, celebrities and listeners from all over the world.

WHEN: The event takes place Nov. 30 from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. EST. You can listen live on Horse Radio Network or, in the event you don’t have 12 straight hours to party with us, a recorded version will be available the next day in its entirety and broken down by hour.

WHO: Glenn the Geek and Dr. Wendy Ying will be hosting the whole day with the help of 20 other HRN hosts — you can view the schedule here. Eventing Nation’s own Jenni Autry and Leslie Wylie, party people extraordinaire/sometime HRN hosts, have the honor of emceeing the grand finale between 8 and 9 p.m. And everybody knows that when you put Leslie and Jenni in a room together, even a virtual one, anything can happen.

Like, who are all these people, even?

Like, who are all these people, even?

We’ll be bringing the party, of course, along with a lineup of Big Name Rider guests to be announced soon. But we need your help.

We’ll be taking listener call-ins throughout the hour (435-272-1997) as well as sharing pre-recorded voicemail messages from the Horseloverz.com Holiday Voicemail Line. Hosts will be playing them throughout the day and handing out awesome TBA prizes every hour.

To be eligible for the amazing prizes, you’ve got to leave a voicemail or call in. #ProTip: If you don’t want to risk not getting on the air because the lines are tied up, use the voicemail line to pre-record holiday wishes to your barnmates, a holiday poem or even a song (see last year’s “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas: Eventing Edition” for inspiration). Or share a “favorite equine Christmas memory” — like that time you found a pony under the tree…

… or went to that really crazy holiday barn party …

… or basically ruined the entire Christmas pageant for everybody.

As per Nation Media tradition, the more ridiculous the better, and we’ll be sharing our favorite creative efforts on the site in the lead-up to the holidays!

We know it’s still November, but is it ever too early, really, to embrace the holiday spirit?

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For more information, visit the website here.

Go Eventing.

Eventing Community Mourns the Loss of Nadeem Noon

Photo via the Nadeem Noon Support Fund Facebook page. Photo via the Nadeem Noon Support Fund Facebook page.

We are heartbroken to learn that beloved Area VIII trainer Nadeem Noon passed away last night in hospice care. The eventing community rallied around Nadeem during his battle with a condition called Amyloidosis, which caused serious damage to his heart and other vital organs.

My teacher, Nadeem NoonWe regret to inform family and friends that at approximately 10:30pm Thursday night we lost our…

Posted by Carole Nowicke on Friday, November 13, 2015

Nadeem was a warm, friendly presence at events who guided countless students toward accomplishing their riding goals from his Up-n-Over Stables in Bloomington, Indiana. In addition to competing through the three-star level in eventing and Prix St. Georges in dressage, he was a USEA Level 3 Certified Instructor and coached the Indiana University Equestrian Hunt Seat Team for over 20 years. Throughout his career he touched countless lives, and and his tremendous impact on midwestern eventing will not be soon forgotten.

Photo via Nadeem Noon’s Facebook page.

Photo via Nadeem Noon’s Facebook page.

In addition to being an accomplished horseman, Nadeem was a great friend to many as well as a devoted partner to his wife Sherry and a loving father to his son Nadir. Our thoughts and deepest condolences go out to his family in their time of loss.

Over the past few months, and especially in the past few hours, countless well-wishers have taken to Nadeem’s Facebook page as well as the Nadeem Noon Support Fund page to share words of comfort and celebrate his life by sharing their favorite memories and photos. Together, from all the myriad perspectives shared, they paint a powerful portrait of a life well-lived.

Photo via Nadeem Noon’s Facebook page.

Photo via Nadeem Noon’s Facebook page.

Rest in peace, Nadeem. Go Eventing.

The Secret Lives of Eventers in the Off Season

How does your eventer spend the off season? That’s the question we asked readers last week, and the answers we got ranged from napping in the sunshine to moonlighting in extreme equestrian sports that make even eventing seem sane in comparison!

A sampling of responses from around the Eventing Nation world:

Whitni Ciofalo (Gallatin Gateway, MT): “Skijoring! All winter long. (gallatinvalleyskijoring.com)”

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Rosie McAuley (Darlington, County Durham, England): “Sleeping!”

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Isabel Kennedy (Poway, California): “Fox hunting.”


Lea Ditte Marsk Lauridsen (Odense, Denmark): “Jump and dressage lessons.”


Jane Papke (Paris, Kentucky): “I work at Scheffelridge Farm, a lesson and training barn in Paris, Kentucky, and we hosted an IHSA show for the Georgetown College Equestrian Team this past weekend. The process of coordinating all those horses in all those classes is painstaking and cumbersome work, not to mention how difficult it can be to round up enough horses to accommodate all those entries (the tally for the weekend was over 400).

“So when one of our trusty school horses came up sore Saturday morning it was quite the hitch in our giddy up. And so I went to the field to get my horse Norman who has been enjoying a trail ride vacation since Hagyard Midsouth CCI*. And where did he fit in those classes, you ask? Why he plugged into the advanced w/t/c, beginner w/t/c, and walk/trot classes of course!! He just tootled around the ring with his ears pricked, happy as could be. I ended up giving riders a crop because people were struggling to keep him trotting.

“Unfortunately I think his willingness to counter canter (oops) may have kept a few people out of top placings, but he was a star because he was safe. So what’s my horse doing in the off season? Being an IHSA beginner rider horse…”

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Norman and Jane in the Intermediate at the Otter Creek HT this fall.

Norman's IHSA debut with a college rider aboard.

Norman’s IHSA debut with a college rider aboard.


Brena Jones (Oxford, North Caroline): “Eating my mortgage.”


Rachel Childers (Lawrence, Kansas): “Last competition is the last weekend in October, gets the next week off, November is equitation month, first 2.5 weeks of December is ‘holy sh*t, I’m going to Ocala, please don’t let us look like fools!’ Christmas break from college is spent in Ocala, culminating with Ocala Winter 1, then the rest of January, February and most of March are more equitation, flatwork and gymnastics. And then I finally get to start worrying about competing again in April, usually first event is Mother’s Day weekend.”


Whatever your winter plans entail, Eventing Nation wishes you the best. Let us know your plans by emailing [email protected]. Go Eventing!

#EventerProblems, Vol. 40: Winter Is Coming

Go ahead and unpack those cozy sweaters, admire the cascading leaves, bask in the brilliant glow of late autumn. Soak up the season while you can because we’ve got bad news for you, suckers: The end is nigh.

All around the Eventing Nation, readers have been seeing the signs, heeding the omens and ‘Gramming ominous proof that winter is just around the corner. Here’s a sampling of the struggles that lie before us.

The joys of blanketing…

Waiting for rugs to wash… #laundromat #horseshaveabetterwardrobethanme #eventerproblems #shownextweek #horselife

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The delightful weather…

When you have to take refuge on a hobbits porch during the rain. #wetfeanarion #eventerproblems

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The burden of body-clipping…

The glamour of grooming…

#loubou is part #zebra? Or maybe just wet and muddy… #texasrose #eventing #eventerproblems

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The thrill of tack-cleaning…

Conditioning confusion…

And last but not least, the early, early Christmas shopping…

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Of course, there are countless other #EventerProblems that just keep coming year-round. Including but not limited to…

That dressage school was super tough #eventerproblems #ottb

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Took over the bathroom. #sorrynotsorry to my non-equestrian roommates….. #eventerproblems

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Halter fleece works well on slings after you break a collarbone getting dumped cross-country. #eventerproblems

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Dinner plans…. And night check. #eventerproblems #barnmanagerlife

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What’s YOUR problem? Tweet it, Instagram it or share it on Facebook with the hashtag #EventerProblems for inclusion in the next edition of this series.

If you missed them: Volumes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39.

Go Eventing!

#NoStirrupNovember Support Group, Week 1: Life Is Pain

This post originally appeared on EN’s sister site, Horse Nation.

We’re one week into No-Stirrup November — and everyone knows that the first week is the hardest. How are those legs feeling?

(Sorry. You don’t have to answer that.)

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Yeah yeah, we know. While we can’t help you with your physical pain, we can remind you that you’re not alone. All around the Horse Nation, masochists riders are collectively groaning, griping and — every now and again — giggling at their own expense. A few memes we’ve spotted floating around social media.

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And then there are your hilarious Tweets.

Gun emoji is really having a moment with the equestrian crowd right now.

But mixed in with all the thigh ache induced belly-aching, there are words of encouragement…

It’s worth the work. #nostirrupnovember A photo posted by hoosierhorse (@hoosierhorse) on

…motivational gameplans…

#nostirrupsnovember homework @haleyfarber @marisafarber888

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…and, from countless photos of crossed stirrups…

#nostirrupsnovember is in progress. A photo posted by @spodrick on

…stirrups hung out of reach (are these seriously strung up from the rafters? diabolical!)…

…and stirrups apparently just left out to die…

#nostirrupsnovember #bodypain #gobigorgohome #ladymuscles #dressage A photo posted by Emily (@emyandcompany) on

…to videos of you guys making it look WAY too easy…

#nostirrupsnovember

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It’s only fair! #nostirrupsnovember #stagnarostables #feeltheburn A video posted by ndicorti (@ndicorti) on

…it’s clear that you guys are out there, putting the hard work in, and you better believe it’s going to pay off.

Well, THAT might be a stretch. And in your darkest moments, don’t forget: it could always be worse!

Junior Rider Ella Lucas taking #nostirrupsnovember to the extreme! Check out her first #blog at harryhall.co.uk/blogs A photo posted by Harry Hall (@harry_hall_riding) on

Eventing Nation is giving away a beautiful pair of calfskin stirrup leathers from Total Saddle Fit to the reader who most creatively illustrates their No Stirrup November pain. Check out the full contest details here.

If you can’t wait until next week to gripe, complain or vent about your stirrup-less existence, check out Horse Nation’s  support thread on the forums here.

Feel the burn, Eventing Nation. Go Riding (without stirrups!)

#EventerProblems, Vol. 39

We’re a hot mess, y’all. Here’s the latest batch of reader-submitted woes.

If you missed them: Volumes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38.

It was brand new… #eventerproblems #horseproblems #boyswillbeboys

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I know girl. Me too. #eventerproblems #collegeequestrian #notfun #coveredinhair

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One of these is not the same… #eventerproblems #alwayssomething

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One head, four helmets? #eventerproblems #dqproblems #horseshowlife #charlesowen #irh

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#canihavethat

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Waiting for the corn field to get harvested so we can do trot set and canter sets. #eventerproblems

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1 horse down, 5 more to go… #itchlikemad #horseclipping #eventerproblems

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Nailing one phase is better than nailing none, right? #TIE #eventing #eventerproblems #IrishSportHorse

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That time you check into your hotel… #horsetrainerproblems #eventerproblems Not creepy at all. Not at all.

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Trying to get through this semester like… #eventerproblems

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Being injured sucks. I am stuck on the couch watching whatever I choose, being brought refills of rum, and pie and ice cream. #eventerProblems

Posted by Kate Wooten on Sunday, October 18, 2015

What’s YOUR problem? Tweet it, Instagram it or share it on Facebook with the hashtag #EventerProblems for inclusion in the next edition of this series.

Go Eventing!

How Does Your Eventer Spend the Off Season?

Photo by Leslie Wylie. Photo by Leslie Wylie.

With just a small scattering of 2015 events remaining, we’re all entering into that weird, dimly lit gap on the calendar between the end of the season and whenever we’re able to strike out again in 2016. In the meantime, we all have different strategies for keeping ourselves and our horses entertained.

We want to hear about the “secret life” of your event horse’s off season. Do you take up fox hunting? Buckle down on your flatwork? Hit up clinics? Enjoy long ambling strolls in the snowy woods? Or perhaps just give your hardworking horse a fat-and-furry “staycation”?

Let’s compare notes. Leave a Facebook comment or shoot us an email at [email protected] for inclusion in an upcoming post. Be sure to include your location, and photos are always welcome, too!

‘Declaration of Farters’ and Other Google Translate Eventing Fails

I was recently introduced to the Google Translate App at Pau, when competitor (and sole USA finisher!) Katie Ruppel sent me this hilarious screenshot of her translated/mistranslated dinner menu:

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“I’ll have the neck of tomato with pavement of beef, si vous plait.”

The app, which is exciting yet clearly still in the throw-manure-at-the-wall-and-see-what-sticks stage, allows users to hover their smartphone camera over text, whereupon it replaces the original text with translated text — or at least its best attempt at translated text — from 90 different languages.

While auto language translation online can be pretty endearing …

Screenshot from the Boekelo Facebook page.

Screenshot from the Boekelo Facebook page.

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Excerpt from the Pau competition schedule.

… Google Translate really takes the cake when it comes to turning perfectly normal sentences into steaming hot piles of hilariously random speech.

Here’s an example from the Boekelo website, which includes explanations of the sport’s three phases.

Dressage:

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“Walk, troll and cancer” … no wonder dressage is everyone’s least favorite phase.

Cross country:

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A bit dramatic.

Show jumping:

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Evil? I dunno. That seems like a stretch.

Or this, from the Pau schedule:

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“Welcome Rag and Bone Man” at the Life Tent Wednesday afternoon, “Declaration of Farters” on Thursday morning … yep, just another horse show.

Sometimes the app gets tripped up and starts flashing multiple translation suggestions, raising more questions than answers. Here are a few possible translations of Luhmühlen’s site plan (see full map here).

So, is #5 (kinderland) an anarchist nursery rhyme, a “child bike,” a children’s oracle or “killers”? Does #13 (stehplatze zuschauer) offer free standing, free stalking, strong tea or crappy personal training sessions? Are they using #15 and #16 (abreiteplalz I and II) as practice rings or parking lots? Is #18 (member club) full of people taking naps?

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Hang in there, Luhmühlen — we know that hamburger application is stressing you out.

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The words “CIC3*” and “sissies” should never be used in a sentence together.

 Anyway, if you’re easily entertained, it’s totally worth the download.

Go …

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[Download Google Translate for iPhone]

[Download Google Translate for Android]

#EventerProblems, Vol. 38

Happy Monday, Eventing Nation, and welcome to the most torturous month of the year, No Stirrup November! Are your thighs partaking in this year’s festivities?

Something is missing… #nostirrupsnovember #eventerproblems

A photo posted by Taylor Rieck (@trieckx) on

Brave souls. If you too are among the few, the proud, the sore, don’t suffer alone! Stand up and be counted: Snap a photo depicting your pain and post it to social with the tag #NoStirrupNovember. Here are a few bazillion more reader submitted #EventerProblems:

“She’s going to be brave for you at the big jumps, so you need to be brave for her when she thinks she hears aliens.” ————————————— Here’s a #FailFriday to start the weekend off… That moment when your horse goes from having a lovely Dressage warmup to losing all of her cookies right before you have to enter the ring at Area Champs (this lasted for 10 minutes… There’s unfortunately no video of our obnoxious piaffing and passaging). After literally walking around the ring waiting for the judge to ring the bell, we somehow managed to keep it together enough to pull a 36 (I did not ask for any lengthenings for fear of my life). Gotta love those redheads. #EventerProblems #goeventing A video posted by Taylor (@taylordawn_13) on

The look on your face after you have a hard dressage ride. #dshrustify #diamondsporthorses

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Ugh I hate thrush buster!! #eventerproblems #thrushbuster #purplehand

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When your horse wants to sleep but you need to braid #compromise #eventerproblems A photo posted by Katherine (@knollls) on

If you missed them: Volumes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37.

What’s YOUR problem? Tweet it, Instagram it or share it on Facebook with the hashtag #EventerProblems for inclusion in the next edition of this series.

Go Eventing!